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Sat Nov 16, 2019 5:37 pm |
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Lawyer lad didn't really like doing Sexy Pic so he complained to the dying widow & got her to message me lol
Widow Stephanie
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hello my dear ...... I received your message and I am so sorry to answer late my health is deteriorating and I am in the intensive care, since 5 days ... I had to be led in the bathroom. Rest.My lawyer call me and inform me that you cooperate well with him and that you follow the legal procedure that must be done.I inform him of some payment you have made as part of the legalization of the documents of estates, however he told me that you have add a system that has block transfer, apparently the system ask him some stuff to do to unlock the transfer what he did two days ago. the system did not unlock the transfer because that he did not say he would accept the documents he provided.
Sir, I trust you and to make you the transfer of 15000000 euros my lawyer has no right and can never dare to integrate a security system, it's all about trust ... I can reassure you that the money you have not been unblocked for him ... I can not talk too much but as I told him my advice for you is that you find a simpler solution to facilitate collaboration between you ... I ask you to do it trust and just do things ... I thank you |
Susan
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Stephanie this is not true. Your lawyer is lying to you. I DID NOT PUT EXTRA SECURITY.....my bank did this. The bank makes their rules, i do not.
If your lawyer stopped messing about and just got the money authorised it would be finished now but he keeps delaying it.
Whatever happens you need to stay alive til your lawyer sorts this mess out.
Kind regards
Susan xx |
Widow Stephanie
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hi my dear
I understand then that these are the guidelines of your bank
my lawyer informed me to send other proof to your bank to unblock the transfer, I think it will go ... I trust you
thank you |
Susan
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Stephanie,
That idiot lawyer of yours sent a picture of a woman to my bank and now they wont release the money until he stops being stupid. Why did he do something so stupid Stephanie?
He has caused all this delay being such an idiot. I told my bank you lawyer was a man... Then he sent them a picture of a woman??
Please talk to him. He is delaying this all the time.
If i need to send the money to you myself i am happy to do so, but frankly your lawyer is a fool! Please tell him to do the authentication properly.
Kind regards,
Susan xx |
Widow Stephanie
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| Dear friend I received your message now I am very very tired my health is going badly in bad day I do not know if I'm going to short it long my lawyer is not waiting for the legalization of all the documents for me sign them for the last time and then the bank will face the transfer to your bank account. But I see that you do not trust me or you do not need to put so much security for your money that wants to bring you the fortune that belongs to you no one can take it apart from you. I have all my consideration and confidence in you. So prove me the same and trust my lawyer he is very docile since he started excecer until now it's already 15 years of career can not go wrong. So do me grace and no longer complicate the task. I thank you kiss |
Susan
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Stephanie dear,
I trust you implicitly. But i must say again - i have put no security in place myself. My bank have their own rules which i cannot change.
The problem is your lawyer has not done things correctly. Maybe he did not understand what the bank asked of him.
This time i hope it will be done correctly. If any further problems occur i will arrange to pay your lawyer directly myself.
Please try not to die yet. I have only just started to enjoy your wealth & want to pay for your ongoing treatment.
With fondest love
Susan xx |
Afterwhich, Sexy Pic rejected the lawyers 2nd picture. Susan then emailed the Lawyer and let him know she wasn't happy. Because he used a picture of a female on his second attempt Susan now thinks he is seeing another woman behind her back & is not at all pleased
Susan (to Lawyer Lad).
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Well well, Mr Fancypants!
I went to my bank today and asked them what all the delay was about. And do you know what they told me Mr Casanova?
I'll tell you what they told me.....
They told me that YOU MR XXXXXXXXX FUCKING XXXXX have been delaying the payment!
Can you believe that?
They told me SOME FUCKING IDIOT SENT A PICTURE OF A RANDOM MAN FROM THE INTERNET......so they asked him to send his REAL picture, and do you know what he sent next?
.......A PICTURE OF A FUCKING WOMAN!!!
YOU STUPID FUCKING BASTARD!!!
I told the bank Widow Stephanie's lawyer is a MAN called XXXXXXXXX XXXXXX and you send them a picture of a FUCKING WOMAN?!
A.....FUCKING.....WOMAN....!!??
WHAT WERE YOU FUCKING THINKING?!
Who was that little hussy anyway? Have you been seeing another woman behind my back? She better not be trying to steal my inheritance!
STOP MESSING ABOUT AND DO THIS PROPERLY!!
They asked you for a picture of YOUR FUCKING SELF with YOUR NAME on it, not a fucking cocker spaniel with glasses and a moustache!!
YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!
Thanking you kindly,
Warmest regards,
Susan xx |
Susan
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Well Mr Man??
Do you have something to say to me? Answer me this instant you little love rat!!
I'm waiting.......... |
Lawyer lad
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| Really dear friend you tire me with your procedure. Your donation or your writing will not be sent to anyone other than yourself. We think that the server asked the picture of the account holder but it is my picture that it reclaims after. But I am aboud with your distrust I am in the service of Madame Stephanie to get you to learn his legacy before she gives up. But you make things so difficult I'm tired. I have to work on a lot of files but no one has ever made my life so complicated. |
Ooh, no one has ever made his life so complicated? I'm honoured to be the first lol
Susan
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What the fucking hell have you done!? WHERE IS MY FUCKING MONEY!? I told that dying Window to get me a reliable professional lawyer who is trustworthy & capable, and what do i get?...
FUCKY THE CLOWN!!!!!!
How could you be so FUCKING stupid? GET MY FUCKING MONEY AUTHORISED RIGHT NOW!
Christ almighty, when you were born did the midwife slap your fucking mother for being so fucking stoooopid? Or did she just accidentally bring the placenta home by mistake and leave you in the fucking janitors piss bucket instead?
YOU STUPID FUCK!!
They wont release the FUCKING money to you if they think some DUMB FUCK is trying to steal it with fake pictures! If i lose my inheritance I'll sue your ass!!
DO IT FUCKING PROPERLY!!
Fondest wishes & kindest retards,
Susan xx
P.S Can i buy your wife a lovely gift? I think she deserves it for being married to a dumb fuck like you. xx |
Lawyer lad
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| you are not serious about my mother and my wife so you respect please. The previous respect of the gloir and humility; I have already sent the picture if this time your putin security returns with gossip then you will not expect me. |
Susan
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Let us be clear. I do not put any security returns at all. My bank has their own measures and makes their own rules, not me.
If you did the job properly the first time the bank would have accepted long before now. It is only you who keeps delaying the process.
Kind regards,
Susan xx |
Lawyer lad (sends his 3rd Sexy Pic lol)
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| so I just did it by writing my name on the paper. I hope this is what the bank wants and then it will not have any problem <3rd Sexy Pic attached> |
Susan
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This time i hope there will be no further issues, but please do not worry because i will make arrangements to get the money to you myself if we have any more issues with the bank.
I will make sure that whatever happens you will get what is coming to you.
With affection
Susan xx |
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Sun Nov 17, 2019 10:07 am |
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Well i am open to ideas now. I need a way to either maintain this bait or move it forward. He is now on his 3rd upload at Sexy Pic & i cannot be sure 100% that he's not using ITP's, which presents a problem.
Personally i think p log would potentially work here, but as there is a question about ITP's being involved i am taking the advice not to go that route unless i am 100% he is not using ITP's. The risk is it wont be my Lad on safari but a mule.
The problem here is that i think he is indeed using ITP's. Certainly on Sexy Pic anyway.
So over to you guys. I need ideas please. How to keep him on the hook and keep the bait going without anymore potential ITP's getting pulled in. I already have 5 trophys in piggies and photos.
I tried opening the door to p log but the Lad sort of solved that one for me himself, so here is where I'm at & here is where i need ideas ...
Susan
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This time i hope there will be no further issues, but please do not worry because i will make arrangements to get the money to you myself if we have any more issues with the bank.
I will make sure that whatever happens you will get what is coming to you.
With affection
Susan xx |
Lawyer lad
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I thank you for your understanding and for your efforts
if you can do so it will make it easier for us
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Susan
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Good morning,
Well let's remember it is now a Sunday so we may not hear from the bank today. But please don't despair.
I told you before i am already wealthy and am happy to use another way to get the money to you in person.
I understand this has been very stressful for you & i want to make up for all your inconvenience. I am therefore happy to have a courier deliver a parcel to you directly at my expense.
I'm going to be rich anyway when widow Stephanie dies, so I will send you parcel with a new iphone and perhaps a nice watch or laptop to make it up to you - then i can put the money inside the parcel too hidden inside the laptop, only you and me will know there is money inside the parcel.
What could possibly go wrong?
Warmest wishes,
Susan xx |
Lawyer lad
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hello sir thank you for your sacrifice the only thing that I ask you is to facilitate us the task this time if their security does not accept what we ask I will be disappointed and discourage to continue with the file. I do not want any gift dear friend my duty to you is to do my job and to honor my commitment made to the course of doing the right and to respect it. Tomorrow is already Monday we must proceed to the clarification of the documents of goods in your name and proceed to the legalization of documents. There is more than one way to send money without going to your bank. All that I ask is to make the process easy so that we can finish quickly because the state of stefanie is complicated from day to day
I salute you and sincere greetings to your family |
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Sun Nov 17, 2019 6:05 pm |
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Oh dear. Looks like the window is about to meet her maker...
Widow Stephanie
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understand sir
my health is no longer good, so I let you take care of everything in good collaboration with the lawyer
I trust you mr SUSAN
My thanks
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Susan to Lawyer lad
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Well there are other options dear,
I could put the money in an envelope and just send it normally if you give me an address to post it to.
Another option is i am flying to Europe later in the week myself. I can meet you in person and just give you the money if you can give me a location to meet you in a European country?
This would certainly be easier to accomplish.
Kind regards,
Susan xx |
Lawyer Lad
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| okay sir I understand your options however in case your bank still refuses tomorrow to make the transfer the easiest way without too much hassle is that you take cash in cash and you go to an external WESTERN UNION send post for to be able to send ... it's better. Please reply if you understand. |
Susan
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Mon Nov 18, 2019 9:30 pm |
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Well Sexy Pic finally approved the 3rd pic, but something wasn't quite right....
Lawyer lad
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Hello sir.....
I want to inform you that the security process has already accepted the transaction after the analysis ...
however we have not yet received payment slips or paid fees
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Susan
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Hello Dear,
I am collecting the new car as we speak. I will contact you shortly. I'm sure they will send you the details for the payment.
Warmest regards
Susan xx |
Lawyer lad
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| so I hope the details sir from you or your bank I took you to call them so it does not take time |
Susan
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Well dear, how did it go? Have you sorted things out?
Sorry i was busy. Let me tell you the car runs like a dream! I'm so happy with it.
Warmest regards
Susan xx |
Lawyer lad
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we have not received any payment notifications since
we did not receive anything
the delay come from the bank now, please do something about it |
Susan
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What do you mean? They did not give you the money?
But i paid them last week. This is why we waited til today!
Kindest regards
Susan xx |
Lawyer lad
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we have not received the payment you have from the bank, no payment has come to the account, moreover we have not even received the proof of the transfer you made ... according to their system once the security photo would have been accepted, we will receive the payment you made and the transaction slips ...
we have not received anything from the bank since this morning |
Susan
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Should i call them to find out what is going on? I'm really sorry you are being inconvenienced like this. It makes me feel like going all sweary mary again with potty mouth!
I am so annoyed i could bollox wanky fuck!!
Do you need me to call them dear?
Kind regards
Susan xx |
Lawyer lad
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| yes sir please contact them to find out what is happening and regularize the situation |
Susan
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I shall call them right away and find out what the delay is. I'll tell you one thing by the time this is finally sorted out not only am i going to get totally smashed out of my face on £1000.00 bottles of blue nun, but you young man are going to get the biggest cash boner you've ever had in your life!
I'm calling them now!
Warm regards
Susan xx |
Lawyer lad
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OK sir
we are waiting for you for confirmation |
Susan
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I am on hold now. They said press option 1, then select option 5. Well i pressed option 1 and just selected option 5 and am waiting to get through.
They are playing fucking Mantovani down the phone at me now. Fucking piss taking bastards! I don't care two flying fucks about fucking Mantovani!
I just want to know where my fucking money is!
Oh hang on, Stacey has just picked up. She sounds a bit thick so i might be a while. Ill get back to you in a moment.
Kind regards
Susan xx |
Lawyer lad
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OK sir
we are waiting for you |
Susan
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I just got off the phone to them. Fuuuuuuucking hell man! If you want something sorted out fast just don't ask to speak to fucking Stacey.
What a stupid cow. O.M.F.G!!!
If she was any slower she'd fucking stop. It was like waiting for fucking treacle to pour for fucks sake!
.....Anyway. I eventually found out what the problem was. There is a problem with the website. It approves the picture then does not release the money. Their IT experts are looking at it now, but in the meantime i have asked for my fucking money back!
We need to think about the other ways to pay that we spoke about at the weekend. Cabbage?
Warm regards
Susan xx |
Lawyer lad
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okay...
We will send you and you will go to a WESTERN UNION mailing station to make the payment ...
confirm that I can send you the payment address
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Susan
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Well the store won't be open now as it is getting late, but yes, i will do that. Please send me the details.
I will get there as soon as i can dear
Kind regards
Susan xx
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Lawyer lad
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ok here is the WESTERN UNION address to which you pay:
Name: xxxxxxx
First name: xxxxxx
City: Milano
Country: ITALY
amount: 360 Pounds Sterling |
Susan
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Ok thank you,
If the store is shut when i get there then i will have to go back first thing in the morning. I'm so sorry the bank made things so difficult for you dear.
Warm regards
Susan xx |
Lawyer lad
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OK sir
we hope you |
Susan
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I hope i too!
Susan xx |
Lawyer lad
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| spend a pleasant evening with your family dear friend |
Well of course tomorrow morning Susan can't find a WU office anywhere, so she uses the Money Gram Transfer modality instead lol |
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Tue Nov 19, 2019 9:29 pm |
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All good things come to an end. I've dropped this one for reasons discussed as it was the right thing to do. I will post the final exchanges here. The bait itself has been fun but this was only a trial run for me. I've not had the confidence to go this far before & have learned a lot.
Susan
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Good morning dear,
I am on my way to town now. Don't forget i travel to Europe this week as i told you, so i have a lot to do today.
I will take the payment details with me.
Warm regards
Susan xx |
Lawyer lad
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Hello sir
do your best to make the payment today so that we can go tomorrow u court for the legalization of documents, we hope you
after making the payment to WESTERN UNION please send us the payment receipt |
Susan
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I'm leaving now dear, i shall be in touch when i get back.
Regards
Susan xx |
Lawyer lad
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OK sir
we are waiting for you |
Lawyer lad (getting impatient)
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Hi mister
we waited for you but we did not have your new ...
today's day is ending again without any progress |
Susan
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Hello dear,
You wouldn't believe the day i have had. I have been so so busy preparing for my trip to Europe. I leave tomorrow. I have all my currency sorted out now & almost finished packing.
Once i reach the mainland I will be crossing the border from Nice then stopping over at Genoa for a rest. I am travelling alone and have decided to do a little sight seeing while i am there. I have booked an excursion to see the beautiful cathedral in Milan. I am so excited.
All the money i will inherit will be used on property investments so i want to check real estate while i am there to see what is available.
Anyway, I've been rushing about so much i almost forgot to say i couldn't get in Western Union office because it was so busy. It was chock full of Princesses and Diplomats all sending money to Nigeria - god knows why, you wouldn't think they were that well off judging by what i saw on National Geographic with all those open sewers!
Anyway i went to the Money Gram office instead and paid the money there which i understand is more or less the same thing here?
I have the details anyway dear so do write soon!
Warmest regards
Susan xx |
Lawyer lad
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OK sir
send us the payment details by money gram |
Susan
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Ok then dear, did you get it alright?
Regards
Susan xx |
Lawyer lad
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understood what?
sir we are waiting for details of payment of fees
you have to file the documents tomorrow in court
please send me the payment details or the transaction receipt picture |
Susan
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I think i attached it right dear?
I took photos of the slip and payment like you asked me and put them on this email for you.
They said you need to call the customer care line phone number on the slip and they will give you the MTCN number. It was so busy & noisy in the shop they didn't want to shout the numbers out in case the other customers heard it.
They just said tell my Lawyer to call the Money Gram helpline on +44 1792 687079 and they will give the lawyer the numbers over the customer care line.
Kindest regards
Susan xx |
Lawyer lad
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I'm really sorry for you sir but we do not work like that,
but for whom do you take us? since when is it necessary to call an agency to have some detail ... you make a payment one gives you a receipt on which there is details ...
you have already done a so called credit transfer with security code that requires an image that and the transfer never came
now you are making a so-called money gram payment and you have to call to see the MTCN code.
since you are responsible do the right thing and contact me when you will be playing fair with me, provided that stephanie does not die here, anyway those you lose ...
my greetings |
Susan
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I have never done a Money Gram transfer in my life dear. I just did what they told me in the store. They gave me the slip, and said to call the number. Did i do it wrong then? I don't even know how it works.
If you want the money it's simple to me? I am leaving tomorrow so please stop delaying my inheritance. I just did what they told me.
They gave me the information to send to you. What else do you want me to do? Tell me?? I have always played fair with you dear. Believe me you will know otherwise!
Kind regards
Susan xx |
Lawyer lad
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| send me the receipt of the payment you are given. I do not understand you anywhere in the world when you send a transfer you receive a payment receipt then it's over nobody will tell you to call anyone. if you do not want to pay the required fees and favor a better collaboration between us then you leave ... I inform Stephanie that you are not able to acquire his inheritance |
Susan
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It is here! I want my inheritance. I have invested too much in this already. I will not walk away no siree!!
I will contact Stephanie myself. All i can do is what they told me. Did i make a mistake? Tell me what i should have done? I just followed what they said.
Kind regards
Susan xx |
Susan
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I have never been in a money gram office before dear. I don't know how this is meant to work? You are the Lawyer please explain to me properly?
What should i do please? I want my money.
Warm regards
Susan xx |
Lawyer lad
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| Normally it's when you make the payment that you are given the code at the same time that's how it works. Now you are told to call the number that is on the receipt so please quickly the number that is on the receipt to receive it for us to send it. Because you are the only one to call them to take the code to send it to us |
Susan
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Ok dear,
I will call it now. Please wait for me.
Warm wishes
Susan xx |
Lawyer lad
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| so be quick please. Otherwise it's been a week we are on the same situation without a sequel. But this time if you sacrifice to have it because it will never give us this code because we are not gomez susan who sent the money is the expedideur who does it |
Susan
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Sweetheart, i really don't like the way you are trying to blame me for all of your mistakes here. I am disappointed in you after all the trouble i have gone to try and pay you. I don't like walking around town with all this money in my purse. What if people think i am a crack hoe wearing no knickers for a dollar a go? I'd never live it down!
It is extremely unprofessional for a distinguished lawyer like yourself to make so many childish mistakes with such an important transaction, then try to blame the client.
Have you any idea how many times I've been back and forth to the bank trying to sort this out for you Mr Man?
I didn't even eat all day because i am so anxious to pay you.
Oh, and just one last thing Lt Columbo....
Who was it who messed things up with my bank in the first place by sending them the wrong security picture?
Was it -
A) Anjelina Jolie?
B) The Tooth Fairy?
Or
C) SOME FUCKING IDIOT FROM MILAN WHO WAS TOO FUCKING STUPID TO FOLLOW A FEW SIMPLE FUCKING INSTRUCTIONS???!!!
Warmest regards,
Susan xx |
Lawyer lad
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| I'm not sensible to call them if you can not call them then keep the money and leave us alone. We will never give you the code if it's not you who take it I'm tired of your payment protocol we always get money from the estereur here is never protocol. If you call not then you can dispose. It tires me you have waited for a week on the same thing today you are here again with a moneygram with protocol. I am not the person who has put a protocolary measure in such payment it is your fault if you do not close your mouth and make yourself asked instead of chatting it will not settle anything. See a moneygram transfer |
Susan
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Sorry darling, no time. I'm off to the airport now.
Bon voyage!
Susan xx |
Lawyer lad
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it commits only you
you show your true face now
luckily you're not coming back in possession of Stephanie's legacy ... |
Susan
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**AUTO RESPONSE**
THE PERSON YOU ARE TRYING TO CONTACT IS AWAY FROM HIS DESK AND WILL RETURN ON FRIDAY 10TH JANUARY 2020.
WE WISH YOU A PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR. |
Lawyer lad
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another person will surely be more worthy and more responsible ...
see you soon |
Then the dying widow popped up again.
Widow Stephanie
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hi my dear
he has been informing me of a situation again and given the pace at which things are evolving I am afraid I will not give my inheritance to the one I have chosen, however I would like to have your version and to know what is happening; more than a week I am waiting for the documents to legalize on your behalf in order to sign them but I do not see anything ...
I will not be able to be all the time, so tell me what is going on? Have I made a mistake of having chosen you? |
Susan
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**AUTO RESPONSE**
THE PERSON YOU ARE TRYING TO CONTACT IS AWAY FROM HIS DESK AND WILL RETURN ON FRIDAY 10TH JANUARY 2020.
WE WISH YOU A PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR |
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Widow susan
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| ok .... to God my dear |
If i suddenly disappear i might be at the bottom of the sea buried in concrete mafia style lol
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