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Posted: Sun Jul 11, 2004 7:19 pm

Quote:

DESK OF REV. FR. CHARLES DEAN
DIRECTOR, INTERNATIONAL

REMMITANCE / FOREIGN OPERATIONS

FIRST BANK OF NIGERIA PLC.

Email: [email protected]

TEL: 234-80-55-340-769

Date: 10th July, 2004.

THIS IS TO NOTIFY YOU THAT YOUR OVER DUE PAYMENT HAS BEEN GAZZETED TO BE RELEASED VIA KEY TELEX TRANSFER ( KTT ) - DIRECT WIRE TRANSFER TO YOU.

ARE YOU STILL ALIVE OR DEAD. A WOMAN BY NAME PAMELA GOFFIN CAME TO MY OFFICE THIS MORNING WITH A POWER OF ATTORNEY AS A BONIFIDE BENEFICIARY OF YOUR FUND CLIAMING THAT YOU DIED LAST WEEK OF THROAT CANCER.

HER BANK : PROVIDENT BANK MARYLAND USA AND ACCOUNT : 6503809428.

IF YOU ARE STILL ALIVE AND HEALTHY, RECONFIRM TO THIS OFFICE YOUR FULL NAMES, CONTRACT NUMBER AND AMOUNT, BANK DETAILS, DIRECT TELEPHONE / FAX NUMBER FOR EASY COMMUNICATION, AND SPEEDY TRANSFER OF YOUR FUND WITHOUT ANY DELAY.

THE EXECUTIVE AND LEGISLATIVE ARMS OF GOVERNMENT UNDER CHIEF OLUSEGUN OBASANJO ( PRESIDENT ) AND CHIEF ADOLPHUS WABARA ( SENATE PRESIDENT ) HAVE APPROVED AND ACCREDITED THIS APEX BANK WITH THE OFFICE OF DIRECTOR, INTERNATIONAL REMITTANCE / FOREIGN OPERATIONS ON HIS DIRECT TELEPHONE NUMBER 234-80-55-340-769 AND EMAIL ADDRESS [email protected] TO HANDLE AND TRANSFER ALL FOREIGN CONTRACTORS PAYMENT THIS FISCAL QUARTER OF THE YEAR.

CONGRATULATIONS IN ADVANCE.

YOURS SINCERLY,

REV. FR. CHARLES DEAN

DIRECTOR, INTERNATIONAL REMITTANCE /

FOREIGN OPERATIONS.

My reply:

Quote:

Dear Rev. Fr. Dean,

unfortunately, the woman is right, I died last week. Please hand her
over the funds.

Resting In Peace

If someone wants to abuse this idiot: [email protected]