asiaguy
Elite Baiter

Joined: 14 Apr 2006
Posts: 1180
Location: Me Luv U Long Time

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Thu Sep 04, 2008 2:02 pm |
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I am baiting Fan Liang Jen of the UN Beijing China office. Of course the IP of the mails showed Lagos, Nigeria.
After demanding an invoice for the UN processing fees, Fan had to check with management.
Management of course stated that the invoice would be sent AFTER the fees were paid leading to this banter and some verbal slapping over the phone.
Note: this a great way to wean Lads off the 447 numbers.
From me:
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The phone number you gave me is NOT a UK office number.
It is NOT a UK mobile number.
It is a premium call forwarding service number.
My network provider voice service issued a warning that I was to be
charged premium long distance rates and that the call would be
forwarded to a mobile phone in Nigeria!!! How can this be when you clearly stated you were in Beijing China? |
I chatted with Fan and threw in a few of my very limited Mandarin phrases. Surprisingly, Fan could NOT speak a word of Mandarin or any other Chinese dialect.
As a matter of fact I could barely contain myself while an obvious male Fan tried to voice as a woman with a Chinese accent.
Thus her explanation for all of the discrepancies...
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You are correct too it is land office number for the UN and can be switch to any of our office in Nigeria, Switzerland, and UK when it comes on conference call. But cannot work now as I am in London, not China. Maybe it was program with our Nigeria office number I do not know. I am a Chinese Nationality dose not mean that I can speak Chinese. Did Obama speak Chinese? I promise invoice will be send to you today.
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