Kingdom... Trophy Video pg 15!!!! (NSFW)

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Posted: Wed Jan 08, 2014 6:36 am

^^^^ Good! You should let Pig$ (I love calling him a pig) know, in some way, that the guy is going to blow the whole deal if that guys keeps doing what he's doing (breathing). I don't know how to do that though. Maybe Darla could say something. Kind of like you did in you last email to him..."What is wrong with you". Do it every time. Since he (midnight) has emailed Ph4tti, Darla could let it slip that his email pissed him off, big time and if he doesn't stop, he's going to blow the deal and then love muscle will never get with his tunchi. Doesn't Luby know Ph4tti? Could Luby say something to Ph4tti, or Darla over hear Luby talking to Ph4tti about this sudden change in Pig$? Or Darla mistakenly sees an email from Luby (or Thelma) about what Pig$ said to Luby? Ph4tti pissed at that?

Can you tell I just want that guy gone? This is by far one of the best baits, ever, and this guy just doesn't deserve to be in it. Evil or Very Mad

On another note, remember that he(Pig or midnight) says he's an expert at Photoshop, make sure to examine the national ID he says he just got for any sign of forgery. I forget who it is around here who is a Photoshop expert, (Pastor Frank?) but maybe have him look at it? Have Pig$ send a scanned copy of the slip he received after buying it. Evil Lol

Posted: Wed Jan 08, 2014 7:41 am

^^ Darla isn't supposed to know about Pig$'s love for Luby. Finding out he wants to pork an 80yr old could make for some hilarious emails!

The ID looks pretty legit to me. It is paper though and the filled in spots are filled in using a typed font so it could be shopped. That was my first thought. But, it looks like he used his real address. I think it's legit. Capone will post it once the scammer warnings have been added.

Posted: Wed Jan 08, 2014 8:31 am

I don't know how you keep all of this so organized. bow_down

It would be funny if Thelma sent Ph4tti Luby's email, and Darla somehow saw it...

Don't mind me, you don't need me telling you anything! You (and everyone else in this bait) have got one stellar bait going. Once this one is done (if ever) I want to ask your permission to put it in my siggy, so I can point it to new members. I don't want to do that now as I don't know if the search engines would be able to get a hold of it. But someday, a year or two from now... Razz

Posted: Wed Jan 08, 2014 2:51 pm

^^^ I would be honored! You're such a sweetie. Thanks SBAH! Smile

Posted: Wed Jan 08, 2014 7:39 pm

Darla/Pig$

Quote:

am so brok, well am sory if i don't sound right. cus i know how is
going wid you too. so am gone broke too at Atlanta? i hate not having
enough money on me. baby did you know that you been so mean? not
polite like am use to. try adjust ok. talk later

I've been mean? I'VE been mean??? The other day you broke my heart! You were so mean to me. It's made me feel so sad so I'm sorry if I haven't exactly been all lovey dopey lately ok? I've been crying so much my eyes hurt. I've had to tell everyone at work that my allergies are bad. I feel broken.

First you said I made you mad because I said the radio guys here love your music which doesn't make sense. That's a good thing so why would that make you mad?? Then you yelled at me because I didn't tell you something bad Phatti said at a meeting about you. I was trying to not tell you something bad right before Christmas ok? I was thinking about you and just wanted you to have a good holiday without worrying about stuff! Then you asked me for a phone when you know mine was stolen by robbers too. Have you even tried to call the robbers for me lately?

Then you said you could smell me not loving you like before. You never said why you would say that. It was so mean because all I've done is love you with all of my heart. All I've done is try to protect you and make you famous and work from Atl to try to get you paid as soon as I can. And you thank me by telling me you can smell me not loving you? Then I'm getting too hard on you and it pix you off? You should go back and read the email I had sent right before you said that to me. I've read it 50 times trying to figure out if I did something wrong. I didn't. I think you just wanted to make me feel bad. Now you've asked for money. You know if I had it I would send it to you in a heartbeat! I believe that a couple should put their money together so they can both survive. But neither of us has money to put together right now. How would you feel if I had asked you to send me some money?

I really just don't know what's been happening lately. You disappear for days at a time. When you do show up, you don't sound like yourself. At times I'd swear I'm talking to a totally different guy and whoever he is, he's very mean. I don't know, it very confusing. And like I said, heartbraking. I'm so sad. I'm broke. Now my head hurts from thinking too much. I can't go to the hospital though. God I could just kill myself. What has happened to us King? Please I want things back to how they used to be! I want the old love muscle back. The fun guy that was going to write me a love song. I want him back!

I still love you,
Tunchi

Posted: Wed Jan 08, 2014 8:00 pm

^^^^

I do hope the real Pig$ sees that, perhaps he has a brain tumor and his personality is changing. Or he's a multiple and one of his identities is coming out.

Posted: Wed Jan 08, 2014 8:13 pm

^^ Multiples... Lmao! That's actually a pretty funny idea for a baiter character if you could find a lad smart enough to understand the concept but stupid enough to believe it! I'm gonna have to develop me a new character now!

It's about time for midnight guy to come on shift. I figured I'd send him a little shit for his Cheerios. Laughing

Quote:

hey darling is been a wile now hope you are fine and shit? my iPhone still not here yet. did you like visit them again the other day as you said? well i miss you much baby. always be nice baby. hoping to hear from you real soon

U R NEVER GONNA BLIEVE THIS SHIT!!!!!!!!!!! I went to that shit hole office place today to ask about ur phone again and guess what?!?! Ur package came back here. Want to like know why n shit? Some fuckin idiot sent it to LAGOS, PORTUGAL instead of Nigeria!!! That's not even the worst of it!! The fucking god damn shit mother fucking box is EMPTY! Well no, I take that back. Some asshole with a like real shitty sense of humor took out ur brand new IPhone that I spent good damn money on and replaced it with an old pos blackberry!!! Who does that? WTF?? I'm so mad I could fucking kill somebody right now and shit! The girl at the office place said they can't do anything about it either. Just because I didn't buy the insurance when I mailed it. Get this shit, she said there's no proof that there was ever an iPhone in the box so they can't just like refund me $500. What????? Like I would seriously mail someone a fucking old blackberry in a new iPhone box? For what reason? I swear I almost punched that bitch in the nose. OMG I'm so fucking pissed!!!!!!!!! If I knew I could get away with it I'd go burn that place down right the fuck now!

Oooooooooo.... Someone ain't gonna be happy...

ETA:

Quote:

hummmmmmmm that fuck................. baby. so my iphone is gone? well
am sory for the lost. but i hate this srory, i know how you feeling
now, so bad right so. i don't think am gone beleive any body for any
thing again. if you are fucking sad now and am dangerious i swear. bye

What? Like I don't think I understood any of that. Yup baby, ur iPhone is gone. Some Portugal fucker stoled it! Or actually I guess it coulda been someone at the office place. Hmmmmmmm... U know, that does make some sense n shit. There's this one beady eyed fucker there. I bet it was him!! Maybe u should call them and bitch them out for me. I just lost almost $500!!!!! I'm so fucking irrimitated! What u mean am dangerious n shit? Like, I don't get it. U think if I called the cops they could like do anything about this?

Posted: Wed Jan 08, 2014 10:14 pm

It explains the only two emails I received today:

Quote:

baby am tired!

and

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hey i have a bad day!

Posted: Wed Jan 08, 2014 10:36 pm

Oh yes, he's frustrated and it's so lovely!

To Darla:

Quote:

hey baby don't expect you to be saying alll this. you got to put the
past out and we leave happily. i won't ask you anything again. i
swear. but..... hummmmmm bye. am tired of mail. no one is happy

You're not saying you're leaving me are you baby? I will put the past behind me. But you have to do the same. You can't say a comment like you did this morning "baby did you know that you been so mean?" And not expect me to defend myself. I'm supposed to be ok with being called mean, when I haven't bean at all? And then when I try to explain to you why you just say that I need to get over it? That's not a real good way to work out problems in a relationship. We have to be able to talk about stuff.

ETA:

Quote:

ok baby i had all, am sory. are you happy now? any for ma tunchi i will do

Posted: Wed Jan 08, 2014 11:50 pm

Barbie/King

Quote:

i just lost some gadamn fucking hope. just don't wanna say anything.

K... I know it sux. Why do people have to be so fucking cruel u know? Stealing a phone at Xmas? Wtf? U sound hurt and I'm sorry n shit. I'm hurt a lot too. I don't like not making u happy. I was looking forward to u getting it so you could send me a pic of you with a big smile and so we could talk all the time. Oh shit, I just remembered my fucking vid of me fucking myself is on there! With all the naked pics I took for you! I even put some beads up my ass in the vid! OMG! Eww... What if it was that guy at the office place? Fuck, now he's seen me doing that!! Oh no what if he sells it or some shit? Or puts it online? Omg I could lose my fucking job! This is a disaster baby!

Posted: Wed Jan 08, 2014 11:53 pm

Pig$ Barked:

Quote:

i just lost some gadamn fucking hope.

Sig Worthy in my books!

Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2014 12:01 am

^^^ It feels good to hear him sound so pitiful! Laughing

Barbie/King

Quote:

well nothing gone happen to your nuds. i feel like sleeping now. i
don't think am never gone be happy.

Don't say that baby. It's just a phone. It wood like be outta date in like 6 months anyway! We like still got luv n shit. We will get through hard times and look back 1 day and laugh bout it. You go ahead and get some sleep k? I got some shit to do around the house then I'm going to bed too. I'm gonna go to the cops in the morning. Luv ya!

Oxoxoxoxox
Barbie

Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2014 12:31 am

Finally! After 2 months of nagging:

Quote:

hello bro has it wid you? hope is pretty cool over there, i got the my National ID attached. please do get back to me. i hope to hear from you real soon. thanks

And thank you to Oscar who assisted the photoshop impaired, although I still can't post them, the ID shows up!

Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2014 12:57 am

And after a Tooth Dragging experience Capone gets the Blessed ID:

Now I have to clarify that this Lad sent just about anything on (as some of you might have noticed) but would not send an ID to Capone or Phatti or Darla. At long last Capone gets a Trophy from Pig$! Cheers!!!!!

**So I've been having 'Browser' problems as of late where I format images and then once posted look like I've not done a thing with them. After a bit I check back and all is good....**

Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2014 1:00 am

^^^ And it's about damn time too! This one is special because he actually went and spent some dough on it. Wee wee shots are free. Congrats Capone!!

OP, I've been having that same thing happening to me in photobucket.

Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2014 1:38 am

So after the ID was sent Pig$ leapt into inaction:

Quote:

hello boss how are doing? yesterday i left the hospital, and i have been on the NIMC (Nigeria Identity management system) to get the ID. its sux i spent up ma little money trying to get it done on express. well on the attache is the my ID. hope you get back to me real soon. peace out boss

Quote:

sup boss. Now you got the ID hope things gone be rolling inn real soon? The contract and the advance isue right? Well i still need to hear frome you sooner

Since I'm feeling kinda sorry for this Pet, Art didn't Mop the Floor with him and Mop it again for Leaving a Yellow Waxy build up him but it was rather tempting:

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Sup My Kingdom,

Once we get that Cat Charlies Word then you knows we be Rolling in the Scrilla for Reelz. Sho you is feeling me Dawg? We needs the Shyster to be inking that Contract and making everything proper so the Big Dirty be welcoming its Favorite Homie like you was destined to be. Shit Balls Brother we is moments away from the Super Nova that is gonna be crashing into Atlanta all Nuclear like if you know what I'm saying?

Peace out,

Art

To which the Cunning Linguist responded:

Quote:

ok!

**When I said I'm feeling kinda sorry for him I mean it. He wants to Shag Estelle Getty for Crying out Loud! Betty White sure but....**

Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2014 1:56 am

^^^ It's her charm. With a silver tipped tongue like that, I'd do her. Wink

Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2014 8:44 am

Quote:

He wants to Shag Estelle Getty for Crying out Loud!

First he sticks a pen up his ass when masturbating, now he wants to "Shag" dead people? Shocked

Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2014 10:27 am

Anybody else notice this is not the same guy as in the Todger shots?

Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2014 2:55 pm

^^^It could be. He did tell MJB the braids are not real.

Update from yesterday:
I do nothing but try and help you and reach out 2 u. Sweetie, I luv u and
miss hearing from u. Where are u? Did u get the phone?

Quote:

i didn't. just send cash or forget it you don't wanna buy. bye

So you want to leave me because I haven't sent you a phone? Sweetie, this
was easiest and better, free. I have to get back at that whore! Everything
is ready, no kidding sweetie! If you don't want it, fine. I will figure
ssumthing else out!

Quote:

hey i have a bad day!

baby am tired!

U don’t want 2 talk 2 me?

Quote:

baby am having tough moment. yo digg? just dont know how to face some
shit outa ma life

What do you mean?

Quote:

i wanna ask you question? why are we chating? tell me what for?

Cuz I luv u. What about you? You reached out 2 me.

Quote:

well some times, but you think i will spend money chating with you.
then we got nothing in common. you ain't gone marry me nothing

Sweetie, what is it? Were u working? Was it tough with the songs? It's only 9 there sweetie!

Quote:

baby am not working. i don't even have anything doing now. just let ne
sleep am not happy

But I went through a lot to get that phone. Tell me what is wrong? You
Told me things were getting better with ur record deal. I miss u sweetie.

Quote:

tho things are getting better but why are we chating? why do i wast
money trying to talk to you?

Is this the hacker again? My King isn't this mean.

Quote:

is me king, am frustrated

With what? U act like u don't luv me. Is there sum1 else?

Quote:

i do love you, but it seam you don't sleep you wake every time.

What do you mean I don't sleep sweetie?

Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2014 3:43 pm

His pain and frustration at not getting his payday for him and his crew is practically dripping off the page. No, leaping off the screen. Ah hell, you know what I mean! I guess I should be nice to him today. Sigh...

Posted: Thu Jan 09, 2014 10:14 pm

Quote:

but you think i will spend money chating with you

It's okay for MJB to spend $2000 for phones, but he can't sport a few bucks to chat? Where did this guy get it in his head that people owe him something?

Quote:

I guess I should be nice to him today

You are a better person than I. He, and those like him, really do deserve to be kicked when they're down. Where is an angry bull elephant when you need one? Wink

Posted: Fri Jan 10, 2014 5:13 pm

Someone is getting a bit anxious:

Quote:

hello boss is been little long now. what is the plan i ain't hearing
anything yet, i just wanna know what next. peace out

You wanna know what next? Why you asking Phatti all the hard ones?

Quote:

Sup my Kingdom,

it sho nuff be taking more time then we be wanting but them Shyster Cats does things all proper you Dig? I be expecting to be hearing from that Brother Charlie but he is outta sight like right off the Grid if you know what I’m saying? You leave that Player to Phatti cause I gets mean when anyone messes with my Green and that the Gospel cause I done said so!

Player I gots to be asking you some personal shit here and I needs to hear the Word cause that’s how Phatti rolls you feeling me?

You see that Bitch Darla has been moping round like a Ho who ain’t got her fix and she is making this whole Hotlanta posse looking like then done been at a Funeral or something. Now she ain’t being proper with Phatti but I gots a feeling you knows more than she be telling the Mix Master so I need you to Spill for the Boss here.

Peace out,

Art

ETA:

Quote:

boss i guess i don't know much about her personals . she has only rapp
at me been on bizz and shit. so what the fuck is wrong wid her, she
ain't telling me any of those shit, you digg? Bro

This done make Phatti feel like Putting his foot up Piggy's Ass if you know what I'm saying?

Posted: Fri Jan 10, 2014 6:11 pm

Well, that explains the last email Darla got from him. Laughing

Love Muscle,

Baby I thought long and hard about us last night and I decided that I don't
care what has happened. I love you so much and I can't stand the thought of
us not being happy together!! I want to be your sexy Tunchi forever and
ever!

Tunchi

Quote:

ok sweetie i got all you said. how are you doing now? i just believe
we gone get better. so what up @ the meeting? just hope to hear from
you soon

That's such good news baby! I'm so glad you agree! You promise you love me? I love you so much! I know we're going to be the best couple in the whole wide world!

The meeting was going good but got cut short because Phatti had some other business with another guy he had to go take care of. So we're supposed to meet later today. He's really excited about you! Now that he has your ID I think he feels like you're more serious or something? Well he did talk about the name thing again. Do you have any suggestions? I'd like to have something to suggest at the meeting later so if you could give me some ideas that would be great ok?

Love you all my life!
Tunchi

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Sexy love muscle,

Hey baby! How are you today? I've been thinking about you constantly you know? You're always on my mind. Smile

I looked at your ID pic you sent. Did you get rid of your braids? I can't see them in the pic. Just wondering. Have you ever had an Afro? Or a bleached Afro? Those are pretty big over here right now. Do you know what I mean? You might want to consider it. It wouldn't cost anything. Not like a tattoo.

Ok, so at the second meeting yesterday they suggested some names. Here are some of them. Tell me if you like any.
- Grump Daddy
- P.I.G$ (Phatti's Intergalactic Gangsta and $ for all the scrilla you'll be making)
- Yung T-Bag

There were others but I liked those. What do you think baby?

Love you!
Your Tunchi mama!

Quote:

hey baby are having any problem wid phatti his done said to me to tell
him more shit i know about you. well i like the yung t bag Shocked

but i know
the gone get somthing better. about ma braid i packed it to the back.
the security over ther ask me to do it that way

What do you mean baby?? He's asking about me? Omg what does he want to know? Shit I hope I'm not in trouble! What did you tell him? Is he asking about us? Our relationship? Dating stars is a big no no. I need to see what's going on ok. Let me know what you know!

I like Yung T-Bag too!!

Love your Tunchi

ETA:

Quote:

hey baby trust me is no no no! hes is saying that you have been acting
like a ho making the whole hotlanta look like as if some one is dead
like mrnning. and shit. what is happening?

Oh ok. God! Remember I was real upset and said I'd been crying a lot? Well
he must have noticed. I tried to hide it. I was using she drops and
everything but it was hard. It's weird though. Why would he be asking you
about it? Why would he assume you would know anything? You don't think he
knows we're talking not Bizz stuff do you?

Quote:

baby i told him all we have been talking is bizz. i don't know any
thing about you apart from the bizz. you digg, i love you tunchi!

I digg!! Ok that's good. Not sure why he's suspicious. I hope he can't read my emails or something. That would be bad!! We will have to tell him someday though. When you come here probably because I know I won't be able to hide it. I'll be all over you! Wink

So did you have any names? What about the Afro? I like how they look. Guys here are wearing these new neon colored picks in them. Kind of like they did in the 80's I think? I wish I could have hair like that but mines all flat and stringy. Yuck!

I'm horny love muscle! I want you! Right here, right now on my desk. Will you come fuck me on my desk please?

Always
Tunchi Smile

Posted: Fri Jan 10, 2014 11:19 pm

After getting the same whine, Chetham responds:

As I emailed you previously, my secretary's making changes. That's why the ID was needed.

Are you sure about the lump sum? That means there'd be no further money until you have "earned out" from your royalties. And sometimes, that can take a while. Well, whatever your preference, King, I'll email Art and let him know-he's the dude that OKs the money. I also have to speak with Hotlanta's accountant to arrange an EFT.

Almost there, my man!

And to Phattie:

Hey Art,

Just heard from our newest artist and he's thinking he wants the advance in a lump sum. As you know, this exceeds the authority for the ordinary course of business: you have to talk to your accountant directly. He will accept a verbal authorization.

From the tax aspect, I think we are safe in withholding 26.5% to cover taxes, both State and Federal. We will also have to do this as an EFT as the tax authorities do not like money moved internationally without banking records. We can't just send a check.

Let me know your thoughts, bro.

Rock on,

Pig$ is VERY happy. I don't think he noticed the taxman is taking a big bite from his payoff. And that's only the start...

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got that bro! nice

Hope he doesn't plan to spend it all in one place.

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