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Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2016 10:00 am

Tim Tam hasn't asked about what COOKY BOY means, but keeps begging:

Quote:

How you talking about catholic church or what, i promise when i come down to Australia i warship with you in mother church catholic, the money on the boxes is enough to establish real estate management buying and selling of landed properties
Please send the money for the keys, i guarantee i will deliver effectively

Quote:

OH SURE YOU PORMISE THATS SO EASY SORY NOT GOOD ENUGH COOKY BOY JOIN THE TREU CHURCH OR I WONT HELP YOU WITH EVEN ONE LOUSY BUCK MAYBE THAT SLUT TOLD YOU IM A SOFT TOCH SHES A PAGAN WHOAR AND SHELL END UP IN HELL NO WINDER SHE TURNED YOU AWAY SHE HATES CHIRSTIANS ITS OVER TO YOU NOW DO THE RIGHT THING BY YOU SOLE AND DO IT SOON

Now isn't that so sweet? But Tim Tam knows what matters most:

Quote:

please help me out dont mine her, i know you are god fearing person who cannot betrayed me, when i come down to Australia

Mick doesn't accept that.

Quote:

ITS ALL HELP ME AND SEND THE MONEY AND CONFRIM WITH THAT POOFTER ENGININEER LOUSE BENETLY AND NOT A BLOODY WORD ON WHAT YOU MUST DO TO GET MY HELP WELL DONY YOU GET IT NO HELP TO NON BELIVER YOU HAVE TO BE REAL CHRISTIAN AND PROVE IT SO DO GOOD BY YOUR SOLE NOW AND SHOW ME YOUR REAL AND TRUE

Quote:

I am saying the truth when you send the money across to Bently, he will then gave me the keys to open the metallic trunk boxes, as soon as the boxes is open with the duplicated keys i we start to send you money bit by bit through bank to bank transfer before my arrival in Australia, because coming there to forward my education, take you as my guidance
Send your bank account to me also

On that day, Cammy replied to the last email she received, thus.

Quote:

Scared of you? LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!! Nah, you can trust him like absolutely

.

As for Mick...

Quote:

YOU CALL ME DADDY BUT YOU DONT DO WHAT YOUR TOLD ANY SON OF MINE DOES WHAT HES TOLD SO YOU DO AS I SAY IS THAT CLEAR COOKY BOY BE A REAL TRUE CHRISTIAN NOW NOT LATTER AND PROVE YOU JONED MOTHER CHURCH

Has Tim Tam finally taken the hint?

Quote:

Daddy
Okay i heard you tomorrow i will attend one of the catholic church around the vicinity, please send the money for the keys

Then he wrote to Cammy again, with an odd opening sentence:

Quote:

I haven't heard from you for long time, i hope you are doing great over there baby, i relist on you alone Miss White, i know you can help me out
Please borrowed the money from any of your friends with interest, after i we paid back

Cammy was scornful.

Quote:

I don't have to borrow from anyone. I didn't lose the key to my bank account!
Anyway, my father is the one to help you - have you tried hard enough?

TT is working both sides, and not doing well:

Quote:

he said i am not a catholic member, please help me with the money white
i put all my hope in you
i will pay you back the money when the metallic trunk boxes is opened

And finally to Mick:

Quote:

Daddy
Please do something about it,

Not until after Easter, that's for damn sure.

I will keep at him, though he seems to be a one-trick pony.

Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2016 2:33 am

He's back to Cammy again:

Quote:

he said i am not a catholic member, please help me with the money white
i put all my hope in you
i will pay you back the money when the metallic trunk boxes is opened

Why does he mention that the boxes are metallic?

Quote:

Are you begging him the way you're begging me?

TT decides it's time to play both sides against each other...

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Yes, i do beg your father every day to help me out on mail, he told me i am not of the mother church, he told me also that you are slut
i want both of us to put your father to shame by you helping me out, and you we richly benefit from it white when i come down to meet you in Australia

The problem with that tactic is that it's sorta useless when both sides are working together!

Quote:

Of course my father thinks I'm a slut - I'm having safe sex while unmarried with a man and a woman (at the same time) and he says that's a sin and I'm a slut, so now you know.
I don't understand what's wrong here - you're a Christian, so it shouldn't be a problem being a Catholic, so go for it, what's to lose?

And to Mick, just minutes ago:

Quote:

Daddy
I am excited today Sunday i went to mother church here in Ghana, i really enjoy the service
Please send the money across on Monday

Not good enough, Cookie Boy!

Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2016 9:07 am

Things seem to have stalled twixt Tim Tam and Mick - and then Cammy got this:

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i know you dont have the money, please look for sponsor for me

Followed by:

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look for sponsor for me because your father look like racist

So... should Cammy spread the word about young Tim Tam and his metallic boxers?

Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2016 2:57 pm

Turning to Cammy is only logical, given their past romantic involvement. Rolling Eyes

Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2016 3:47 pm

^^ I have a 13-year-old character who is interested.

Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2016 10:21 am

Fi-Manni, you have PM.

Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2016 8:09 pm

Tim Tam is not doing well, apparently. Here are some highlights from the past two days.

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please i don't have single dime with me now, i am very hungry i sold all my cloth, please send me money to eat first before i will persuade your father to help me out

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Send me money to eat first before i fall and die

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hahahaha, send me money for feeding

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you talk too much, help me out, i dont have single dime with me to eat

Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2016 9:30 pm

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Send me money to eat first before I fall and die

Sometimes this forum gets so damn depressing - full of poverty stricken, dying lads. Well I've had enough! I'm off to get me a nice steak washed down with a cheeky little red Cool

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2016 8:36 pm

My character overheard Cammy talking about Tom Tim at an Easter barbecue.

Tusiagtek wrote:

I have heard from my neighbor Cammy that you need help with a box.

Tom Tim wrote:

Dear Mum

Thank you very much for your email and the content is quit understood, i am Tom Thomas from united state of america, but i school in Spain, however about four days ago some hoodlum break into my hostel and stole my laptop computer iPhone including $2700 on my wallet, for now i am completely stranded without communication and money

The worst thing now my father is not in town to help me out, he work in turkey high ocean, there is know way he can send me money from the deep ocean

Please help me out with some funds, when my father came on vacation may 25 he will paid you back the money with interest, i know my father is a generous person, he do help the needed and the orphanage children in city, California

School is preparing us for excursion

Remain bless in Jesus name

Sincerely
Tom Thomas

This is interesting. I was expecting him to stay with the trunk box modality.

Tusiagtek wrote:

You need money? How much?

Of course, Tusiagtek would want to get to know Tom a little better before actually considering sending any money.

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2016 11:24 pm

Lad modality switches are excellent opportunities for confusion, too. Very Happy

Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2016 12:14 am

Mick has stopped responding, and Tim Tam is getting stroppy with Cammy again:

Quote:

Heartless woman, how many times did you want me to tell you about my situation, first of all, i need $850 to paid the Engineer to enable me obtained the duplicated keys to opened the boxes, secondly i don't have single dime with me to eat all paid for public bathroom to refresh myself
There are allot of burden here in Africa

All that because Cammy asked how to send money! She lost her temper slightly.

Quote:

Oh for fuck's sake! I can't send you money without knowing who and where to send it to. Don't you get it?

Quote:

Thank you very much for your email response, please kindly send the money to this name (Ayittey Sytsofe) to Accra Ghana, receiver name address, No,9 Printex Road Accra Ghana
Please help me out i am suffering here in Africa

(Just so you know - I changed the spelling of the receiver name; I know how much leeting is frowned upon here...)

Cammy was puzzled.

Quote:

You said the money was for Lousie Bently - who in Freyja's name is Ayittey Sitsofa?

Meanwhile, Tim Tam has become Tom Tom for Fi-Manni, and changed his story totally - I wonder how long before Tusia talks to Cammy about the poor guy in Africa?

Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2016 8:58 am

I totally forgot about this but it seems appropriate for Cammy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vY9L6AKnwFA

Posted: Sat Apr 02, 2016 8:14 pm

Yastreb wrote:

the poor guy in Africa?

Or the poor guy in Spain?

Tom Tom is upping the pressure, and still calling me mum.

Tom Tom wrote:

Mum

Please need at lease $1000 or $1500 to buy some food stuff and phone, when my father came on vacation, he can paid you back with interest, i am writing you now from cafe business center

Remain bless mum

Tom Tom wrote:

Mum

Please help me out because the owner of the hostel came today for rent, the rent is $600 monthly

God will reward you in full, dad will paid you back

Tusia is unfazed.

Tusia wrote:

Wow. It's a lot of money. What year are you? I am year 7.

Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2016 12:51 am

So Tom Tom has broken off from Tim Tam, so he is now in two countries (hell, two continents) at once - something I thought only Lopez Ali could do...

Tim Tam answered Cammy's question:

Quote:

Engineer Louise Bently is the owner of the company,MD, the secretary of the company gave me his name, please send the money to secretary name

Followed by:

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Please help me out because the company staffs will not allowed me to get in touch with Engineer Louise Bently, miss white you will never never regret helping me, i promise

Cammy actually went off to send the money, however...

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I went to the Moneygram at the Post Office and they refused to send money to Ghana. They said that Ghana is full of cyber crims and that I should know better. I got angry and swore at them and they ordered me out. Now I have a migraine.

Tim Tam was shocked!!!

Quote:

First of all, thank you very much for your time and effort, when i read your email i was dumbfounded and tears role out of my eyes uncontrollably, i went straight to Engineer Bently construction company and narrate all the disappoint to the secretary, she then took me to Bently and i also narrate all the issued to him
He said i should asked you to paid the money to his branch office in London England, because Ghana has bad reputation in western world , that is the only help he can give to me,
Please don't give up miss white, send the money to London, the branch company will alert Bently here in Ghana

Cammy's in a foul mood (her migraines can be really bad) so she won't answer until tomorrow at the earliest.

Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2016 10:53 pm

Tom Tom wrote:

Dear Mum
I am 21 year old i know you can help me out of this deplorable situation before my father will returned from offshore may 25,moreover the owner of the hostel is threaten to throw me out

Please fine solution to rescue me not to be throw out, i guarantee you my father will paid you back woth awesome rewards

My father email address, <redacted>

Four years sounds like a long time to wait for awesome rewards, but the offer's still tempting.

To Tom Tom

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4 years? It's a long-term investment for me. Maybe I can find some money.

To Tom Tom's father

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Your son needs a lot of money. Maybe you return from Turkey high ocean.

Google Translate is great.

Posted: Mon Apr 04, 2016 8:31 am

A minimal message to Mick:

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Daddy
You ignore me right

I'll consider that as Tim Tam's request.

Meanwhile, to Cammy:

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I know you are the only person who can rescue me from this burden, my condition is deteriorating and diminishing every day by day, i know with your effort i can come to Australia
Tomorrow Bently will give me name to sent across to you in London

Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2016 12:05 am

Tom's Dad wrote:

Oh my God tom told me about you brethren, how is your family generally, i hope you are doing great

Really tom is stranded without communication and is still facing accommodation problem because the criminal stole all is belonging, money laptop and iPhone, please if there is anyway you can help him out, do that, when i return on vacation may 25 definitely i will send you the money from America with bountiful reward

Regards
Eng Raymond Thomas

Tom Tom wrote:

Mum

Please my dad will definitely paid you back the money when he came on vacation may 25 which is next month, moreover the landlord is threatening to throw me out from the hostel any moment from now, please do some thing about it mum

Sincerely

Tom Thomas

To Raymond

Quote:

If you can send an email, you can send a bank account.

To Tom

Quote:

I found one five Australian-dollar bill on the ground. I do not know how much is in Spanish dollar. And don't call me mum!

Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2016 9:48 am

Mick favoured Tim Tam with this reply.

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RIGHT

Nothing from Tim Tam about the contact the UK yet - perhaps he can't find one...

Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2016 9:59 am

What a heartless asshat-continues his vacation while his son is in need!

Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2016 12:11 pm

Recent exchanges...

Quote:

How you angry with me miss white because you know longer reply me again

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Why do you think I'm angry with you?

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because you know longer reply me again, Engineer Bently gave me name in London England to give to you

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I was waiting for you to write to me with the details you mentioned, that's all.

Then Tim Tam reveals that there is no actual London contact:

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Engineer Bently gave me this name (Harrison Brawn) in London England, as soon as you send the money to London, sent me the reference number i we then take it to Bently, Bently will then forward it to Harrison Brawn for pickup in London
Thank you very much for your effort Miss White,

Cammy didn't think much of that plan.

Quote:

I'll need an address for Harrison Brawn - and it makes more sense for me to write to Harrison Brawn and tell him when to pick it up and what the number is.

Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2016 5:55 pm

Raymond wrote:

Hello Dear

I am here in the high ocean, there is know way i can send money from here if there is anyway you can help him out, do it when i came on vacation i will meet with you all sent money across to you

Tom wrote:

please tried raise the rent for me $600 alone my father will definitely paid you back

At least he stopped calling me mum. This is getting overwhelming for Tusia. Better ask Cammy for advice.

Tusia wrote:

I only rise to give voluntary lockpicking help. The America boy is now asking for a lot more money than I have. How do I find so much?

Posted: Tue Apr 05, 2016 10:02 pm

Cammy replied to Tusia.

Quote:

What in Freyja's name is going on here? Tom Tim is a Sudanese orphan in Ghana in Africa with boxes of cash - not a Yankee kid in Spain looking for rent money! Please tell me if there's anything else happening here because this is making no sense.

Meanwhile, details from Tim Tam:

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Thank your for your mail response, when i got your mail i went to see Engineer Bently and explain to him what is needed .then he gave Mr Harrison Brawn email and the address as you requested for.here is the Address and the email below.

-- snipped --

Please Miss White,when you send the fees to Harrison Brawn.kindly forward the mail to me and to Mr Harrison Brawn.i will be waiting to hear from you.

The address is for a fish and chip shop in Condor Buildings, which is not even 100 metres from St Paul's Cathedral.

Cammy wrote a rather frigid email to Harrison Brawn.

Quote:

Tim Tam said you're someone who knows Louise Bently and that you're able to help him - see below for how - so please confirm if that's true and if your details are correct.

Let's see how Mr B replies...

Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2016 9:07 pm

to Cammy

Quote:

Meaning "orphan" means that he has no father? He told me that his father pays me back woth awesome rewards.

Tom wrote:

I am still waiting for you sister

To Tom

Quote:

I'm not a sister!

Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2016 9:49 pm

Tim Tam shot himself squarely in the foot overnight as emails suddenly flurried. Here are the highlights (Lad in italics).

I went to Bently company right now to see if Harrison has receive the information from you , he said no

I haven't sent any information to Brown because he hasn't written back to me yet!

(A few exchanges later...)

Bently call brown on phone in my present 30 minute ago, brown said he didn't receive any email from you

Either he's lying, or you gave me the wrong email address.

This is the email address below, i call Bently secretary right now, she said you are kidding me

Tell Bently to go fuck himself.

why

Because I don't tell lies and Bently, being a total c_nt, says that I told a lie about sending the email, so he can go fuck himself.
Oh, and I copied you on the email I just sent to Harrison Brawn.

(Several emails followed about sending the MG numbers to Tim Tam to send to Brown...)

why he dont receive your emails, okay he we write to you so that you reply him the number tomorrow morning your time
kidding me i know

Fine. You go fuck yourself.

(This morning, from Harrison Brawn)

Dear Madam
I am Harrison Brawn the branch Manager to Bently Construction Company P L C here in London United Kingdom, while did you tell my Boss Engineer Bently in west Africa Ghana that you send me an email last night, whereas you didn't send any email to my inbox
Maybe you will tell him that you don't receive my email also, please be truthful to my Boss Madam

(Double confirmation now that he's no ITP mule... Cammy was restrained in reply)

I don't know what you're lying to me. I sent two emails to the same address I'm replying to in this email. Why can't you be honest with me?

(And then replying to Tusia)

An orphan has no parents - by Skadhi's black bow, why is he lying to you? That makes no sense!
I'm OK for squash this Saturday - let me know soon so I can book a court.

Posted: Thu Apr 07, 2016 10:38 am

And now they've all gone stupidly self-destructive (Lads in italics).

First, Harrison Brawn:

You are the one that is lying madam, not me, because you don't send any email at first, if you are not lying where is the information now to pick the so called money up

(So I forwarded the emails I'd sent before - and got this priceless response)

Look at this woman, do while i have any thing with you to apologize for, how you okay, what all those messages you forward to me

Those are the emails I sent you and that you would have received, and did receive, and you say I'm lying... that is why this woman wants an apology!

i don't have anything in co more with you, please i don't receive any email from you at first
i will call my boss right now and explain all the rubbish you are saying

(In the meantime, Tim Tam was Brown's cheer squad)

Brown is just a worker to Bentley, he got know thing to apologize

Any more excuses or stories miss white

okay go and send the money through RIA transfer to Ghana

What's to say?

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