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PeopleExpress
Wannabe Baiter

Joined: 18 Mar 2009
Posts: 80

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Thu Apr 02, 2009 12:24 pm |
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Them (Iskann3) = red
Me (Pablo) = blue
From: "ISKANN3 GEORG3"<omitted>
To: undisclosed-recipients:;
Date: Wed, 1 Apr 2009 12:10:40 -0700
Subject: VERY IMPORTANT YOUR ATM PAYMENT SCHEDULE
External Review Committee on Debt
Intercontinental Bank Plc
omitted
Attention Beneficiary:
We wish to inform you that you have been scheduled to be paid $2,500.000.00 ($2.5m) through our Automated Teller Machine Card (ATM Card) which will only require you to proceed to any ATM Cash Point in your city to withdraw the sum of $700 per day till the payment is completed.
This development is as a result of a just concluded yearly program where 5 individuals get cash benefits from our bank. These 5 beneficiaries are selected randomly through personal websites, account holders etc. Being an international bank, we endeavor to make this opportunity available to everyone, no matter the location.
We use courier service compnay for all our international shipments, and to enable this take place you are required to pay the sum of $200 shipping fees. These are FedEx charges and not for the bank, we only help to receive these funds on their behalf and will immediately authorize the courier company to ship your ATM card once payments are confirmed.
We are sorry as we cannot deduct from your funds to pay for the
Shipping/Transfer charges. This is in accordance with section 13(1-2) of the new payment policy Act as adopted in 1993 and amended on 3rd July 2004 by the external review committee on debt. This is to protect our clients and to avoid misappropriation of funds by officials.
Furthermore you are advised to contact me ASAP for the issuance of your ATM card and my e-mail address is [email protected] When you contact me, kindly provide the below informations:
1. Full Name (As Stated in your ID)
2. Contact Address (Where your ATM card will be shipped to)
3. Valid telephone number
This information will be used to process your card before it's issued out to you. I will like to know if you still want me to proceed. I humbly await your instructions.
Mr Iskann3 Ge0rg3
ATM Issuing Department
Intercontinental Bank Pl0
Iskann3,
thats a lot of money do you do this all the time and why would a bank just give away that much? i'm not complaining i'll take it of course. ever since i lost my job i haven't been able to find another. how would I claim this on my taxes? and I didn't know Fedex charges $200 to ship an ATM card, what about dhl and ups would they be cheaper? sorry if that's too much hassle i'm just flat broke and $200 is a lot of money right now, I do hav e it and can send it but want to save if at all possible.
1. Pabl0 (omitted)
2. (address of Astrodome)
3. (cell # I use for these ppl)
Dear Pabl0
The fee is the same with all the courier companies and we have a special offer with this particular courier company as it is registered with the government.send the courier fee with the following details;
CHIDI (whatever)
LAGOS NIGERIA
TEST QUESTION; WHITE
TEST ANSWER; BLACK
Once you make the payment send the detaisl that will be used to collect the fee.Use either western union money transfer or money gram to send the fee.
thank you
Iskann3 Ge0rg3
Aight! no problem buddy i'll get it taken care of this evening. I have school tonight and then me and some buddies are goin drinking and i'm prolly gettin smashed, hell, i'm gettin millions here soon so I'm gonna celebrate. My buddies will be jealous but fuck them, its not my fault I won the lottery. Talk to ya tonight hoss
That's where it's at now. I was thinking Pablo gets smashed at the bar, gets into a brawl, arrested, and his one phone call is to his buddy Roy who either uses the cash for a down payment on a new boat... or sends Iskann3 all over Lagos to different WU's where he's sent $500 of Pablo's money to each location, with receipts to prove it.
Thank God for Deuzer's Make-it-yourself WU Form!
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Esq
Poster Boi

Joined: 22 Apr 2008
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Location: MHC6 HQ, Australia

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Thu Apr 02, 2009 12:29 pm |
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Keep trying to negotiate on the courier fee.... |
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PeopleExpress
Wannabe Baiter

Joined: 18 Mar 2009
Posts: 80

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Thu Apr 02, 2009 12:40 pm |
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| Keep trying to negotiate on the courier fee.... |
That thought did occur to me... but I was pondering an idea where Pablo buys the WU while he's drunk and buys a $2,000 one by mistake. Much more tempting than a measly $200. |
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Captain Pike
Baiting Guru

Joined: 08 Dec 2005
Posts: 2579
Location: Starbase 11

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Thu Apr 02, 2009 2:12 pm |
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In the future, make the lad explain to you how WU works.
In this bait, why not have a "problem" with the WU clerk? Tell the lad he was putting the moves on you, and you decided to leave. Ask him for advice on how to handle such a situation since you don't "swing that way".
If he directs you to another WU location, then tell him you'll go there on (pick a day that's three days later). The lad will then get impatient and tell you to hurry up.
So when you do go, their computers are down. Ask the lad if you can use MoneyGram. |
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Inkerman
419Eater is my life

Joined: 20 Jun 2005
Posts: 384
Location: North of the Border

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Fri Apr 03, 2009 5:50 pm |
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Tell your lad that the figure he is quoting is for a delivery. You will source a quote from you end for collection.
I suspect it will be considerably cheaper.
On the other hand....................tell him you told UPS/FedEx etc. that the consignment contained an ATM card and they went mental! Tell your boy if he's sending it that cheaply then they are NOT paying for X-Ray exemption which will wipe the card thus rendering it useless.
Tell him you will not pay for a useless card! |
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