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Roycropper
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2005
Posts: 7992
Location: Luxury Coffin
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Fri Feb 13, 2015 5:05 pm |
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| followed by a kebab from the van in the Tescos car park, throwing up on the neighbours cat |
It's at this stage I think 'That's funny, I don't remember eating that!' |
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the European Union has bounced on our freckles
COULD YOU IMAGINE WHAT HAPPENED WHEN I WENT TO THE BANK
our Agent is Completely broke, pocketless and stranded
I WLL SEND AN AFRICA WITCH TO ATTACH YOU BASTARD
You go die like bird
i started shouting HALLELUJAGOBBLE but none of them notice me immediately police arrested me due to the shouting
f*ck u asshole ur damn mother will loose ur fcuking skull brain ur brain is nothing to compare with rat f*ck ur u
MY FRIEND ALEX WAS DETAINED IN POLICE STATION
I am not happy due to the question i answered at money office. Let me tell you do not play with me ok.
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Big Al
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Dec 2011
Posts: 5054
Location: Winter is Coming....
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Fri Feb 13, 2015 6:01 pm |
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It's poured. Come to Papa.....
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Fryer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Mar 2008
Posts: 2670
Location: Global Computer Mega Cafe
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Fri Feb 13, 2015 6:22 pm |
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Why does this thread now have more mayonnaise? |
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YOU ARE A MOTHERFUCKER SCUMBAG AND AN EMPTY VESSEL
FUCK YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY . YOU ARE SATAN. YOU ARE ANTI-CHRIST
guy nawaaa for you oooh |
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Esox lucius
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 May 2010
Posts: 2922
Location: Somewhere down the crazy river!
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Fri Feb 13, 2015 6:32 pm |
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Personally I'll be glad when it's Sunday. |
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(Br Joe)
"..May your unborn kids don't grow and may you be burnt to ashes asap ! " CCS
"..Sir we have given you more than 5 different accounts yet you still complaining " SCB
" YOU LOW LIFE SATANIC AGENT, FORWARD THESE MESSAGES TO YOUR MOTHER AND FATHER, THEY WILL DEFINITELY ENJOY READING THEM." RG |
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Joker
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Joined: 26 Jul 2012
Posts: 1116
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Fri Feb 13, 2015 6:59 pm |
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Alrighty my insane beauty, I got the perfect place for us. California dreaming. We can even <strike>raid</strike>..... erm <strike>crash</strike>, damn it.... stop by In n Out before we hit the beach!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nco_kh8xJDs |
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TheLoneHaranguer
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Joined: 04 Apr 2014
Posts: 1375
Location: In Prosper's private hell
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Fri Feb 13, 2015 7:09 pm |
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Well, it is close to the zero hour and no word from my beloved KLG so I guess it's time to go full-tilt emo. I've got my hair combed in front of my face, my eyes have been limned with the blackest kohl, and I would like to dedicate to y'all a little ditty I call "The Emptiness of Nothing":
Kitty, oh Kitty, my Kitty La Gore
Why dost thou speak to me no more?
Could it be that our dinner did not go as plan?
Or didst thou meet some other man?
Was is the dessert, the wine, or all of the food?
Or did I fail to create the mood?
Was it DT, the Satriani, the Tool?
Or me, just a lost lonely fool?
Another day alone, with no KLG
Just me, my movies, my PS3
Liam wants to know and, please, no fakin'
Will you be my Valentine or
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Harry Loans
George "Dimwit" Padmore
Dave Tittysoggy: "you have spirit of betrayer in you and you make me doubt your competence as a lawyer"
   Pastor Omar (Edo->N'Djamena->Abeche): "I have been slept in tached huts in the Sahara deserts"
x3 x3 Rev. Prosper (Lagos->Timbuktu): "I have never been in to this type of thing in my life and you called it enjoyment"
House Haranguer: Alone we stand, together we thrive
"trust is hard to build until the foot step of trust has been stepped" Jammy King, getting philosophical
"i HAVE WRITTEN 73 MESSAGES TO YOU WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR?" Rev. Boutin Dickson, not getting it |
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Kitty La Gore
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 Feb 2014
Posts: 5024
Location: Information Superhighway, Exit 404
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Fri Feb 13, 2015 9:47 pm |
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Ah, TLH - you pierce my heart with your wooage. I will return to you, my love. I just have a few lads getting anxious for their V-day WU-age from me 
You have won me back. I shall return to your arms (after batting off the other gals first.)
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Abiola-Tim: Lagos to Dakkar to Rosso (wDSW)  6 yrs (anniversary 5/27) | 5 yrs ~ Paul K
Why get a mentor? <--- Best way to advance your skills and meet awesome people!!
I'm really scared because I notice that I'm develop malaria because of the hot climax here ~ Abiola in Rosso
i was kidnap by Nigeria North desperate danger men in Borno state Nigeria all because of u ~Tim
You are been a foolish man with a naughty brain. ~Paul K |
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KissOfDeath
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Aug 2013
Posts: 1289
Location: Back in jose_cuervo's ... um, arms
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Fri Feb 13, 2015 10:01 pm |
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@ B8er – Oh, not to worry – Jose has proven his exquisite manliness to me over and over again, around the clock, since the day we met! Which only begins to describe the amazing attributes of his magnificent physical manhood ...
Yet that is but half the story! THIS is what a TRUE MAN is to his woman:
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| I (personally) would rather spend my time learning and exploring the many, beautiful, amazing, mysterious, and wonderful facets of my ladie's psyche, allowing me to further appreciate her inner beauty. |
As for time at the pub? Well, let us just say that I claim all of Jose's “spare” time for loving him ... |
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Victims Always Come First
x14 ~ Assorted
x33 ~ Assorted
x78 + x3 ~ DT
x789+959 w/Team BaconBoi ~ "This charge-back/reversals is now getting on my nerves." ~ "What exactly are you? Why are you fooling me?"
Gadgeteer Grad  05/29/15
2015 Co-Winner w/Nick Roper
“What the hell is wrong with you?”~"Stop playing games with me okay" ~ PartyBoi w/Team Sley
“jose and KoD, Eater's <strike>most vomit-inducing</strike> cutest couple” ~ TheLoneHaranguer |
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Tsnerd
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 14 Jul 2005
Posts: 41
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Fri Feb 13, 2015 10:32 pm |
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| Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Asena wrote: |
| Yes, I will be your Valentine. |
WOOT!!!! 
| Reminiscing Asena wrote: |
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SIGH SIGH SIGH
....and next year, I promise not to bring the ferrets.  |
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Asena
Elite Baiter
Joined: 26 Jan 2010
Posts: 1377
Location: Turn Left at Orion
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Fri Feb 13, 2015 10:50 pm |
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....and next year, I promise not to bring the ferrets. |
YAY!!!!!
Hey, Tsnerd, let's ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BA-g8YYPKVo
And I still want to dance with you when the stars go blue!  |
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Click here to JITSAMA - acronym invented by Tsnerd
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TheFae
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Jun 2009
Posts: 14291
Location: Playing Space in the Street - DECENT!
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Sat Feb 14, 2015 12:54 am |
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Esox lucius
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 May 2010
Posts: 2922
Location: Somewhere down the crazy river!
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Sat Feb 14, 2015 1:45 am |
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WOOOOO YOU! |
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(Br Joe)
"..May your unborn kids don't grow and may you be burnt to ashes asap ! " CCS
"..Sir we have given you more than 5 different accounts yet you still complaining " SCB
" YOU LOW LIFE SATANIC AGENT, FORWARD THESE MESSAGES TO YOUR MOTHER AND FATHER, THEY WILL DEFINITELY ENJOY READING THEM." RG |
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TheFae
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Jun 2009
Posts: 14291
Location: Playing Space in the Street - DECENT!
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Sat Feb 14, 2015 1:52 am |
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^Well, you're a cat-strangling Gar. I know great music. Hmm.  |
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"This is really bad"
"my account has been disable and can not sell anymore and this is all i live on" |
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20835
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Sat Feb 14, 2015 1:55 am |
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"SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
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US lad w/Capone: (  ) 
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8173
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Sat Feb 14, 2015 2:00 am |
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MR MAN, IF U GO BE SERIOS FOR UR VALENTINE DAY TRANSACTON, U GO TAKE IMA WIT U FOR PARIS, NO GO JUS DROP AM POST CARD OOOOO |
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Esox lucius
Baiting Guru
Joined: 26 May 2010
Posts: 2922
Location: Somewhere down the crazy river!
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Sat Feb 14, 2015 2:47 am |
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TheFae
1. I do not strangle cats - that was misconstrued by a Mod. I love pussies.
2. A pike is not a gar - different sub species.
3. We all know great music. No doubt you are sat in your rocking chair on the veranda in that ex colonial tax free haven called the USA twanging your banjo as I post this - lucky you!
4. Happy Valentines Day, woo x  |
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(Br Joe)
"..May your unborn kids don't grow and may you be burnt to ashes asap ! " CCS
"..Sir we have given you more than 5 different accounts yet you still complaining " SCB
" YOU LOW LIFE SATANIC AGENT, FORWARD THESE MESSAGES TO YOUR MOTHER AND FATHER, THEY WILL DEFINITELY ENJOY READING THEM." RG |
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KissOfDeath
Elite Baiter
Joined: 19 Aug 2013
Posts: 1289
Location: Back in jose_cuervo's ... um, arms
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Sat Feb 14, 2015 2:50 am |
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@ Jose  |
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Victims Always Come First
x14 ~ Assorted
x33 ~ Assorted
x78 + x3 ~ DT
x789+959 w/Team BaconBoi ~ "This charge-back/reversals is now getting on my nerves." ~ "What exactly are you? Why are you fooling me?"
Gadgeteer Grad 05/29/15
2015 Co-Winner w/Nick Roper
“What the hell is wrong with you?”~"Stop playing games with me okay" ~ PartyBoi w/Team Sley
“jose and KoD, Eater's <strike>most vomit-inducing</strike> cutest couple” ~ TheLoneHaranguer
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Ima Baeder
Baiting Guru
Joined: 03 May 2007
Posts: 18312
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Sat Feb 14, 2015 2:58 am |
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@jose:
@Juan:
Merci. Je t'aime aussi! ♥ |
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TheFae
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Jun 2009
Posts: 14291
Location: Playing Space in the Street - DECENT!
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Sat Feb 14, 2015 3:09 am |
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@ The Pike: I have no rocking chair, no veranda, and no banjo. Having a flashback?
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x 4 x 5 x 6
x 3,000+
GO GOLD! **CLICKY**
"This is really bad"
"my account has been disable and can not sell anymore and this is all i live on" |
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8173
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Sat Feb 14, 2015 5:08 am |
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Ha! Caught it before you edited!  |
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B8er
Associate Boomdazzler
Joined: 16 Feb 2009
Posts: 13579
Location: In self-isolation practicing social distancing
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Sat Feb 14, 2015 6:10 am |
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You know full well that was actually a post by your burger buddy, that he meant to send as a PM and quickly deleted when he realised his mistake.
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Ha! Caught it before you edited! |
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"I DENOUNCE THE MUFFIN MEN" - Ma Kim
"YOU ARE WALKING DEAD MAN. YOUR WOODEN COFFIN IS READY TO SWALLOW YOU AND YOUR DIRTY GENERATION"
"all chaps are ass-less by design otherwise they just be leather pants" - jose_cuervo
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x 4 x 1746 x 1904 - Fake cheques: $4,392,620.83
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TheFae
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Jun 2009
Posts: 14291
Location: Playing Space in the Street - DECENT!
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Sat Feb 14, 2015 6:21 am |
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I love that song. Had a friend like that when I was 7 years old. Always took the dodge ball for me and said "You're too little to get hit." ♥ |
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x 4 x 5 x 6
x 3,000+
GO GOLD! **CLICKY**
"This is really bad"
"my account has been disable and can not sell anymore and this is all i live on" |
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Capone
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 16 Feb 2013
Posts: 10545
Location: Blackacre
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Sat Feb 14, 2015 11:18 am |
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Caro, I'm here! Let's relax.
Everyone else: Ciao! We prefer discretion and besides the fish will be biting sunday early.
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X 73 Eco-friendly sty under construction
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Fake law firm sites killed x3
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Atlanta-Las Vegas -Seattle-San Diego-Seattle 2.0Atlanta-Jackson Hole, WY, Atlanta-Aspen, CO-with Juan
Ghana-Bouake with Choppa and Dr. Mike
Courtesy of SH Ivory Coast!
Accra-Lome with Choppa
Ghana-Burkina Faso with Choppah
-Accra-Singapore Team Woody
"no! no no money!!! all this was not true! .. "- vlad rant
" i have complained to those who think life is a comedy to those who feel life is a tragedy. " Mr. Pekkar's Problem
Go Gold! |
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B8er
Associate Boomdazzler
Joined: 16 Feb 2009
Posts: 13579
Location: In self-isolation practicing social distancing
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Sat Feb 14, 2015 11:34 am |
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^^^At last, a Mod with some decorum, unlike the Milkybar Kid. |
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"I DENOUNCE THE MUFFIN MEN" - Ma Kim
"YOU ARE WALKING DEAD MAN. YOUR WOODEN COFFIN IS READY TO SWALLOW YOU AND YOUR DIRTY GENERATION"
"all chaps are ass-less by design otherwise they just be leather pants" - jose_cuervo
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x 4 x 1746 x 1904 - Fake cheques: $4,392,620.83
Team Woody - Ghana to Singapore - 11535km |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Sat Feb 14, 2015 2:07 pm |
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