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asiaguy
Elite Baiter
Joined: 14 Apr 2006
Posts: 1180
Location: Me Luv U Long Time
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Tue Mar 18, 2008 2:12 pm |
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Every so often my character just won't let the scam get going.
The Lad sends docs, tells her the next steps...etc.
She just responds with stories about her grandkids, neighbours, church groups etc. She only responds when she thinks the Lad might bail on her and disappear.
This Lad started as a trunk box modality...that just seemed to die a slow death when my character couldn't keep track of who was the diplomat, who was the security company and who was the courier....  And they all received lengthy diatribes about nothing under the subject line of PAYMENT SENT...
Then the Lad went and got his own trunk box and deposited all the cash into a bank. Just when the scam was gaining momentum, I broke into more neighbourhood stories about the mailman having an affair with my cat walker.
The Lad is now resorting to sympathy to get my attention....
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| I was coming from the office were i went to reply your last message and i thought i felt someone following me and being in the night and not knowing my environment very well i rushed into the next street in search of refuge when i ran into a moving tranpost bus, i have bumps and swells but the doctor said that i would be ok and ready for discharge too. |
He then started talking about how the banker was disappointed in my lack of action and inability to make the required payment within the deadline period.
I just sent my Lad the story about the time many, many years ago I drove a moving transport bus into a group of people who were running from some strangers in the night. Speaking of Strangers in the Night, I remember going to see Frank Sinatra...etc, etc, etc.... |
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rumbero
Baiting Guru
Joined: 06 Jun 2006
Posts: 3677
Location: All the Salsa Night Clubs
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Tue Mar 18, 2008 2:24 pm |
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Sound like you two are developing a good friendship.
I would just keep it up and wait for the moment to strike.
could develop into a long bait. |
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Donato
Baiting Guru
Joined: 07 Jan 2007
Posts: 2788
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Tue Mar 18, 2008 3:05 pm |
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Nice to see that i'm not the only one who puts an "attention grabber" in the title bar of an email...
I think my next character will have to try some of these m0daility's...
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Tue Mar 18, 2008 3:44 pm |
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..i have bumps and swells but the doctor said that i would be ok and ready for discharge too... |
That sounds nasty. Ask him if it was a pussy flange discharge and what treatment he's having. |
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bearkat419
Baiting Guru
Joined: 25 Jun 2007
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Location: Houston, TX
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Tue Mar 18, 2008 3:52 pm |
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Haha sounds like a great modality  |
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