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JustMe01
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Feb 2007
Posts: 76
Location: Canada
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Fri Apr 06, 2007 8:49 am |
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Dear sir.
How are you .i hope you are fine.the main reason of sending you this mail is that,i will want to know if you are interested in buy a raw diamond of 1,000 kilogram. |
1 Tonne, now that's a rock!!! |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Fri Apr 06, 2007 8:55 am |
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I got that one as well today. I've already got a buyer lined up...Liz Taylor. |
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£1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
x135 (at 26/9/2008)   x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
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"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
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morbiczer
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jan 2006
Posts: 49
Location: Budapest
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Fri Apr 06, 2007 9:18 am |
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You must ask for a picture! |
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Shiver Metimbers
419Eater Admin
Joined: 30 Sep 2003
Posts: 7469
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Fri Apr 06, 2007 9:33 am |
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Can someone work out the physical dimensions of such a rock? How much weight is there is a square foot of diamond?  |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Fri Apr 06, 2007 9:59 am |
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^^^Not another carving in the pipeline for the wife to dust, by any chance? |
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£1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
x135 (at 26/9/2008) x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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Orbter
Wannabe Baiter
Joined: 06 Aug 2005
Posts: 94
Location: Australia
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Fri Apr 06, 2007 10:26 am |
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Zorro
419Eater is my life
Joined: 01 Feb 2007
Posts: 377
Location: In levitation
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Fri Apr 06, 2007 10:29 am |
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this lad seems to be the who was looking 5k to clear a cheque.
this mug can't get any more stupid.
he's alreay sent me a picture of the ton diamond - looks to be genuine and he wants only 50k - seems to be a very good deal. No?
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Fri Apr 06, 2007 10:44 am |
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^^^That's not a diamond it's a mutant Ferrero Roche.  |
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£1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
x135 (at 26/9/2008) x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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Raoul Duke
419Eater is my life
Joined: 31 May 2006
Posts: 383
Location: Bat Country, Kingdom of Fear
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Fri Apr 06, 2007 10:50 am |
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Ah, with this diamond the Mugu is spoiling us  |
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Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14309
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
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Fri Apr 06, 2007 11:02 am |
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Yup. I got the same photo too.
And he only wants $50,000 for it!!!
What a great deal!!! This is too good to miss out on. It'll make one helluva set of ear-rings. I'm getting in there before you beat me to it. |
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capt_kipper
Master Baiter
Joined: 14 May 2006
Posts: 139
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Fri Apr 06, 2007 11:23 am |
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I'm getting 10tonnes of uncut diamonds and 40 gold ingots for $16,000 including all the associated fees. |
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Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
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Location: Foraging for Nuts.
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Fri Apr 06, 2007 11:27 am |
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Well, I told him the photos were so fuzzy I couldn't see if the diamond was flawed or not. So he sent me some more.
Dunno what he did with the last one. Looks like he's trying to sell me a load of sand off the beach.
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MAY THE HAND THAT TYPE ON KEYBORD BECOME STRICKEN AND TRANSMIT VIRUS TO YOU ENTIRE BODY. - Dr Linda Akeem
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Nitroglycerin
Master Baiter
Joined: 04 Apr 2007
Posts: 139
Location: Europe
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Fri Apr 06, 2007 12:50 pm |
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I have this guy too. Should be fun baiting. He's my strangest location yet (bear in mind i've done little baiting so far) in Azerbaijan. |
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luckey
Moderator
Joined: 25 Jan 2007
Posts: 5672
Location: Check the lost and found
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Fri Apr 06, 2007 1:49 pm |
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@shiver
If my math is right... (big "if")
Edit: hold on, corrections in progress...
OK,
This is rough, but the density of a diamond = about .12lbs/cu in.
A round, brilliant cut diamond weighing about 2200 lbs (1000 kg) would be about 45� (115 cm) in diameter and about 28� (70 cm) tall.
That is, about 10.7 cubic feet.
A rough cut diamond would be probably be smaller if it were closer to a cube or sphere.
One cubic foot of diamond would weigh about 207 LBS (94 KG)
The value of such a diamond? About a million bazillion dollars. |
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Nitroglycerin
Master Baiter
Joined: 04 Apr 2007
Posts: 139
Location: Europe
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Fri Apr 06, 2007 2:09 pm |
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luckey- and to think, he told me the dimensions were about 4 millimetters in height, depth and length |
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luckey
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Joined: 25 Jan 2007
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Fri Apr 06, 2007 2:18 pm |
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Tough luck. That drops the weight down to a slim .046 grams. Less than 1/4 carat.
I hate to be the one to break this to you, but this guy might be trying to pull a fast one.
Unless he has one of those new ultra-high density diamonds. |
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Nitroglycerin
Master Baiter
Joined: 04 Apr 2007
Posts: 139
Location: Europe
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Fri Apr 06, 2007 2:42 pm |
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@Luckey-
I have faith in my diamond dealer! Maybe I should send my diamond expert to the local airport to meet him?
No need to quote the post right above yours. TS |
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Slightlyoutofit
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Feb 2007
Posts: 14309
Location: Foraging for Nuts.
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Fri Apr 06, 2007 3:13 pm |
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Has one of you managed to buy the big diamond yet?
I've told this lad time and time again that I want it, but all he keeps sending me are photos of piles of little diamonds.
I've had to be really abusive towards him to get my point across.
But I guess if he only has one 1000kg diamond in stock and one of you guys has beaten me to it, I owe him an apology for calling him bad names. |
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God will see you true for all this you have done to me you bastard. - Collins Kalu
MAY THE HAND THAT TYPE ON KEYBORD BECOME STRICKEN AND TRANSMIT VIRUS TO YOU ENTIRE BODY. - Dr Linda Akeem
oh what a mess its time cabbage punks like u will be expose for trully what they are. - David Cole |
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Zorro
419Eater is my life
Joined: 01 Feb 2007
Posts: 377
Location: In levitation
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Sat Apr 07, 2007 4:10 am |
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^ Stupid doesn't even begin to describe this idiot. Earlier baited him as and then had this character killed off. That was in the "send me the 5k I have a cheque for millions" one.
Now, the guy - seems to be the same but can't be absolutely sure as the IP's differ but hey, there can't be two equally stupid mugus in Azerbaijan who write the same way - has come back to the character he knows to be dead and has promised to sell him this .. this ... WONDERul diamond which I WILL buy from him. |
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maynard_g_krebbs
Master Baiter
Joined: 04 Apr 2007
Posts: 140
Location: somewhere over a rainbow
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Sat Apr 07, 2007 4:14 am |
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I just got that one!
"Dear sir.
How are you .i hope you are fine.the main reason of sending you this mail is that,i will want to know if you are interested in buy a raw diamond of 1,000 kilogram. "
Nice.
Think I can swap a Kilo of something else for a Kilo of raw diamond??? |
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Kickstart
419Eater is my life
Joined: 04 Jan 2007
Posts: 411
Location: Godzone
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Sat Apr 07, 2007 11:23 am |
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No... no it's real I tells ya!
Crystal Cave <- linky |
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maynard_g_krebbs
Master Baiter
Joined: 04 Apr 2007
Posts: 140
Location: somewhere over a rainbow
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Sat Apr 07, 2007 6:45 pm |
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I just got the same pictures as posted earlier, inlucing the one Zorro posted. |
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Tommo Shanter
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Jan 2006
Posts: 5378
Location: Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad. - Euripides
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Sat Apr 07, 2007 8:44 pm |
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@ kickstart
Is that Rene Artois from 'Allo 'Allo hiding from the Gestapo and looking for 'The Fallen Madonna With The Big Boobies'?
Potholing is very much like making love to a beautiful woman....you have to squeeze yourself, often in un-natural positions, deep into unknown damp caverns in grave danger of flooding at any moment, with the distinct possibility of going beyond the point of no return. |
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£1,052,334.30 (=US$2,121,125.60) lads fake cheques out of circulation (at 11/6/2008)
x135 (at 26/9/2008) x138
"i see your not interested in the transaction but catching your fun, calling names and my muckery of me." - Usman Bello
"You need to visit a good psychiatrist very fast, because some nuts are missing from your brain." - PROF.SOLUDO
"...it is very important you forward the your cycling proficiency certificate which by right belongs to you." - Prof Charles Soludo.
"note i can still change my mind to blow you off and whenever" - T0ny 'The Killerman' Erik
YOUR GENERATION WILL ROAST IN ABSTRACT POVERTY,BASTARD IDIOT -Daniel Mensah
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icepeople
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 01 Mar 2007
Posts: 64
Location: United States
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Sun Apr 08, 2007 7:52 pm |
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Ask him to taste it. What if it's 1,000k of rock candy? |
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