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ChainYanker
Collecting TShirts the Hard Way
Joined: 02 Dec 2007
Posts: 1497
Location: Shouting "Fire!" in crowded theaters across America
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Tue Apr 01, 2008 2:13 pm |
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Got a letter from a lad who, to judge from his CAPITALIZED WORDS, had the American election on the brain:
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...I am Barrister Bill MaCAIN a company lawyer to
Late .Mr.McLean JOHN... |
So I asked him if he was related to a certain presidential candidate.
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| Please tell me, are you related to John McCain? Because I think I am going to vote for him. I trust him, and I will trust his family, too. You are his brother, am I right? I heard that his brother is a lawyer somewhere. |
Well whadaya know?
I think it's my patriotic duty to include as much unasked for political commentary per email as possible. |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Tue Apr 01, 2008 2:18 pm |
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Apparently the make very good chips/fries as well...
http://www.mccain.co.uk/homefries/ |
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budanzig
419Eater is my life
Joined: 30 Dec 2006
Posts: 267
Location: Flying low with a high velocity
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Tue Apr 01, 2008 3:10 pm |
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I've never seen brothers who spell their last name differently - perhaps there was a family rift you could get some details on? |
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jojobean
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Dec 2005
Posts: 7586
Location: YOU WILL DRINK YOUR URINE IN A COMERCIAL BUS
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Tue Apr 01, 2008 5:19 pm |
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I think he meant: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_McClane
You had better not mess with him CY, he is one bad mofo. yippee-ki-yay... |
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Canadon Alfa
419Eater is my life
Joined: 20 Apr 2006
Posts: 293
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Wed Apr 02, 2008 3:10 am |
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Tell him you want to donate your money to fund the 100-year war. Risky free!  |
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Reaper
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 06 May 2007
Posts: 0
Location: Travelling in a fried-out combie. On a hippie trail, head full of zombie...
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Wed Apr 02, 2008 5:09 am |
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Ahhh McCain, you've done it again.  They make Ok fish as well. |
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Herp
419Eater is my life
Joined: 15 Jan 2004
Posts: 396
Location: Gnarly Woods
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