Mugu has fallen in love with Tina Turner

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Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 1:42 am

Well my dear Joe thinks he has struck love with the famous star Tina Turner Laughing

He has been trying to wooo her out of $ 19,000.00 dollars

He wrote me this today.

Quote:

THERE IS NO NIGHT IN HEAVEN............
IN THAT BEAUTIFUL WORLD ABOVE
WORK NEVER CAN BRING WEARINESS
FOR WORK ITSELF IS LOVE.......

THERE IS NO GRIEF IN HEAVEN ..............
FOR ALL IS PERFECT DAY
AND TEARS ARE OF THOSE FORMER THINGS
THAT HAVE PASSED AWAY............
THERE'S A LAND THAT IS FAIRER THAN
THE DAY..........
AND BY FAITH WE CAN SEE IT AFAR
FOR THE MOST HIGH WAITS OVER THE
WAY
TO PREPARE US A DWELLING PLACE
THERE. .
WHERE HURTS ,PAINS AND SORROWS
ARE ABSENT............

WE SHALL MEET ON THAT BEAUTIFUL SHORE.............
WE SHALL SING ON THAT BEAUTIFUL SHORE
THE MELODIOUS SONGS OF THE BIRDS
AND OUR SPIRITS SORROW NO MORE........... NOR A SIGH FOR THE BLESSING OF REST.......
SWEET HEART ...............................LETS GET ALONG THE LANE OF ETERNITY WORLD WITH ONE HEART IN US.

JOE

I think Tina will compose music to this song and make it a hit

Master Baiter Joined: 09 Feb 2006 Posts: 136

Time to slap your lad for plagiarism.

http://www.oremus.org/hymnal/t/t458.html

Baiting Guru Joined: 03 May 2007 Posts: 18312

Is he subtly proposing a suicide pact?

Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 2:43 am

Well the little SOB

I will let him know that I am kind of hurt by what he wrote.

I shall have him write me a true love song Laughing

Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 8:23 am

Reply with lyrics from TT songs.
Nutbush City Limits is very romantic.
Have her use "Nutbush" as a pet name for the Lad.

Posted: Tue May 29, 2007 8:31 am

@Doctor Phil ^--good research by you on that. Didn't seem familiar to me but I could tell they cribbed it from somewhere.

@asiaguy--my thoughts exactly, you got in in the middle of the minutes I was editing this posting. But you know your stuff.

@Rumbero--

Quote:
WE SHALL MEET ON THAT BEAUTIFUL SHORE............. [If you are stupid enough to think I will fly to see you, or me dumb enough to WU you cash to fly here]
WE SHALL SING ON THAT BEAUTIFUL SHORE [Where I will drown /strangle you and take all your money]
THE MELODIOUS SONGS OF THE BIRDS [Hmm, pigeons sending cash, perhaps?]
Unquote..

Sounds like 'Joe' is infatuated with Tina, b. Nov 1938 in Nutbush, Tenn. How old is he anyway, and does he really know how old the real TT is? And be sure to ask him what love has to do with it all.

Posing as a famous person is something I do and have done, tho' I do not advocate it. Only veteran baiters should do it, which you obviously are. I am too, don't go by my # of postings. In a bait of this magnitude, short or long-term, one must always maintain Internet respect for the real celeb.

Of course this doesn't stop me from posing to the Lads as Ted Bundy/Charlie Starkweather/Jeff Dahmer/---none of them will be complaining.

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