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Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2016 3:33 pm

Awesome bait. Have never had a lad use so many angles at once, but Cammy is more than up to the challenge.

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And what does the padawan of pedophiles plan to do now?

Hot coffee is supposed to go in the mouth... not *out* and all over the keyboard.... should know better than to drink anything while reading one of your baits.

Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2016 9:39 am

After calling Cammy a ni**er twice, the Reverend proceeds to hedge his bets...

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White monkey did you asked tom to returned the boxes back to me because he dont reply my mails

Cammy stayed on message:

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Why would I tell him to do that, duke of degenerates?

The Rev ploughed on regardless:

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please do that for me because the boy no longer replied me again

A slight change of emphasis from Cammy:

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Suck it up, maharajah of molesters.

Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2016 11:51 pm

And Tim Tam returns!

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Miss white i was admitted in the hospital since for fever, i just came back right now, i spend the little money with in the hospital, please look for sponsor to help me out

Maybe time for another character to vex the Lad...

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There's nobody I hate that much really except my father. Would he be all right?

Cammy's father is a layabout drunkard and bigot - he will not be "all right" for Tim Tam.

Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2016 12:05 am

How more stupid can these guys get. You don't ask someone for help after you insult them...

Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2016 9:15 am

Well, Tim Tam took the bait eagerly:

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you can ask your father to sponsor me with the money, after opening the boxes i paid him back because i spend the little money with me in the hospital

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please explain my situation to your father may be he can help me out with the money, requested by engineer Louise Bently

Cammy's response was brief.

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Ask him yourself - Michael Taylor at [email protected]

Additional; Tim Tam has written to Mick - this will be fun.

Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2016 5:21 pm

It takes a special kind of lad to keep coming back for more and more abuse. Truly a testament to your baiting skills! Cool

Posted: Wed Mar 16, 2016 8:32 pm

Thank you...

Tim Tam wrote to Mick thus:

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I am Tim Tam a refugees from North Sudan, apparently my late father owned a Forex bureau the changed in Sudan where he do change money internationally and locally to foreigners, when my father was assassinated by the rebels in government, their where looking for me also to assassin because i am the only son of my father, as i got the information from my relative i decide to flew to Togo Lome with my late father 2 consignment boxes containing dollars and euro, one of them contained $1.2 million U S dollars why the other one contain 2 million euro

For your information i misplace the keys of the boxes on my way to Togo Lome in the ship, but yesterday i went to one Engineer ;Louise Bently to open the boxes, but is requesting for money first

Please i want to forward my education in Australia as you help out

Mick's reply was sorta surly.

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WHO THE BLOODY HELL ARE YOU

Mick may mellow a bit when he sees the Forex reference - he likes his Fourex beer - but Moslems don't drink alcohol, so he'll think again...

Meanwhile TT asks Cammy:

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How old is your father because i want to stay with him when i get to Australia

She's torn; snub TT, or help him get closer to her drunken racist father? Decisions, decisions...

Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2016 11:55 am

As it turned out, Tim Tam simply repeated the message, prompting Mick to ask

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WHO TOLD YOU TO WRITE TO ME

Meanwhile, Cammy wrote

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Why does my father's age matter? Are you going to shmooze him with a birthday cake or something?

And just in for Mick:

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Daddy
Thank you very much for your email and the content is quit understood, your daughter gave me your contact in Australia, she told me that you can assist me receive my late father funds there in Australia and moreover i want to forward my education there in Sydney
I am Tim Tam a refugees from North Sudan i flee down here to Togo Lome with my late father two consignment boxes and your daughter told me you are nice and generous gentle man to receive the funds bit by bit before arrival in Australia

This will require some planning for a suitable answer...

Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2016 8:51 pm

Mick replied with a stream of consciousness cap lock wall that even Tim Tam might struggle with (he can't even get the racial slurs right).

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SHOUD HAVE KNOW SHED DO THAT THAT LITTEL SLUT BLOODY BONGS NOW HUH NEVER THOT SHED CALL ME NICE AND GENERUS OR GENTILE WHATS THE CACHE BUT NEVER THOT YOUD GET RICH RUNNING A BREWERY WHERES SUDAN AND TOGGOLOME AND WHATS WITH THAT DAGGY POOFTER LOU BENTLE HA HA TELL ME MORE AY

Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2016 10:56 am

I toned down Mick's reply a lot, and what came from Tim Tam gave me an idea (emphasis added).

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Please i want you to assist me physically and spiritual because i loss my parent in the bloody civil war in my country, i manage to escape with my late father two consignment boxes here, one Engineer who owned, Engineer Bently construction company here in Ghana told me to bring $850 to duplicate the keys to open the boxes
As soon as the boxes is open i will then sent you money bit by bit through western union transfer, all bank to bank before my arrival in Sydney, i guarantee you my word Sir

Now, bearing in mind that religion is a major part of what finally estranged Cammy from her father... what would be a fitting religion for Mick (in a baiter context)?

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

Lapsed Catholic, who hates the world

Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2016 11:15 am

A couple of strict choices, sending free-spirited Cammy into the arms of the Norse pantheon... maybe dad is a Sikh? Or a Mormon and she didn't agree with the holy undergarments ?

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

I don't think he could be a Sikh, or a Mormon, because he's a big drinker.

Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2016 11:25 am

Any suitable baiter religions spring to mind for Mick? I have plans (sorta)

Here's how Cammy explained in chat what makes her hate Mick so much.

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Cammy: Sounds like one of those fucking sheople sky-pilots my father dragged me and Roscoe to after Mum died, when he got religion. Of course, he only bothered with the bits that helped him. It didn't stop him going to the pokies and getting boozed.
Lad: hahahaha
Cammy: WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU LAUGHING, YOU PIECE OF SHIT????
Cammy: DO YOU THINK IT'S FUNNY TO HAVE AN ABUSIVE FATHER????
Lad: the way you sound and narate the whole thing
Lad: no no
Lad: not funny
Lad: you just take it easy on him
Cammy: IS IT FUNNY TO BE BEATEN AND SLAPPED BECAUSE YOUR FATHER BLAMES YOU FOR MUM DYING???? FUCK YOU!!
Lad: remember he brought you to this world you are
Cammy: I WILL NEVER FORGIVE HIM OR GO EASY ON HIM!

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Cammy: No, you laughed at how my father got drunk and went gambling. That's when bad things happened.
Lad: no
Lad: it wasn't a good thng either
Cammy: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN "NO"?
Lad: but the way you put it make
Cammy: That's what happened!
Lad: i am sorry babe
Lad: tll nicu that i am sorry and i never meant it that bad ok
Lad: i am sorry you both andplease find a place in your heart to forgive ok
Cammy: He'd slap me, hit me all the time when he was drunk. It was worse because he would shout at me and of course I couldn't hear him and he said I was being disobedient. I was only six. Can you imagine how that was?
Lad: ok forgive him and let God be your judge
Lad: he's your father and you can't judge him
Lad: just pray to him and plan on how you can go far away from him to have a different experience of life
Cammy: I'll never forgive my father. And who the fuck says I can't judge the man who judged me and blamed me for mum dying, who refused me rubella vaccinations so I lost my hearing?
Cammy: And God – Yahweh – is nothing to me.
Lad: but you can never be the cause of your mum's death
Cammy: It doesn't matter what you think. The real stupid irony is that he’d beat mum constantly.
Lad: and what about the authorizaties in your country?
Lad: you never reported him to the police
Cammy: I was only six!
Lad: oh what a pitty
Lad: Camille i am so sorry
Cammy: It was Roscoe who got us out. He's ten years older. He reported child abuse and they put my father away. He couldn't accept that Roscoe was - is - the better man.
Lad: it was tragic experiance
Lad: sorry you see i haven't heard it before
Lad: so sorry for all that
Cammy: He was too drunk to attend Roscoe's passing-out parade at Duntroon. I was there – a lone fourteen-year-old. Everyone was looking at me, wondering where the family was.

ETA - that chat was not with Tim Tam, just so you know!

Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2016 12:44 pm

Very good bait! clapping

Some how the lads love to be abused.

About the religion for Mick, I'm with MorganleFay.
Catholic, definately.

I know some in my real world and they once told me that a good catholic enjoys life and doesn't mind drinking.
After confession, they are as clean a a whistle again. Very Happy

Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2016 12:59 pm

Sounds good... so Mick agrees to help, but hates the idea of sending money by Western Union (or whatever) so he sends it to a priest he knows who does missionary work in West Africa somewhere...

Now all I need is a Catholic Priest and a final plan...

Watch this space y'all.

ETA: just sent:

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SO YOU WANT SPIRTUAL HELP I DONT HELP MOSLUMS THATS FOR BLOODY SHORE SUPRISED YOUR OLD MAN SOLD BEER MUST HAVE DONE GOOD AS SALESMAN TO MAKE SO MUCH I SPOSE THEY SHOT HIM FOR THAT TOO BAD AY I DONT LIKE MOSLUMS OR TORAGS OR BONGS SO WHATS THE DEAL MAKE ME HELP YOU I DONT SEE WHY I SHULD SO SPELL IT OUT MAKE IT GOOD NOW

Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2016 3:30 pm

Is it just me or do I hate this asshole lad's guts Mad

Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2016 3:54 pm

LOL I have baited some retard lads but this lad takes the trophy for being the most retarded. I think he really enjoys the insults.

fantastic bait

Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2016 5:01 pm

The Church of T.W.A.T. comes to mind. I do like the classics. It could easily be presented as a sect of Catholicism. But I can see the wheels turning in your head, already. And am sure you'll come up with something special for this lad. Twisted Evil

Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2016 12:09 am

Latest exchange:

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Why i need your assistance is because i don't have physical to payed Engineer Louise Bently for the keys, i want you to dialogue with Bently on email that you are my foreign beneficiary in Australia, all you can send the $850 to him to able him me the keys to open the boxes

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COOKY BOY GET THIS IM CHRISTIAN YOUR NOT SO THATS ONE STICK AGAIN YOU YOU GOT TO GIVE ME REASONS TO HELP YOU AND SO FAR ALL I GOT IS YOU NEED TO PAY SOME POOFTER FOR KEYS FOR BOXES WELL SO FAR SO BAD I WANT REASONS COOKY BOY NOT JUST GRAVELLING MAKE IT GOOD OR DONT BOTHER AY

The eventual goal; a safari to Cote d'Ivoire, where a devout volunteer will go with donations to people including Tim Tam - I hope to involve Sapharee Hotel...

Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2016 3:27 am

This arrived in the wee small hours local time:

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I am a christain like you,the muslim comminity killed my father because of enyi as a good businessman.Well i lost my guidian this is the reason i need your help as a christian to help me with the love of Christ to enable me be with you there in your country to continue my education there in your country successfully.
Sir,i want you to be my gudain to live with you there in your country,while you will help me to duplicate the key to open the box to get access to the funds.then i can transfer the funds to you in your country before i will get my visa and ticket ready to meet you there to further my education for my future.Daddy when the box is open how can i transfer the funds to you before my arrival in your country
Sir, Engineer bently is demanding the charges to get the duplicated key ready to open the box,i would like you to send the demanding charges to him via Money gram or Western Union Money transfer to his cashier name Mrs Sarah Mensah, Accra Ghana.kindly forward the information to me after you have send the charges to Engineer Bently.

Mick is off to church so no reply today.

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2016 9:35 am

Tim Tam is sounding anxious.

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I guarantee you, you will never never regret helping me out of this predicament here in west Africa because i am highly stranded here in Africa, moreover i am contemplating to relocate from Africa before i melt your daughter, and she guarantee me that you can receive me in Australia with my late father funds safely, i hold on unto my word because my word is my bold, i will always keep to my word until dead do me pass
However Engineer Louise Bently need the requested $850 before he can duplicate the keys to open the boxes for the access of the funds, as soon as the boxes is open i we started sending finds to you through bank to bank or through western union bit by bit
From now on you are my guidance Sir, for your information the boxes is vert safe with me

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Please rescue me from this mess and stress i am passing through here in Africa, because you will never never regret helping me, response to me, please
The Engineer is waiting for me

Meanwhile, an anxious email to Cammy:

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He seems your father is scare to help me out, please fine solution white to help me

I don't know if Mick's reply would help Tim Tam's mood.

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WHAT MESS AND STRESS ARE YOU HAVEING COOKY LOOKS TO ME LIKE YOU GOT IT BLOODY GOOD YOU GOT LODES OF MONEY SHULD HAVE AKSED HOW OLD ARE YOU WHAT CHURCH ARE YOU LAST BITS IMPOTANT AY

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2016 9:37 am

Every time I see the title of this thread, I think of the blues song.

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2016 11:53 am

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I am 21 year old and i attend Pentecostal church in my province, help me out with the $850 to pay the engineer to enablr him give me the keys to open the boxes, i guarantee you recompense rewards as soon as you send the $850 for the keys, i guarantee you my word as bold
The two boxes are here with me without keys, because i misplace the keys, when the boxes is open i will sent you the funds through bank to bank transfer bit by bit
Moreover i am coming to join you up

Time to bring out Mick's own Catholicism, and to ask the Lad "Are you a poofter?"

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Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2016 10:08 am

Mick didn't think much of that.

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PENTOCOASTAL RIGHT THATS NO GOOD NO SALIVATION OUTSIDE MOTHER CHURCH YOUR TOO OLD TO CALL ME DADDY YOU SOUNDS LIKE A POOFTER ARE YOU A POOFTER HOPE YOUR NOT FOR YOU OWN SAKE ODDS ARENT GOOD AY YOU AND THAT GRILLIMAN

I don't think Tim Tam is really taking that in:

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please help me out for the keys, the engineer need the money first before the keys, i will send you money after opening

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please i want you to confirm from Engineer Louise Bently regards the consignment boxes...please send the $850 across to Bentley to enable give me the keys

I doubt that this reply will do much - maybe it's time to get a number from Tim Tam.

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YOUR NOT WITH THE REAL CHURCH THE MOTHER CHURCH YOU ARNT TRUE CHRISTIAN SO YOU CAN ARSK AWAY BUT I WONT DO A THING FOR YOU IF YOU DONT DUMP THOSE PENTOCOASTALS COME TO MOTHER CHURCH YOU UNDERSTAND ME

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