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Shiver Metimbers
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Wed Jun 20, 2007 12:18 pm |
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True story:
About a month ago I was in a local tattoo parlour (don't ask!), and whilst there I got talking to a guy called Darren. I had never met the guy before.
About a week later, I bought an item from a eBay seller, and noticed in his profile that he lived in my area, so I arranged to go and pick up my auction win from his place. You guessed it, it was Darren.
Yesterday a friend of my turned up at the house to return some PC equipment I had loaned to him and asked if I'd help out setting up a small home network for friend of his. You guessed it....!
I'm worried about booking my vasectomy now  |
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JMRazor
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Wed Jun 20, 2007 12:20 pm |
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Bait him from another email address......oh wait, sorry -- stock response.
That's very odd. Maybe he has a twin?! |
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Rodus
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Wed Jun 20, 2007 12:21 pm |
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I'm sure many of your tatooed lads would be more then happy for Darren to perform said operation  |
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Don
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Zorro
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Joined: 01 Feb 2007
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Location: In levitation
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Wed Jun 20, 2007 12:23 pm |
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| shiver metimbers wrote: |
| I'm worried about booking my vasectomy now |
... poor Darren |
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Dark Spirit
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Joined: 18 Mar 2007
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Wed Jun 20, 2007 12:52 pm |
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I don't believe in coincidences, ,,,, run shiver run,,,,the mugus have sent NERRAD to rub you out 
I googled nerrad and he is real killer
http://briarrabbitt.tripod.com/
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Tommo Shanter
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Wed Jun 20, 2007 2:33 pm |
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<br>Life is full of spooky coincidences and serendipity
A few years ago my girlfriend of the time lost a ring whilst we were 'admiring the view' at a local reservoir. As I can't swim I could do bugger all to retreive it.
Well bugger me, three years later there I was running her a nice romantic candle lit bath and you'll never guess what came out of the tap..........
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kleindoofy
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Wed Jun 20, 2007 7:53 pm |
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| Weird coincidences? |
Coincidence?
I think not. |
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ParaNoid
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Joined: 12 Sep 2006
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Wed Jun 20, 2007 8:25 pm |
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Maybe it's actually triplets...
OR some sort of cloning that we have not yet been told about... 
OR some droid (like Clone Wars) type of incident that escaped. Of course the clones have the ability to communicate with each other so they share a database of experiences. 
OR they could be aliens that all look the same to us... 
Where is that tinfoil? |
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BRUIN
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Joined: 10 Apr 2006
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Wed Jun 20, 2007 8:39 pm |
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Ok, Shiver, I will post my own weird coincidence - At one point when I was in college I did not have a car. I needed a ride home for the weekend. Checking around, I learned that some complete stranger, a student at a nursing school across town, might be going my way on the weekend in question.
I got hold of a phone number, and called. I did not know it at the time, but the number I was calling was a hall phone in a dormitory. A voice answered. I same "May I please speak to Jane Doe?". The voice on the other end of the line said "would you please repeat that?" So I repeated it. Then the voice identified me by name, having recognized me from my voice.
It turned out that it was a girl I had known in high school, who had gone to college about 1,000 miles away. She was driving through town, stopped at the nursing school to say hello to a friend, the phone rang in the hall, she answered it and - - well, you get the idea.
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lotta
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Wed Jun 20, 2007 8:48 pm |
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There is no such thing as coincidence. Darren is part of your destiny and you need to embrace him |
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Bobo419
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Joined: 01 Dec 2006
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Fri Jun 22, 2007 7:25 am |
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Yesterday I was playing Yahtzee with my mum. For those who don't know the game it's played with 5 dice. Each player can throw these dice 3 times to try and obtain certain combinations. You write down the score for each turn and in the end add them up : highest score wins.
At a certain point I needed to throw 5 sixes or otherwise I'd be certain to lose. I throw 2 sixes and the rest is crap. As I pick up the three crap dice I say to my mum : "let's see if I can throw three more then huh?", and with my second throw I throw 3 sixes !
My mum then picks up the 5 dice and proceeds to do exactly the same (2 sixes in the first throw, and 3 sixes with the remaining 3 dice) !!!
Couldn't get any stranger? You bet it can!
I pick up the five dice and throw 5 sixes in one go (at this point I'm checking the alcohol content of the bottle I'm drinking).
My mum then pick up the five dice and throws...... 5 sixes in one go.
Sure like to know what the odds are on that happening again.
Should I head off for Las Vegas? |
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it wasn't me
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Fri Jun 22, 2007 7:30 am |
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^^^That's what you get when you play with loaded dice
Ps> The probability of it happening again is exactly the same as it would be had it never happened before.
(See Mr Jackson, I did listen in class) |
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Nelsonsbattle
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Fri Jun 22, 2007 8:17 am |
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Years ago my Mum was playing bridge and the four ladies at the table got a little suspicious at the bidding. So they showed their hands and each had a hand containing one complete suit - one had all hearts, one had all diamonds, one had all spades and the other had the rest!
Anyway Shiver, asuming that no more people have left Manchester than have arrived since the 2001 census, the chance of meeting Darren in the tattoo parlour was one in 2,500,000.
There is the same chance of him being the local vendor of the inflatable doll you purchased on e-bay, and the same chance of him being the computer challenged friend of a friend.
So the chance of his being the same person in all three instances was one in ummmmm .... 2.5 times 2.5 times 2.5 times one million million million, ahhhhhh 1.56 x 10 ^19
However that is the exact same chance of you having met any three people from Manchester in those circumstances, so no coincidence at all, just incredibly large odds.
Why don't you buy a Spanish Lottery ticket from him? I bet that'd increase your chances of winning it. |
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When I was a student I shared a pretty run down house/squat in my uni town in the UK with a group of other students/bums. Hey, it was cheap OK? Happy days. Jump forward 25 years and I was in a Melbourne cafe and got chatting with the (Aussie) waitress who heard my British accent and said that she'd been living in the UK for the last 3 years with her British boyfriend. Nothing unusual about that. She then told me her boyfriend was a builder and they'd been living in a house which they renovated and sold before coming to Oz. Guess which house? |
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it wasn't me
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Fri Jun 22, 2007 10:32 am |
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When I first left the butplug (Small persons biological father) I lived in a flat that I loved. I then got a good job and bought a place of my own.
Back in the UK, this time around, I was showing small person (Now not so small) the place we lived in when I first left butplug. I saw records in the wondow. Turns out, it's now rented by a DJ I worked with 20 years ago. |
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Bobo419
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Fri Jun 22, 2007 12:26 pm |
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@It wasn't me : sure the chances of something like that are the same (I know that even though I slept through class ), but it's just fun when it happens... although... : here in Belgium the winning numbers of last weekends lottery were 20 - 21 - 22 - 23 - 24 - 42 (spoilsport!)
When we usually have 1-2 or maybe 3 winners (or none!), this time there were 22.
Each got about 48.000 Euro's (not bad of course, but still nothing like the 1 million they probably thought they'd won  )
It seems that many people think that unusual sequences will win them more money because they assume that no one else will think of this...
Some people might call these people greedy, but I don't : after all, why do people play the lottery? Everyone who plays hopes to win the big one...
I rather think they are stupid : if I can think of something I'm assuming that other people can as well, so why try a sepcial 'playing mode' that other people can use?
And they're also forgetful : in 1996 one winning combination was 13 - 14 - 15 - 17 - 18 - 19... : 67 people thought no one would have filled in these numbers.. that week the 1.250.000 Euro jackpot was shared and each went home with a whopping 18.785 Euro |
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While we were in Scotland for vacation, we met 2 other couples for dinner at a place in Glasgow called Brian Maule. The bill for the six of us was astonomical so we told the waitress to split it 3 ways. I saw her staring blankly at her POS terminal and then noticed they use the exact same software I program at work in the States. So I walked over, pressed 3-4 buttons and had the three checks ready to present and close with credit cards in a matter of 10 seconds. The manager asked me if I could give her a brief tutorial on adding items and changing prices. I spent 10 minutes with her and she sent us a complimentary bottle of wine. |
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Gaz
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Fri Jun 22, 2007 2:17 pm |
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Hmm that is odd, alhough youve now got me thinking of "Lad Vasectomy" as part of my current bait... |
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Neither of us knew at first, but as he told me where he was from, which parish, which pub it was near, the hairs really did stand up on the back of my neck... |
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