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Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 3:29 pm

I've got Fedex ready and waiting to send me my lads trunkbox full of money.
I asked them to open it first to prove it was full of lolly. After I received the standard photos of the two boxes full of dollars I said to save time they could take the fees out of that, reseal the box and send me the rest.

They came up with the lame and not thought out excuse that I have to fill out forms before they can do that. Naturally I agreed on the spot, but am a bit concerned by Certificate (2). Very Happy

Quote:

ATTENTION: Mr. Johnny xxxxx

We here by bring to you notice from the regional office FedEx

We want to inform you that there is no way we can take a pin out of that money because you will have to sign some necessary document.

Because that was the instruction that the bank gave to us so we are so sorry if you can not come up with the delivery fee we will; have to send back the money to the bank.

So we here by give you 48hours to send the fee or we will return back the money to the holding bank

The document of which you are suppose to sign are

(1) Money laundry certificate
(2) Aunty terrorist certificate

This are the two documents you are suppose to sign before we can hand over the box to you.

So that is the main reasons why we can take any money out of the box
We await the delivery fee for the up lift of your box to your house

Thanks your
Wilton smith

Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 3:34 pm

Tell them that you have an Aunty that can do the laundry... Very Happy

Posted: Thu Jul 31, 2008 7:02 pm

Tell them that your auntie will terrorize them until they do their laundry. Shocked