Afferbecklauder
Master of Master Baiters

Joined: 08 Jan 2007
Posts: 921
Location: Wide open spaces

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Tue Jul 03, 2007 5:06 am |
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Deirdre has been having all sorts of problems with some of her Lotto wins.
First, Barrister Luke advises her of the procedure, which in part reads
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Dear Deirdre Thatcher (Mrs),
I had been directed to release your payment check to you as soon as possible, immediately I receive your email. Our Delivery officer would be delivering your check to you through UPS to your Respective city or locations in your Country.
We would need ..............
..............� UPS Delivery Fee of $195 Dollars.
Send the delivery fees through Western Union Money Transfer, to my secretary Mr Igbinerediawa Omosefe , ADDRESS: BARRISTER BRIGHT LUKE AND SONS� CHAMBERS, ABUJA, NIGERIA. |
Deidre replied
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deirdre thatcher to claims
show details Jun 26
Dear Mr Luke Barr
What is an UPS. Did I win that too
Deidre |
Barr Luke replies
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Dear Deirdre Thatcher (Mrs),
Warmest greetings, in regards to your mail, you are to send the courier charges of $195 to my secretary Mr Igbinerediawa Omosefe, ADDRESS: BARRISTER BRIGHT LUKE AND SONS� CHAMBERS, ABUJA, NIGERIA.
And after payment you are to send this informations below as appeared on the western union payslip |
Deirdre then notices there are two emails from Barr Luke. She enquires
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deirdre thatcher to claims
show details Jul 1 (2 days ago)
How many timeS i Got to paY this mOney. Yoo have twon mAils
DeirDre |
Deidre informs Barr Luke
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deirdre thatcher to claims
show details Jul 2 (23 hours ago)
Dear lUke
I wiLL go to tHE pOst OFfice and get the mOney oRDer toDAy.
ThaNks
DEIDre |
By this time Barr Luke has had enough. He replies
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Dear Deirdre Thatcher (Mrs),
I acknowledge the receipt of your mail, sorry the mail came twice it was an error made by my secretary, you are required to send the money once. As soon as the money is been received by my secretary you parcel will commence shipment to you.
Await your swift responces.
Best Regards
Barr. Bright Luke.
+2348022785705 |
He seems to have forgotten all about Western Union and is prepared to accept a Money Order.
It is difficult to predict what disasters may yet occur before Luke gets his Money Order. |
_________________ DEVIL NA E GO KILL YOU THIEF Williams J Spillboard
I will send a photo copy of your draft to your state security agent with all your information that you are using the money to finance TERRORIST in America that you have received one already, and you also involved in the slept 11 attack.
NA BABA GOD GO PUNISH INA LIVES ANY WHERE INA DEY PLUS
UR BASTARD GOMER COS IN NO BE MISTER ATALL U SILLY
SCOMBERGS U NA DEY CUTT MY JOBS ABI.NO WORRY I NO GO
TELL UNA AGAIN,BUT IF UNA TRY AGAIN UNA NO GO WAKE
FROM SLEEP THE VERY NEXT MORNING I MEAN U WILL BE
MURDERED WITHOUT WARNING THE VERY NEXT MORNING NINFO . Walter Savvidez
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