My Inbox Runneth Over

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Elite Baiter Joined: 11 Jul 2007 Posts: 1979

<sigh> So many lads, so little time. I'm happy to share.

They emailed my 'Pink' persona (the one with NO pictures of me and the profile says I'm fat and nasty and pick my nose and fart in public). Just contact them and tell them you're me and I've changed emails. I seem to attract the really stupid ones. I'm stringing along a few right now and it's more than I have time for. Enjoy!

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hi Pink,
hello ....... How are you doing today and how is the weather where you are . My name is nelson villa I am a private pilot.While i was searching for profiles i found yours and you caught my eye .so i could not wait for a min without sending you a mail and i also composed this poem for you In your arms is where I desire to be not just for the moment but forever Mere words cannot begin to express how much I wish we were together I know you feel same thing.but the feelings I have for you are true Being without you is painful to say the least for the simple fact that i am really falling for you. I really have the feelings that we have alot in common and would want us to get together and be good
friends and maybe more,i am a nice, honest,loving,caring,trustworthy,one woman
one man,kind,outgoing ,sense of humor and i hope with this you will be interested in knowing more about me . I am also looking for a woman who have the qualities a good woman is surpose to have like ,one who is honest,loving,caring,trustwor thy,one man woman,one who is not a cheat,one who i would share the rest of my life with. I also want to let you know that i am not here for games i am really here to find a my soulmate who i will share the rest of my life with and i have the feelings that it's you . I could love to hear from you on what you think about me and as we get to know more better i will email you some more pictures of me which i feel you will like . I have a yahoo messenger screen name and personal mail which is [email protected] that is my yahoo instant messager id u can send me a mail to my private email adress which is [email protected] and you can also instant message me on my yahoo if you have a yahoo messenger, you can send mail or add me to your list. I really want to be your good friend for now and maybe more as soon as we get to know better so i feel after
you read this you will get more attention to e ...Regards,

Nelson cares........

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hello sweetie
how are you doing this lovely day,they say a picture worths more than a thousand words,when i saw yours i was speechless..nice pics and profile....i like to talk to you soon
allen

Oh, just noticed this one didn't give me his contact information. I'll reply thru MySpace and get it.

Edit to add his email addy. These dirt bags are so easy. [email protected]

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Hello Cute,

How are you , hope thing's are going well for you... Well , i am new to this site and just came on here and find your profile i stoped by to check it out it was so sweet and sound good to me and moreso it make me smile, then i decided to drop a MSG to you...
I'm Henry Alen, from Oklahoma, Tulsa. Was born in Germany and grew in Chicago, i have a son named Phillip he's 10 , i have been a widower for the past 5 years now and havn't dated since then, that why i came on here to check if i can see what on here..
I Love to read, i almost read everything but i love to read novels, all types, but i love fiction, historical romance and detective books. I am a man who admire nature a lot, i loev not to do anything to what the Lord has already put in place before our birth, when i am lonely or i want to get something off my mind, i take a stroll through my garden, and sometimes in the forest right behind my house and then admire how the natural creatures work to survive, how the ants get to survive, how the birds communicate, sing and play among themselves. Its soo amazing. Its something beyond our tender little working minds.
I finally want to be with the woman who will see me first before all, one who will want me for who i am and not what i have, i will love you and pray for you even as u keep reading my profile, drop me a line and we will put all these into practice, we need to take our destiny into our own hands, i am awaiting for you dear Daughter of God, May he be with you all times.
But Presently in am in Western part of Africa, N.B if you are intrested you can contact me direct to my yahoo Acount: [email protected] . Or you Add me to your yahoo IM if you have one henry_funman ... I will be happy to hear from you soonest, I AM ONLINE NOW.. Thank's Take Care
Henry

4) Ugh! This one looks like Charley Manson:

Hello Angel,
How are you doing today I'm roger i am new to this dating stuff, i am 46 years old man 5fit9 black hair hazel eyes divorced for 5 years. have one kid her name is nancy. but single since 5 years ago and i am new to myspace i which i can meet my soulmate here ... i am looking for a woman who is loving humble honest trustworthy and loyal to start a friend with and see what gose from there i was online today searching for who i am intrested with and i got ur profile i am very happpy i found a profile like urs, you are the kind of woman i am looking for and will like to know more about you and chat with you if you like to chat with me.. here is my private email you can email me or add me and let [email protected].. Hope to hear back from you...

Roger

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I hate the rat bastards that use kids in their pics.
Hello
How are u doing?I assume that we have not met neither have we communicated before,I saw your profile on here and i like it, i mean i have intrest in you. firstly, my name is Mr Tony is, I am sending you this e-mail with all humility and every seriousness of heart. bcs When I saw you, the world stops as if the only purpose in life was for me to please you,when i saw your awesome photograph and also your nice profile i must confess u are beautiful.
I am single and looking for a very honest lady like u . i know u will be thinking how come i saw u ,i knew u where honest because u looking pretty good . i will be happy to chat with u if u have a yahoo messenger. i have a yahoo ID .is [email protected] or MSN [email protected],just IM me,i will be happy if u can IM my yahoo ,because i am online now
try and get back to me with ur yahoo messenger's ID . so we can chat better and know each orther better.i will be waiting for ur response, i really need to hear frm u Take good care of ur self.
Best Regard,
Tony Thomas

I've got more if that's not enough. I've got some female posers who've hit on the MySpace page I created for my dead dog!

Posted: Sat Aug 04, 2007 6:09 am

Whenever I posted a new profile, I would also get flooded with lads. That let me pick the ones with the best baiting potential. I currently have 3 lads I've been torturing for 4 months and we have not gotten to the subject of money yet. Twisted Evil

Have fun with your lads and drop the ones that are not working out.

I did not make my first profile bad enough to scare away some non-scammers. I had two guys who pretended to be lesbians and wanted to immediately engage in cyber sex. I was easy to tell so I toyed with them for a while then busted them. So the responses to a profile no longer surprise me.