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Posted: Sun Sep 07, 2014 9:41 pm

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I received your call and hear all the message therein, good, be planing and i will be planing, Ghana is not Nigeria ok i recorded all your message and handed over to the security intelligent. Boko haram will soon come to an end in all the sub region of west African borders, now it monitered, by united State and your picture and name is with them. shege danburuba, your end has come the spirit of all the people you kill is after you now and you can not excape it. see you in hell dan esika.

WAWAN BANZA! WHAT CALL U SPEAK OF? ONLY CALL IN U CRAZY MUGU BRAIN. I NO CALL U FOOL. LAST DAY AM WITH MEN QUESTIONING OTHER MAN WHO FOOL ENOUGH TO CROSS BOKO HARAM. HE NO MORE. JUST LIKE U BE NO MORE WHEN WE FIND U. WHY NOT U BE REAL MAN AND TELL ME WHERE U ARE? WHY U HIDE BEHIND WOMAN? WHY U BEGGAR MAN WHO LIVES ON WOMAN LIKE BABY FROM MOTHER TIT SUCKING MILK? I HAVE THREE WIFE AND U ONLY LIVE LIKE YAHOO BOY SUCKING TIT OF WOMAN FROM WEST. OOOOOOOOOOO FOOL SMALL BOY. DAN BANZA! U INTERNET COWARD. COME OUTSIDE. SAY WHERE U ARE. LET US SEE U EYE. MY KNIFE STILL BLOODY FROM YESTERDAY. LET ME USE IT ON YOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2014 2:55 am

Forgot to post this exchange between Scared Lad and The Mad Chemist. Chemist is his usual calm evil self while the Lad spins all angry like.

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Sent: Saturday, August 30, 2014 at 6:07 PM
From: Mad Chemist
To: Lad
Subject: Wedding drama....
Lad
I am watching with great interest your silly games with Kimbra. Please do me the great favor of holding your wedding in Ghana and not in Contonou. Nothing would give me greater pleasure than to reign down glad tidings upon you, your family, you friends, your friends family, their children, and all in attendence. Perhaps then Lovely would stop taking about it and we could plan our own wedding.
Warm regards,
Chemist

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On 2014-08-30 21:03, Lad wrote:
Chemist you must be spupid if you think you can stop me in what i want to do with myself never so keep clear or i clear you. you barbaric idiot, you think i am afraid you ugly muster. my men are very close to you, you will soon be a history, if you like use anyone you feel, i will conquor. Fool.

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Sent: Saturday, August 30, 2014 at 11:40 AM
From: Mad Chemist
To: Lad
Cc: Kimbra
Subject: Re: Wedding drama....
Lad,

I suppose time shall tell. I do hope you can muster more courage than the cowardly Nigerian army which fled by the hundreds into the hills of Cameroon like a bunch of timid school girls. No, come to think of it. Having spent some time in Borno State last spring, I can assert that school girls are more brave.

Kimbra,

Are you sure that you wish to throw in your lot with this kuffar beggar from the West African Coast? I know men of worth in Bahrain who would be worthy companions. Something to consider my dear.

Chemist

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On 2014-08-31 22:22, Lad wrote:
Chemist,
You are just a fool in kings paradise, be fooling yourself your end must surely come.

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Sent: Sunday, August 31, 2014 at 10:05 PM
From: Mad Chemist
To: Lad

Lad,

You amuse me.

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On 2014-09-01 00:29 ,Lad wrote:

Dont worry i will be praying for you maybe one day you will repent and i will stop amusing you.

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Sent: Sunday, August 31, 2014 at 11:57 PM
From: Mad Chemist
To: Lad
Subject: Re: Wedding drama....
I have nothing to repent for my friend. And aside from that, I am the one with a pleasant life. You are the one who threw his marriage away. Really, how could I wish any ill on you when you have done such a good job of ruining your life yourself.

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On 2014-09-01 01:15, Lad wrote:
well naturally you are a very nice man but something inside you is silly that like to see the chopped off head and become happy. i will deliver you from that evil spirit, ok i promise. just allow me to marry my kimbra. and you marry your Lovely.

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Sent: Monday, September 01, 2014 at 12:56 AM
From: Mad Chemist
To: Lad
Subject: Re: Wedding drama....
Lad,

Why do you think I enjoy seeing severed heads? Personally I find beheadings to be rather inelegant. Having seen countless videos and attended dozens in person I can tell you that they are rather boring affairs that go on for at least twenty minutes usually with someone reciting an overly poetic speech followed by the ceremonial head chopping, which is executed poorly resulting in a lot of blood, pig-like squealing sounds, and awkward silence at the end. Meanwhile, in the time that it takes to kill one person I could have blown up the entire block in spatacular fashion. So, no, I do not enjoy it.

Chemist

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On 2014-09-01 02:20, Lad wrote:
Chemist how come you are replying all my mails today, you are idle today

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To: Lad
Subject: Re: Wedding drama....
It is the middle of the night. And it might be the last time I ever hear from you.

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From: Lad
It looks like your obituary is very close now.

Posted: Tue Sep 09, 2014 3:26 am

WE COME SOOOOOON!

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Say you died soon, useless man zombie.

MY KNIFE READY FOR U. CUT OFF U HEAD. NO BOMB.

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Your knife will surely cut off your head trust me, useless thing.

WE SEE ON THIS BEGGAR. HOW MANY PEOPLE U KILL EH? AND HOW MANY PEOPLE DO I? TELL ME WHERE U LIVE.

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Idiot, you think i am a killer like you, to ask me how many people i have killed?, I said you are useless, your brain is not working any more because you are covered with innocent blood you have killed, walahi you must die. you think i am a fool like you, to tell you where i live, but i promise you my guys must get you

U HAVE NO MEN. IF U HAVE MEN U MEET ME ALREADY. COWARD. SHOW U SELF. TELL ME WHERE U ARE. WE COME TO U. O

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I thought you are intelligent i dont know you are like the malu, yes you are zombie, Chemist will be supplying you amunition to kill your Hausa brothers, you idiot from Niger Republic and you are acting as zombie. i stop writing you until you are cut, i am very close to you. we are not in the same class ok mumu.

Posted: Fri Sep 12, 2014 11:58 pm

So, while Padme was ratching up the terror, Kimbra and E were busy discussing the upcoming love fest.

Hi Love,
I am getting more excited with every day. I had to work out a lot of things but I'm getting them all done. I will plan to book my flight schedule this weekend and I'll let you know. Is there anything special I need to know honey? Just let me know. I think it will be more crowded to get a flight that gets there on the weekend so I may come toward mid to late week.
I love you so much and I spend every day counting down to being with you. You are the best and I'm thankful to God that I can find my soulmate.
Your very soon to be wife Kimbra

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Baby,
I am getting more excited too on a daily bases knowing you will be here with me soon, have you got your Ghana visa already? let me know pls honey, i dont know the type of present you got for my families, i prefer you buy them packet shirts or polo, ok.
Just let me have your schedule to avoid being stranded at the airport ok honey, my joy is getting high and high on a daily bases on the hope of seeing you in person, May God bring you safely. I love you honey, i am waiting seriously to grab you on my arms. welcome in advance sweety and see you soon. yours darling H to be.

Dearest man of my heart,
I have been running around all day today! I have barely caught my breath! I asked a travel agent who helped with Rita's trip to help me with my flight and details so I should have all the details to send you Monday. Honey, the visa is to be done this week, no problem I will get it before I leave of course! No worries. I got your note about your family and will bring things that are nice and make sense. I can do more once I am there and can access what would be good. i really like to give personal things rather so that they know the come from my heart. I am overwhelmed to know I will have a family again. When I think about it I tear up and thank God that I was led to be with you. Hold on for me baby- I will be there in only a short time now and we shall be one in heart, soul, mind and body. I am doing all kinds of things to be best for you. You will be honored to have me as your dear wife. I send you all my kisses from my lips to yours. The rest will be in person. Lol
Your dear wife to be, Kimbra

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Honey thanks for your sweet mail again, i will call you tomorow sunday after your sunday service, to have heart to heart discussion, and again be informed that nobody should know about your coming to ghana plssss so that we can quitely do our wedding without any worries ok dear. i just received call from the b0k0 hxxxx people but no panic. i dont know who gave them my number.
(Note- this was a "butt dial" Padme did with the B0k0 soundboard)
Yes your flight schedule is important to me in other to monitor your arrival and get you saved. talk to you tomrrow honey, i have to sleep now. I love you so much baby, remain calm till we come in contact ok baby. yours H to be.

HI honey,
thank you so much for your patience in calling me today. I am really scattered trying to get everything all done and perfect for both of us I hope you know I am doing these things for an affirmation of our love- nice things for the wedding, presents for you, and just to show you I love you. Hold tight baby- the next couple of days will go very quick and I cannot wait to be in your arms and kiss those lips off as I told you I would do. I love you dearest man. You make me so happy. Be safe, prepare the way and I will be with you very soon love.
Your wife to be Kimbra

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Hi Sweety,
Thanks so much for your mail, i really admire all what you are doing for our love sake, thank you so much in advance and may God keep us and bless us, Honey i am still waiting for the flight schedule as you promise today, i hope you are stil sending it honey. my dearest woman i am waiting to see you in my arm as quickly as possible plsssss, honey i need designer perform which has good flavour. i know you have no more time but the flight schedule is very important i receive it before the end of the day unless i assume you are not coming again, i love you baby and be in the atmosphere of love ok. yours darling husband to be E

Oh I'll send the flight schedule for sure Laughing

Hi dearest love,
I have been waiting on your call baby. Here are the details of my flights. I think this was the best choice and it makes me happy and feeling safe about the choices, flying direct from the US to Ghana:
Delta from Dallas 10:05 am Sept 10th
land JFK 2:44pm
take off 10:53 pm JFK flight
land Accra 130 pm 11th
I'm going to ask the doctor about what to take to sleep on the plane so I can be ready for you once I land in Ghana. Honey, based on this, when will we be getting married? Do I have to wait to be your wife before I'm allowed to attack you at the hotel? Lol. I am so ready for you honey and kissing those lips off!!!.
Honey, please please quit talking about if I'm real or not. It hurts me so much that you could want to question me at this point. I'm getting on a plane in 2 days. Should I worry if I'm going to land in a foreign airport in a place I know nothing about and you won't be there to get me?? Please assure me you know this is all happening. I'm gathering things, making sure I'm all ready for the morning flight Wednesday and I'm ready for you. I'm READY TO BE MRS.CHxxxxxx!!!!!
Love you!

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Hello Sweety,
How are you doing today, is good talking to you, honey i thank you so much for all you are doing.
The answer to your question is no, we have to start what we need to start before the marriage. but attacking me in the hotel will make me afraid i think other name will be better. The hotel will come and pike you and bring you to the hotel, i will be waiting for you at the hotel. what do you want? or should i come to the airport, ok dont worry i will be there for you ok honey. honey pls do you share this name Cxxxxx with anybody like because this b0k0 hxxxx people saw samilar name in the facebook and send it to me. pls dont share that name with anybody the name is for you and you alone ok sweety. i will call you tonight ok before you start your journey the following day ok honey. i will pray for God to protect you and safe you from the journey ok. your husband E.

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Honey pls do all possible to advice the name of the flight you are coming with, look on the ticket the name is there,
Check if it is American Airline, or British Airways, or KLM let me know honey to avoid missing you at the airport.
yours Darling Husband E

Baby,
I want you to know I'm so excited I'm shaking and have butterflies in my stomach. I will look on my computer in the morning so please let me know if you have any misgivings about marrying me. I have none toward you. I really want to make this happen. I want to make sure you are going to be there for me, as I will be tired and ready to run to you at the airport. Baby, I have never been on a flight this long and the doctor gave me some anti anxiety medicine which will keep me calm. Noting major, just a small dose but I will only take it if I need it.
I love you i love you. A thousand times I love you. See you in a very short time.
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I love my E!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kimbra has a conversation with E in the morning before her flight takes off. Other calls when she reached JFK and was waiting, well RL interfered with answering those calls. Calls and texts to a phone number given in Ohio were unanswered. Oh well, guess they will talk when she arrives in Accra, ready to kiss his lips off!

Oh wait, remember all those conversations between E and Lawai? Well that plays into what is upcoming for Kimbra at the airport. Kimbra has only seen what appear to be older photos of E and if someone showed up at the airport, calling her name and offering to help with her luggage, big hug and kiss waiting, seems like E, could it be her E?
8 phone calls, various phone numbers, with no answer from Kimbra. Hmmmm

And in the afternoon, comes the call. A crying Kimbra with B0k0 in the background. She yells at him about having the wedding in Ghana when she said it wasn't safe! She doesn't even know where she is!

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Honey Are you alive, pls answer me, if anything happen to you baby i will not forgive myself, pls let me know what happen to you, desperate man. I just want to know your where about plsssss, God keep my baby safe plsss.

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Baby pls tell me what is happening to you, don't let me to have blood presure because of all this pls honey just write and tell me you are health and sound,

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Honey i heard a voice like your voice crying, with some voices like hausa, what are you doing with them, how do they know you are coming to Ghana, and i was at the airport exactly before 1.30pm the plane landed, i looked for you all the places, i asked the immigration to help look for you, nobody found, i also went to Delter airline to check the passengers manifest, i was not allowed, so how could someone crying like you on the phone, i have many witness who saw how i was looking for you at the airport even the hotel authorities can also bear me witness. so plsss if you allowed yourself to be kidnapped you are joking. just tell me the truth, if you are under this b0k0 hxxxx people tell me where you are and i will try to see what i can do. Also you can call Lovely Assistant.

Nothing quite as satisfying as knowing he totally bought into the kidnapping. Terrorism and romance make a great combination for serving up some major lad pain!

Posted: Sat Sep 13, 2014 1:42 am

Epic audio to be posted soon -have to find 30 seconds of audio to dig out of in 4 hours of mp3 -was doing other lad trauma calls also.

Kimbra calls Lad crying.
Sounds of b0k0 terrorists in background

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Later, the Lad writes b0k0 1awa1 with an appeal for help:

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Lad Wrote:

My wife suppose to arrive in Ghana yesterday, but i could not found her at the airport, today i heard a voice crying like her voice on my line, and some other people are speaking hausa like your group, pls try help me locate her i am ready to pay any amount, pls be my friend.

Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2014 9:16 pm

Kimbra has returned home, battered and afraid. Calls have been coming in the past 2 days from E and his buddies but none have been answered.

I am home. I am so very scared and have no idea what to do. E I'm not your wife. Why did this happen to me?

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Dont worry i understand all your trick God will surely pay you back, if you think i am the type you want to play with ,
i know you are not who you say you are and i have confirmed your are Lovely Assistant or kimbra as you claimed. go ahead with what you are doing one day you will leave no more.

Time to play 2 faced Kimbra- one minute mad as hell, the next scared and lovelorn.

Trick? TRICK?
You are the one who tricked me. I told you I didn't want to come to Ghana to get married. i told you Lovely Assistant said it would be dangerous. You must be responsible for this horrible Lxxxx person posing as you to kidnap me. Why did you do it? Why didn't you just say you didn't want to marry me? Do you know how messed up I am right now? Do you have any idea what I've been through and you say I played a trick on you? How dare you!

No response, let's try the second approach

E, I have been crying ever since I sent you that email. You have no idea how hurt I am. I have never ever been though something so horrible in all my life. To think, in a strange airport, that the man of my dreams has come to get me, and then I end up in some horrible place, with all these girls who have been kidnapped, and I realize I have too... I thought I was going to die. I wanted to at one point. And for you to think none of this happened, none of this is real, I don't know what to say.
E, I am supposed to be your wife by now. We were going to be together. i was going to have a family again. I was not going to be alone. You were supposed to be with me here. Now I'm locked in my house and scared for my life. Shades drawn. Not talking to anyone at all. E. Now i have nothing. I've lost it all. I'm broken. And you don't care. That hurts so much.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 29 Aug 2014 Posts: 54

Padme wrote:

Epic audio to be posted soon -have to find 30 seconds of audio to dig out of in 4 hours of mp3 -was doing other lad trauma calls also.

Was This audio ever posted anywhere? Sorry if I missed it, but I've been watching this thread and the "audio" subforum.

Posted: Mon Sep 22, 2014 3:44 am

My fault on that one. It is less than 60 seconds of audio that is buried in with over 4 hours of other lad trauma calls that I have yet to edit. Silly me did not think to record this one separately and instead let the recorder run while doing a series of calls -this one landed in the middle. I'll post it on this thread and also to soundcloud -probably on this channel: https://soundcloud.com/shekau

Not quite a Newb Joined: 29 Aug 2014 Posts: 54

Hahaha... I just listened to the audios in your soundcloud. Absolutely F'n hilarious. The lads love the boko soundboard

Posted: Wed Sep 24, 2014 12:09 am

Finally a response

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Lovely Assistant or kimbra or whatever is your name, stop writing me i am no more interested in any of you again, tk u.

E, you must be a major fraud and since my government is investigating my kidnapping, I guess you will now be a part of that. I had told them not to suspect you, you are innocent and suffered as well from not being able to marry me. Now I see how you really feel, even though you have talked to both Lovely Assistant and I and you KNOW we aren't the same person. I have no interest in terrorism and have had constant nightmares on my return home after being with those horrible people. Lxxx acted like I was just a piece of meat in the corner, even though he pretended to be you at the airport. How silly that I believed him! Lovely suit and sunglasses, came up and hugged me yelling "Kimbra my love!". I went from joy to fear in no time at all.
E, I was supposed to be married to you and need all the love and care in the world to bring me back from these horrible feelings I now have. Are you really going to abandon me in my time of need? Here I thought you would be so unhappy and seek revenge on those horrible people. I planned to turn my back on Blanca and now i see you have turned your back on me. I have no one. No one at all. I am alone. And broken hearted.

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Kimbra or Lovely Assistant, who are you stil deceiving,i have understand the game you are playing so what are you telling me, that the flight you said you are coming with was not the flight, and how did lawai happen to know that you are coming that day if not a planned deal, you can kill me i am more intelligent that you, lxxxx has told me everything, you are a snake green snake indeed, so go and try Mad Chemist not me again, that is your purpose why you did not send all i asked of you, because you are not real, you are fake,if you continue to live your life like this you will soon die

Puffing out the chest again. Time to continue slapping

My name is Kimbra M
You told me you wanted me to marry you and be your wife. I got on a plane and made it all the way to Accra, where I got kidnapped. I gave you the details yet you call me a liar. And a green snake. I had hoped, while I was terrified and with that horrible Lxxxx man, that you would save me, that you would have sympathy on me and offer to come to the US and comfort me. You have done the opposite.
I am not Lovely Assistant. She used to be my best friend. I gave her up for you. I cannot deal with someone who told a terrorist where I was and had a hand in getting me kidnapped. Or maybe she did it because you asked her to. I don't know any more.
So here is a picture to remind you of calling me a green snake. You'll never get what you see here because you choose to hate instead of love me

If you Google "sexy woman in green bikini with a snake" you will see what I sent him. Very Happy

Posted: Tue Sep 30, 2014 12:55 am

Ha, got some attention

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You keep on bringing different picture of innocent people, why are you doing all this, you are paid to get me not but you are a failure. you have not stil answer my question, how did lxxx know you are coming to ghana that day that he has to come to receive you, your name is not in the flight manifest so tell me did you fly as an invisible person. i have add your name as one of the wanted criminal so be very careful.

Hmmm can someone get a flight manifest? Google says no

You are very hilarious my dear man. You see YOU are the liar. A big one. If you had wanted to marry me, you would have showed care and concern for me when I came home. I have gotten none. You also said you got a passenger list. That is against the law and there is no way you could get it. So you are lying once again. Most wanted? For what? For wanting you? For wanting to marry you because i thought you loved me and wanted to build a life and business together?
The reason Lxxxx knew I was there is I let it slip to Lovely Assistant that I was coming to you. Just to see you. I didn't say I was going to marry you, as I knew you asked me not to have her be my maid of honor. I didn't tell you because I didn't want you upset with me. I had no idea she would tell anyone or that someone would come to take me away. I had no idea there could be that much malice in anyone's heart toward me. Between you, her and the terrorists, I am broken down. Discarded by all. No love. No care
I keep reaching out because I hoped you had at least some care and compassion for me. I see you have none. You are cold. You make me shiver

Poor Kimbra. Gonna keep pulling those heartstrings- if he has any

I'm so sad. E, don't you love me any more. If not, why not? I thought we had something rare and wonderful. So rare and wonderful I traveled to you so I could be your wife. And now you act like you never really loved me. Tell me the truth. That's what I've done for you. And I still love you

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Pls dont disturb me i am now with my German woman, about to wed. i have nothing to do with killers.

I am not a killer. How could you ever call me that? I was kidnapped by a thug and not allowed to marry you. This is how you are? You just discard me like I'm trash? Then you never really loved me. I went through all that, coming to you to be your wife, and all you wanted was my money. When you didn't get it, you didn't care. I guess you didn't hear my call, my plea for help. You didn't rescue me. You didn't care. You are a heartless man. I guess I need to go back to Lovely Assistant and have Lxxxx finish his job with you. Serves your right, you piece of shit liar.

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A big lier no one kidnapped you, Lovely Assistant, you will die soon trust me. i cant see myself marrying a terrorist. millionier child now you are saying you have no money again, listen you can only decesive Mad Chemist and lxxxx not me and this mail is the last mail i will ever reply to you till you die a natural dead.

Haha last mail? We will see about that

You KNOW I'm not Lovely Assistant. You've talked to both of us on the phone and we don't even sound alike. Why are you saying this then? I don't kill anyone. I'm not in love with Mad Chemist the terrorist. You are the one that caused the nonsense that led to my kidnapping. You told me to come to Ghana and that's where it happened. If you remember, I didn't want to go there, I asked to go somewhere else. You are the definition of a swindler- you had me come there under false pretenses and then you drop me.
I have plenty of money, you asshole. I have lots and lots of it. Millions that I will now find another place to invest. I've found another place to buy gold and they will get my investment and not you. I've decided to invest $5 million once I figure out if they are correct in what they say. I am now more cautious because of you. I don't have someone trying to romance me and tell me things to get me kidnapped in their country.
You are the liar. I am just an innocent woman who chose to believe you. I will pray for the woman in Germany you are now trying to deceive. Does she have money too? I wish I had her phone number, I would call her and exchange notes

So much for not writing me any more

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If you want me to believe you again send to me a copy of ghana visa and the copy of your ticket if you are real.

It just so happens I have a lovely fake ticket that Padme made me, just in case. Folded and ready to go

Emmanuel,
My visa was torn up by Lxxxx. He told me never to come back or worse would happen to me. This is the only thing I managed to save. It was tucked in a book. I'm only sending it to you so you will quit calling me Lovely Assistant. You obviously never loved me. I'm shattered and unable to continue with my charity work so I'm home today. Not that you care.

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Your ticket is not clear, what is stil disturbing me is how did Lxxxx know you are coming to Ghana, i remember i told you nobody should know about your coming, not knowing you relate to them all the information. honestly i am confused i dont know who to believe again, pls lets end everything like that because i am not prepared to die now with kind of tristar. i loved you so much you know it and i can not because of love and put my head.

Ah progress is being made Twisted Evil

It's perfectly clear it's my ticket so i don't understand you. I also don't understand how someone can say they love me, I get kidnapped and then you decide I'm not to be with you. You have left me at the time when I am beaten and shaken and needing you most. Which shows you never really loved me. Or else you would have fought to get me back from Lxxxx.
I TOLD YOU- I accidentally told Lovely Assistant I was coming to you. They must have tracked my details or else they were watching you and saw you were making plans to get me from the airport. I have not spoken with Lovely Assistant and can't at this time- I cannot stand the thought that she was involved in my kidnapping.
E, I am a broken woman. I don't know who to trust. You say that but you are in your home and no one kidnapped you. No one hurt you. No one put you with a bunch of kidnapped girls, people yelling, fighting and killing going on. That doesn't happen here. You had me go there. You exposed me to all that. This is why I wanted to marry you somewhere else. Anywhere else. I thought you loved me. i thought you cared. I thought we were going to have a family, a baby or more. I thought I would be part of your family. I thought...

What do you do when you're lovelorn (trying to keep the lad from twigging)? Queue the cheesy music and amp up the tears

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjxEB-oM2WQ

I'm devastated by the loss of you in my life and the way you are treating me. I really thought you loved me

And repeat....

Please E. My heart still loves you even if my head says stay away, danger of being ruined forever. Please

Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2014 12:17 am

Ah, he keeps coming back for more

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I am afraid of you, all what you are saying is false and without foundation, you know i loved you before and can never allow any ant to hurt you. Lxxx is not a spirit if you did not have any arrangement with him, and he lxxx has explain everything to me, so forget all those your love song it can never work, you are a dangerous woman. you have lost me with all this your plans to kill me, Lovey Assistant i am too big for that your cheap plan, You would be a nice woman if you come out from this your groups of killers.

Guess he's not remembering Kimbra is a little unstable post kidnapping

I AMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM NOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTT
BLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Why do you keep saying that when it's not true????
I don't sound anything like her
I don't live with a terrorist
I've never killed anyone
all I ever wanted to do was love you!!!!!
You did this to me by insisting I come to Ghana
I told you no and you insisted I had to do it YOUR way. If we had gone to the Cotonou beach, this would not have happened. It's like you believe everyone but me.
WHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY????????

You have lost your mind. I should be the one who did with everything that happened to me. I think you fell down and smacked your head. And now you think I'm Lovely Assistant. How can I be her? We don't sound anything like each other. I'm in the US and she's wherever her killing spree takes her. I'm not that and I have cut myself off from her.
You still haven't shown that you love me still. You still haven't acted like you care that I got hurt and kidnapped. You just act like hurling insults at me is what you need to do. I don't understand it

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OK sweety sorry for all happen to you but give me time to refresh my memory.

At least I got a "sorry" this time

Refresh your memory?
Hi, I'm Kimbra Mxxxxx
I was supposed to buy gold from you
Instead I fell in love and wanted to marry you and then buy gold from you
I wanted to get married in Cotonou but you said no, Ghana
I came to Ghana to marry you but got kidnapped by Lxxxx
I ended up somewhere with the kidnapped girls and awful people
You rejected me once I got back home
You did not help me but accused me of being Blanca
I now hide at home and don't answer the phone
I am shattered and afraid and know that now you don't love me
And you didn't do anything to help me, you didn't care
Does that help?

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