Lester
Baiting Guru

Joined: 20 Nov 2003
Posts: 2625
Location: Somewhere between here and there

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Posted:
Fri Nov 07, 2008 4:02 am |
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A small part of a bait.. i just had to share...
Lad:
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| Here in Africa, nothing goes for nothing, "money for hand, back for ground". Old rule in the book. |
Me:
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That is right.. it goes the same here.. no money till work is done.
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Lad:
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| Before we work, you must bring advance fee cos this is a work we are doing for you. |
Lad:
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| prove to me you have the money |
Me:
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How can i prove? DO you want to see a text statment of my bank account. I have access to millions son. no worries.
You listen to me. |
Lad:
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| Yes, that will be good, I'll like to see that. |
Lad: (after i sent him a dummy statement)
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| Seen d virus statement, hahahaha, but money 1st or no deal. |
Me:
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You have read. I have talked to you on phone 4 times. learn to get over your shortcommings. do good and god will bring rewards.
did you fill out form yet |
Lad:
Me:(after he says he cant open file)
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| You must be having issues my son. I dont know why your pc cannot. maybe try a newer one |
lad:
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| stop babbling and do d necessary by sending d info period |
Me:
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| Stop this manaic attack of rutterness tribbles. Why can you not follow simple directions |
Lad:
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| Son, d only thing that gives instruction is bucks, gat dat? |
Me: (okay i just start nonsense now)
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You buck dont know what real money is.
I do what i did to get you to understand. do as i say son.
your tribbleness is getting to my crockanlaes and I just want you to understand if you dont fill out the form then i cant help you with your blevantbonma deals. |
Lad: (i like his response.. i don't know why)
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| Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Me:
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| What is funny? Business is serious. I am the boss not you. |
Lad:
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hohohohohohohohohohohohhohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoho
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So there we have it i skipped over some random bs sent to the lad.. but its funny oh his responses[/quote] |
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x3 - R&H Spam Skit.
x2 x6
x75
$3,838,681.54 of fake checks taken off the street
x13 x4 4y 3m
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"Just open up and tell me the truth and stop tricking your dick." - Mr.Kofi Yousaof
"I'm a Muslim, Ok I'm a Christian, Mother F---. Get the F---- off my phone N-----, don't call me anymore." - A lad on the phone with "Homeland Security". |
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