Some lads are just plain clueless

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Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 2:04 am

I detected a certain lack of experience in this scriptless begging scam mail

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.........(snip) My name is xxxxx xxxxxx 19 years old from Africa and l am from a Poor family, my family are very very poor that we don't have food no money and no one to cloth us and not only that my mother are not well she is sick. so please l need your help in anyway you want help me and my family, please do it for the sake of God and for the sake of love you have in me and my family.

- so I passed him onto my Russian model and sent him my standard template reply that goes out whatever the opening mail says. I've posted it before, and it's pretty cringeworthy, so I won't repeat it - but it works, and in reply I got this

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..........(snip) Please My Lover can you tell me your country and your age, l love you and l love you.and your reply is needed.

Hunger, poverty and sickness all forgotten - a miracle has happened ! Never a good idea to drop your pants too soon. I have a blank canvas to work with and evil intentions - come with me lad I won't hurt you - too much. Laughing

Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 4:09 am

Gomer: Looks like he needs a good church to help him and his family. I do feel sorry for this type of modality Laughing

if you want to share the F***r I would love to bait him from one of my churches

Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 8:49 pm

It's my fault - if I detect a low intellect I am in there like a poison dart - so I guess I shouldn't complain, but really !!!!

This is another of my lads - a gold seller, and my Russian model wants a golden goat statue for the Russian Orthodox Church. Not a bleedin' difficult concept is it ? I have been desperate to get him talking goat - but he's dodging it like mad, with all the cunning of a schoolboy whose been caught before.

Today I get this- and I cotton on that he hasn't even worked out that Ludmilla is a female name !!!!!

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Thanks for your mail, infarct it will be best for you to come here, i mean it will give us the opportunity to know each other and talk for more business, i believe as we meet ourselves it will help to have trust to each other. you made mentioned about beaches, do you mean ocean, or ladies ?,if you mean ladies you can see attached picture a lady from my country. We are from a royal family whatever you need here you must get it. My dear about the statue, you need not talk till you come down here, you will see with your eyes, i do not need to coment.pls i will like to know when you will be coming you can come with your models, so i can take you around Ghana, you know we have many tourists centers.

Is he taking the piffle ? Now I don't know whether to undergo a sex change (back to male) and keep on going or become a lesbian. If he won't talk goat I'm going nowhere.

I think these are the beaches this comedian is offering me. Anyone seen them before ?

http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r184/LemuelGulliver/my2.jpg
http://i144.photobucket.com/albums/r184/LemuelGulliver/my.jpg

Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2007 8:56 pm

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you made mentioned about beaches, do you mean ocean, or ladies

Think he's confusing beaches and bitches?

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