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Tasman
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Thu Feb 14, 2008 10:42 am |
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...another cardless Valentine's. I am happily married so wouldn't really want a card from a secret admirer at work.... BUT what is it about the Compliance Manager that seems to deter such activity...? |
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Mugatu
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Thu Feb 14, 2008 11:10 am |
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Hmm, "Compliance Manager".
It just shouts romance doesn't it? Have you tried "Accounts and billing co-ordinator"? That may work.
Or you can do what I did, title yourself "International man of intrigue and danger"... it seemed to work for me. |
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The Man
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Thu Feb 14, 2008 12:34 pm |
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I am starting the day cardless, but am married so have high hopes that Mrs. The Man went to the card shop! I did go to the card shop AND the chocolate shop so  for me!
My staff would not get me a V-Day card as I also play the role of "Compliance Officer" amongst other things. Life's a bitch when you are in charge of enforcing the rules.
Of course if you get an online V-Card watch out, it is probably Storm or something similar. |
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packman
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Thu Feb 14, 2008 12:57 pm |
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i dont want a card from anyone at work.... i work with a bunch of guys... if someone here gave me a card... it could be a little akward |
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TemporalDistortion
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Joined: 30 Jan 2008
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Thu Feb 14, 2008 1:30 pm |
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Well after bitchin' that none of my lads have sent me anything for Valentines Day (apart from a "happy v-day", a day frickin' early) I finally get a love note from my pet, problem is she also sent it to another of my characters, word for word ! .... I'm beginning to doubt the sincerity of this woman, do you think she may be seeing other people  |
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packman
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Thu Feb 14, 2008 1:31 pm |
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Thu Feb 14, 2008 2:33 pm |
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Ah yes, St. Valentine's Day. Even though the whole thing was invented by Hallmark, it's a time for reflection on the importance of true love.
Of course, with all the cards, cheesy gifts and over-priced flowers, it's also proof of one thing:
Sex is one of the most beautiful, wholesome experiences that money can buy. |
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packman
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Thu Feb 14, 2008 2:41 pm |
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BUY? people buy it? damn and ive been giving it away for free |
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Thu Feb 14, 2008 3:04 pm |
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I got a card this morning from my husband & when I got to work there was a big box of dark chocolates on my chair. No idea who those are from. W/ my luck it's probably the weird, creepy guy who handles the mail for the bldg & not the cute security guard. |
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