"Crazy" attempt for a mass-bait

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Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 9:42 am

In a slightly crazy attempt to win members of my new-founded church, the (website under construction) I have gathered a bunch of lads from the surplus (from different kinds of scams) and send them a warm welcome with the opportunity to join a church that doesn't praise to be afraid of god, but to have fun and to enjoy life.
Furthermore they have the chance to work as representatives in their country, to spread the word and spirit of , and of course receive funds to support them to do this.

So far so good, now why this idea is a bit crazy, and might fail: So far no information exists about my church.
So, why do I do this: Because I need information about my church, and the more lads reply the more information I have to make up.
Actually this whole bait is just to motivate myself to make up information about my church, which I can then compile and publish on the website.

Crazy, right?

I will see how many of those lads reply, and how many of those are interested to be representatives (I'm sure none of them just wants to be a follower, they want funds!) and then I'll have to start thinking, and writing.
If the lads join in on the game I'm sure it can get quite funny.

Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 10:52 am

My first reply is not exactly what I had hoped for, but maybe something that could develop in a different direction...

Does that lad think I'm a lad?

Quote:

3r1c

So the best way you choose is to use church of sh4mb4ll4h as format.common guy change this story eh no work at all at all.come on be a creative guy,look for some real 100% believable 100% fake ok that makes you a guy man.
We can do alot of things if you want.

Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 10:54 am

ask him if he can do.... sexual things.......

Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 12:20 pm

@rootuser, it looks like he thinks you are a lad. Lots of oppertunities here if you are creative/evil.

Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 12:39 pm

rootuser wrote:

Does that lad think I'm a lad?

Looks like it. you could always go with a response bragging about the magas you've already taken with this scheme (or a related one). Would have to deal with the ladspeak issue though. Alternatively you could feign ignorance and proceed as an honest churchman.

Some lads from surplus here may have already been suffering from baiters, that's also a possibility.

Posted: Thu Jan 10, 2008 12:58 pm

@Rodus: The devil is a nice little boy compared to me... Twisted Evil

@f5: i tink can try to write like lad ok? see mor fun option as lad. if fail, no problem ok? still more lad to play.

I actually have no idea if I can pull this lad-speak-stuff. But I'll try to go the lad-route here and see what I can get out of this. Might be fun.

By the way, this church has been created because of the task you gave me. Wink

Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:18 am

After the lad that seems to think I'm a lad, I had two more replies so far.

M0rr1s wants me to renounce my faith and turn back (?) to god and Jesus.
I told him that they have abandoned their people and told him different reasons. Also I brought up the story of Job and asked him what kind of god would play such a cruel joke...
That resulted in a new sig-line...

G30rg3 on the other hand is a Christian, but interested in joining. I'll have him start burn and break things to warm up for his initiation...

Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:28 am

You can always pretend to be a scammer (but not from Naija). You understand just enough of ladspeak to get it, but use your own argot.
I have a UK-based scammer and an American Mafiosi scammer. Both hack the sh*t out of self-respecting criminal slang, but maybe a lad or 2 will pick up some ridiculous terms from them. Smile

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 09 Jan 2008 Posts: 3

I wonder if using babelfish to translate your text into a foreign language, then using it to translate it back would be useful. It comes out totally different back in English after the double translation.

Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 3:19 am

rootuser wrote:

After the lad that seems to think I'm a lad, I had two more replies so far.

Since your Lad think you're a Lad, give him my E-mail adress and write to him that I'm an idiot that will buy anything or maybe that I'm reverend Kloseoff and give money for church all over the world and if you want to push it say that you want 35% of his gain that he will do on me. etc...

Sorry for my english, I'm a french Canadian.

Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 3:27 am

Those two replies were the other two lads I mentioned. I'm still waiting for the first lad to get back to me again.

Oliver Kloseoff wrote:

Sorry for my english, I'm a french Canadian.

Do you know the French-Canada-song from South Park? Wink

Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 3:29 am

rootuser wrote:

Do you know the French-Canada-song from South Park? Wink

Yes (except kenny's part) and it's painful... Thumbs down

Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 3:31 am

I think you're mixing something up here, not the Blame-Canada-song from the movie, the French-Canada-song the French Canadians sing when the boys go to Canada to rescue Kyle's brother.

Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 3:38 am

Mod Edit: Full requote of previous post deleted. See it ^^^^^

Oh yes in "Southparkthe movie" right ? ... Very Happy

yes, this song is fabulous.

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 30 Jun 2007 Posts: 82

ehm, what do you call a french canadian that flies airplanes for a living?

Posted: Fri Jan 11, 2008 6:09 am

Uhmmm, pilot? Cool

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