Femmy's Forked for the 4th time - Lagos to Abuja

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Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2014 5:48 pm

Ginger- Your phone call was hilarious!

"Are you f-ing kidding me?"

"You better speak to me or I am leaving the country and spending my money"

(then)

"It's Sierra"

Like who else would it be! Laughing

the best

"Hello, hello, hello, hello..."

"military navy nijas, hello, hello, hello, hello"

"Where are you right now? Spell it for me, hello, hello, hello"

Evil Lol

Lost it!

You're the best Ginger, your phone calls always crack me up. Now when I read bware's emails to femi, I hear your voice. Laughing

Great bait, I think him speaking and hearing from Ginger, dwatina and Yastreb (all a million bow_down

) convinced him to safari as I don't believe he wouldn't have done so without the phone calls. Great teamwork guys! Let's hope for a 3rd! Laughing

Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2014 5:51 pm

Gingers got a sexy voice Mr. Green

Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2014 6:03 pm

^^^

"She's" actually a 23 stone bald guy - it's amazing what you can do with voice morph software Laughing

Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2014 6:05 pm

@SomeBuddyAtHome; I'm keeping my fingers crossed that we can get a third one going with him. Though I'm unsure if bware419ers will need my State Department character.

@B8er: Great. You just ruined the fantasy about Ginger Lee Sad

Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2014 6:06 pm

dwatina wrote:

@B8er: Great. You just ruined the fantasy about Ginger Lee Sad

Ahh crap, mind bleach time Confused

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Mar 2012 Posts: 5373

HEY! I still have hair.
The ladies like a little bald patch on top. They say it's my soft spot and rub it for good luck.

Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2014 7:07 pm

^^^^ Don't forget the JAZZ HANDS! Laughing

Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2014 10:15 pm

I think it counts as a safari too. A stamped passport is pretty good proof. Faking that would take a lot more effort than most lads would ever bother with.

Great calls too. Very Happy

Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2014 11:16 pm

SomeBuddyAtHome wrote:

dwatina wrote:

Just so you know--Yas is Aussie Smile

Ahhh, even better! Sorry Yas. Embarassed

Also, I was using my Southerner accent throughout that call.

Posted: Fri Jun 06, 2014 11:27 pm

^^That was an awesome call!

Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2014 2:30 am

The Monsignor wrote:

In my own view, the passport stamps are sufficient proof. I'd consider it extremely unlikely that he managed to find stamps for the right date and border to suit his story. In addition, he includes a pic of a man holding the passport with the same page of stamps showing.

Fantastic work. Getting a scan of their passports is very hard, even just a page of stamps and no personal data.

Femmy likes to share and the pictures have been the same person consistently.

Astronomer wrote:

That surely should count as a safari, and I will qualify it by offering the same wager I made with Dr. Mike a month or so back. (Yes I know I will loose money). If you can get a 3rd confirmed safari out of this asshat, I will donate $50 to Eater. Not a big deal, just my way of contributing because I am a miserable baiter.

Also, this bait has had some truly classic entertainment in it.

The phone calls have been phenomenal. With the vote by so many experts, I will say safari with the help of Yastreb, Dwatina and Ginger Lee confirmed. Without the help of all three, none of this would be possible.

So, where are we?

I don't know what to do. The Mad Dogs are going to Parakou and the Ninjas are going to Abuja. They both want me to go with them. What should I do?

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Don't go with them, tell them to lodge at hotel that has security and
give me the name of the hotel, address and hotel phone number. i'll
come there write away when i get to porto novo.

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When are they going to Abuja?

They will leave tomorrow. Tell me what to do.

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Its mad dogs or Ninjas are invited you to Nigeria, let them fly you to
lagos Nigeria and get nice hotel for you in Nigeria. Because i want to
report you to united states department and united states marine that
you're flying from one state to another and from one country to
another without bother to see me in lagos as airline scheduled,
because i could see that you used my paper to come to Nigeria to see
another boyfriend of yours. Because i've enough prove to show that i
come to portharcourt and porto novo looking for you, i'll ask my
lawyer to sue if you refuse to let me see you.

What boyfriend? You are the one that still has a new dating profile. You emailed it to me!

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Come back to lagos tomorrow? Or i ask my lawyer to write United States
Department and United states marine with enough prove i had looking
for you since you used my paper. Come back to Lagos.

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I dont flirt around, come back to lagos. I'd informed my lawyer but
still putting written on hold.

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I just finish talking with my lawyer, he said i should get your
response first before he forward the allegation level against you to
United states department and United States Marine. So what is your
decision now?

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I am going to take legal action against those who harbored you, flying
you from lagos to porto novo without contacting on my phone number
given to you when you landed at Lagos local airport when i was in
there waiting for your arrival from portharcourt, if i lied the whole
world will know the truth while investigation is on. Please tell me
your decision are you coming back to lagos.

What are you talking about? Where are you going to be in Porto Novo tomorrow?

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Porto novo and Nigeria border.

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Lawyers here are saying you entered porto novo illegally because you
didn't have permission, you only permit to entered Nigeria not porto
novo, are you coming to borther.

Yes. And I did have per.mission. I told you that. Are lawyers free in Nigeria?

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Please take right decision at right time before is too late because
you take illegal entering porto novo without permission, mad dogs an
ninjas knew what they did is illegal, porto novo authorities may sue
them for illegal entering if they caught, please i'm Waiting for
response

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Human right lawyer is free, they fight for less privileges. They're
the one advising me that what you did is wrong, is against law since
you have my phone number and my home address with you even if you're
stranded anywhere in Nigeria. Even porto novo government can sue you,
mad dogs and ninjas for harboring and illegal entering. Are you coming
to border tomorrow morning?

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Oh.. Thank God the lawyer just arrive my house now, he said that i
have every right to sue you and those who take you to porto novo
without my consent since i'm the one invited with my papers. please is
what is your final conclusion or decision. Are you coming to border
tomorrow morning.

Can it be afternoon?

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When and where tomorrow? Because my lawyer may call and alert Benin
and porto novo security Agent to get you arrested for illegal entering
and harboring inproper documentation and also alert security agent at
Abuja airport to arrest you, if you didn't make your decision of
coming to Lagos known now.

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Lawyer is still here with me, he said is ready to place securities on
alert at parakou, Benin, porto novo and Abuja airport arrest you and
those who harboring you 'big offence' because you didn't respect,
obey, honoring and loyal to conditions that brought you to Nigeria,
and you didn't faithful to the person who invited to Nigeria.

Why would you do that sweetie? I thought you said the border, but now I'm scared. I have a visa for Nigeria and Benin. The military arranged it. I told you that.

I don't understand. I have done everything in my power to be with you. You do not love me. I'll look for a flight home.

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Lawyer read your mail, he is here with me dont be scared i've beg him
okay. He said i should tell you that must get to border tomorrow
latest before 11:45am and makesure you out of porto novo to lagos
12noon, its okay by you before he leave.

That is too early for me. I am steal dealing with the time change.

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He said your flight schedule here in Lagos, please do not complicate
issues because he has calm down and read to help you in anyway to make
you comfortable is a nice lawyer okay. I'll meet you at Nigeria border
office with white envelop, white t-shit, blue jean and white trance
like one i wear yesterday, please be there by 11:45am okay because
i'll be waiting at border, sorry my darling promise me.

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Lawyer said you have to come out early before sun set so that you
won't get burn. And you need to arrive my home early.

What is a trance? I don't know. I'm really scared now.

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Trance means white shoe i wear. I said dont be scared okay, Who is
taking you down to border and what time? I'll there by 11am waiting
for you.

I will have to go by myself. The military is leaving for Parakou and Abuja.

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Who is taking you down to border because is 40 minutes driving from
Jardin Place Jean Mayol and what time?

You want me to go to the border by myself?

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Can you lodge in an hotel tonight and give me the name of the hotel,
your room number and hotel phone number so that i'll come straight to
an hotel and pick you once i know the hotel name, room number and
phone, because once i enter porto novo my number won't work again so
that i won't miss you.

I thought you were buying a sim card. How will I know you? Where did you get the money?

Quote:

Go right now and lodge in an hotel and give me your hotel details e.g
hotel address, room number and hotel phone. Because by 11am i'll enter
porto novo.

It's getting late, though.

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I've borrowed $50, i'll wear white t-shirt, blue Jeans and white
trainers, I'll hold white envelop. You will see me when i get to your
hotel asking of you from receptionist.

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Can you lodge tomorrow morning before 10am and give me your hotel
details before i enter porto novo because once i enter i won't be able
to communicate with you.

Yes! Oh sweetie, I am so excited!

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Get in to an hotel very early tomorrow morning and give me your hotel
details before i get to border. Because once i entered porto novo my
phone isn't working again i'll just coming straight to your hotel, so
you have to give me before i get to border.

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Can you do that for me and give me your hotel details before i get to
border? Promise me.

Yes. Can you make a new sign for me? I can wait at the hotel, but might not be checked in there.

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Why you can't check in?

Are we staying at the hotel? Will you have any phone or internet connection?

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Yes! We are staying till next tomorrow and we will be coming to
Nigeria next tomorrow that is Sunday morning. I want you to be
comfortable before we start coming. Why asking?

I want to make sure we have a way to contact each other.

You mean we are finally going to have sex? Can't you come later and meet me so I can sleep in? If we are staying, what does the time matter?

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Do you said i shouldn't come early morning, or what do you mean?.

We should meet a bit later. I need my sleep so we can stay up late and see if you can go five times!

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Which time do you want me to arrive at porto novo and your hotel room? Tell me.

Three. How will we communicate?

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Can't we sleep together in the room when get there and later see if we
can go five times. You can sleep as many time you want and have enough
rest i won't disturb your sleep Because is earlier the better i get
there.

Ok. Make it one. My dad is sending some more money to me so we will have to go to Western Union to get it.

Quote:

When are you check in? Dont you have access to internet in the hotel
when you check in.

I don't know. I have been staying at this military place. Will you have internet and phone access here?

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Your dad is sending western union to you okay. Are you saying i should
coming by 1pm, i dont understand.

Yes. If you are here early, wait for me, ok?

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Oh..., OMG can't you check in tomorrow morning by 10am, what are you
saying i dont understand.

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Where will i be waiting for you?

The time change is still bothering me. That's like 5 am my time. Let me look for a hotel or do you know one? How will we communicate with each other while you travel?

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I'll be communicating with you while coming i'll have access to
internet till i get to border once i get to border no internet access.
Check in tomorrow morning by 10am and you will sleeping inside hotel
room once you check in. And give me the hotel details while on my way
coming.

Will you have a phone that works this time?

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you are giving me a lot of headache, i said check in by 10am and give me your hotel details so that i meet you there and you are talking about 1pm, can't listing to my instructions so that i won't miss when i enter porto novo, get hotel pay by 10am and moving in and sleep there and i'll meet you there.

HOW WILL WE COMMUNICATE ONCE YOU GET TO BENIN?

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Get hotel paid before 10am sleep inside and send the hotel details before i enter porto novo tomorrow morning.

How will we talk when you get to Porto Novo? Will you have a phone?

Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2014 3:11 am

Wow. He truly is colossally stupid, isn't he?

Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2014 4:00 am

^^JF: Femmy is like a second Shorty Smile

I'd love to see these two meet up. They are both in Lagos.

Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2014 10:53 am

What an idiot- I didn't understand a word about the lawyer and threatening to sue you for illegal entry. This is top level baiting!

Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2014 11:03 am

Capone wrote:

sue you for illegal entry.

Is that what rape is referred to these days?

Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2014 1:46 pm

Sierra has not raped him...well, mentally, she has.

Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2014 5:51 pm

dwatina wrote:

^^JF: Femmy is like a second Shorty Smile

I'd love to see these two meet up. They are both in Lagos.

You mean there is another lad just as dumb as Femmy? I haven't read any of the Shorty baits, yet. Looks like I am going to have to start reading. I need a new book to read, so a 100pg thread should fit the bill. Are there phone calls? It would be great to set a bait with two lads from different baits to meet each other, each expecting the other to have money for them. Laughing

We could never do that as that would just give them another person to hook up with for scamming, but it would be funny. Laughing

Will him coming to the border constitute as a safari? I thought it was border crossing or x- amount of miles.

What lead him to come back the next day? I was expecting another phone call from that lead to his decision to go back again. He was calling Sierra a "stupid girl" and then the next email asking if he could come again. I am sure it's the greed motivating him or did he scam another victim out of money to do the safari?

He hasn't talked to a lawyer, that's b.s. as Sierra has been under the protection of the US military and has permission from the embassy to be where she is! Stupid lad.

Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2014 5:57 pm

^^^If you want the full Shorty experience then forget "a 100pg thread", think 5 years of constant baiting over multiple threads.

Shorty has also already met (and safaried with) another Eater favourite, the Turd as well as having various lads turn up at his house.

Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2014 5:59 pm

@SomeBuddyAtHome; They are definitely doing a number on Femmy. I don't think Rex is needed anymore. It looks like bware419ers, Ginger Lee, and Yastreb have it under control.

Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2014 6:15 pm

^^^ He will be missed in this bait, but I know he'll show up in another if I have any say about it. Wink

Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2014 6:32 pm

^^Thanks. I appreciate it.

Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2014 8:31 pm

Oh yes! Ask Stanley. I will post today's fiasco in about 6 or 7 hours.

Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2014 8:40 pm

Fiasco?

Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2014 10:07 pm

Can't wait....

Posted: Sun Jun 08, 2014 5:56 am

Wait no more. Since, Ginger Lee introduced me to Femmy, it's apropos she played a big part in today's action.

Sent at 5:17 AM West Africa time (right before I went to bed):

I spoke with my dad and he sent the Western Union to me so I need to pick that up in the morning. He also set up my cellphone so all voice mail messages will be emailed to me. Again, the number is K7 number. If we cannot email, call me and leave a message. As long as I am here, I will have internet. When I leave, I don't know. Hopefully, the hotel will have it.

8:29 am West Africa time:

Quote:

I am in border now i call the number you give isn't going, i need to
get your hotel information before i come in because once i enter no
communication and internet access to communicate with you, why you
make thing difficult, i said check in, put your luggage inside your
hotel room, give me hotel name, hotel address ,hotel phone number,
your room number so that i'll just come in straight down to hotel. I
am border now waiting to receive your hotel information.

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OMG., I'm waiting in border, send me your hotel information, why are
you doing this to me. Check in and send hotel information to me before
you go for western union.

And I did receive a K7 message.

2062XXXX_206_14021270145597615.WAV

Quote:

Oh... No, i'm in border for the pass three hours waiting for your
hotel details. Please send now.

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Where are you, send me your hotel details i'm in border waiting for you.

I slept in until 1:23 PM West Africa time. I warned Femmy.

I am so sorry, sweetie! I overslept because I could not rest last night waiting for you. I have been told to go to the Hotel.

I happened to find this hotel last night in Porto Novo. There are actually two hotels named this in the city and they are designated 1 and 2. To add to the confusion there is also a 1 in Cotonou. To preserve bandwidth, it will be referred to as Ayel going forward. FYI, the number for one of the locations, as Ginger Lee pointed out to me and I missed, ends in 419.

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Ok, People at border are telling me that you must tell me where
AXXX hotel is, give full address, receptionist phone number and
your room number before i entere porto novo, please get all those
requirement and mail to now i'll waiting.

I just woke up. Sorry, but I don't have that information yet. I'm going to have one of the soldiers that is still here find it and take me there. [/b

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Okay, please when you get there send the information to me immediately
while waiting here for hotel information. The information is very very
important for to locate the hotel without any problem please do that.

[b]Everything is in French

Is this an address?

It was the address of one of the hotels.

I wasn't sure if Femmy traveled alone, so I took a shot.

I just got a strange message from the ninjas. Who is with you on your trip?

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Nobody coming with me.

Do you have a SIM card to use here? I'm getting scared.

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Oh thank you darling i got the address, get me your room number. Dont
forget the we will make love, love you.

I haven't left yet. Meet me in the lobby. I don't know if I will have internet there.

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The is reason for hotel details is because if i speak English they
dont hear, so i'll show them the hotel address and motor bike will
take me there.

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I'm waiting for your hotel room number because they will asking me
when i get to hotel. Love you my darling.

Ok. When are you leaving for the hotel? Will you have phone service? We need some way to communicate?

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Darling, be scared, i'll buy sim here ok, i'm the only one coming..

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To give you more assurance tell the hotel attendance that you're
expecting only one visitor give them my name AXXX Femmy because
i'll show them my passport ok.

The Navy Ninjas says without a way to communicate with you, I shouldn't meet you. He wants me to be safe and go with him to Parakou and meet up with the other Ninjas.

I don't want to leave for the hotel or Parakou until I have your number so we can communicate.

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I am the only one coming i'll buy sim card here ok. Give your hotel
instruction that i must present my passport to you before i come in to
you.

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They said i must buy and registered it am looking for some where to
buy it. Go to hotel and be waiting for me there.

Where are you now?

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I am in border, i'm looking for sim card. Go to hotel and be waiting
for me there okay. Tell the hotel authority that you're expecting a
visitor name A Femmy. Because i am presenting my passport to
them to enable me to see you okay.

You would have thought, after waiting 5 hours at the border, he would have bought it by now.

Ok. Give me your number once you have it case we can't email. Try my cell, too if you have to.

How long until you are there?

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Give your cell phone again before i enter.

206-k7number. It will go to voicemail because I didn't bring it with me. I can access the messages.

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After i buy sim card registered i'll be coming to hotel, you go and
check in i'll meet there, you give hotel authorities instructions that
you're expecting only A femmy.

Broken record...hello...hello...hello.

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Okay once i get the sim ready i text a message. Go and check in now
okay, love you.

Ok. I am going to get the western union from my dad and then go to the hotel. I may not have internet.

I can't check the text messages. Only the voice ones. Can you send a text to my email?

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Okay, after western union you go to hotel, i'll meet you there, i'll
also give voice mail on your phone. I won't response to your mail till
i meet you in hotel no access to internet now because i'm entering
porto novo now, love you meet in hotel.

You also have the Naval Ninja's number (fellow baiter's throw away phone). He's still in Porto Novo and can get a message to me. That's his Skype number.

Sent 45 minutes later...

Should I leave for Western Union now?

30 minutes later, at 3:55 PM West Africa Time:

Quote:

Yes.

Then, at 4:29 PM West Africa Time, The Naval Ninja receives:

Record_0005[1].wav

Record_0006[1].wav

Then to the K7 number:

20620XXX_2068889999_XXX.WAV

Then, Ginger Lee called him.

rec_+2299XXXX_07_Jun_2014_13_23_23.mp3

6:50 PM West Africa Time:

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I am in AXXX 2 hotel, tokopota call hotel number 9472XXXX. Where
are you? please come over.

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Darling, please come over here, i'm in AXXX hotel number two,
tokpota, i siting down at reception i have no money to check in,
please i'm waiting for you, take motor bike and hurry up here please.
Here is hotel phone number 9472XXX.

To the K7 number at 7:20 PM West Africa Time
206XXXX1_206_1402165XXX.WAV

Ginger Lee calls the hotel:
rec_+229947XXX_Jun_2014_14_38_58.mp3

Quote:

Darling you have called the AXXX hotel number two and you spoke
with receptionist, i'm beside her when you called i'm sitting down
outside the hotel, please come i dont have any place to sleep, please
come.

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Sierra, please come dont wicked me. I dont have money to check in, no
money to eat or go back to Nigeria. I've a my money to but sim card
and fixed internet.

8:26 PM West Africa Time. Probably too late to return to Lagos via bus.

Quote:

You wicked me, Where do want me to go now?

The bus broke down, but it's near a WiFi station. It's almost fixed then we are moving. I don't know why you went to the wrong place. They wouldn't let me stay there. Did you get the text? I am on my way to Parakou. Mr. G. has the honeymoon suite reserved for us at his hotel there. It's paid for. Get on a bus or get a hired car and meet me at the Parakou SH address. Mr G will pay the taxi when you get there. We can be married tonight!

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Infact you must out of your mind, you has me to come AXXX hotel,
now i am here you're saying another, i should hire car to where, who
Mr Godfrey is not the one that mail in portharcourt, i could see the
those people are into scam. God will help me to get across to my
Lawyer to place you on security alert to track you.

What are you talking about. I don't have much time. I don't know why you went to the number 2 hotel!

Mr. G is not a scam. He felt bad about the incident in Port Harcourt and gave us a free stay in the Honeymoon suite and will pay your car or taxi fare. He is paying mine.

9:45 PM West Africa Time

Quote:

I went to portharcourt you gave me wrong address, i came here 3day ago
you didn't show up, now you're telling i went to wrong address, people
i've told you're a scam as i was told in portharcourt. Now you said i
should be coming to parakau hotel, because people here let me
understand that parakou is 8hours journey and is an hotel. Now am
looking for the way to track you and get you on your knee. Now no
where to sleep, nothing to eat and i dont know how to get back to
Nigeria but i am very sure you aren't flying in any Nigeria airport or
any Benin airport but if you does you aren't escape been arrested.

Femmy, that is a pretty good summary of your three safaris in the past week...

Quote:

I have mail my lawyer on how to get intorch with custom controller
general and place you on security alert in all borders.

What are you talking about? We are leaving in 5 minutes. It's fixed. Then I won't have internet. Are you on your way? It's getting late.

10:01 PM

Quote:

List and list good, i'm not coming or going to anyway now my lawyer
has mail back it has been making an effort to contact all the
securities agent in Nigeria, Benin republic and Cameron including
customs to get you red handed. But i won't disclose any securities
strategy, they will get the IP you're using to browse now to trace you
down. Information closed on security strategy.

It is now 6:52 AM West Africa time and I have just sent this:

Sweetie, I had to spend the night in the Honeymoon suite all by myself. Why are you disappointing me? When will you get here?

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