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Thursten3rd
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2015 3:26 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Joe is grateful for the info. And he has a plan.

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Dear Jobs,

Thank you for the information. Jolly good effort! I have some people in mind who might be willing to help us, and by us I meant the orphans. Wink! I should have some information for you in about a week since I feel it best to approach them during a particular Holiday.

Giving out my phone number is out of the question, I'm afraid. Even if I weren't going through training to become a Regional Manager, my job duties keep me extremely busy throughout the day, and the last thing I want is to have people ringing me on up on the golf curse. I'm sure you understand. Feel free to give your man in Ghana my email address, however. It has worked well for you and am sure it will do the same for him.

Best regards, etc.,

Joseph B. Walsh
Regional Manager in Training, HSBC

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2015 4:49 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Thursten3rd wrote:
I would greatly appreciate if someone would PM me and let me know how to post pics on this forum.

No PM necessary. This is probably a question lots of folks have, so I'll just post it for future reference. There are two main ways you can post pics on the forum:

(1) Go gold. It gets you 45 or 50 MB of storage space that you can use to set up a website, store goodies, host pics, etc.
(2) Use a third-party host site. I haven't used it myself but either bware or capone recommended http://www.scamwarners.com/main/ to me.

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 19, 2015 7:11 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Much gracias! I'll see what I can do.

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 23, 2015 3:18 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Over the weekend, Stevie-pooh dropped Joe a line. His de-education is still in evidence.

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Dear good friend in business,

Sorry for the late response to your mail, hope you're in the pool of good health as I'm.

Well, that sounds so pretty to hear you have some people in mind who will be willing to give to the orphans. Am very happy for all and hopping to hear from them as well.

Of cause i did gave out your email address to my good man and surely he will get in touch with you, far as he is always in the home, he got every current news to it as he always updates me. Also, he holds every monetary aspects of the orphanage and with that i will like you to send the new clients on his way, for he will explain clearly to them and how the money will be used, but do keep me updated of what is happing. Hopping to hear from you soon.

Regards


Joe replies, asking for more info.

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Dear Jobs,

Very well, I will tell them to contact your man in Ghana directly. Sadly, he has not contacted me, yet. And it would be a shame if I had to put off speaking with anyone because I had no name and contact information. Oh, and any other details you could provide would be most appreciated. I will be making my presentation this coming Thursday so the the sooner you and your partner can provide the information I need the better.

Regards, etc.,

Joseph B. Walsh
Regional Manager in Training, HSBC


So the stage is set. Joe will be approaching some wealthy customers on Stevie's behave, armed pics and info. What could possibly go wrong?

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 24, 2015 3:08 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Our lad was quick to respond.

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Dear good friend in business,

It's always nice hearing from you and I guess you're in good condition as I'm .

Well you're absolutely right and surely he would be mailing you and of cause you would be having the info from him, but please do let the clients to know very well that am the owner of the orphanage (Oh, you can count on that) and they should always keep me updated of what is happening between them and the good man for me to know if things are on the right path.

All best wishes to you in your presentation and hopping to hear from you.

Regards


Joe sends a brief respond.

Quote:
Dear Jobs,

Good to know you are on top of things over there in Ghana. As long as your little helper contacts me by tomorrow P.M., this business will proceed smoothly. If not, I shall be forced to have these people contact you directly, should they be interested. Of cause, you can always direct them to your helper, yourself, but I'm sure you would agree that it is best we keep things a simple as possible.

Regards, etc.,

Joseph B. Walsh
Regional Manager in Training, HSBC

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 25, 2015 3:33 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This lad takes laziness to a whole new level. Rolling Eyes Oh well, at least the stage is now set for success! Twisted Evil

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Dear good friend in business,

Oh well I support your idea that we keep things a simple as possible far as it's taken so long for my good man to mail you. Of cause let the people contact me directly I will handle that and will stick to the conditions of this business.

I know you would surely speak high about the orphanage to them and of cause when they get convinced, there wouldn't be much to talk about but only for us to take our donation from them and you know what that means, wink.(actually, I don't) I don't really care how much would be sent to the home but what matters most in this our venture is you taking your percentage and trying your best to get the remainder been sent to the orphanage because I highly appreciate your effort been used in always making this business a jolly. Not to express much but I hope this would go successfully and we would surely do more business as I have in mind and will tell you when this goes well with as. Hopping to hear from you soon.

Kind regards

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 26, 2015 12:07 am Reply with quoteBack to top

The lad doesn't want Roger to give his email address to Hilts, instead he asks for WU:

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Don't give it out to him but I gave you an option here, that's I want you to send $500 to the care taker in the orphanage through Western Union and when he successfully pick that money I will tell you what to do next but if you are not willing to do so then I advise you stop mailing me. Below are the details.

<snip>

When you're done with the sending then you give me the 10 digits code that we would used to pick the money.


Roger will be confused about this. He offered the lad a $30,000 donation, why does he only want $500? I tell you, lads have no ambition these days...

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 27, 2015 8:09 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Roger calls the lad out for asking for small money:

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I am confused. Why are you asking me to send only $500.00 dollars by Western Union? I am making a donation of $30,000.00 dollars, don't you want the full donation? I just need you to get in torch with my banker so you can help him fix the issue that is blocking me from sending the money to your account. Why are you causing delays by making unserious demands?


Eventually he will give in. If not, I'll have Hilts contact him anyway.

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 30, 2015 3:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Stevie's "good man" in Ghana finally gets around to emailing Joe, and he's asking for a phone number again.

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Attention: Joseph B. Walsh
HSBC Regional Manager


I am asking by Steve Jobs to contact you in regards to Steve Jobs Orphanage Home, Accra Ghana.
For the past two (2) weeks we were busy for the end of the year party we are about to organize for the children. We were going around to get donors and sponsors of the event.

Sir, before I give more details of this great God lovely home (SJOH) I like to speak with you in order to familiar and be sure of whom we are dealing with.

Your direct telephone number, your work/residing contact, the moment you forwarded the required, we will give you more details of SJOH and our great partners/sponsors.

Yours brother
Denis Derik
Director/Coordinator (Basic Rights Foundation/Steve Jobs Orphanage Home)
Tel:+233 dial-a-mugu

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PostPosted: Mon Nov 30, 2015 11:24 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Steve just reiterates his demand for WU:

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Send me the $500 through the western union when i pick it i would tell you what to do next ok


Roger lets him know that he is banned from WU:

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Ok, well I didn't want to tell you this because it is embarrassing to me, but I actually can't send the donation to you by Western Union because I am banned from there.

You see, last year I was trying to send money by Western Union to my friend and business partner Mr Ajayi in Nigeria for our oil deal. But the Clark there wouldn't let me send the money, because he said my friend was a fraud star who was scamming me. Can you believe the nerves of that smudged bastard?

Anyway, I got upset that he was saying wicked things about my friend and I punched him right in the face. The police where called and I was chargered to court for a salt and batteries and I had to spend a night in jail. The judge gave me one year prohibition and said that I couldn't send money by Western Union again or else I could go back to jail.

So I can't send money that way, and that is why I wanted to use a bank transfer instead. Can't you just work with my banker Mr Hilts to make this easier?


We'll see what he says.

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 01, 2015 3:34 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Joe replies to both of our boi's alter egos.

To Stevie-pooh, he wrote:

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Dear Jobs,

I am afraid I must ask you a personal question. Is there something about yourself you haven't told me? something that would have caused you to leave your previous profession, change your name and enter military service to hide your shame? I need your honest response as soon as possible. Our business partnership could very well live or die by your respond.

Regards, etc.,

Joseph B. Walsh
Regional Manager in Training, HSBC


And to his "good man":

Quote:
Dear Mr. Derik,

Forgive me if I don not recognized your name. The last I heard from your boss, just a few months ago, there was someone else running his orphanage in Ghana. It would also seam that he has not kept you abreast of the situation. As it stands now, I already know about your operation and the little kafirs in in your charge. I have also made it clear that, at least for the time being, I am content to communicate via email missiles. And finally, given your inability to respond to directives in a timely manner, I will continue to deal directly with Mr. Jobs directly, for the time being.

Now that introductions are out of the way, I must ask you a question; and I expect you to send your answer more quickly than two weeks (you aren't the only one in the world how is busy, after all). I need you to tell me how much you know about our Mr. Jobs, In particle, I need to know if he has any sort of legal problem in his background that he may have told you about.

Regards, etc.,

Joseph B. Walsh
Regional Manager in Training, HSBC

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...you cannot kill me of Innocency....! - Reverend Mark Obum

Well, is now getting to a point which you're searching for the other side of me, and if you don,t reason well, you will surely see it from me. - Steve Jobs, Commander in Chief
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 03, 2015 3:07 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Steve hasn't replied to Roger about whether he can bring Hilts into things, so Hilts sent his standard email to Steve offering to work with him. Let's see what he says.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 04, 2015 2:49 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Stevie's alter ego in Ghana gets snippy. He is about to get the J. Walsh treatment.

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Mr. Joseph Walsh,

If you are not ready to give your full contact and direct telephone line, we will henceforth stop communicating with you, because it means you are not transparent; also we will advice our boss Mr. Steve to discontinue communicating with you. Your refusing to send your real contact means you are not honest and you are not even sincere to yourself.

Is a waste of time as you can see God has been so faithful to us, so we don't beg and we don't deal with those who are not transparent.

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Well, is now getting to a point which you're searching for the other side of me, and if you don,t reason well, you will surely see it from me. - Steve Jobs, Commander in Chief
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 04, 2015 3:12 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Joe is not pleased with the "good man's" manners.

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To: Denis Derik
Director/Coordinator (Basic Rights Foundation/Steve Jobs Orphanage Home)

From: Joseph B. Walsh
regional Manager in Training, HSBC

Well, I'm sure I've never been insulted like this before. So, your respond to my preference to use email for our communications is to make veiled threats and impugn my good character? Let me tell you something, you pathetic little cretin. Through my Church and banking clientelle, I have brought much needed supplies to hundreds of needy people throughout the world. Even now, while you are busying yourself throwing childish tantrums, I am in process of setting up relief efforts for another orphanage in the Ivory Coast. So you can see that I do not need you or your pathetic insults.

To be honest, I had been looking forward to working with you as I had thought you to be the brains behind this operation. Given the information that has recently come to light and your low-brow response to my quite reasonible request, however, I can see that I was mistaken. I can now see that your boss is the intelligent one while you are nothing more than a tiny brained wiper of other people's bottoms. If nothing else, your boss has always been civil toward me. You, on the other hand wouldn't know civilised behavior if it bit you on the arse.

Oh, and the last time I looked, it was not God who sends thousands of dollars to aide people like the children in your obviously inept care, but rather it is people like me.

Good day, sir.


In the meantime, Stevie tries to play "good cop":

Quote:
Dear good friend in business,

Am very sorry for the delay response to your mail, work haven't permit me to check my mails, but i hope you're in good health as I'm.

Well as to your question, honestly all that you're suppose to know about me have been told to you and there is nothing about me that am hiding from you and you have to believe it, am only worried of you because you're not willing to hold a private phone call conversation with my good man in Ghana which will have prove real about this business. Hopping to hear from you and our clients as well.

Kind regards

Steve Jobs

Commander-In-Chief


But Joe has has some issues he wants to discuss"

Quote:
Dear Steve,

I must admit that I am confuse. Why, after all we have been through, is this Derik person so upset over a matter as trifling as how we communicate? And, even if he thinks that speaking to me over the phone will magically make me "transparent", it does not excuse his deplorible manners! And just who is he, anyway? Whatever happened to that other good man you mentioned? Why can't I communicate with him? Or does he have the same goat-like manners as this Derik fellow?

Well, it may not amount to a fill of beans, anyway, given the problems in your past. Yes, I now know who you really are, and many of my previous questions have come into focus. You might recall my meeting with some of my bank customers a week ago yesterday. Well, they just happened to be your fellow Countrymen, living here on the more civilised side of the pound. It was they who recognised you from the pictures you sent. It does not bother me that I had to learn of your true identity from a group of Yankees. I can even deal with your past daliences. What concerns me is that you did not feel you could trust me, your business partner and mentor with the details of your sordid past. Even then, I might have taken that in stryde. But knowing now that you are a sex offender, and a child molester on top of it, you could have jeopardised my career witholding that kind of information.

Stephen (yes, I have verified that that is your real first name) I'm understand how you could feel as though yo'veu paid your debt to society and are looking to make a clean start for yourself in the military. I might have done the same thing myself, were I in your boots. But now you've put me in the position of having to report my findings to the Church. I an also not sure how to move forward with our business. Indeed, I'm not sure we can move forward.

Think about what I've written. Think about your past and how you want to move forward into the future, then get back to me. I will postpone taking action until I hear from you. But do not take too long as I will not wait forever.

regards etc.,
Joseph B. Walsh
Regional Manager in Training, HSBC


Edit: This is the fastest I've ever received a response from this lad. I, er, Joe must have struck a nerve.

Quote:
Dear good friend in business,

You've been a great leader and got that good leadership style, but am not actually happy with the way you've react to this hold issue to the extend of dropping insults, voicing out offensive words which you yourself would not like one to used on you.

Well, am me and would never change my identity for no reason, i advise you keep my identity as i introduced to you and leave that false identity been given to you by people you think they know me. Am me and will remain me but know one else.

we've been in this business for ages now and you should not sit there and let anyone elsewhere to feed you with false fully information that would spoil our business. our business would only be fruitful if we hold respect and develop the heart of admitting and getting corrected with the right thing. I only ask for apology from you for any indecent words been used by Derik in his mail to you please forgive and lets continue with our business.

Regards

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Well, is now getting to a point which you're searching for the other side of me, and if you don,t reason well, you will surely see it from me. - Steve Jobs, Commander in Chief
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PostPosted: Sat Dec 05, 2015 5:32 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

This just in from Stevie's "good man" alter ego. Is this bait winding down?

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For you refusing to give your phone contact means you are nothing but a criminal

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 07, 2015 3:40 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Joe is back in the office and channels Python and Blackadder.

To Derik:

Quote:
I'm sure there many people in the world who would agree that I am a criminal, given my standing as a banker. I sincerely doubt, however. that any would say it is because I refused the give them my telephone number.

And you, for being a pathetic, mewling prat with the intellect and manners of a lump of fecal matter means you are a tiny-brained wiper of other pwople's bottoms.

You know, I had actually been looking forward to working with you until you proved to be a complete tit. Now I'm afraid I will have to refuse to have anything to do with the orphanage until your boss replaces you. Please keep that in mind the next time you have communications with a wealthy potential patron or you have sex with your mother or sister, whichever comes first; although I quite suspect that one of the latter will happen long before the former.

Good day.

P.S. Do be so kind as to continue sending your scintillating personal assessments of me. My staff and I can always use a good laugh. There's a good fellow.


And Stevie-pooh got this:

Quote:
Dear Stephen Collins,



thank you. I too have found our business dealings to be of great benefit.

Now, if you really think someone is lying to me, let's look at the suspect list. Working backward, there is my aquaintance with Scotland Yard who ran your pictures through the most advanced facial recognition software available. it was this software that made the positive identification of your true identity. Then there are some of my best bank customers who also happen to be your own Countrymen. People, by the way, who are already supporting the Happy Orphanage Home in Nigreia and wanted to help yours until they saw your pictures. And finally there is you, the one who provided those pitures in the first place. Now you tell me, which of these people is lying?

And while you are mulling that over, you need to decide what to do with that maternally-enraged gorilla you call a "good man". This is what he sent me over the weekend:

"For you refusing to give your phone contact means you are nothing but a criminal"

Really, the man lacks the mental capacity of a doorstop. Do you know I was about to forgive him his atrocious manners? That's right. Until he sent his latest screed, I had been inclined to pooh-pooh the whole affair. But I think you will agree that now I can't pooh-pooh it. After all even my pooh-poohs have their limits and that inbred moron has simply gone too far. Well, I told him that I will not be recommending your orphanage until he has been removed. I have some ideas how to handle your image problems but I abjectly refuse to have any more to do with that Derik fellow. I highly recommend getting that other good man back as soon as you can. The dear Miss Gina mentioned him once. Oobi or Yogi or something I believe his name was. Even with half of his brain removed, I think you will agree that he could not be worse than that maggot-ridden pustule you've got running the place now.

I look forward to your response as I'm sure you will do the right thing. The sooner you unload that dead weight weighing down yuor orphanage in Ghana, the sooner we can get to the business of repairing your tarnished public image.

Best regards and all that,

Joseph B. Walsh

Regional Manager in Training, HSBC

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 08, 2015 3:20 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Stevie answered very quickly once again. Either this is a different lad or he is in the Manic part of his cycle. Either way "Derik is out and "Yobi" should be coming back.

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Dear good friend in business,


Its great reading from you and i deeply appreciate your effort in this our noble business venture, i hope you're in the pool of good health as I'm here.


Well, as to the fact that Derick is still proving difficulties and not been respectful, i will make sure i take him out of my orphanage and bring back Yobi Walsh for he got so much respect and will fit in doing this job.I've been told that he is now working with a pharmaceutical company but he will still be very great full to have my call back to my orphanage.


As to his (Derick) nasty mail to you, i deeply apologize for that rude words been sent to you. I hope to hear your positive response to me as soon as possible and let all sleeping dogs lye , so that we get this our noble business venture on toes for the benefits of us and the orphanage.


Kind regards


Joe responds with relief, some advice and a nudge back toward becoming a TWAT.

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Dear Stephen,

Good to see you gaining some business acumen. You will be far better off without that torrid fellow Derik. Do you know my staff have taken to referring to him as the "Phone Nazi"? Let's hope this Yogi fellow is willing to give up his job selling drugs to bring some comfort to your orphans.

As to your past misdeeds, I don't really care. You are obviously trying to make amens by helping those less fortunate. and that's good enough for me. I've never been one of those cynical people who would see your orphanage work as a vehicle for feeding your more basic desires. Now, what we need is a new set of pictures for you. I have faith in your ability to find a few pictures of someone who resembles you. Having been in show business, I'm also sure you could take a few selfies with a bit of makeup to make yourself look somewhat different, as well.

Now, I must assk how you are coming along with your entry into our Holy Church. For the time been, I think they are the best way to gather in a large amount of cash in fairly short order. Even though this year's disbursements have been made, you are in the perfect position to get your paperwork submitted for the coming year. This should go quite smoothly, as long as you have not given the good Reverend or any of the Church staff any pictures of your real self, and you give him your new photos when the time comes.

Regards and Happy Festivus,

Joseph B. Walsh
Regional Manager in Training, HSBC

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 09, 2015 7:57 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Poor Stevie still hasn't figured out who is in charge. Joe will fix that.

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Dear good friend in business,

Its always nice hearing from you, i hope you're in good health as I'm.

Well i really appreciate your effort in this our noble business venture, but as i told you earlier, am me and don't see the reason why i should change my identity for the fact that others think am someone else , but for the sake of this our business, i support your idea that you're to get pictures that resemble me and of which you would use in convincing people who would be willing to donate to the orphans. Great job there, but i hope you will send me some of those pictures for me to have a look at them.(Looks like it's slappy time. Again)

Tactical manager, i believe you and hope you try your possible best to come out with good clients and surely we would share huge sums of money and when that is successfully done then i introduce you to rich business which is very fruitful and i know you would like it, won't you?

So try and get people who are ready to donate just along the week. Hopping to hear from you soon.

Regards

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 10, 2015 3:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Joe let's Stevie know who needs to do what.

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Dear Stephen Collins,

Can we please dispense with the your pretense that this is all some sort of mistake? You've been found out and you need to deal with it. Besides, only fool continues to deny the truth once it has come to light and I know your not a fool.

I am gratified as ever that you have seen the wisdom in my proposal. However, I do believe that sins you got yourself who molested those young girls you need to take an active role in repairing the damage. Or in this case smooth things over. Even if I wanted to do this for you my schedule between running my bank branch, finishing up my Regional Manager Training Course and preparing for the Christmas Holiday has left me time for little else. I will however be happy to give you an objective eye as to whether or not any pictures you find resemble you enough to pass mustard.

And that brings me to another issue of which you need to be aware. Ones I'm made a Regional Manager, I will no longer have direct access to customer information as that is all handled on the Branch level. This will make the Church my best possible source of prospective donors. So the more quickly you can get a new set of pictures the better,

Regards and all that,

Joseph B. Walsh
Regional Manager in Training, HSBC

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 11, 2015 1:35 am Reply with quoteBack to top

Steve never responded to Hilts, and didn't respond to Roger for two weeks, even after repeated prods. Finally, after Roger all but begged the lad to scam him, he changed his demands:

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Well i come with different solution and if actually you can't do this then i don't think you really want to support the orphans.

Now i want you to take part of the donation and buy four (4) HP laptops which will be used by the management team of the home in processing needed information in the office and put the remaining balance in an envelop and rap it with the laptops straight to DHL OFFICE for they are capable of sending parcels from one country to another and surely it would get to the management team of the orphanage. Below are the details to used at the DHL office in sending the parcel.

<snip address in Ghana>


Roger immediately accepts:

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I would be happy to donate lab top computers to the orphanage! How many do you need? I don't think I am familial with the (4)HP brand, can you tell me more about that?

Also, are you sure it is safe to rap the money in with the lab tops? Wouldn't it be faster and easier to send the money through my bank?


Steve sounds annoyed with Roger in his response:

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I don't have any bank account for you because i have already given you one and you fail to do it only to tell me there is a problem in sending it through that account given but i want you to know that just last week the orphanage receive a donation from Australia with that same account so now i don't see the reason why your banker cant also send it.

I don't care how many laptops is been send to the orphanage, what matters is you trying to get as many as you can and send it to the home with the details given.


Roger will try to persuade him to work with Hilts. Hopefully the lad will finally pick up on Hilts's offer. Roger will also have a lot more questions about the laptops.

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PostPosted: Fri Dec 11, 2015 10:27 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Roger asks the lad to work with Hilts:

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But all I know is what my banker Mr Hilts told me. He said there was a problem with the account and he could not complete the transfer. He also said you refused to work with him when he offered to work with you to fix the problem. I will go back to the bank today and ask him what the problem is, and see if he can fix it, because I would proffer to send my donation by bank transfer. Please work with him if he contacts you again.

You didn't answer my question about the lab tops. Can you tell me more about the (4)HP brand? Is that the best brand? I want to make sure your management team are getting only the best. How many management employees do you have? I will get one for each of them, does that sound good?


Eventually the lad should recognize the opportunity that Hilts is offering.

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 14, 2015 3:46 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Stevie-pooh has decided to use pics from an African American "friend" (read another ITP from the internet). NOT at all what Joe was asking for. Naturally, Joe will need a full explanation.

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Dear good friend in business,

Sorry for the delay response to your mail, i hope you're in good health as I'm.

Well, i needed to discuss things with my good friend here before i take his pictures for you in other to keep our business in shape far as this will speed up our business in convincing people who would be willing to donate to the orphans. He hardly take pictures but i made it clear to him of how i needed his pictures to show to people who will be willing to donate to my orphanage and he understood me and offer the pictures which i want you to look at them if they will be ok for the business. I have attached them.

Kind regards

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PostPosted: Mon Dec 14, 2015 10:54 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Roger went to the bank and asked Hilts to try to send the money again. Hilts slaps the lad for being stupid:

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That moron Roger came back to my bank today asking me to try sending the transfer to your account again. Why did you tell him there was no problem with the account?

Listen you goddam fool, the reason I told Roger there was a problem with the account was so I could talk to you about working together to scam the rich idiot. But apparently your too fucking stupid to recognize a great opportunity when you see it and play along.

Get back to me if your actually interested in making some serious money off Roger. Otherwise stop fucking up my jobs with Roger and I'll find another scammer to work with, one whose actually interested in making $1,000,000.00 USD. I bet there are plenty of them.



Meanwhile, Roger still hasn't gotten any answers about the laptops:

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I went back to the bank today and asked Mr Hilts to try the transfer again, but he said there was still some problem with it. He said he emailed you so that you could work together to fix the issue.

Can you please answer my question about the lab tops? I don't know how many you need or what that brand you mentioned is, and you haven't told me anything in days. Why are you so disorderly about this?


You would think he would be more interested in telling a victim who is willing to buy stuff for him what he wants.

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PostPosted: Tue Dec 15, 2015 2:52 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Joe is not happy but tries to be helpful.

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Dear Stephen,

It is times like this that make me wonder why I even border to try helping you. Have you read nothing I written over the past several emails? I asked for pictures of someone who resembels you. This man does not look like you at all. To begin with, he is a Negro while you are Caucasian. I understand how difficult this must be for you, given the mental challenges you face, but you must at least try to keep up.

After the first of the New Year, I will be managing an entire region of bank branches instead of just one. What this means for you is that I simply won't have nearly as much time to dedicate to holing your hand as I have in the past. As I understand it, just keeping up with the golfing invitations will be a full time job in and of itself!

Now, I would appreciate if you would take a good look in a mirror, then redouble your efforts andtry again.

Regards etc.,

Joseph B. Walsh
Regional Manager in Training, HSBC

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 16, 2015 10:36 pm Reply with quoteBack to top

Stevie goes into whining mode. Although he did send one pic of a white guy, he obviously needs to be reminded that it's all his fault.

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Dear good friend in business,

You have to stop making this business a hard task (Alrighty then) i know you now undstand how our business look like and so you should not always make it hard on me and if you're not in good faith to help me help this orphans is good you voice it out and i would stop worring myself on this profitless businesss or you think is easy getting someone pictures without his knowledge. You have to stop those selfish of yours and get the people ready for the donation .

Hope you're in good health as i'm. I have attact a picture and there is no difference between me and the picture attached (Rrriiiight) use it and get the people ready, hopping to hear from you soon.

regards


Image

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