HOW MUCH for expenses!?!?!?

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Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 8:46 am

We've always wondered at the Lads putting aside a percentage for expenses... usually something like 5%, which implies some major palm-greasing... but then I got this from :

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The funds this huge money that was deposited as consignment with the finance security house where the deceased have valued of US$204Million (two hundred and four million dollars) deposited .
We shall share the money thus as partners while 20% will be used to Re-imbrues any expenses that might be incurred on both ends.

$40 million for expenses... good grief...

Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 9:08 am

For that price, you'd better get the best damned services ever provided by a lad!! Twisted Evil

Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 10:39 am

<br>That's an awful lot of grease. Laughing

Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 11:08 am

"$40 million and all I got was a flowered trunkbox and this t-shirt." Laughing

Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 12:20 pm

Tell your Lad you bought a villa on the Riviera as an office and a Ferrari to move around. Then submit the receipts as expenses on the deal. Try to blow through the whole $40 million before the Lad even asks for the WU transfer...

Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 12:27 pm

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expenses that might be incurred on both ends

well, one end is you, so $20 Million are yours. Demand to get these in advance Very Happy

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asiaguy wrote:

Tell your Lad you bought a villa on the Riviera as an office and a Ferrari to move around. Then submit the receipts as expenses on the deal. Try to blow through the whole $40 million before the Lad even asks for the WU transfer...

I like that one. I have asked them to submith receipts for expenses in the past but had not thought of submitting my own.

Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 5:21 pm

I've often wondered about the huge amount set aside for expenses, and it's another reason that it's so hard to believe that anyone who actually thinks about this would fall for these scams. Why do they think that there would need to be a million or two or three (or more) for expenses, and how do they imagine they can front that money, even assuming they'll eventually be reimbursed. Most folks don't have access to all that cash.

I've never called my lads on the expenses because I have hopes that some real vics might be scared off by that and never respond at all.

(BTW, the above questions are basically rhetorical, because I know that real vics are incredibly willing to suspend disbelief. Just another reason why what we do is important. Fortunately lots of lads are willing to suspend disbelief as well, which is why our trophy room is so full!)

Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 5:43 pm

You could always demand a fully itemized list of expenses, complete with receipts. See how they like them apples.

Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 5:54 pm

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You could always demand a fully itemized list of expenses

I always ask for this...Lads will send receipts for "inland revenue fees, certficate of ownership fees" etc.

It always comes back to bite them in the ass when I ask the bank or barrister for a list of items that I am paying for with my WU transfer. Most of the time the bank or barrister quote the same stuff. I then point out that my Lad has already PAID for that... Rolling Eyes

Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 6:21 pm

^ I like that approach. I'm stealing it. Smile

(okay, okay, I'll send you some 'royalties'. Is WU okay with you? Smile

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I always make my lads fill out a when they submit their expenses.

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