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bunnyrabbit
lost in translation
Joined: 08 Aug 2007
Posts: 531
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Thu Dec 13, 2007 10:22 pm |
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Here writes Lady Catherine Levett , suffering from cancerous ailment. I am married to Engineer Neil Levett an Englishman who is dead.
At least they must have a quiet relationship. 
I'm in contact with the "barrister" now in Malaysia. I told him I'm flying to Malaysia on Monday to meet with him at the Financial Bank and on my way to Heathrow (I'm supposed to be in Plymouth) I'm going to stop by Chelsea and visit with Lady Catherine. Should get him way off script -- or else he'll drop me, but I think I've hooked him. |
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PsycheDelia_Smith
Baiting Guru
Joined: 30 Oct 2004
Posts: 3577
Location: Devon, UK
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Thu Dec 13, 2007 11:13 pm |
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That's one of my favourite lines, too. |
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"I was forced to sell off my designers black suit to be able to return back to Ouagadougou and on my coming back here my wife
took me to the cyber cafe and showed me the site where my photographs of circumcision was put on the net."-'Tosser' 0gugu0
"I am now completely twatted and shagged and will obey all your instructions to the fullest."-"Tosser" Oguguo
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9x  4 x Lagos-Accra , 3x Port Harcourt - Ibadan, 1x Lagos-Singapore, 1x Burkina-Bamako
    
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Otterfan
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Mar 2007
Posts: 2481
Location: UK -- land of otters and non-otters
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Thu Dec 13, 2007 11:16 pm |
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At last, a use for rigor mortis! |
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Ibinnavolldepp
Master Baiter
Joined: 07 Jan 2006
Posts: 249
Location: R�bennasenhausen
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Thu Dec 13, 2007 11:58 pm |
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Standard opening to the classic 419-letter. Just the names are exchanged. I wonder who created the "original letter", i. e. the first one which was copied by all the lads... |
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viereinsneun
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 365
Location: Planet Earth
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Fri Dec 14, 2007 7:02 pm |
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Haven't scientists detected a 41.9% risk of cancer resulting from necrophilia? |
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Obi-Wan Knievel
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Joined: 10 Dec 2006
Posts: 1486
Location: Bald Knob, NF
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Fri Dec 14, 2007 8:10 pm |
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This thread reminds me either of Weekend At Bernie's or a joke I once heard that ended with the punchline "You found her dead this morning? Damn, I thought she was just English". |
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