| Poll :: How will Mr Koffi react? |
| He will be angry |
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8% |
[ 2 ] |
| He will tell me to send it via Western Union/Money Gram instead |
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87% |
[ 21 ] |
| He will drop me |
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4% |
[ 1 ] |
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| Total Votes : 24 |
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maxheadroom
419Eater is my life

Joined: 11 Jul 2004
Posts: 385

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Posted:
Fri Sep 26, 2008 3:56 pm |
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Jack Koffi wants me to send $500 and he told me:
"Send it via moneygram with this information:
Jack Koffi
Lome Togo"
So I sent him this email:
"OK Mr. Koffi,
I have written a $500 check to you and put it in an envelope and put:
Jack Koffi
Lome, Togo
on the front of the envelope and mailed it today, I had to use 6 stamps to make sure it gets to you, and you know stamps are very expensive here so I don't want to hear any complaining about how long it will take to get there in the mail. The post man said it would get to you in about a week's time.
Signed,
Rev. H"
Do you think he will be ok with this? |
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PLEASE DONT WISH ME ANY MERRY CHRISTMANS AT ALL OK. Alhaji Ahmed Koffi, 12/27/06
ASHOOLE *DELETED*, THIEF AND STUPID PERSON THAT DOES NOT KNOW HIS LEFT FROM RIGHT. Thygrace Chamber, April 13, 2007
Charles Soludo's Halloween joke: "halloween joke to you my friend. Hope you are well and make sure that you send the last number in good faith ok." Nov 2, 2008
Now i know why you are deaf and dum, because you are so stupid and crazy, so please i dont need to ask you that any more, you are a real joker that what you are SCROLL YOUR ASS." Chuck Soludo Nov 5, 2008 
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Mugatu
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Posted:
Fri Sep 26, 2008 4:05 pm |
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I think he'll just wearily tell you to go to WU or MG. He may or may not tell you to cancel the cheque, but either way, you won't be on his christmas card list.  |
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OxygenDeprived
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Posted:
Fri Sep 26, 2008 4:10 pm |
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Can't wait to see his glowing email reply.
Just tell him that you put the MG form with the check in the envelope like he asked. |
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Posted:
Fri Sep 26, 2008 4:21 pm |
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I've tried this several times. The most response I've had, apart from "You've lost your money, it's your fault, you should have followed my instructions, now send it again through WU!", was to ask my character to recall the envelope. From the postal service. You have to wonder sometimes... |
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Roycropper
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Joined: 14 Nov 2005
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Posted:
Fri Sep 26, 2008 4:53 pm |
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When this goes horribly wrong (as it will because he won't have an account in that name), take cash to the moneygram office, send it exactly as per his instructions, then post him the slip.
When he asks for the MTCN, you have no idea, it was printed on the slip you posted.
Cue the sound of tearing ladhair...
Then you can do the same, but post him cash. |
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the vampire
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Posted:
Fri Sep 26, 2008 5:02 pm |
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^^ Great idea ! that will be my next move after i have send a check .  |
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Posted:
Fri Sep 26, 2008 8:31 pm |
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Whenever the lads give me the recipient address, I always send the money by snail mail. Invariably, the lads just tell me to cancel the check(no fun!) and send it by WU/MG.
I cancel it and then send the funds via WU/MG to his business 'associate' Mr G0mer as agreed. They like that.
Consequently, I voted No2. |
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maxheadroom
419Eater is my life

Joined: 11 Jul 2004
Posts: 385

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Posted:
Fri Sep 26, 2008 11:41 pm |
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Here is Koffi's reply:
"Dear Herman,
I told you to pay the $500 by money gram electronic money transfer, that is,Money gram or western union money transfer and not by cashier cheque.You must follow up my instructions or advise on this so that we must be successful on this claim.Go and pay the $500 by money gram as i advised you.
Jack Koffi Esq."
I replied:
" Subject: I paid it Western Union too!
Mr. Koffi,
I also paid it via Western Union, just in case the letter gets lost in the mail.
Rev. H"
How unfortunate that I forgot to tell him that I sent the Western Union slip via Rapid Delivery Service and SOMEONE picked the money up today! Now WHO could that have been? |
_________________ I WONDER WHY IDIOTS LIKE YOU SHOULD BE IN THE UNITED STATES WHILE MUCH BRIGHTER GUYS LIKE US ARE STILL STUCK DOWN HERE IN NIGERIA. LIFE IS JUST NOT FAIR. Johnson Oliseh
PLEASE DONT WISH ME ANY MERRY CHRISTMANS AT ALL OK. Alhaji Ahmed Koffi, 12/27/06
ASHOOLE *DELETED*, THIEF AND STUPID PERSON THAT DOES NOT KNOW HIS LEFT FROM RIGHT. Thygrace Chamber, April 13, 2007
Charles Soludo's Halloween joke: "halloween joke to you my friend. Hope you are well and make sure that you send the last number in good faith ok." Nov 2, 2008
Now i know why you are deaf and dum, because you are so stupid and crazy, so please i dont need to ask you that any more, you are a real joker that what you are SCROLL YOUR ASS." Chuck Soludo Nov 5, 2008  |
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