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mike40k
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Mon Jun 04, 2007 9:17 pm |
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I just got my first poetry from a lad. This is just a small sampling of his high quality work:
I wanna be your vacuum cleaner
Breathing in your dust,
I wanna be your Ford Cortina
I will never rust,
If you like your coffee hot
Let me be your coffee pot,
You call the shots,
I wanna be yours.
It goes on for several more verses. You shall be able to see the full thing when this bait is done...
This particular e-mail is full of great quotes, such as: "do you want me to be the male and you be the female or what do you want" 
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"i use to dress like a man and like girls who were my friends"
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Otterfan
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Mar 2007
Posts: 2481
Location: UK -- land of otters and non-otters
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Mon Jun 04, 2007 9:29 pm |
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http://www.cyberspike.com/clarke/yours.html |
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PARVA QVOQVE PARS ESSENTIAE LVTRAE SVPERARI NON POTEST
 
   
"I have to sale something now to be able to drink water." -- Alice Idris on safari in Cotonou
"why did you waste my time like this why." -- US Army Captain William D Swenson
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mike40k
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Mon Jun 04, 2007 9:41 pm |
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I wasn't sure if it was stolen from someone else or not, can't say I am suprised. Mind you...I wanna be your vacuum cleaner, sucking up your dust...is a terrible line, regardless of who wrote it... |
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Otterfan
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Mar 2007
Posts: 2481
Location: UK -- land of otters and non-otters
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Mon Jun 04, 2007 9:49 pm |
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But now a decision.
Slap him for plagiarism?
Or praise him up and strengthen that false sense of security?
Decisions, decisions... |
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PARVA QVOQVE PARS ESSENTIAE LVTRAE SVPERARI NON POTEST
"I have to sale something now to be able to drink water." -- Alice Idris on safari in Cotonou
"why did you waste my time like this why." -- US Army Captain William D Swenson
<--TS certified.
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Ari
Elite Baiter
Joined: 17 Sep 2004
Posts: 1269
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Mon Jun 04, 2007 9:51 pm |
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Most of the poems a lad sends to victims/baiters are swiped off of poetry sites. |
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Chipmunk
Master Baiter
Joined: 26 Mar 2007
Posts: 149
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Mon Jun 04, 2007 11:28 pm |
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It does not matter if its swiped or not, if you are after trophy pics. Tell your Lad you liked the poem so much that you want a picture of him holding the poem. Thats what Chipmunk does, and it works. . . |
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"Your stupid questions made me to searching your name and I found out that you are spammer. Nobody answered Xxxxxx Xxxxxxxx , it is witches name. God must repent you ."
"If you fail to provide the Documents to us, we will charge you with the FBI and take our proper action against you for not proofing to us the legitimate of the fund you are about to receive."
"i will be ready to joj your church with one condition that i will never told to put any lattoo on body as most of churches uses that as a symbol or whatever." |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Tue Jun 05, 2007 7:04 am |
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I love John Cooper Clarke. The best thing to come out of Manchester since the M62.
Personally, I wouldn't slap the lad for plagiarism. That would just make him more wary in the future. |
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£1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
x135 (at 26/9/2008)   x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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Jervis Tetch
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 05 Feb 2007
Posts: 669
Location: Cape HATteras
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Tue Jun 05, 2007 8:54 am |
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Mike40k---
So the question comes to mind--  WHAT gender role are you going to play with your Lad? He is obviously making the decision up to you. In any event, be sure to be the dominant one.
Here's MY poem--
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm gonna tear you a new corn-chute, mugu! |
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What a FUCK, for doing this i will make sure by tomorrow i will be in Washington and send the FBI to pick you up where ever you are by all means just believe i must do this and use it as a prove that i am who i am. I give you just 1 hour to take my passport out from that page or eles when i get to Washington there will be no forgiveness just take my word. I will send all boxes and documents covering the boxes in your name to Washington and you will be asked so many question and if possible you will go to Jail with my power i PROMISE I MUST DO IT.
His Excellency Ambassador Dr. Kwame Bawuah-Edusei |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Tue Jun 05, 2007 11:00 am |
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Put "vacuum" in the place of "sunshine" and send.
You are my vacuum, my only vacuum.
You make me happy when skies are blue.
You'll never know dear how much I love you
Please don't take my vacuum away.
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mike40k
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Tue Jun 05, 2007 6:39 pm |
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I told him I'll be the man, he can be the woman. Should be interesting... |
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Poison Ivy
419Eater is my life
Joined: 13 May 2007
Posts: 351
Location: England UK
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Tue Jun 05, 2007 6:51 pm |
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Quote some Evidently chicken town to him
bloody mugus
bloody late
always have to bloody wait
in fuckin mugu town
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEWT6pdjON8 |
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and i have told you severally and stop pulling my legs - Cl@ri K3vin
you know the amount we are talking here is not a peanut .
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Jervis Tetch
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 05 Feb 2007
Posts: 669
Location: Cape HATteras
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Wed Jun 06, 2007 8:44 am |
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Mike^
Well THAT certainly has possibilities. |
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What a FUCK, for doing this i will make sure by tomorrow i will be in Washington and send the FBI to pick you up where ever you are by all means just believe i must do this and use it as a prove that i am who i am. I give you just 1 hour to take my passport out from that page or eles when i get to Washington there will be no forgiveness just take my word. I will send all boxes and documents covering the boxes in your name to Washington and you will be asked so many question and if possible you will go to Jail with my power i PROMISE I MUST DO IT.
His Excellency Ambassador Dr. Kwame Bawuah-Edusei |
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mike40k
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Thu Jun 07, 2007 12:38 am |
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That it does. He describes himself as "sexxy". He is so sexy it seems, that only one x could not fully describe his level of sexiness. LOL |
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Jervis Tetch
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 05 Feb 2007
Posts: 669
Location: Cape HATteras
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Thu Jun 07, 2007 4:57 am |
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Hi Mike
Your Lad said --"i use to dress like a man" and now he is revealing his secret sexual proclivities to you...Work on that angle by being sympathetic [but dominant] to him, it gets him off subject---namely the theft of your cash. But he could actually try asking you for money for a Christine Jorgensen-type operation. Or fast cash needed for estrogen, or a new camisole at the least--with matching heels. Go with the flow.
Sounds like he's gone from the closet to the Netcafe. My guess is that he is in Accra. |
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What a FUCK, for doing this i will make sure by tomorrow i will be in Washington and send the FBI to pick you up where ever you are by all means just believe i must do this and use it as a prove that i am who i am. I give you just 1 hour to take my passport out from that page or eles when i get to Washington there will be no forgiveness just take my word. I will send all boxes and documents covering the boxes in your name to Washington and you will be asked so many question and if possible you will go to Jail with my power i PROMISE I MUST DO IT.
His Excellency Ambassador Dr. Kwame Bawuah-Edusei |
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