thomas-the-tank
Elite Baiter

Joined: 18 Aug 2007
Posts: 1087
Location: Wherever I want the lads to think I am

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Thu Sep 20, 2007 8:32 am |
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This just came through to the female half of my baiting team who's been in hospital for a week having been knocked off her bike by a car and has just come out. The "trust" is a charitable trust who wishes to employ his services as an agent in West Africa, and will help release money from an escrow account.
Despite having been sent on a wild-goose chase around the city to obtain money from a non-existent credit card money transfer system, nearly arrested at the supermarket as the result of having been sent a fake form, $3500 worth of video equipment's is reported as "delivered" and none of the 4 shipping agents dealing with the PD shipping company have heard of it, filling in lots of useless forms, and more, the silly bastard's still in love with a load of photos of different women that he's been sent.
Enjoy!
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Subject: IF LOVE IS A CRIME I REALLY WILL LIKE TO BE WANTED
Dear Honey,
Thank you very much for your mail and also i miss you alot doing your absent.
I hope you are feeling better now,i am so happy to read from you and
will love you meet you so soon aswell i have been trying to get all
paper work done so we can submit it to the trust as soon as we can.
You are like a dream I never thought would ever come true for me. When
I read�your�message I start to smile with glee. My eyes shine with glee
when I know you are thinking of me. When you sing to me, the song you
wrote for me makes feel as if we are meant to be.
You are so special to me; I pray that we will finally know if we are
meant to be with one another. I haven't ever talked to anyone so like
you before. You make me feel special like never before. So far, the
things that you are doing shows me that you are such a caring person
who would love me forever till the end of time.
I just want to be loved and have someone to love back the way I've
always wanted. I want to find my best friend, my soul mate, my lover
and my Princess Charming. I feel as if you may just be the one I am
looking for and have been searching for all my life.
These are the feelings I am having for you as of this moment.i really
want us to meet so we can get married for our dream to come to reality.
I am so happy to hear that you are out from the hospital and i will
like to meet you soon aswell.
LOve you so much |
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"I hate associating with men who are camelions"
"I have knowledge in goats since i learnt that in way back in secondary institution."
"I have come to learn the world is pregnant."
"Besides i am on a GLOBAL ASSIGNMENT WITH THE UN, so be reasonable and leave insults"
"suck your blood untill you resemble stockfish"
x 3 x 2 x 2
Wole A x 4!! :
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