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Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 4:24 pm

I have a bait going where the lad claims to be in London. Who knows, he even may be. What is funny is the address he has given for his Barristers office is two streets away from Nigeria Road in London. Coincidence?

Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 4:32 pm

Luckily you live/work not to far from there, make a point of trying to go visit him, Tried that on a new lad this week, suddenly he's off to a 2 week seminar in Ghana. Now of course, I'm having trouble contacting him.

Posted: Thu Dec 06, 2007 4:34 pm

You should tell him you'de like to meet up at a cafe on Bollocks Terrace and see if he notices Razz

(It exists aswell!)

Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 12:51 am

Trustmeimalawyer wrote:

(It exists aswell!)

But only in cloud cuckoo land. Laughing

Elite Baiter Joined: 02 Jul 2006 Posts: 1702

B&B b****** terrace London SW17 (renamed about 10 years ago)

Pardon street, Quaggy Walk, Crutched Friars, Mount Ararat Road, Knobs Hill Road, Pudding Lane, Scout Approach, Bird-in-bush Road, Petty France, George and Katherine Wheel Alley, The Pigs Lane, Eureka Road, Cyclops Mews, Elf Row, Honeypot Lane, Voluntary Place Amalgamated Drive, Mudlarks Way, Inca Drive, Sugar Loaf Walk, Dog Kennel Hill, Nutmeg Lane and Plumbers Row - All real places with funny names.

but the ones with obvious rude words were renamed, Wink

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The following is the list of the top twenty names from the book, many of which are street names and most of which incorporate body part or sexual slang:

1. Cocks, Cornwall
2. Minge Lane, Worcestershire
3. Bell End, Birmingham
4. Twatt, Orkney and Shetland
5. Sandy Balls, a long-established holiday centre in New Forest Hampshire with a name dating back to Henry VIII
6. Muff, Northern Ireland
7. Fingringhoe, Essex
8. Back Passage, City of London, an alleyway in the EC1 postal district
9. Shitterton, Dorset
10. Slag Lane, Merseyside, a residential street in Haydock
11. Hole of Horcum, North York Moors
12. Fanny Hands Lane, Lincolnshire
13. Inchinnan Drive, Renfrewshire
14. Cockshoot Close, Oxfordshire
15. Fanny Avenue, Derbyshire
16. Beaver Close, Surrey
17. Dick Court, Lanarkshire
18. Lickfold, West Sussex
19. Rimswell
20. Spanker Lane

Other entries include North Piddle (from the Old English word pidele, meaning marsh), Pratt's Bottom, Ugley, and Spital-in-the-Street (a hamlet in Lincolnshire with a name based on the Middle English spitel, meaning hospital). GropeCunt Lane in Oxford has been renamed "Magpie Lane".

Western Union · Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 1:33 am

digital-one wrote:

6. Muff, Northern Ireland

For some reason I always thought Muff was across the border in the Republic. I nearly googled to check, then thought better of it.

I remember buying a sandwich in the picturesque garage there and walking out with a bag branded �MUFF SERVICE STATION�.

Posted: Fri Dec 07, 2007 1:46 am

Huh. You Brits have all that imagination, and then you come over here and all you can think of is "New (insert boring place name here)"? Thanks. Thanks a lot.

Elite Baiter Joined: 02 Jul 2006 Posts: 1702

Its off the A2 in derry just north of culmore.

I dont know it, i also found out every august theres the "muff festival"

I grew up in a place called crinkle in birr offaly, in the midlands (ireland) dont send lads there, the gardai wouldnt know what to do with them.

I can say that safely, none of my family live there now, it sank into the bog, im sure lots of other people live there tho.

You can almost hear the lads "Hello im looking for muff"
"im sure you are, have you tried the local pub?"