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Not quite a Newb Joined: 15 Aug 2006 Posts: 54

sheer class, i have been crying so much one of the office staff think someone in my family has died or something and has offered her sympathy

Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 3:33 pm

Keep everything crossed for the picture of the underwear with a heart drawn on it. I don't see me getting them sent. It's a shame, but it's been a helluva fun bait anyway.

[15:19] love_yayo: Hello are u there Mr Biran..

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[15:19] *** Auto-response sent to love_yayo: I am currently away from the computer.
[15:19] *** "love_yayo" signed on at Fri Feb 23 15:19:22 2007.
[15:20] XXXXXX: i'm here
[15:20] love_yayo: [ Zone Labs Security alert: Session not encrypted because love_yayo is not protected by IM Security ]
[15:20] love_yayo: <ding>
[15:20] XXXXXX: have you done the picture?
[15:21] love_yayo: How are u doing Ttoday../
[15:21] love_yayo: ??
[15:21] XXXXXX: i'm doing fine. have you done the picture?
[15:21] love_yayo: :-*
[15:22] XXXXXX: you're not answering me
[15:22] love_yayo: Okay..
[15:22] love_yayo: Oh what was ur Quation my love..?
[15:22] XXXXXX: have you done the picture?
[15:22] love_yayo: Can u come again so that i can anwers u
[15:23] XXXXXX: have you done the picture?
[15:23] love_yayo: Yeah.. i have than that so i have took it so that they well scane it to my mail then later i can forwed it to ur mail for u my love..
[15:24] XXXXXX: well then, as soon as i get it in my inbox we can chat
[15:24] love_yayo: So cant we chat now my love..?
[15:25] XXXXXX: not until i see the picture. for all i know you're lying to me
[15:25] love_yayo: Well..Am not lying to have u lie u before.?
[15:26] XXXXXX: you said you'd send off the parcel by today and you haven't.
[15:26] XXXXXX: there's a lie for you
[15:26] love_yayo: So is like u dont trust me..
[15:26] love_yayo: Cose u told me to wirt ur name on it i did that for u have i lie u before ever that we meet online..
[15:27] XXXXXX: so when will i see the picture of them with the heart on it?
[15:27] love_yayo: Just give me time okay..
[15:27] XXXXXX: when?
[15:27] love_yayo: I have take to scaning my love..
[15:28] XXXXXX: well then go and do it now
[15:28] XXXXXX: all you're doing is wasting time sitting there now. go and get it done
[15:28] love_yayo: Sure..
[15:28] XXXXXX: scan it, email it to me and THEN we can talk
[15:28] love_yayo: I just came here to see how u are doing there..
[15:28] love_yayo: Cose u are in mind Always..
[15:29] XXXXXX: i'm doing fine but my patience is coming to an end.
[15:29] love_yayo: See u later my love..
[15:29] XXXXXX: ok. with the picture

Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 8:09 pm

I showed a friend of mine this bait, and he nearly fell off his chair with laughter. Another one who is now hooked and will be joining the party.

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Am I the only one that is still wondering what in the hell a "size 24 butt plug" is? Shocked

Thanks wayne. I needed the laughs. Thumbs up

Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 10:22 pm

The lad has no clue. He probably just pulled that figure out of his ass Rolling Eyes

. I'll ask if the bait gets back on track.

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Is this what a size 24 butt plug looks like?

Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 10:59 pm

settle down I'm at work, pissing myself, customers have all left the shop.
Laughing

Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 8:33 pm

And the answer to what a size 24 butt plug is

[19:14] love_yayo: <ding>

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[19:14] love_yayo: Hello Love..
[19:15] love_yayo: Are u there ....Mr xxxxxx..?
[19:16] xxxxxx: I'M HERE
[19:17] love_yayo: How are u doing there my Sweet Heart
[19:18] xxxxxx: i'm doing ok. still waiting for the picture though
[19:19] love_yayo: Dont worry i well do that this week okay i have been busy in class thats why okay..
[19:19] love_yayo: So i promise to get u this Week.
[19:20] xxxxxx: i hope you're not lying to me
[19:20] love_yayo: Sure..
[19:20] love_yayo: Trust me..
[19:21] xxxxxx: i want to ask you a question about something you said to me before.
[19:21] love_yayo: Okay go on my dear..
[19:21] xxxxxx: remember you told me you wanted a size 24 butt plug?
[19:22] love_yayo: Yeah..
[19:22] xxxxxx: what exactly is size 24?
[19:23] love_yayo: We have many types of that size here and thats the size i use here my love..
[19:23] xxxxxx: ok. so explain to me how big it is. because we don't have size 24 here
[19:24] love_yayo: Its medium
[19:25] xxxxxx: ok. so the size of a fist? smaller? larger?
[19:25] love_yayo: Smaller love..
[19:25] xxxxxx: a carrot? larger?
[19:25] xxxxxx: closer to a cucumber?
[19:26] love_yayo: Yeah.
[19:26] xxxxxx: so about the size of a cucumber?
[19:26] love_yayo: Yes.
[19:26] xxxxxx: ok. and you said you use 2 at once?
[19:27] love_yayo: Yes..
[19:27] xxxxxx: so you can fit 2 cucumbers up your ass at once?
[19:27] love_yayo: Sure my love..
[19:28] xxxxxx: ok. so why don't you go for a larger size?
[19:29] love_yayo: Thats cost much of money to get it here my love thats why i use the smaller once..
[19:29] xxxxxx: but i'm buying them for you. you can have whatever size you want
[19:29] love_yayo: Okay..
[19:30] *** You have been disconnected. Mon Feb 26 19:30:04 2007.
[19:30] love_yayo: So are u read to get them and send it or u well let me get them here love..

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[19:30] xxxxxx: it's up to you. but i stillw ant that picture first
[19:30] love_yayo: Okay..
[19:31] xxxxxx: so would you prefer one fist sized butt plug?
[19:31] love_yayo: Sure..
[19:31] love_yayo: I have been very busy in Class thats why u have not been hearing from me..
[19:31] love_yayo: So i promise to do that this week..
[19:32] xxxxxx: ok. i thought you decided not to do it for me
[19:33] love_yayo: Ur wish well be done will okay.. But is all about the money working on that here love..
[19:33] xxxxxx: which is why i'm letting you just take the picture for now.
[19:34] love_yayo: Mr xxxxxx i have taking the pic alread but i lift with the scaning so that i can show it to u thats all i need to for u now my love.
[19:35] xxxxxx: so get it done to show me
[19:35] love_yayo: Okay..
[19:35] xxxxxx: you keep letting me down. you keep promising to do these things and then don't do them
[19:36] love_yayo: I promise this week okay.. Trust me..
[19:36] xxxxxx: WHEN this week?
[19:36] love_yayo: Yeah.
[19:36] love_yayo: Or do u think u can juts wire me some amount so that i can use to work on that here love..?
[19:37] xxxxxx: i already told you i'll send it all in one go. i need your address to send the parcel to as well
[19:38] love_yayo: Okay..
[19:38] love_yayo: Am going to send it to ur mail now love..
[19:38] xxxxxx: ok. how about getting that scan done at the same time?
[19:39] love_yayo: I promise u this week..
[19:39] xxxxxx: i hope so
[19:39] love_yayo: Sure..
[19:39] love_yayo: Cna i ask u something if u dont mind that love..
[19:40] xxxxxx: ok
[19:40] love_yayo: Can u get me a cell phone with the Percel u are going to post for me..
[19:41] xxxxxx: we'll see. if you don't do this picture you won't get anything
[19:41] love_yayo: I well do that..
[19:42] xxxxxx: so you keep saying
[19:42] love_yayo: So try and get the phone for so that i can hear that ur sweet vioce..
[19:42] xxxxxx: as soon as i see the picture
[19:42] love_yayo: Okay..
[19:43] xxxxxx: and make sure you email me your address
[19:43] love_yayo: Okay..
[19:44] xxxxxx: do that now
[19:44] love_yayo: So when u are sending it try and use EMS..Express mail Service
[19:44] xxxxxx: i've never heard of them, but i'll see what i can do
[19:45] love_yayo: They are Located at the Post Office
[19:45] xxxxxx: ok. i'll look into it. now post me your address so i have it
[19:46] love_yayo: Okay.. am doing that now.
[19:47] xxxxxx: ok
[19:47] love_yayo: So how is working going on there with u?
[19:49] xxxxxx: busy
[19:50] love_yayo: Oh Sorry
[19:50] love_yayo: I wish am am there to hot u when u are back from work..
[19:51] xxxxxx: what sex toys do you have now? so i don't get you the same ones
[19:53] love_yayo: U just make ur mind the one which u think it can be good for ur woman to use in bed get me those once.
[19:53] love_yayo: I have sent the Adderss.
[19:53] xxxxxx: ok
[19:53] love_yayo: Thank u ..
[19:55] xxxxxx: i have to get going now. i'll speak to you tomorrow
[19:55] love_yayo: Okay..

Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 8:50 pm

hilarious.. size 24

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Two cucumbers up the nether regions at the same time? Sweet Merciful Crap! Laughing

Hell, I can't even picture that, and I have a rather vivid imagination. And no, that was not a request for a photo.

Master Baiter Joined: 09 Feb 2007 Posts: 101

Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 7:15 am

I don't think I'll ever look at a cucumber the same way, much less eat one. Wink

Posted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 7:31 am

There seems to be a run on cucumber baits at the moment, whats the going cost of a cucumber?

Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2007 9:11 pm

We're down to my demanding the pic and the lad trying for excuses now

[19:51] love_yayo: :-* Smile

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[19:52] xxxxxx: hi
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[19:52] love_yayo: Hello My Dear..Soul..
[19:52] love_yayo: How are u doing ther..
[19:52] love_yayo: ??
[19:52] xxxxxx: i'm pissed off with you. what happeend to the pic?
[19:53] love_yayo: Well.. am i have been sick for about 1week thats why u have not been hear from me.. My Love.. so am very sorry of that okay..
[19:54] xxxxxx: you keep coming up with these excuses. last time you said it was done and you were going to get it
[19:55] love_yayo: Yeah..I wnat then to pay it but when u got ther the money i was have it not that all to pay and have so it is still ther..
[19:56] xxxxxx: i told you i'm not paying �15 to send you a small amount. has your period started yet this week?
[19:56] love_yayo: Yes.. and i can understand what u maen Love..
[19:57] xxxxxx: so when can i expect the picture or are you wasting my time?
[19:58] love_yayo: Honey ..not i dont have any money on me i only have that small amount on me.. and i wish u can forget and try and help to do that for u Love..
[19:58] xxxxxx: no. i want to see the picture before we can move on. if you're not going to do it then i don't want to bother talking with youy
[19:59] love_yayo: I well do that Love..
[20:00] xxxxxx: WHEN? you keep saying you will but you never do. so WHEN???
[20:00] love_yayo: Is all about the scaneing it really cost me.. Love..
[20:01] xxxxxx: and i told you i'll pay it all back to you. you said it was aleady scanned. so it's obviously already paid for
[20:02] love_yayo: Yeah,...It as been scane and i have to pay before i can have the copy of it Love..
[20:02] love_yayo: Thats what i mean now..
[20:02] xxxxxx: don't lie to me. they wouldn't scan it unless you'd already paid
[20:03] love_yayo: Oh
[20:03] love_yayo: So how weth my parcel.. ?
[20:04] xxxxxx: nothing until i see the picture. i already told you. they can all go back to the shop if i don't see them. i still have all the receipts
[20:04] love_yayo: Okay..
[20:04] xxxxxx: when will i see the picture?
[20:05] love_yayo: When it ready i well let u know that my Love..
[20:05] xxxxxx: you've been saying that for 2 weeks. i'm wasting my fucking time. either send it to me or leave me alone so i can find someone else
[20:07] love_yayo: Sorry i do that for u okay..
[20:07] xxxxxx: WHEN? WHEN? WHEN?
[20:07] love_yayo: Oh Just give me time..Love..
[20:08] xxxxxx: no. you've had almost 3 weeks already. why should i wait anymore?
[20:08] love_yayo: Sorry..
[20:08] xxxxxx: sorry doesn't cut it.
[20:08] xxxxxx: you've lied to me for 3 weeks. why should i waste any mor etime with you?
[20:09] love_yayo: Never Mind i promsie to do that for u Love..
[20:10] love_yayo: So how is work going on ther with u Love..?
[20:11] xxxxxx: when can i expect to see the picture?
[20:11] love_yayo: This Week..
[20:12] xxxxxx: no. this time tomorrow
[20:12] love_yayo: Okay..
[20:13] love_yayo: What is the Time ther now ?
[20:13] xxxxxx: 20:13. so you have until 20:13 tomorrow my time to send me the picture of your underwear with a big red heart drawn on it or don't bother talking to me again.
[20:14] love_yayo: Ur wish well be done for u
[20:15] xxxxxx: good. now go and do it
[20:15] love_yayo: I well..
[20:15] love_yayo: Try and send me mail..
[20:16] *** "love_yayo" signed off at Mon Mar 05 20:16:25 2007.
[20:16] xxxxxx: send me the picture. i'm not going to say another word to you until i have it in my inbox
[20:23] *** "love_yayo" signed on at Mon Mar 05 20:23:32 2007.
[20:23] *** "love_yayo" signed off at Mon Mar 05 20:23:45 2007.

Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 8:27 am

I wouldn't talk to my dog like that...
Maybe they (vlads) are lower on the food chain? It wouldn't surprise me Surprised

Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 8:34 am

up_and_under wrote:

I wouldn't talk to my dog like that

But the worst a dog would so is maybe try to steal a sausage off your plate.

Posted: Tue Mar 06, 2007 11:39 am

Just for a laugh, go soft half way through the conversation and then put the boot back in before you sign off.
When I read the replyes the voice in my head is a transvestite at a side show. Or that guy from "are you being served" Very Happy

Not quite a Newb Joined: 05 Mar 2007 Posts: 43

Laughing that much surrounded by co-workers really is embarrassing... Embarassed

Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2007 6:44 am

@Wayne: He doesn't steal them off the plate, he sits there and begs .... Very Happy

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