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maxheadroom
419Eater is my life
Joined: 11 Jul 2004
Posts: 385
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Mon Jul 09, 2007 9:05 pm |
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I only replied to his request for my phone number and bank account information with this:
"Dear George,
I am deaf, I do not have a telephone.
I do not trust banks so I will not open a bank
account.
Let me know how to do this business with you and stop
making things so god damned DIFFICULT, George! You're
such a flippin idiot, god!
Signed,
Rev. H"
He gets all indignant and replies:
"BECAUSE YOU EAT WHERE YOU DON'T SOW AND YOU USE THE NAME OF JEHOVA TO JOKE,WHAT HAPPEND IN SODOM WILL BE YOUR POTION.JUST WATCH.
YOU ARE A CHILD AND A DOG.THINK ABOUT THESE WORDS"
I am planning to tell him, "I would love to do business with someone who hates children and dogs as much as I do, tell me how to help! By the way, what did happen in Sodom?"
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I WONDER WHY IDIOTS LIKE YOU SHOULD BE IN THE UNITED STATES WHILE MUCH BRIGHTER GUYS LIKE US ARE STILL STUCK DOWN HERE IN NIGERIA. LIFE IS JUST NOT FAIR. Johnson Oliseh
PLEASE DONT WISH ME ANY MERRY CHRISTMANS AT ALL OK. Alhaji Ahmed Koffi, 12/27/06
ASHOOLE *DELETED*, THIEF AND STUPID PERSON THAT DOES NOT KNOW HIS LEFT FROM RIGHT. Thygrace Chamber, April 13, 2007
Charles Soludo's Halloween joke: "halloween joke to you my friend. Hope you are well and make sure that you send the last number in good faith ok." Nov 2, 2008
Now i know why you are deaf and dum, because you are so stupid and crazy, so please i dont need to ask you that any more, you are a real joker that what you are SCROLL YOUR ASS." Chuck Soludo Nov 5, 2008  |
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Simba
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Nov 2006
Posts: 4093
Location: Bila Shaka
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Mon Jul 09, 2007 9:12 pm |
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You certainly have a knack for getting good siggy material... 
But if you are a child AND a dog, does that not make you a puppy...?? |
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Josh
Elite Baiter
Joined: 24 Apr 2007
Posts: 1794
Location: Nu Zilund
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Mon Jul 09, 2007 9:16 pm |
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Yup some great stuff there, and you should definitely continue the bait with what you proposed. I never seem to end up with that much abuse, perhaps I'm too nice to my lads. |
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