Bopping the Bishop

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Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2016 9:52 pm

The lad asks again if he can send me an account:

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We are very happy to read but at the same time you've let you know that you have received an amount of $ 173,081 dollars you should submit bank transfer, is it possible to do now?
If so, we give you our account number by email.

I guess I can let him give me a piggy:

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Yes, you can send me the receiving account now if you like. I will pass it on to my banker Mr Hilts and have him take care of the details.

The only issue is that I have to clear the donation with the tax authorities before we send it to you. I am meeting with my tax bartender today to discuss the details, but I don't think it should be a problem. We may have to register you as a beneficiary charity with the Church and get the Church Elders blessing, but that should be simple. I will let you know what my bartender tells me.

But sir, you didn't choose which theme you liked for our charity ball. We need to get the planning done soon so we can raise more money for your disparate orphans as soon as possible. Can you please let me know which theme you would like? It is very impotent that you help us with the planning of this charity event. After all, we are raising this money for you.

I'm going to force the lad to plan every detail of the ball. Twisted Evil

Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2016 3:05 pm

The lad gives me a bank account, and chooses the ball theme:

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Here is the informations :
<snip>

thank you let us know very quickly the progress of the transaction.

choose
Last Tango in Paris,

Roger lets the lad know he needs to fill out a form:

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Great, that was the theme I wanted to pick too! Truly you have excellent taste. I will tell the Church fundraising committee and we will keep planning the ball. I hope you will continue to corporate and help us so that the ball will be a smashing success.

Thank you for providing the bank account. I met with my tax bartender and my pastor yesterday, and just like I thought, we do have to register you as an official Church charity before the perish conjugation can sponsor you with a donation. The good thing is that it is a simple precess to register your charity, you just need to fill out a form that we file with the IRS. I know it's annoying, but this is necessary to make the donation legal under United State law. If I send you the form, can you please fill it and return it so I can send you the donation money?

I'm sure the lad won't be pleased, but I'll get him to complete my form.

Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2016 10:46 pm

I'm on my way to Bouake but the delivery truck is acting up. I have a feeling it's not going to make it out of there so he may have to come up and pick up his goods on his own. I'm sure the SH's will be wiling to connect with him to confirm the reservation I'm going to offer him there...

Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2016 2:00 pm

The Bishop hasn't been returning my emails then out of the blue he drops a pig on me.

Beneficiary Bank
BIAO - Ivory Coast
Seat :
Address 8-10 Av. Joseph Anoma Abidjan 01
SWIFT BIAO-CI AB
IBAN CI 042 012 14 031360290762/40

CAC customer - Operations / NGO Djolo - xxxxxxx00289
Ms. redact

Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2016 8:55 pm

I'm hung up in Bouake and offered to expense his room at the SH's if he'll come pick up the goods.

He's come back with the usual request for funds:

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say the owner to join me on the phone and will follow a transport fee of sending procedure called Orange Money

I've promised to cover all of his expenses once he gets here.

He's still running everything through Google translate which can be entertaining:

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we are actually doing hands and feet for transportation to get around three to Bouaké

eta (1)>>

He's sounding interested in traveling now:

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we will be making a return trip if everything is possible until Friday.

Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2016 10:10 pm

Geoffrey and his staffs would be delighted to welcome a new Guest.

Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2016 4:56 am

The Monsignor wrote:

Geoffrey and his staffs would be delighted to welcome a new Guest.

A reservation request has been submitted. As always, Geoffrey's wonderful customer service is greatly appreciated!

Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2016 12:35 pm

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Bishop,
We only send to banks where we have accounts.
Pastor Hugh

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Pastor Hugh
Please what bank do you use!
Nice to talk to you we need your very urgently response please.
Richard

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We have a bank near you in Ghana.

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Brother,
Please give us the name of your bank and we would be able to directly open an account here on Abidjan in Ivory Coast to receive the funds.
God bless you

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Sorry but we do not have any dealings with other branches. Withdrawals must be made by authorized persons in Ghana only.

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Brother,
So how can we proceed to acquire these funds, have you the possibility one of us to reach you, there in your country for the latter in person that moves your means to recover funds ? You are from which country and also could you produce an invitation letter and a certificate of accommodation for the latter?
God bless you!!!

HMMMMMM

Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2016 2:04 pm

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we will be making a return trip if everything is possible until Friday

I'm sure Mr Geoffrey will provide his usual service Sad

Here's hoping there's a nice hat in this for you Very Happy

Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2016 8:46 pm

Who killed the Bishop?

Delivery to the following recipient failed permanently:

[email protected]

Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2016 9:10 pm

Snothead wrote:

Who killed the Bishop?

Delivery to the following recipient failed permanently:

oxxxx[email protected]

I got that from last email I sent out to him earlier today. I'm just waiting for him to comeback on another, they always do....especially when the pot at the end of the rainbow is so close....

Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2016 9:47 pm

I'm disappointed that his email has been disabled. I was just about to send him my application form. He was all but begging me for it this morning:

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Please send us upon receipt of this message the application that we have to fill and send you for you to do financial transaction because we urgently need these financial funds.

We urgently need from you and the gift you promised us as time passes, so what should we do or how long should we wait?

Oh well, I'm pretty sure he will come back and I will continue the bait then.

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2016 12:24 am

Before the kill it was looking good here also.

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Brother,
So how can we proceed to acquire these funds, have you the possibility one of us to reach you, there in your country for the latter in person that moves your means to recover funds ? You are from which country and also could you produce an invitation letter and a certificate of accommodation for the latter?
God bless you!!!
Mr Richard

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You will need to go to a hotel in Tarkwa to meet with our man Jock. Save receipts for your travel expenses and we will reimburse you.

Pastor Hugh

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why sir, how much did you give us?

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We can let you have $3500.00 US. We also have a few useable laptop computers that we can donate. Can you travel to Ghana?