Scared Lad is back! Insults + Luv + Romance Quadrangle

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Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2014 1:17 am

The difference in how sexual he is in his email to Kimbra vs Lovely Assistant is hilarious.

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2014 1:34 am

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Honey,
Good evening and how was your day today, i hope you are health wisely alright. baby i can not stay a minute without thinking of you, you have taken part of my soul, i love you honey, you are just a cultured lady divinely made.
i am planing to have a leave during your period of visit to enable me do a good massage on you, as things unfold i can arrange that, dear help buy this pill for me is called Dr maxman, i think it will help me give you the maximum pleasure you deserve, i can not find it here in Ghana. Shocked

There are some other things i will like you to get for me with part of my money, you will be inform as days are getting closer ok sweety,
I want you to always bear in your heart that you have found love in my sight, and will never regret loving me. always know that God is watching us, keeping us in all our ways, so therefore fear not and scare not for God is in charge.
You know what baby, i love you! i love you!! i love you!!! and so will it be. Take good care of yourself and remain bless.
Yours Lad.

And that's a real product folks and guess what? It's a scam! Laughing

The long rambling response. Thought I might give him multiple things to think about to make sure he is ready any time now for Kimbra's quest for marriage. And time to bring Lovely Assistant back into the picture

Honey dear,
You must have read my mind! I was just going to email you and here I have an email from you. You are so near and dear to my heart that you must now know my thoughts and read them ahead of me contacting you. How sweet is that!
Oh honey, you are making me laugh. I don't need you to take any pills to make me satisfied. I am sure you will be fine the way you are. After all, they say- it isn't the size of the pencil, it's how you write with it. Lol. I am sure you are just the right size for me and you and I will be jamming like no one has ever done before. I really can't wait.
Do you think we could get married at this cathedral in Abidjan? I found it online and just fell in love with it. I have loved beautiful stained glass church windows since I was a little child and these ones are just great. Maybe we can have a ceremony here, then celebrate in Ghana and then Nigeria? I want to celebrate all over. I want the world to know I am your wife and you are my husband. Oh, and I really want Lovely Assistant to be my maid of honor. I know she has moved to Bahrain, so that will put her closer to where we are. I hope that plan is ok with you, as I want to share that day with my best friend.
Speaking of Lovely Assistant, I am really worried about her. Maybe seeing her at the wedding, I can talk some sense into her. All the work she is doing, the questions, she asks, the strange way she views things. Honey, it is a wonder that we can bear to live within the same universe. I will try to not tell her too much but I do have to discuss the wedding with her and see when she can travel. She started that new job and it may impact her schedule.
Oh and honey, when are you thinking of me traveling? I have gotten my shots, I have started some paperwork and I am still thinking around the Labor Day holiday or such. Does that work for you? I have to arrange to be away too, although who knows? I may not be back any time soon. Lol
Oh, and now I'm rambling. I also need to arrange a safe way to bring the money for the gold transfer too. I want to send that after I review the gold site, like you said I could. I feel like I'm missing something but I know you will remind me. Right? Honey, I want to invest about $280,000 in the gold, so this is a big deal to me. I want that much protected for my future and yours and our children. I know i have to bring an extra $20,000 for just the taxes. Do you think that is enough? Too much? I guess if I buy the first batch, send it to the US, I can buy more and have it ship when you travel back with me. Wait until all the richy snobby girls around here see who I snagged as a husband. They will all be so jealous! Lol
Oh and baby do we need a prenuptual agreement? I don't want you to think I am after your money and I know you are not after mine. I just thought I should ask to protect us both. I have a good friend who is my attorney and a draft could be easily done.
Ok honey. Here is where I tell you what's really on my mind. I love you and the thought I being with you. I love the thought of being your wife. I love the idea of standing before God and pledging my life with yours. I love the idea that I can find a man who understands me and my heart. I love that i can invest my money and feel really safe. I love that I can share my life with a man who already has money and is not after mine. I love it all. I love you, all of you, head to toe, bottom to top.
Your one and only Kimbra

Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2014 3:23 am

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Sweet heart,
Good day and how are you doing today, honey i all the time read your mind, i know you always think of me, and i am in your heart soul and spirit, i also having the same feelings for you sweety.
Yes i want you to laugh, because you deserve the best but if you say so no problem, since the size of the pencil doesnt matter but what matter is the shapeness and i have it i assure you, you will enjoy it and be satisfy.
Why not we can get married in that cathedral in Ivory coast but the situation in that country is not too safe to take you there, they just finished civil war last year and millions of people died, the peace in Abidjan is fragile now can not take you there for safety pls forget it for now, we will plan a visit to Ivory coast but not this time because you are my precious wife and will not like to take you where something will hurt you ok dear and Nigeria, in lagos now 3 people has died for Ebola case and i can not try that chance with you my precious one.
Definitely people must surely know we are Mr and Mrs no doubt about that ok dear.
I am not comfortable any more with Lovely Assistant, my dear if you see the type of people their heads is chopped off that Lovely Assistant sent to me you cant believe it, i am afraid of Lovely Assistant now, because i have tried my best to make her come out of the this evil group but she refuse, pls yes she is a friend but keep her away we are not of the same thinking sorry but that is the truth.
Honey good to hear you have already started preparation, i suggest your coming to be around the labour Day, then i will be able to have time for you and make you to enjoy your trip so the labour Day will be fine for me.
Do you want to carry the money on you or can you send some in my account, i think is better you send some in my account and carry some on you as well, what do you think? honey this amount is the cost of the 10 kilos of the gold and the 7% of government tax which is $19600 usd which make a total sum of $299.600 usd, this amount is for the 10 kilos and not part of our investment plan because you are going to take the gold along with you. The gold site issue is not what we are going to do now because it involves millions of dollars i will let you see it and we will plan on it in future.
Sweety i have no problem if you wish we can have a written agreement, is good i know my money is for you and your is mine, our coming together is not because of money but money is important in all dealings.
I think what we need to do is sit down and plan way forward but it is ok, ask your attorney to draft the agreement.
I love you dear we can walk across any mountain ok. Dont stop thinking of me, i am in you and you in me.
God bless you tks honey, yours husband to be Lad.

I think Kimbra may enjoy becoming a Bridezilla!

Hi love,
oh so wonderful to talk again tonight with you. I am working hard so I can get things done and clear my calendar to be with you as I said. Honey, I will work through some details and look at Togo as you suggested. I have to admit I am really hooked on that cathedral in Abidjan, so please keep that in mind. Please just for me.
Honey, is it your intent for us to go to Accra first and be married later? I must admit to you, I am in a hurry to be married first and then go from there. I was thinking married first, then trip to Accra to transact the gold purchase and see your work (once we have secured that Lovely Assistant and her gang are nowhere near us), then off on a honeymoon. Do you like that idea? I am already looking at wedding dresses and what I want to wear- simple but I want to be beautiful for you. You will be proud to have me as your wife and I will be proud to have you as my husband. Do you want me to bring your ring from here or shall we get it there? I wouldn't mind surprising you if you tell me your ring size. Lol
Baby, when I go to sleep at night, I dream of your magic pencil all up inside me and I will not stop having you write until I am screaming your name and letting you know that everything is the best it could be. You turn me on like no other man has done. I can have any average US man here but instead I get my gorgeous E to keep me happy. I am one lucky girl!
I am off to bed to dream of you and me entwined. Take care for me and I will do the same. i send you my love and kisses and of course my heart.
Your one and only Kimbra

Oh that magic pencil. Keep writing baby!

I sent him a picture of a cathedral in Abidjan. Kimbra really really wants to get married there

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Sweety,
How was your day i hope it was sound and sweet, i am watching my mail to see if there will be a mail from you but not yet still looking, Honey this cathedral is the best in the sub region will surely like to wed you there, but i dont want to risky that with you, will you like us to wait till around december to check the political situation of Abidjan before taking a trip there, here we will only make a court marriage to approved us husband and wife then we can do our wedding in any country, how about that honey, think about it ok. I love you my honey, i am only seeing you together in the bed alone, you can imagine what is happening on the bed, some sweet noise is coming out of your mouth is like cry and joy, you understand what i mean, that day will tell. remain bless my baby angel.
Yours darling Lad.

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Hello sweet heart,
How was your day today, i was all the day busy working putting things in order honey, but i have stop to give attenton to your sweet mail just what i am doing now is replying your mail, our telephone discussion was a great boost my sleep was sound no bad dream only sweet dream of being with you, honey make this dream come true plssss.
Honey i hope you understand what i said about the cathedral and Abidjan, not that we will not be there but for the mean time we should wait.
Honey we are doing the marriage here in Accra Ghana we will only visit Togo for sight seeing and the cathedral in Abidjan i must take you there also for sight seeing, but we have to consider the country's situation first before taking any step ok honey.
You can only buy your wedding dress and my suit in US the quality one, but we will buy the ring here in Ghana is better.
Our plans has not changed, you are coming for 2 things, 1, For marriage, and 2, for business, just like using one stone to kill 2 birds, everything is stil as we planned no changes ok sweety. And you did not tell me how you are going to handle the fund, whether you will pay in half of the money and carry the half with you, let me know pls.
Yes honey i love your idea, we have to keep Lovely Assistant away from us until she repented and decided to be a normal human being then we can bring her closer. Our honeymoon will be in TOGO what about that any objection.
Honey you have a wonderful dream your dream will come to pass very soon where you will be sleeping with my magic pencil live without dreaming about it any more.
Sweety do this important thing for me, i have been buying many laptops and phones but anytime i use it one problem to another, i want you to buy one good laptop namely HP and one iphone plssssss package it and send it to me through DHL, before your arrival send it as a gift to me or use part of my gold money for the purchase ok dear. dont waste time in sending it or should i stil buy it here.
Honey let me leave you here and solve some other problems on my desk, I love you, remain bless sweety,
Yours only one Lad.

He's not understanding yet how strong willed Kimbra is and how much she really really wants to get her way about this wedding. And the gold. And that magic pencil

And she doesn't get the ring yet but he wants a laptop?

Sweet love of mine,
I am home quickly and then must go do some things. I thought I would tell you so you would know why I can't answer if you call. I will answer your email when I return. I want to think about the wedding. I am not a fan of doing it in Ghana, so please let's discuss something else. I have some good reasons, mainly starting with Lovely Assistant. You are so sweet, every word just melts my heart.
Til later my love, your Kimbra

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Sweety,
Your wish is my desire no matter where you wish to have the wedding i will make it happen, we can have court wedding in Ghana then do the society wedding where of your choice ok honey, never mind i will make it up to you.
Yours darling Lad.

Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2014 4:40 am

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i am afraid of Lovely Assistant now

Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2014 2:42 am

Showing his controlling side doesn't bode well for the start of a good relationship. He sure is afraid of Lovely Assistant and crew but that's not working for Kimbra. The story continues...

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Hi Honey,
How are you doing today, for me i am doing great. your message came as a shock, i dont want you to have headache because of this wedding, honey is what we are going to take our time and do good planning ok.
Lovely Assistant has never been to Ghana before so how does she know that ghana is not safe, it is only unsafe for people doing bad things as i told Lovely Assistant.
Honey i told you to keep Lovely Assistant and Mad Chemist away for now from my affair, unless they want to use you to get me, Lovely Assistant has invited me to Abidjan before i said no, what do you want to achieve with Lovely Assistant, honey, is there anything you are not telling. Ok hear this story, Lovely Assistant and Mad Chemist wanted me to join AQ Mad Chemist told me what to do and how to do it and became a member of AQ, I went to see an Imam who is living around my house, after i tell the imam what i want him to do for me, the Imam secretly called police to arrest me that i am planing to join AQ, police came in immediately and started investigating me, my passport and bank account was seized till now, but my lawyer is working to get all this thing back to me. when they know i can not be there member they started planing for my life, so i can stil believe that they are stil at it. so i dont want any involvement of this group on my affair with you plsss.
Court marriage is good when two foreign partners are in close relation, and the government of USA can only recognise any document from court maybe for residential permit, and church wedding is only for the followers of God, this kind of wedding is performed in the church not in the court so we will stil do the two, plss understand this honey.
we can wait for the gold business untill things are clarify before your eye, i can see you have no confidence yet in this business. my dear i am not interested in your money to be honest with you, just take your time.
About the loptap and the phone i will wait for your surprise.
One thing i will like to tell you is that i love you and remember someone like Lad is in Ghana dying in your feelings. be bless honey, yours Lad.

Well, a slap is needed. If he doesn't get the message, harder as we go along

Dear love,
I think we must quit talking about the trip right now. I am a girl and I have always wanted the wedding of my dreams. We will have an official and a priest there to cover both issues. I am a Christian woman marrying a Christian man and I want to be married in a beautiful church. Even if it is only you, me and some witnesses, that is what I want. I will not be happy unless that is it. I will not have my father there to walk me down the aisle. I will not have my mother there to help me with my dress and use a tissue to wipe my tears. And I will need Lovely Assistant to be there, as she is my oldest and dearest friend in the world. I will make sure she understands there is to be no nonsense, no chopped heads, only love and the grace of you and me together.
Honey, I must have it this way. You have stolen my heart but I must let my spirit and soul guide us at the start of our marriage. It is so important to me. If you need more time to understand this, we can work on that. I want to marry you today but not under these circumstances. Please see my heart. Please see my love.
Oh love and I have every confidence in you and your gold business. I feel sad if you think I don't. I can tell by the way you have guided me that you know. I am new to this and I don't want to make a mistake or cause you a problem. Since my money will be your money and vice versa, I see no problem. I have even decided we don't need any prenup, as I trust you based on the way you have treated me with love and kindness and fairness. Now if I can just get you to agree on the wedding location, all will be perfect. Lol. I still want to invest heavily in the gold you have, as I don't trust the stock market, money markets, etc here. The investment brokers I meet make my skin crawl.
I will make sure to pick the best laptop for you and the best phone. I am still looking over phone plans and will need to pick something soon so we can agree on it. Are there any other countries in which you like to travel so I can see what plan is best? I want to do good homework and bring my new husband the best possible choice.
Baby, I need to ask you some questions as we don't talk much about just silly stuff. What is your favorite color? I would like to buy some lingere in that color to make you happy while you have that magic pencil writing love songs to me. I will pick out something especially for you to make you happy and delighted with me. Tho isn't it silly how we pay so much for something that will stay on me only a short time? Lol
I am off to bed. I have an outing tomorrow with friends that will take me most of the day. I hope to talk to you Sunday, maybe in the afternoon after I am home from church and dinner? I miss your sweet voice. It makes me happy to hear it and hear you say you love me. I love telling you I love you too. It makes my heart happy.
Take care my sweetheart. Let neither of us fret over these details. I know we will come to a good conclusion. You just need to let Kimbra have her way and all will be well.
Love and kisses, your Kimbra

Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2014 1:29 am

Oops trouble in loveland

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Sweet heart, sweet heart,
Do you really want to marry me, and you love me very much? The place for our wedding is 2 ways or options either in your place in America or in my place Ghana where i have some relative to attain my wedding, i can not make it to your place because my passport is stil with the police due to the problem Mad Chemist and Lovely Assistant cause me, which i told you in my last mail, but you did not comment on that, why? i dont know, even the ban on my bank account is not yet lifted but my lawyer is seriously working on that. because of this i have just few workers working on my mining site, my wealth is more in properties than in liquid cash, that is why i wanted you to buy this 10 kilos so i can have cash to perform what is neccessary in this our wedding.
Honey, i know you needed me as much i needed you, grant my request and stop listening to Lovely Assistant instigating words she is infusing on you, she is only afraid because i treaten her with police when she come to Ghana, among all the country in our sub region no one without problem.
Baby i thank you for all the sweet words you said to me my favorite colour is white i also like suits in black and the size is 56 and my shirt size is 16 xxl, i appreciate, do you know that God has join us to be one, so pls dont listen to side talk ok honey.
I will be waiting to speak with you tomorrow as you promise, and pls becareful as you are having time with your friends today, baby my heart is open to hear YES to my request so that the joy of the day will be mine. be blessed, yours darling Lad

He's making it difficult to get him to move out of Ghana but Kimbra knows what she wants and what Lovely Assistant has going on with the Mad Chemist. Time to pull the thread

Honey,
it is late here and you have been on my mind all day long. I feel sad that you would think I have anything positive to say or think about the whole mess with Lovely Assistant. E, she is my best friend and I still have to stay in contact with her. She helped me get through the painful death of my parents and she even introduced me to you. I cannot hate her or remove her from my life, even though I hate what she does and who she is with. Please understand my heart on this. I am also staying in touch with her to protect you, to hope she will always tell me her plans, at least the ones she knows about. I promise I will do nothing but keep the mess from you.
Love, I wish you could come here so we could be married but that looks impossible. I also believe if I come to Ghana and want Lovely Assistant there, you will be harmed. So what is another alternative? It hurts me to think you don't believe I want to marry you. I didn't say I love you easily and I would not agree to marry you if I didn't think that is what I really want. YOU are what I want. I want to be with YOU. YOU are who I see in my life as a clear path, the one that God has put in front of me to be my lover and my partner in life and in business. If you don't see this too, tell me now so I can feel my heart break and let you go.
But before you could even do that please know this:
You are my E, and I will call you that because you are my everything. You are my eloquent enchanting enhancer of my life.
I am off to bed. Had a little too much wine. I am hoping we can talk tomorrow but I have church in the morning, then I usually have dinner after with friends. How I wish you were here to share that with me.
Yes, all my love, Kimbra

We will see if that moves him off the Ghana path

There was a long phone call, all full of all the horrible things related to Lovely Assistant and Mad Chemist. He doesn't want Lovely Assistant at the wedding and Kimbra insists it has to happen. Even had to agree to allow the FBI to be there so Lad could be safe. Laughing

Kimbra says that Lovely Assistant will have to deal with what she has been doing but has to be there because she is her only friend and she needs to see her friend as it may be the last time that happens. Sad

Now, where to get married? Stay tuned!

Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2014 10:07 am

May I suggest a Destination Wedding? Like at one of the South Carolina islands?

Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2014 12:10 am

Capone, I wish that was an option but his passport and bank account have been seized blah blah blah. Otherwise, great idea! We think we have found the perfect spot now and will reveal more later.

Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2014 12:26 am

Aww let's sweeten him up for the eventual thumping

Hi honey,
Although our phone call was about serious business today, I felt your heart and that is truly what I love the most about you. You have the best heart. I want you to know I have that for you too. I will protect you and your family from any threat from anyone surrounding us. We will find the perfect place to have our wedding and it will bring us joy. I just know it.
I hope this puts your mind at ease. I will trust you to take care of what you need with Lovely Assistant. I in many ways would rather that she would get arrested than to stay with Mad Chemist. At least then she would have a greater chance of staying alive.
I love you and will look forward to this week to bring us closer to being together. I send you love, kisses, my heart, my soul, my body to come. Lol
Your loving Kimbra

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Hello my Joy,
You are the joy of my life, baby i feel different anytime i talk to you on phone, you have a wonderful voice and that is credit to you and my reason of wanting you as a wife, more greese to your elbow, i know sincere honey that you have a good heart for me and you will do all thing possible to bring our union to light, thanks for this joy you have provided for me honey, baby i will do everything to give you the respect you deserve as my dear wife and you will be happy all the days of our marriage and nothing will ever make you unhappy, you will have a enough sex, i promise. let me know what you have decided on the location, you first.
But baby whatever your committement today plssss go and get me the laptop immediately and send it to me through DHL you can add my iphone to lessen your load when coming ok sweety. i am looking forward to this dear take it serious. i can not write plenty due to i am in public internet, i can not write much but my heart is for you.
I love you, i love you, i love you, my sweety.

More greese to your elbow??? Laughing

Needs smacked down for the constant begging for a computer and iPhone. Gold lad is truly the golddigger!

Hi honey o mine, my E,
I hope you have had a good day love. Mine has been busy. I have some friends I met at the women's bible retreat that have been to Africa and they said they might have some good ideas where I could go on my vacation to see you (wink wink I didn't tell them it would be for our wedding ceremony. Lol). I am hoping to find something that just really makes me happy as I've had to give up the idea of the cathedral. I think we will find something soon.
Baby, I told you, I don't like it when people beg me to buy them things. It makes me upset, like my money is all they care about. I know you think I should know better but seriously, it is bugging me. I don't want to find something and have to export it and deal with all that mess. You must trust I will bring you some new things when I come for the wedding and I expect wedding presents from you too. Let's see- what shall I ask for? Lol
I love you baby and I see you have another email, so I will answer it too. Love and kisses and anxious to get the things set for us to be togeither.
Your love, Kimbra

I think Kimbra deserves some mighty fine presents!
And another email. Not bad for someone who claims to have a bad laptop- 2 emails to me and apparent chat with Lovely Assistant

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Hello my baby,
I love you sweety, i have finished chating with Lovely Assistant and i told her that i want to marry her best friend Kimbra, and Lovely Assistant said you told her and it gladen my heart, then she told me that Mad Chemist wants to marry her too, i was happy for her too, i pretend as if you have not told me before that Mad Chemist sent his wife away because of Lovely Assistant, and i informed that my kimbra wants her present during our wedding, and she said yes that she will be there with Mad Chemist, this sound funny not. then i told her that i will send message to Mad Chemist at least to congratulation him for this unity with Lovely Assistant, honey for the fact i am trying to make friend with Mad Chemist and Lovely Assistant our safety is not granty, pls honey work on Lovely Assistant alone to be present alone and not with any Mad Chemist, but i will sent him Mad Chemist a mail right after i finish writing you and know his opinion, if he sound good i will know if he also sound negative i will also know, so lets see how it goes and we take dressing from there ok honey. You are what i need and will not relax until i have you on my arms, if our marriage is successful we are going far from Lovely Assistant and Mad Chemist, this is secret for us ok honey. My love take care for now, i love you and our location for marriage will be solved very soon. be blessed, i am your only one Lad.

Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2014 12:32 am

Lad tells Lovely Assistant he is in love with Kimbra. That's ok. Lovely Assistant loves The Mad Chemist.

8/18/14, 9:15:57 AM] LAD: Hi Blanca
[8/18/14, 9:16:32 AM] LAD: how are you doing today,
[8/18/14, 9:17:04 AM] LAD: It has been a long time, what have you been doing
[8/18/14, 9:18:10 AM] LAD: i am about to marry Kimbra, pls support me.
[8/18/14, 9:19:32 AM] LAD: ok good tks
[8/18/14, 9:20:06 AM] Lovely Assistant Hi. How are you?
[8/18/14, 9:20:21 AM] Lovely Assistant Yes. Kimbra told me. What a surprise. When did this all happen?
[8/18/14, 9:21:04 AM] LAD: Well it happen as a magic
[8/18/14, 9:21:54 AM] Lovely Assistant I can understand that.

[8/18/14, 9:21:59 AM] Lovely Assistant I have something I must tell you also.
[8/18/14, 9:22:24 AM] LAD: ok tell me
[8/18/14, 9:22:52 AM] LAD: i hope you are not angry
[8/18/14, 9:37:10 AM] LAD: Kimbra wishes you be with her on her wedding day as her only best friend,
[8/18/14, 9:37:31 AM] Lovely Assistant I am not angry.

[8/18/14, 9:37:45 AM] Lovely Assistant I have to tell you… I am in love with The Mad Chemist.
[8/18/14, 9:38:01 AM] Lovely Assistant We only realized it recently.
[8/18/14, 9:38:51 AM] LAD: Oh is a great news
[8/18/14, 9:39:09 AM] Lovely Assistant Smile

Thank you for understanding.
[8/18/14, 9:39:40 AM] Lovely Assistant He really is a wonderful person. I wish you were able to know him better.

[8/18/14, 9:42:26 AM] Lovely Assistant Are you there?
[8/18/14, 9:42:56 AM] LAD: since kimbra is your best friend it will be a great joy to make a great reunion in that regard, i will send a mail to The Mad Chemist congratulate him and make him my good friend, so that we can share ideas together.
[8/18/14, 9:43:17 AM] Lovely Assistant Ok.
[8/18/14, 9:43:24 AM] Lovely Assistant I would do anything for Kimbra.
[8/18/14, 9:43:30 AM] Lovely Assistant She is my oldest and dearest friend.
[8/18/14, 9:44:16 AM] LAD: Kimbra is a wonderful woman, she talks good about you, wanted not to miss you on her wedding

[8/18/14, 9:44:33 AM] Lovely Assistant I could never miss her wedding. She is a dear person.
[8/18/14, 9:44:47 AM] Lovely Assistant She is peaceful like you.
[8/18/14, 9:45:08 AM] LAD: Our problem now is location
[8/18/14, 9:45:40 AM] Lovely Assistant Why is that a problem?
[8/18/14, 9:46:04 AM] LAD: As she has been frighten that Ghana is not good,
[8/18/14, 9:46:15 AM] Lovely Assistant Where does she want to get married? America?
[8/18/14, 9:47:37 AM] LAD: We have not decided that yet, that has been our difficulty,
[8/18/14, 9:48:25 AM] Lovely Assistant My advice is you let her pick. The woman should make decisions on weddings.

[8/18/14, 9:48:30 AM] Lovely Assistant It’s not really a man’s thing.
[8/18/14, 9:48:40 AM] LAD: Ghana is the best place in the whole west africa, pls redirect her mind to Ghana, and my 100% for your safety
[8/18/14, 9:49:20 AM] Lovely Assistant I do not feel safe in Ghana, but that does not matter because it is Kimbra’s choice where she gets married.
[8/18/14, 9:49:33 AM] Lovely Assistant I have to say though that i do not think The Mad Chemist would come with me to Ghana.
[8/18/14, 9:50:26 AM] LAD: and you should also promise us that non of your group will be closer to you for peace to raign that day of her wedding
[8/18/14, 9:50:59 AM] Lovely Assistant It’s just me and The Mad Chemist.
[8/18/14, 9:53:10 AM] LAD: ok that will be great, i missed you, you are also such a wonderful person who also have understanding who also refuse to marry me.
[8/18/14, 9:53:42 AM] Lovely Assistant It was not right between us. You are a very nice man, but our lives are different.
[8/18/14, 9:53:50 AM] LAD: i am happy with you and The Mad Chemist
[8/18/14, 9:53:56 AM] Lovely Assistant Thanks! Smile

[8/18/14, 9:54:27 AM] Lovely Assistant You will like him a lot when you get to know him. I know you do not agree on Al Qa3da and B0ko Haram but there is more to life than that.
[8/18/14, 9:56:09 AM] LAD: Exactly Baby, you know i use to call you that name, to show i love you because of your understanding.
[8/18/14, 9:57:12 AM] LAD: To be honest with you you have nothing to fear about Ghana, i promise you that nothing will happen to you.
[8/18/14, 9:57:44 AM] LAD: Thank you for your support

[8/18/14, 9:57:49 AM] Lovely Assistant You have to get married where Kimbra wants to get married, not where I would want you two to get married. It is her wedding. Smile

[8/18/14, 9:58:02 AM] Lovely Assistant I will pick the location for my wedding. heehee
[8/18/14, 9:58:34 AM] Lovely Assistant Were does Kimbra want to get married?
[8/18/14, 9:58:41 AM] Lovely Assistant Only in the USA?
[8/18/14, 9:59:21 AM] LAD: we have not decided yet.
[8/18/14, 10:00:05 AM] LAD: we are still working on it
[8/18/14, 10:00:23 AM] Lovely Assistant ok. I am sure she will pick somewhere nice.

[8/18/14, 10:00:39 AM] Lovely Assistant She likes the beach from our days in Miami. Maybe she will find a nice beach.
[8/18/14, 10:01:41 AM] LAD: No she does not like her wedding in USA somewhere else
[8/18/14, 10:02:09 AM] Lovely Assistant Oh. ok.
[8/18/14, 10:02:28 AM] Lovely Assistant Well, she’s the girl so you need to let her choose. Smile

That’s how we girls are.

[8/18/14, 10:02:44 AM] Lovely Assistant You will be a good husband to her right?
[8/18/14, 10:02:51 AM] Lovely Assistant She is my friend and I care about her deeply
[8/18/14, 10:02:59 AM] LAD: we will decide very soon and come out with a location
[8/18/14, 10:03:46 AM] Lovely Assistant ok Smile

[8/18/14, 10:03:59 AM] Lovely Assistant I can’t wait to tell The Mad Chemist.

[8/18/14, 10:04:04 AM] Lovely Assistant He will be so surprised.
[8/18/14, 10:04:09 AM] Lovely Assistant I have not said anything about it.
[8/18/14, 10:04:31 AM] LAD: So your relation with The Mad Chemist is made upon now, because i want to send him a mail to congratulate for making a good choice
[8/18/14, 10:04:45 AM] Lovely Assistant Yes. We are together.
[8/18/14, 10:04:57 AM] LAD: good, good

[8/18/14, 10:06:28 AM] LAD: Now he is my best friend even though we did not agree in principle, but he is a man who respects ones opinion.
[8/18/14, 10:10:07 AM] LAD: all those time i was having misunderstanding with him i never reported anyone to police or any organisation for arrest or to kill, no never, i was just talking to make you be afraid
[8/18/14, 10:12:50 AM] Lovely Assistant It is ok. I am not afraid. I am really safe with The Mad Chemist.

[8/18/14, 10:13:08 AM] LAD: but my passport is reall seized and my bank account is also not yet release.
[8/18/14, 10:13:14 AM] Lovely Assistant It is like a fortress where we work. And you know he has many men who guard things.
[8/18/14, 10:14:16 AM] Lovely Assistant The Mad Chemist is lucky. his men in Bahrain and all the places where he works like Nigeria, Somalia, Afghanistan, etc. are fiercely loyal.
[8/18/14, 10:15:22 AM] LAD: Blanca you will never stop to amuse me
[8/18/14, 10:15:41 AM] Lovely Assistant ?
[8/18/14, 10:16:03 AM] LAD: i am not doubting the intergrity of The Mad Chemist
[8/18/14, 10:16:08 AM] Lovely Assistant Why?
[8/18/14, 10:16:14 AM] Lovely Assistant Oh never mind
[8/18/14, 10:16:18 AM] Lovely Assistant read that wrong
[8/18/14, 10:16:28 AM] LAD: yes
[8/18/14, 10:17:06 AM] Lovely Assistant I just mean, you don’t have to worry about me. I am very safe.
[8/18/14, 10:17:38 AM] LAD: how?
[8/18/14, 10:17:49 AM] LAD: do you mean
[8/18/14, 10:18:52 AM] Lovely Assistant I am safe here.
[8/18/14, 10:19:04 AM] Lovely Assistant Everything is great with me.

[8/18/14, 10:20:26 AM] LAD: Ok that is nice, because sometime i am worried about your safety, but now you are with a man like The Mad Chemist, i feel confident now.
[8/18/14, 10:21:34 AM] Lovely Assistant Thanks. Yes. The Mad Chemist is very protective.
[8/18/14, 10:21:58 AM] Lovely Assistant I know if anyone tried to hurt me he would have them dealt with so I feel safe.
[8/18/14, 10:22:44 AM] LAD: that is my joy
[8/18/14, 10:23:32 AM] Lovely Assistant Smile

[8/18/14, 10:23:42 AM] LAD: Kimbra is the woman of my heart
[8/18/14, 10:23:44 AM] Lovely Assistant Where will you and Kimbra live after you are married?
[8/18/14, 10:24:11 AM] LAD: In USA ofcouse
[8/18/14, 10:24:21 AM] Lovely Assistant That is nice. She likes it there.
[8/18/14, 10:24:35 AM] LAD: yes i know
[8/18/14, 10:24:36 AM] Lovely Assistant How do you feel about that though?
[8/18/14, 10:25:04 AM] LAD: which though?
[8/18/14, 10:25:22 AM] Lovely Assistant How do you feel about living in America?
[8/18/14, 10:25:30 AM] LAD: You mean marrying Kimbra
[8/18/14, 10:25:41 AM] Lovely Assistant No silly. Living in America.
[8/18/14, 10:25:51 AM] Lovely Assistant I hope you are thrilled about Kimbra. She is wonderful.

[8/18/14, 10:26:30 AM] LAD: My business will be extended to USA
[8/18/14, 10:26:58 AM] Lovely Assistant That’s good. You do business in the USA now, right? Or am I remembering that wrong?
[8/18/14, 10:27:31 AM] LAD: yes that is right
[8/18/14, 10:27:40 AM] Lovely Assistant So, that works out well then.
[8/18/14, 10:27:48 AM] Lovely Assistant It will not be a hard move for you.
[8/18/14, 10:28:10 AM] LAD: No no never
[8/18/14, 10:28:26 AM] LAD: it will be a sweet move

[8/18/14, 10:28:45 AM] Lovely Assistant That is good.
[8/18/14, 10:28:49 AM] Lovely Assistant I am happy for both of you,.
[8/18/14, 10:29:03 AM] Lovely Assistant Is The Mad Chemist still angry with you? He never mentions you.

[8/18/14, 10:29:11 AM] LAD: Thank you so much blanca
[8/18/14, 10:29:26 AM] LAD: we need your support ok
[8/18/14, 10:29:54 AM] Lovely Assistant Of course you have it.
[8/18/14, 10:30:24 AM] LAD: thank you again

[8/18/14, 10:31:09 AM] Lovely Assistant You are both very sweet people. And you remember I told you that I thinks she needs a loving man and to start a family.
[8/18/14, 10:32:29 AM] LAD: Yes i remember i cant forget that, you are our souce of contact
[8/18/14, 10:34:05 AM] Lovely Assistant Do you want to hear some good news about my work? I have been working with a new team in Lagos! We are having more people join from the south.

[8/18/14, 10:37:37 AM] Lovely Assistant Isn’t that wonderful? I am really excited and liking my job.
[8/18/14, 10:42:25 AM] LAD: why not i am very interested to hear about your new job.
[8/18/14, 10:42:41 AM] LAD: tell me about it
[8/18/14, 10:42:49 AM] Lovely Assistant ok. ok
[8/18/14, 10:43:36 AM] Lovely Assistant Well, it is really exciting. We have men from Lagos who are joining us now. We had some men there already but now we have more men and many new. And it is more organized.
[8/18/14, 10:43:46 AM] Lovely Assistant So it is a lot of fun to work with them and see their excitement too.
[8/18/14, 10:44:57 AM] LAD: great news for me pls tell me more
[8/18/14, 10:45:37 AM] Lovely Assistant That’s about it. They are very nice guys.
[8/18/14, 10:46:48 AM] LAD: are they joining AQ or b0ko haram
[8/18/14, 10:50:38 AM] Lovely Assistant B0ko Haram
[8/18/14, 10:51:08 AM] LAD: ok good
[8/18/14, 10:52:51 AM] Lovely Assistant (happy face)
[8/18/14, 10:53:55 AM] LAD: (curious face)
[8/18/14, 10:54:14 AM] Lovely Assistant ?
[8/18/14, 10:57:11 AM] Lovely Assistant Are you there?
[8/18/14, 10:57:42 AM] LAD: yes i am working writing to The Mad Chemist soon
[8/18/14, 10:58:01 AM] Lovely Assistant great.
[8/18/14, 10:58:12 AM] LAD: but anyway send my greetings

[8/18/14, 10:58:35 AM] Lovely Assistant Ok. I have not told him that we have been talking. Hopefully he will not be upset.
[8/18/14, 10:58:46 AM] Lovely Assistant I think now that you are marrying Kimbra he can’t be mad though.
[8/18/14, 10:59:25 AM] LAD: yes i will inform him
[8/18/14, 10:59:34 AM] LAD: is my guy

[8/18/14, 10:59:43 AM] Lovely Assistant I hope you two can be friends now.
[8/18/14, 10:59:58 AM] Lovely Assistant Because Kimbra and I are best friends so you two need to get along too.
[8/18/14, 11:00:39 AM] LAD: Yes you are right
[8/18/14, 11:01:24 AM] LAD: i will like to have him by my side.
[8/18/14, 11:01:57 AM] LAD: so i will surely write him tonight truth me
[8/18/14, 11:02:11 AM] Lovely Assistant ok.
[8/18/14, 11:05:29 AM] LAD: yes i promise i am happy you have him with you.
[8/18/14, 11:06:05 AM] Lovely Assistant Me too.
[8/18/14, 11:06:35 AM] Lovely Assistant He has so many brilliant ideas. I think he is going to change the world.
[8/18/14, 11:07:48 AM] LAD: Inshallah
[8/18/14, 11:08:25 AM] Lovely Assistant (happy face)
[8/18/14, 11:09:36 AM] LAD: do you speak arab
[8/18/14, 11:11:19 AM] Lovely Assistant Yes, a little but am learning more as I live here. The Mad Chemist is fluent. Like I know you just said God willing, which is of course a very common phrase here. Smile

[8/18/14, 11:11:54 AM] Lovely Assistant Do you speak Arabic?
[8/18/14, 11:12:00 AM] LAD: ok good
[8/18/14, 11:12:21 AM] LAD: little
[8/18/14, 11:12:48 AM] Lovely Assistant That’s good.
[8/18/14, 11:13:09 AM] Lovely Assistant A lot of men in B0ko Haram speak Hausa which I do not understand at all.
[8/18/14, 11:13:39 AM] LAD: yes i speak hausa too
[8/18/14, 11:13:45 AM] Lovely Assistant Really? That is great.
[8/18/14, 11:13:56 AM] Lovely Assistant You should talk to 1awa1 sometime. You can practice.
[8/18/14, 11:14:00 AM] LAD: very fluent
[8/18/14, 11:14:14 AM] Lovely Assistant 1awa1 speaks Hausa and Arabic fluent and his english is so-so
[8/18/14, 11:14:39 AM] LAD: i can see by his riting

[8/18/14, 11:14:47 AM] Lovely Assistant haha. It is not his native language.
[8/18/14, 11:15:02 AM] LAD: ok
[8/18/14, 11:15:16 AM] Lovely Assistant He is from really far northeast. Near Lake Chad.
[8/18/14, 11:15:48 AM] Lovely Assistant He is getting married too. Did I mention that? Everyone is getting married lately.
[8/18/14, 11:15:59 AM] LAD: ok good i know he is not a nigeria
[8/18/14, 11:16:31 AM] Lovely Assistant I’m pretty sure he was born in northern Nigeria. Why do you think he is from somewhere else?

[8/18/14, 11:16:49 AM] Lovely Assistant He’s from one of the really small villages I think.
[8/18/14, 11:17:14 AM] LAD: i just want to know because we are going to be friends now
[8/18/14, 11:17:25 AM] Lovely Assistant oh. You can ask him.
[8/18/14, 11:17:29 AM] Lovely Assistant How do you know Hausa?
[8/18/14, 11:17:37 AM] Lovely Assistant Was it hard to learn?
[8/18/14, 11:18:01 AM] LAD: It is very simple to learn
[8/18/14, 11:18:19 AM] Lovely Assistant Really? that is good to know.
[8/18/14, 11:18:29 AM] Lovely Assistant What other languages do you know?
[8/18/14, 11:19:40 AM] LAD: i speak french too
[8/18/14, 11:19:57 AM] Lovely Assistant I am impressed
[8/18/14, 11:20:12 AM] LAD: thank you

[8/18/14, 11:33:05 AM] Lovely Assistant How is your work going?
[8/18/14, 11:35:25 AM] LAD: good
[8/18/14, 11:36:46 AM] Lovely Assistant That’s good.
[8/18/14, 11:39:40 AM] LAD: thanks
[8/18/14, 11:41:01 AM] Lovely Assistant Well, I better go before it gets too late.
[8/18/14, 11:41:08 AM] Lovely Assistant Congratulations (happy face)

Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2014 12:52 am

From the Lad to The Mad Chemist:

Quote:

Hello Dear Chemist,
How are you doing, i hope you are health wisely sound, i have been thinking how best to apologise and congratulate you on the occassion of your unity with Lovely Assistant, i am very happy with you guys.

I still have to assure you that i never in any case reported you to any authority on whatsoever, i was just saying it for saying sake to you guys even when the police arrested me in the eve i wanted to join AQ, my passport and bank account was all seized to make me confess and give details of my group but i did not mind them, that is why they are stil having my passport till now, so i could not confess anything and i allowed everything to die like that.

I am wedding with Kimbra very soon and she wants Lovely Assistant as his best friend to be with her, i hope you will make it possible for her to attain.

Pls forgive me in anywhere i have offended you and lets us make friend the way we are before ok.

Best regards,
Lad.

Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2014 10:27 pm

Mad Chemist did not reply to Lad’s peace-offer email

[8/19/14, 1:44:46 PM] Lovely Assistant: hi
[8/19/14, 1:44:50 PM] Lovely Assistant: how are you tonight?
[8/19/14, 1:45:00 PM] Lovely Assistant: Did The Mad Chemist reply to your note?
[8/19/14, 1:45:13 PM] Lovely Assistant: Smile

[8/19/14, 1:45:46 PM] Lovely Assistant: I did not mention you telling about Kimbra yet. I thought I’d wait until you emailed him and he said something. But he didn’t mention you today.
[8/19/14, 1:46:22 PM] LAD: I am fine tks, The Mad Chemist has not reply yet
[8/19/14, 1:48:04 PM] LAD: what did he said about
[8/19/14, 1:49:27 PM] Lovely Assistant: ok.

[8/19/14, 1:49:31 PM] Lovely Assistant: It is good you wrote to him.
[8/19/14, 1:49:48 PM] Lovely Assistant: What did you say to him?
[8/19/14, 1:50:19 PM] LAD: Many good things
[8/19/14, 1:52:31 PM] Lovely Assistant: That is nice.
[8/19/14, 1:52:54 PM] Lovely Assistant: how are you and Kimbra?
[8/19/14, 1:54:29 PM] LAD: We are doing great we are appreciating you for linking us together
[8/19/14, 1:54:39 PM] Lovely Assistant: Smile

[8/19/14, 1:54:47 PM] Lovely Assistant: I am glad that you are both happy.
[8/19/14, 1:55:40 PM] LAD: yes the thanks goes to you and God almighty
[8/19/14, 1:56:04 PM] Lovely Assistant: Things work out how they are supposed to.

Lovely Assistant decides to txt Mad Chemist and ask if he received Lad’s email…

[8/19/14, 1:56:34 PM] Lovely Assistant: It is strange that The Mad Chemist did not reply to your note. Maybe I should ask him about it.
[8/19/14, 1:57:25 PM] LAD: ok ask him
[8/19/14, 2:03:36 PM] Lovely Assistant: well… that was odd.
[8/19/14, 2:05:31 PM] LAD: what was odd?

Lovely sends an excerpt of this conversation to Lad via Skype

Quote:

[8/20/14, 12:01:20 AM] Lovely Assistant: Did you get a note from LAD?
[8/20/14, 12:01:37 AM] The Mad Chemist: Yes.
[8/20/14, 12:02:12 AM] Lovely Assistant: What do you think about it?
[8/20/14, 12:02:27 AM] Lovely Assistant: Are you there?
[8/20/14, 12:02:31 AM] The Mad Chemist: Yes.
[8/20/14, 12:02:40 AM] The Mad Chemist: I will take care of it.
[8/20/14, 12:02:42 AM] Lovely Assistant: ??
[8/20/14, 12:02:50 AM] The Mad Chemist: Do not worry about it.

[8/19/14, 2:14:13 PM] Lovely Assistant: Are you there?
[8/19/14, 2:15:55 PM] LAD: yes
[8/19/14, 2:23:03 PM] Lovely Assistant: I am tired.
[8/19/14, 2:23:15 PM] Lovely Assistant: Is it late for you too, right?
[8/19/14, 2:24:22 PM] LAD: no is just 9.26 pm
[8/19/14, 2:25:49 PM] LAD: if you want to sleep goodnight but i dont know why The Mad Chemist said you should not worry
[8/19/14, 2:26:42 PM] Lovely Assistant: Sometimes his replies are strange. Very Happy

[8/19/14, 2:26:50 PM] Lovely Assistant: Maybe he is just busy. He is still at the lab.
[8/19/14, 2:27:40 PM] LAD: ok i have cleared my mind
[8/19/14, 2:28:17 PM] Lovely Assistant: Cleared your mind of what?
[8/19/14, 2:29:17 PM] LAD: to show him i am happy with him
[8/19/14, 2:30:43 PM] Lovely Assistant: I am glad. I just want all of us to be friends and happy.
[8/19/14, 2:31:28 PM] LAD: that is my aim
[8/19/14, 2:34:43 PM] LAD: i want everyone happy with each other

[8/19/14, 2:57:41 PM] Lovely Assistant: well...
[8/19/14, 2:58:50 PM] Lovely Assistant: I will just talk to him about it in the morning. I don’t think he understands.
[8/19/14, 2:59:16 PM] Lovely Assistant: you there?
[8/19/14, 3:00:11 PM] LAD: ok
[8/19/14, 3:00:32 PM] LAD: am for peace
[8/19/14, 3:00:49 PM] Lovely Assistant: I will talk to him. It didn’t work so great over chat.

Another Chemist/Lovely chat sent to Lad. Chemist assures Lovely he will take care of the wedding situation…

Quote:

[8/20/14, 12:30:19 AM] Lovely Assistant: But, what did you mean by it?
[8/20/14, 12:30:47 AM] The Mad Chemist: ?
[8/20/14, 12:31:16 AM] Lovely Assistant: When you wrote, “I will take care of it.”
[8/20/14, 12:32:31 AM] The Mad Chemist: You wish for the wedding not to occur, yes?
[8/20/14, 12:33:29 AM] Lovely Assistant: No. It is fine. I am happy for Kimbra.
[8/20/14, 12:34:50 AM] The Mad Chemist: This is not advisable. I am still dealing with the fallout from the incident yesterday. I will talk to you about this over breakfast tomorrow. Get some sleep.

[8/19/14, 3:01:51 PM] LAD: that is good
[8/19/14, 3:03:14 PM] Lovely Assistant: What is good?
[8/19/14, 3:05:09 PM] LAD: you said you will talk to him over a breakfast and i said good
[8/19/14, 3:05:42 PM] Lovely Assistant: Smile

Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2014 2:03 am

Here we go. A little behind on the posts. In case you wondered what comes next

Hi love,
I am overwhelmed by this email. Your heart is so pure toward me, I love you more and more every day. I will work with Lovely Assistant love and we will have the best wedding ever. Let me write you more tomorrow when I have thought through everything and maybe even talked to Lovely Assistant. You are truly the best and I 'm so proud you have chosen me to be your bride
I love you E, yours only Kimbra

Awww

Quote:

Sweet heart,
Baby i hope you are in good atmosphere, i am not happy the way you respond to my request, first of all you must understand that love is sharing, and without love no giving, if you are hardening up with this excuse of loving your money, i dont love you because of your money and if you have money that will be a plus, i am setting trap to know how you love me but any time i ask you sometime, your react keep putting me in doubt whether what you are saying is real that you love or is it a setup, sometime you are sending something you will come and meet.
Ok, that is alright i will stop asking, if i claim i love you, i will with speed dispatche any request you may put forward, i will never start to reason on this or that, your pass relation is gone, and this is a new one pls done come into the new relation with past act, i am not after your money honey but dont ever think i will not be part of your money. i am suggesting if South Africa will be ok for our wedding. Now let me make it clear to you get pen and paper be writing down any expenses you made both on your wedding gown and some other thing we may need pls write down the cost on my account. this my suggestion. baby i love you, we will grow money together so what are you afraid.
In relationship first impression matters if you are holding things back for me, i will think you are saying the opposite of love, but me if i say yes my yes is always yes, my love is very strong for you and not your money your money is just a plus. love you baby and enjoy your day, yours Lad.

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Nothing like a prove your love via laptop conversation

My E,
you are making me very unhappy with what you have said. I am confused about what you are saying. Like am I just supposed to do whatever you say without question? That better not be true. I am a strong loving woman and that does that mean you can inflict your will on me. If I give you something, it will be from my heart. This nonsense over a computer is really upsetting me. It is perfectly reasonable that I should bring it with me in a few short weeks. I am busy trying to make all kinds of plans to come to you for an extended time, so you must let me do things in my time. I am a woman in love, preparing for my wedding. I have lots to do and plan.
And I will not ask for things from you lightly. Like for the wedding. I will pay for my expenses. I will do my duty as a bride. You will do your duty as a groom. Then we will come together and be partners in life and in business.
If you question my love for you, you should not be asking me to marry you and you should not be talking to Lovely Assistant and Mad Chemist. I do not say I will marry you with a light heart. It is with a strong heart and strong resolve to be with a man I believe is the best for me. If I am wrong, then tell me now.
I have a great idea for where we can have the wedding but you must now let me know if you still want to marry this strong willed,loving woman who is willing to give herself to you. I want you, my E. I need you in my life. But it has to be right or we will not be right.
You have my love, Kimbra

Quote:

Hello Sweety,
Hope you good and healthy, it is never my intention to make you unhappy, that is not my purpose for you, pls forgive me honey, and forget about the laptop or computer i dont need them again, lets face the marriage now, i dont need anything to disrupt our marriage ok dear, i love you, laptop can not rob you away from me. though many thing you said upset me too but i let them behind me, and move forward no mistake no forgiveness.
but what i have to tell you now you have to sort it out with Lovely Assistant and Mad Chemist, Lovely Assistant is not part of the problem this time but Mad Chemist, who said the marriage can not work, so i dont know what he mean, after i sent him of friendship till now Mad Chemist has not replied my message, that is why sometime i put a demand not that i can not buy laptop, laptop is how much that i have to disturb, i need to search your heart to know how deep the love is, now i can not access my account due to the ban and now what suppose to be my responsibity can not be met with honey it the marriage is a wish from God let it work and if it is not from God let it pass over me. God knows heart towards you. i love you too much that i can not do anything without mentioning your name, that to show you how deep my love is, ask Lovely Assistant to explain to you more about her discussion with Mad Chemist, i want an answer. thank you baby, yours E.

Quote:

Sweety,
How are you doing honey, is everything alright with you, how was your day? and how did you find Mad Chemist treat to our wedding? have you been able to speak to Lovely Assistant and did she confirm it, what is your advice, should i strike Mad Chemist first or should i hold on, what did you think about this treat, which mean he want to kill me on the day of my wedding, God will never allow his son to suffer death from the hands of the evil one, God is my weapon of mass destruction, so i shall not fear for God is with us, i am using Psalm 91 to protect us from the hand of the evil one. baby let me their reaction ok, my sweet heart, my love we are covered by the blood of Jesus and the fire of holy ghost. good night dear have a good dream. yours Darling Lad.

Hmmm seems Lovely Assistant has hit her mark in making him one very scared lad

Dearest E,
I can feel our fear of Mad Chemist and it hurts me way too much. I have not been able to talk to Lovely Assistant today and the beheading of the US journalist has me very upset. I want you to know when I do talk to her I will tell her she must keep Mad Chemist from hurting you. Honey, this is why I don't want the wedding at your home place, I want to go somewhere else. We must. I will make it clear to Lovely Assistant that I need her there for the wedding, nothing else, and only her, no Mad Chemist. Darling man of mine, please hold on tight and we will fight this together. Let me know when you are ready to hear what I have in mind- I want to be able to tell you and have you receive it well and not be in fear at all. I mean it. No one can harm you because I just found you and I will not lose you. I cannot.
I will be looking at laptops this weekend and find you a suitable one dear. You must know this is hard, I'm not good at making those choices. I will do some research and find you the best one with the best features. I hope this makes you feel better. Let me know your address for sending it, as we will also need that for advising people where I will be and where to send the wedding presents. Won't that be a joy?
Honey, I have picked out a dress I like and I have found it at a local shop. Do you want to see what it looks like or do you want it to be a surprise? I am hoping this will make you see all will be well and I am serious about marrying you and us having all we need
I will talk to Lovely Assistant as soon as I can my love. Please don't worry. I will take care of asking Lovely Assistant to protect us. After all, she introduced us. I will ask for it as an addtional part of our wedding present and I know she will take care of it. Please picture me in your arms honey, safe and wrapped up with you, making love and never letting each other go. If I am wrapped up with you, Mad Chemist will never touch you. Trust me
All my love my dearest E from your forever Kimbra

Sweet E,
You must not try to kill Mad Chemist. He has a crew around him at all times from what I know. I cannot lose you. I don't want blood on your hands and visiting you in jail. I wish you had your passport so you could come here. You would be safe here for sure. We will deal with it as is. I love you. I love you. Be safe and no more talk of killing.

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Oh my sweet heart,
How i wish you are around me, i would have bombarded you with several kisses, honey i wrote a very sweet mail to Mad Chemist which he suppose to reply if he has a good hear for me but sorry i am not suppose to deal with such people darling, he is not human being, MadChemist is devil in human nature, pls sweety let us do away with them because darkness and light can not walk together ok.
You know i always love to hear your sweet suggestion so tell me what you have in mind sweety, i will consider it with joy and happiness, and without doubt in my mind ok honey. you are always welcome to express your feelings ok dear. I dont have problem with you darling but you must find away to search Lovely Assistant's mind because she is in mad love with Mad Chemist that she can allowed him to carry out any evil action against me, honey life is only but ones. if you loose yours is forever. if Lovely Assistant can keep our wedding far from Mad Chemist that will be good and better for us.
Once the buying of the laptop and the iphone has come out of your mind honey who am i to say no, i welcome it my heart and now i am believing that things gonna work out well. Send it through DHL on this addres,
Mr xxx
xxxxxx
xxxxx

Honey my number must be there when you are filling the forms in DHL ok. waiting and expecting the goodness from my sweet heart, i will be overwhelmed that day trust me. Do you know why Mad Chemist can not stop us is because you said YES to our marriage and no one can say no to it again exccept God who is the arthor and finisher of our faith. so what God has put together no one can put it asunder not even Mad Chemist or Lovely Assistant, for your information honey, Lovely Assistant is having some atom of jelousy on us but she can not show it because of how close both of you are, pls be wise ok and take care of that. My love is without measure, abundant love i give you forever. baby i love you, let the time first then you will see how i am going to chew you hahahaha. love you sweety, yours E.

In case you think Kimbra gave in too easily on the laptop request, it made a great reason to get his address. Which will conveniently be given to Lovely Assistant to help with the wedding. And make a lovely target for Mad Chemist.

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Sweety,
If someone is trying to deny me my Kimbra what do you thing i will do the person, i will not kill but God is there to fight for me ok honey.

Oh honey, I don't believe that our love can be marred with any violence. I believe all will be well and I plan to tell Lovely Assistant that this cannot happen with Mad Chemist anywhere near us. I have tried calling her but when I am available she is not there. I will make sure we are fine. I promise. I promise the man I love and will protect.
Your warrior princess Kimbra

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Honey how must i forget the most precious thing about your dress, pls sweety send to me the picture i dont need to be surprise to see what you got from the local shop. let me have a look ok my K tks.

I love how now that I'm calling him E he has decided to call me K

Love ,love, love my E!
I will answer each email since you sent me 3! I am sorry I missed your call. I am so busy honey I don't know what to do first. I"m going to include a picture of the dress so you can see it. It looks great on me. I guess that will be the surprise then- when you see it on me.
I hope you like it. I will do my hair all special and I will want you to take it down.
I hope this truly makes that magic pencil stand up and take notice. Lol. Kisses and excitement for my love. Your Kimbra

Love of mine E,
I will most definatly have a talk with Lovely Assistant as soon as I can. Mad Chemist cannot stop our wedding and I will not put up with him saying anything like that. He can stay away and she must agree to this. I have picked out her dress and need her to order it and get it sent immediately. I am angry that this is affecting your excitement for the wedding. I will not have it. I want you only focused on our being together and our happiness. That is all. Period.
Honey, I have one more thing I want to check and then I will tell you the location I have in mind. I have been checking with a woman from the retreat I went to and she has some pictures of a spot close to you that she said would be perfect. I have not told her too many details but she said she had a vision of me getting married where she was thinking about. She is a Godly woman so I trust that as a good sign. Don't you?
For your computer, I am doing some research on the best models and asking some friends for recommendations. I will try not to make it too hard love as I just want it to be the best for you. Thank you for the address. Like I said that will come in handy for gifts too. Is there anything special you think we should ask for? I know Lovely Assistant will help coordinate the gifts and we have friends who will want to send something.
Is my last name to be xxxxxx? I love it! It will make my name even better.
I don't want you to think I'm making light of your concern for Mad Chemist. I'm really angry but I want to focus on you and me and we will get together and Mad Chemist will not harm us. Hear me again. Mad Chemist cannot harm us. I will not let him. Lovely Assistant will protect us. I will protect us.
E, my E, take care and take my kisses,my hugs, my body, my soul. You have it all
Your K

Can't wait to see what Lovely Assistant has been discussing with Lad and unveiling the destination wedding site for Labor Day weekend

Posted: Fri Aug 22, 2014 3:16 am

Lad is very curious about the Mad Chemist - Lovely Assistant is clueless as usual

[8/19/14, 3:05:42 PM] Lovely Assistant: Smile

[8/21/14, 3:11:11 PM] LAD: hi b
[8/21/14, 3:11:35 PM] LAD: how are you doing
[8/21/14, 3:13:42 PM] Lovely Assistant: hi
[8/21/14, 3:15:40 PM] Lovely Assistant: How are you?
[8/21/14, 3:16:19 PM] LAD: i am fine tks
[8/21/14, 3:16:35 PM] Lovely Assistant: That’s good
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[8/21/14, 3:16:43 PM] Lovely Assistant: I am developing a bad habit of staying up late.
[8/21/14, 3:17:03 PM] Lovely Assistant: I am not working tomorrow though so it’s ok
[8/21/14, 3:17:59 PM] LAD: what time is it
[8/21/14, 3:22:13 PM] Lovely Assistant: almost 1:30 in the morning.
[8/21/14, 3:22:17 PM] Lovely Assistant: What time is it there?
[8/21/14, 3:24:07 PM] LAD: 10.24
[8/21/14, 3:24:16 PM] LAD: pm
[8/21/14, 3:24:49 PM] Lovely Assistant: ok. you are behind us.
[8/21/14, 3:25:14 PM] LAD: yes
[8/21/14, 3:28:55 PM] Lovely Assistant: The Mad Chemist works all the time
[8/21/14, 3:29:22 PM] LAD: ok

[8/21/14, 3:32:26 PM] Lovely Assistant: You are not chatting much. Are you tired?
[8/21/14, 3:37:55 PM] LAD: no i have other thing mail i am trying to reply, but is ok
[8/21/14, 3:38:24 PM] LAD: have you find out why The Mad Chemist dont want to reply my mail.
[8/21/14, 3:39:03 PM] Lovely Assistant: No. I didn’t get a chance to ask him. He has been really busy lately.
[8/21/14, 3:39:19 PM] Lovely Assistant: He probably just did not reply yet because he is busy.
[8/21/14, 3:47:07 PM] Lovely Assistant: What are you up to?
[8/21/14, 3:48:36 PM] LAD: nothing at all
[8/21/14, 4:00:35 PM] Lovely Assistant: I can’t sleep. lol
[8/21/14, 4:02:24 PM] LAD: why
[8/21/14, 4:02:37 PM] Lovely Assistant: Probably drank too much coffee earlier. lol

The rest of the chat is him asking for a copy of a beheading video. Confused

Probably with the intention of using it as evidence against the Mad Chemist, whom the Lad is completely convinced is real. Since continued requests for violent videos does not make great comedy, I'm not pasting it here. Assume he asks for it a lot and Lovely Assistant does not send it.

Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2014 3:15 am

Fun day for replys. Let's get this wedding process started!

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My love my heart,
I so much like this dress, it looks so gorgeous on you, yes that is the dress for that DDay, infact it is so good on you, i like it, my pencil was ever standing, i was begging the pencil to pls stand low. oh it is good, you make a good choice ok dear. best regards sweety yours E.

Guess he liked the picture of the wedding dress that I sent!

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Sweety you are just truly the best, nothing can stop us, even if 1000 of Lovely Assistant is on our side and 10.000 of Mad Chemist are on my right hand, i shall not fear any evil for God is with Us, i was with Lovely Assistant on skype last night and i ask why has Mad Chemist not replied my mail, she said Mad Chemist is too busy to reply my mail, i said ok, lets see how it goes, but i know no matter his evil plan, he will fail, because my princess is with me the great worrior is with me. best regards honey yours E.

Guess he liked that warrior princess line from yesterday

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My sweety my love,
I was replying your third mail, the light went off just now they restore it, baby i know with you and my God Mad Chemist can not do anything, i am not afraid of him, even if 1000 of Lovely Assistant is on my side and 10.000 of Mad Chemist on my right hand i will not fear evil because the Lord is with us. Have Lovely Assistant to pick her adress up and tell her what she will do, and on no condition will Mad Chemist come near the wedding, but anyway i am going to make my own security more heavy so bother less. i dont want my wedding ground to be a battle ground, so they must agree on this honey.
Honey believe me i am the happiest man on earth now nobody can take our joy. so dont be angry, we follow things diplomatically.
I believe the woman of God is right, God has reveal our wedding to her and that is it. Baby you said the location is near me, i wish is a place i know, if is near me then i must know it and wish we are save there. On my laptop i only focus on receiving it soon, just like a woman who is expecting some magic pencil to enter her so high expectation.
No we are not going to ask anything special, i think we should allow anyone to present from his or her heart i think is good that way honey, Yes honey your new name will be Mrs K.M. Cxxxxxx it sounds great not.
Honey nobody will will us ok fear Mad Chemist not, i love you, my love is greater than him, so do all you can do and God will take control, my soul and my heart all belong to you ok honey. yours E,

Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2014 2:15 am

And now to reveal the wedding location (should have asked my kids for a trumpet fanfare):

Love, you are so sweet and I enjoyed every email. I am especially happy that you are thinking about me and that makes that marvelous magic pencil happy. Lol. I giggle whenever I read that. I can't wait for all this to happen in person. It will be a joy to have you as mine.
The location my friend gave me is Cotonou, in Benin. If you agree, I can get a quick Visa and we can do a simple wedding there. There is a beach there called Fidxxxxx Beach. It reminds me of the beach I loved in Miami and I have never heard Lovely Assistant talk about anything in Benin. Lovely Assistant has always told me Mad Chemist hates beaches when she mentions Miami, so I believe he would have no reason to be there, especially with all those clothes he wears and a long beard! If you want security there, you can have them dress as tourists. I am attaching a picture and I am hoping you are familiar with it. Honey, this would be beautiful, to get married in front of the water, on the beach and pledge our love before God. I would love you to wear a colorful shirt and I want to carry some very simple flowers. Honey, as much as I have money to spend, I want this to be simple and to have the time just to spend with you.
My friend even knows of a great hotel with a friendly manager and he is willing to make the arrangements for us and the wedding party on short notice. Honey, if this works the way I'm thinking, I will come there to marry you, we will stay for several days to be naked and celebrate, then travel to Ghana once we know Lovely Assistant is far away. We can slip away while she still thinks we are in Benin on our honeymoon! I hope you like this idea, as I talked it over with my friend and she said (without knowing about Lovely Assistant) that this would be a lovely and simple way to join our lives. She saw us on the beach, smiles on our faces, and my parents smiling down from heaven. Oh honey, please say this will do for us. I know it will be a great celebration of our love.
I am working on finding your laptop and accessories this weekend to send along with planning the remaining needs for the wedding. You said you like white so I will be looking for some white lingerie that will REALLY make that pencil rise and stay there. Just you wait. I will make you feel so wonderful to be my husband.
So you see my love, I have the perfect wedding for us, a way to keep us safe and to enjoy our new lives beginning. Please let me know what you think as soon as you get this.
Your loving Mrs Kimbra Chxxxxx

Beautiful accomodations being planned by the manager of a certain chain of hotels. Only the finest will do for our fine couple. But will he say yes to the site?

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My love my baby,
How are you doing today, i hope my acceptance will bring a great joy to you on this occasion, i am saying yes, and yes to the location, i like it, baby your joy is my happiness so why must i denied you this precious joy of your life.
Benin here we come, tk u for this choice, i appreciate it,
This whole thing is coming to reality, what a joy, love you baby, i am looking forward the day i will receive you on my arms, it will be unforgetable joy.
Go ahead for your visa for Benin and Ghana visa too, i am only waiting for the time to come for the glory of God.
The wedding will be to the honour of your late parent so that they will be happy in heaven with us doing the wedding. and i will surely make arrangement of security in plain cloth or mofty.
Honey i have one question, who is going to wed us at the beach, is it a pastor or a Reverend Father, let me know plssss, and again is Lovely Assistant stil the part of the arrangement or your new friend will take charge?
Yes i know you will send the loptap and iphone for your sweet and darling man, baby you must send it through DHL as i indicate in my mail and place my cell number on top for quick contact, As you know my passport and my bank account is stil with the police, the order is not release yet, lets see this coming days.
my heart is full of joy of you and my magic pencil is seriously waiting for you to commence the operation, i am assuring you to be pregnant during our honey moon. tk u baby for your effort and i want to be part of the planning committee. Yours E.

I want to hear about how he's going to make sweet love and all he wants to do is talk about the damn laptop and iPhone.

Yes, per below, I had been waiting for him to call but nature called first Laughing

Hi honey love, my E,
You would find it silly that I have been working for hours on details for the next week and literally the time I had to go pee you called! I was so frustrated, as I was hoping you would call when you got a chance today but all I could do was laugh. I see that you called again and that was while I was out running errands. Baby, I should be available the rest of the day if you want to try again.
Love, I just need to know if you agree to the Sunday date for the wedding. If so, that is only a week from today. OMG, can you believe it! I am so excited I am so giddy!
Honey, do not be mad, as I will now plan to bring your laptop and phone with me when I come. I am looking at getting you the laptop, a case, wireless mouse, iPhone, case, etc. I talked to a man at Best Buy and he is putting a bundle together for me. I am sorry my dear, with all the wedding prep it will just become easier to bring it in my case. I'm looking at the matching phone for me- asked him to see which carrier is best for all our travels. I want the best for my man so that is what you can expect.
Call me if you need me love. I can't wait to be in your arms, in your bed, have you in me, on me, my dearest E, the great husband to be!

After an afternoon phone call, where he says he has to get his passport and money back from the police before full plans can be made, Kimbra is pushing for the upcoming weekend. She wants him. She REALLY REALLY wants him. Even he understands with plenty of laughter how important that magic pencil has become to Kimbra.

My love,
I am saying great prayers tonight that the police will let go of your passport and money tomorrow so we can get married this weekend. I have many things to do this week to push aside my schedule and I gladly and happily do that for you. Once you confirm it, I will buy my plane ticket and just provide final plans for the wedding reception.
Baby, I'm attaching some ideas for what I am buying for our wedding night. Can you tell I"m anxious to be with you? It has been a very long time since I have been intimate with a man and i have to admit, I want you NOW. I want that magic pencil now, over and over and over. And I mean NOW. Let me know if you like the smooth or the lace. Or both. Or none. Lol.
I may be joking some with you but I am serious- I know I am meant to be with you. I am meant to be your wife. You are meant to be my husband. We are meant to build a life on more than just riches but full of love and a valuable partnership. The more I know you, the more I know God made sure we could be together.
I love you my darling E. I am your loving Kimbra. Together we will be the best there ever was.

Some pictures of lingerie to seal the deal. Tomorrow will tell how the next weekend will go.

I admit it is a fine line playing the bait as a romance while trying to get the lad to safari. He is still scared of Lovely Assistant and the Mad Chemist but being too silly won't win the day. We shall see what tomorrow brings at the police station,

Posted: Mon Aug 25, 2014 4:31 am

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I want you NOW. I want that magic pencil now, over and over and over. And I mean NOW.

My gold bait has turned grey - 50 Shades of Grey. Laughing

Posted: Sat Aug 30, 2014 1:20 am

So much for being ready for the wedding!

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My honey my sweet love,
I am mailing with great disappointement, and with full tears runing on my face unstopable, because of what the police told me that before my passport and money will be release, i have to pay the sum of $25000 usd that without that there is nothing they can do, i was told this in front of my lawyer, why all this is because they are jelous of the amount i have in my account, my lawyer said he can not do anything any more that i have to get the money and give them so i will be free and enjoy my money, I ask them why not release it and i pay them after but they said i should pay before the release, honey this is the problem, Can you help me send this amount as the hope i have and my close partner, if this amount is paid today the money will be release to me and i will pay back to you and start our wedding ceremony in Benin immdiately without further delay, baby we have only from now to thursday, let me know how you can handle this issue, if you want to remove it from the gold that will also be good, anyhow honey i am ready and want to be free from this situation, help me honey help me now.
I saw all you have writen down for this our wedding so pls dont waste time to wait, we have tuesday, wednesday andthursday to have this settle and be became more richer. Love you baby and hope you can help and solve this problem, problem that can be solve with money is no problem because the money is there help now my love.
Yours E.

Well you golddigging jerk!

My E,
I am shocked and amazed by your email. I have no idea what you are thinking but this really bothers me. I have made it very clear that I have had many people ask me for money and for you to do it, well, you are causing me to think in ways you will not like.
I have made all the arrangements for the wedding. I have my dress, my lingerie, the hotel for both of us, arranging the priest and all you have to do is show up and marry me. I have to fly all the way from the US to you and all you have to do is cross a border. I have made this as simple as possible so we can be together quickly and you send me this. To say it is a disappointment is an understatement.
You are to be the husband of an heiress. I deserve the best. This is the best you can do? I don't understand why you cannot borrow some money from a trusted friend or have that friend bring you to Benin. All you have to do is show up and marry me! I'm sure if the police want a fee to get your passport, that friend can help with that as well.
I have been spending my whole week getting everything together, changing my whole schedule, arranging for my house to be taken care of- you name it!
In the background we have Lovely Assistant. Do you realize how hard I have had to talk to her about coming to the wedding this next weekend? She has promised not to bring Mad Chemist, she is arranging with friends to send wedding gifts to your address and she is getting her dress all set. Can you imagine what Mad Chemist will do when he finds out you have let me down in this manner and messed up her schedule? Do you understand she knows your address and he will know where to come to retaliate against us for this? Everything I have purposely done to protect you will be gone. Heaven help us both.
Now you need to go back and figure this out. Period. I am not going to have you take advantage of me as your future wife this way. I will be more than happy to clear your debts when we get to Ghana and I am processing the money to buy the gold. You will be my husband at that time. We can take care of it all then. You need to do what we say here-man up- and be the wonderful caring man I know you to be. You need to make me feel like you will take care of me as your warrior princess and not just expect me to take care of you. We will be partners but right now, you are doing all of the taking and I'm doing all of the giving. Let's change that picture.
We can still make this work but you better change this quickly. I'm not fooling. I fell in love with you because I felt loved and cared for. Don't you dare mess that up.
Ticked Kimbra

Slapsl slaps slaps

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My Honey,
I am shocked and surprise at your responding, you said you loved me but is only ordinary mouth saying, you never mean it, and you are too small to think i am asking you for money because i know you will never give, the marriage is as a result of a set up, being planned by Lovely Assistant, You and Mad Chemist because anything is going too fast, you alone will plan location, you alone will plan pastor who will wed us, you alone will plan for the hotel, it is very bad that you have to be part of my enemies. true love shares and never keep something back or think otherwise, you are very cleaver i like that but you are not in for marriage sorry you can proof it if you are serious, i tested you with laptop you failed me and i tested you again for some money to claim my passport and my bank account to be release you sound crasy as if you have never hear such money before. To top it all, we have better beaches in Ghana that are better than that of the cotonu beach you have chosen with the help of your co assailant, if you will be in ghana after the wedding then what stop us to do the wedding in Ghana, i also suggested that we should do the wedding in South Africa you behave as if you did not hear it, i wrote a mail to Mad Chemist he has not replied me and you want me to be serious, i am too big for that kind of plan, if you love me i will know, but you are too good in caressing men but i can not fall into that kind of cheap plan. To be honest i love you so much that i can easily fall into this evil plan of yours. Honey if you have God with you nothng will ever hurt you. If you love me come to my country Ghana my family said they can not follow me to Benin, or you come to ghana first before we plan our wedding to any country, not to stay in US and plan a ceremony you dont know the location very well, Cotonu is very close to the B0k0 Hxxxx, they can only cross border and come and commit what ever they are asked to do, so pls my dear think very well before under taking anything like this, i am not a candidate for such plan, but maybe you dont know but someone wants to use you against me. To sum up, you have starting tell me that Mad Chemist will not be happy if their will be any disappointment, He must be disappointed in the name of God. So if you strongly in love with me you know what to do. Love dont descriminate, Love give and share, it is sometime you give will come to meet you so giving excuse that men come and ask you money and abandon you is not here or there is far from what i think of you, so pls i am real, i mean i love you, so it depends on how you play your games with men will give you that success. Being a friend to killers can even deprivate you from Good things of life. It will hurt me so much if i miss you but all is on your hand, will never stop loving you, i can not just cross border i am too big for that idea before i cross any border i must have my passport. Remain bless yours E if you stil care.

E,
I think I will be crying myself to sleep tonight. Or punching my pillow. Or both. Neither gets you closer to marrying me. But that all depends on you right now.
Sad sad Kimbra

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My K,
You go ahead and enjoy your sleep, i am not just comfortable with the all plan and i can not loose my life because of someone who can not even share her love practically to the man she loves every thing is big for you to do, pls honey the key is still with you our moving forward is in your hand, not in my hand. yours E.

After backing off to see if the safari can be saved, here we go

Dear E,
I've read your email and I'm stunned. So I'm only going to answer you the best way I know how. And this is it.
I have checked with the hotel manager and you don't need a passport to travel to Benin. There is a bus you can use. Here's the website he suggested:
http://efex-executive.com.ng/index.php/fares
One way from Accra to Benin without Passport or ID is just 160 Ghana Cedis, which is around $42 USD.
If that doesn't work, find another bus!
I will never send money in advance. I stated this before as a "prove your love" move and I will not support it. Never. Ever No more asking for money E. No more. You break my heart with this move and you KNOW THAT!
When I talked to the manager, I booked our hotel stay for the weekend. If you want the details and the website, let me know. And not Accra, but Cotonou. And you know why.
I expect to see you there this weekend or I'm done. I gave you my heart. Either you take me as your wife or leave me alone.
Do NOT ask me to send you money again. I will ignore any further requests. I mean this with every ounce of my being.
Maybe your love Kimbra‏

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Sweet Heart,
The hotel manager is not an immigration officer, he is just a manager in a hotel if he is not a conniver. But that is not the issue why not speak to the issue, i am not comfortable with your whole arrangement so stop. if you are still interested come to ghana.
Yrs E.

Ping pong. One day he calls me a devil, the next day he still says he wants me.

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Hello sweet K,
Today i was only watching your 2 pictures you sent to me and was wondering how you could plan this evil against me, why must you connive in hurting me, you only claim you have money but i swear before God you are as poor as a church rat, you dont have penny, maybe Mad Chemist has plea some money on my head to you that is why you wanted me by all means, sorry i am not a candidate for death ok, i am closing Mad Chemist soon. Before i can go further with you i will come to US and visit you in miami and know who you are exactly, when coming i am coming with some group of people that will help identify you and after i am sure of you i will apologise to you and finally marry you for now forget everything about me. but stil yours E.

E,
How can you call me Sweet K and say such terrible things to me? You have broken my heart. You don't even know I'm not in Miami! I'm in Dallas.
I have NOTHING to do with Mad Chemist. I've never talked to him. I only care about Lovely Assistant. She is my long time friend. I am scared of Mad Chemist. Scared for your life. Yet you don't see my love. I wanted to go to Cotonou to protect you. You deny me what I want as your bride. If this is to be my life, I don't want it.
You negate what God said was to happen. You must live with this. I talked to my priest. He said if you are asking me for money before I arrive, you are not a man of honor. The only way you can show me you are a man of honor is to marry me, then we will work together for what you need.
I will NEVER send you money before the wedding. I will NOT send the laptop after you did this for me. I already bought it too. You have treated me like I am a slave to do your bidding and I will not allow that to be my life. Period.
The only way to make this right is to do what I asked- marry me in Cotonou. Period. The hotel manager will hold the reservation but I have to buy my plane ticket. The only conniver is you at this moment. You need to apologize for testing me. Period. If you don't want to marry me, then leave me alone.
I want a partner, not this. Tell me NOW what you want.
Kimbra who could be Mrs Kimbra Chxxxxxxx

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You are stil my darling wife to be, pls understand my position, honesty it not because of the money but why cotonu, it is dangerious for me honey to be at that spot understand me i never say i will not marry you but cotonu is not safe for me, It is very close to b0k0 hxxxx, Mad Chemist has not replied my mail and he is an enemy, i dont have to give him that chance no matter how deep my love is to you honey. what you should be thinking is my life not the marriage, what of if i marriage you today and was killed today what is the value of the marriage vanity. ok come to Ghana first and then we go to cotonu together, baby you have not known me very well you only know the surface of me not right deep, therefore if i am telling you something believe me. Well you tell the priest i am asking you money which is not the main fear i have, i know i owe you a lot of apology but try to to understand. ok to proof more thing to you give me the hotel name, give me the hotel manager, and the name of the priest if they can granty my safety then i will apologise to you and i will be there before you. the former president of Benin the son is my friend, i will let him know him and if he said it is ok i will marry you there ok honey forgive pls i am being careful not because of you but the enemies understand. you are stil mrs Kimbra Chxxxxxx. tks.

E,
How can you call me Sweet K and say such terrible things to me? You have broken my heart. You don't even know I'm not in Miami! I'm in Dallas.
I have NOTHING to do with Jesse. I've never talked to him. I only care about Blanca. She is my long time friend. I am scared of Jesse. Scared for your life. Yet you don't see my love. I wanted to go to Cotonou to protect you. You deny me what I want as your bride. If this is to be my life, I don't want it.
You negate what God said was to happen. You must live with this. I talked to my priest. He said if you are asking me for money before I arrive, you are not a man of honor. The only way you can show me you are a man of honor is to marry me, then we will work together for what you need.
I will NEVER send you money before the wedding. I will NOT send the laptop after you did this for me. I already bought it too. You have treated me like I am a slave to do your bidding and I will not allow that to be my life. Period.
The only way to make this right is to do what I asked- marry me in Cotonou. Period. The hotel manager will hold the reservation but I have to buy my plane ticket. The only conniver is you at this moment. You need to apologize for testing me. Period. If you don't want to marry me, then leave me alone.
I want a partner, not this. Tell me NOW what you want.
Kimbra who could be Mrs Kimbra Chxxxxxx

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You are stil my darling wife to be, pls understand my position, honesty it not because of the money but why cotonu, it is dangerious for me honey to be at that spot understand me i never say i will not marry you but cotonu is not safe for me, It is very close to b0k0 hxxxx, Mad Chemist has not replied my mail and he is an enemy, i dont have to give him that chance no matter how deep my love is to you honey. what you should be thinking is my life not the marriage, what of if i marriage you today and was killed today what is the value of the marriage vanity. ok come to Ghana first and then we go to cotonu together, baby you have not known me very well you only know the surface of me not right deep, therefore if i am telling you something believe me. Well you tell the priest i am asking you money which is not the main fear i have, i know i owe you a lot of apology but try to to understand. ok to proof more thing to you give me the hotel name, give me the hotel manager, and the name of the priest if they can granty my safety then i will apologise to you and i will be there before you. the former president of Benin the son is my friend, i will let him know him and if he said it is ok i will marry you there ok honey forgive pls i am being careful not because of you but the enemies understand. you are stil mrs Kimbra Chxxxxx. tks.

Padme and I decided to play a little volley back and forth so E could see what's going on behind the scenes when they talk to each other. Posted exactly as sent to him, first email at the bottom of the string, so read up

Dearest E,

So you can see where my heart is, and why it's so important we get married first and not in Ghana, I'm cutting and pasting the emails Lovely Assistant and I shared. I don't like the whole Skype chat thing she said you 2 did so here it is. I even am showing you my part so you see it all.

You have to let me know what is going on so we can plan what we are doing. I called the hotel and they can't hold the reservation, so it's all off until you tell me your answer. I'm not sure I could get plane tickets now for Sunday. We have to settle this. I'm not going to be with a boss, I want to be with a partner. I still love you, I still want you. I need to know your answer and if it's yes, then we will restart our plans. In Cotonou. On Fidjrosse Beach. With my parents watching from heaven.

Your Kimbra if you still want me

Kimbra wrote:
Oh Blanca, just keep Mad Chemist back so we can get married. I can't condone any killing and you know that. Love the luggage so now he has to follow through. Lol. I'll let you know what he says and we'll see if I can make this happen. Probably not this weekend but soon. Very soon.

Kimbra,

I still am not sure about this, but you have to decide. But if he is a low-life and backs out, I will be happy for the people who owe Mad Chemist some favors and his whole family can pay for hurting you. Sorry, but it is only right. Hey, did I tell you I bought new Louis Vuitton luggage for if you do get married? It is so nice! There is a Louis Vuitton store here in Manama at Moda Mall, World Trade Center (yes it is really called that -Mad Chemist laughs at the name, hahaha). I love the dress!

Lovely Assistant
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Kimbra wrote:
Oh B, thank you. I don't know how to tell you I know. It's just my heart tells me this is right. I'll let you know the new details once I have them. I don't know if I can get this pulled off now or not, might have to wait another week or mid week or who knows? Let me see what comes next with him. I'm giving him a big chance. If this doesn't work, I may just have to stay single longer. Thanks for being there for me and wait until Mad Chemist sees you in the hot bridesmaid dress! Lol
Love and hugs Kimbra

Kimbra,

I don't know. Maybe you should find someone else? And Mad Chemist is annoyed with him now. It is your life though. You are like my sister and I support anything you do. Like I said, I doubt Mad Chemist would ever mess with your husband, no matter who he is. Still, between you and me, probably don't choose Ghana for the wedding, you know, to be double sure nothing happens, but once you are married you know you are in the clear. If you end up getting married I'll still come but by myself. Don't think Mad Chemist can come anyway. There are some really big things coming up and September 11 is always busy.

Lovely Assistant

Kimbra wrote:
Sweety, you cannot hurt him. I still love him and I'm thankful you introduced us. I told him to never ask for money again and I think he will listen to that. You can't let Mad Chemist hurt him. You just can't. I want to work things out with him.
See, this makes me more worried. Can you promise to come to Cotonou and leave Mad Chemist behind? I'll keep him out of Ghana til we're married. I believe he's a good man who just got misguided for the moment. You know him. You've talked to him for a long time, right? B, I really want this to work. For some reason, I think it's supposed to be the right thing, like you know being with Mad Chemist is for you. What do you think?

Kimbra,
Wow… I am so sorry this is happening to you. And to think I introduced you.
Regarding B0k0, there are no current operations in Cotonou. I’m not sure why he would be worried about it.

I talked to Mad Chemist about this to get his advice. He thinks that E is seriously bad news and that he should not be asking you for any favors or to prove your love. He had forgotten all about him I think until E emailed him again, because until then he did not talk about him.

If you do end up marrying him I think Mad Chemist will leave it alone because he doesn’t get involved in married peoples business, but if E is hurting you I think it’s ok if we try to do something about him. It’s not right that he is being mean to you. We have a lot going on but we can work it so that we can get some people to his area at some point and make things look like they’re not from us.

Love ya sis!

B

Kimbra wrote:
Hi B!
Can you believe it? E is writing me now, begging me to come to Ghana for the wedding and saying now we can still do it. I have no idea what is wrong with him. You know how he asked me for money and you know how I hate that after all the guys I've been with have taken advantage of me. Well, now he's off the subject but it's Ghana this and Ghana that. I want Cotonou. I want that beach. That's what I saw and I'm the bride for God's sake!
So answer this for me. Is there any B0k0 near that beach? He says there is and I say bullshit. That's why I picked it. I would feel safe there. I know you told me Mad Chemist has seen the address in Ghana where he's at and I know you can only go so far to keep him away from my E. Has he heard about all this mess? Is he even more pissed than he already is? I'm afraid Lovely Assistant. I need this man in my life and this Ghana escapade you hint at, well I don't want to be anywhere near it/
Write me back so we can talk about this, I know you're busy with Mad Chemist and that's why I'm not calling or chatting. Just get back to me when you can. I need my best gal pal right now so I don't totally lose it.

Posted: Tue Sep 02, 2014 12:21 am

Lad, lad. Facepalm.

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Sweet heart,
As far as i am concern nothing is happening, i have not stop loving you, you only dont want to listen to me, and i am not happy about all that, marriage is an association of 2 loved ones, and it must be a serious thing, it is never a thing to be played with because it involves feelings, so what makes you stop listening to me, i have enemy who is after my life, that can send his partners to cross to cotonu and do something nasty, this i am telling you, you interpreted it in a different way, everybody knows i am asking you for money, will it be so when we finally get married, that anytime i need money from my wife the whole world will know about it. Yes you said you love me only in theory, i want to see things practical, we dont need to pretend, we have to call a spade a spade. if you love me show me how you love me, i am ready to swallow any insult from anyone but that can not change my love stand on you, you know i love you from the buttom of my heart why are you treating me this way, will you like to see me being killed, what have i dont to deserve that, you who suppose to defend me is the one reporting me about, for the fact that Lovely Assistant put us to know each other, when i was in love with Lovely Assistant she is ready to come to Ghana, i am the one who stoped her, when i have found love in your sight, what is too hard for a loved one to do to his loved one, i am in pain to be honest. I asked for the hotel you did not send the name, i asked for the manager you did not bring the name, also the priest, no one you bring, for i dont know how far you have gone, so honey have the heart of God and let us do things as real children of God, the future is great,Thank you, God bless you. yours E

Oh the battle is on! No safari? Prepare for the wrath of Kimbra scorned. Pity party to start, then pull him back in to twist him up

Subject: today could have been our wedding day Sad

Instead all you did was break my heart you bastard!
You could have been looking at me in this today but instead you want nothing
I have been spending the day crying my eyes out and ticked off but I don't think you care.
I'll also find another way to invest my money
Guess I'm still Kimbra Mxxxxx

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would love to give you a good answer but you have spoil everything, you can invest your money anywhere you like if there is money really but for me not interested.

Loved the phone call from his "brother" (E using an Ohio cell phone #). Kimbra was hot, interupted him regularly and basically said anything E was saying was a load of...

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You said i am your dearest who is now a bastard, your problem is that you have hurt tempered and this kind of harbit is not good for a woman like you. you insulted my brother who spend his phone to call you yesterday, and i can not be a party to that kind of woman, i need a very humble woman not a marfia or someone who is not respectful, The idiot Mad Chemist said he can get you a man in bahbrain so deal with him, i should have known you are partners in crime. if you think you can plan in killing me you must be dreaming, i thank you for the wanted list of MadChemist you sent to me, and it has been delivered to the appropriet quarter. yes i will miss you but with time i will be ok again. tk u.

Starting some verbal ping pong, just because it's fun Laughing

I call anyone who would break my heart the way you did a bastard. E, the things you are telling me are not true and I cannot stand for that. You know I gave you my heart. Why did you want to break it? Why do you keep saying I'm in with Mad Chemist when you KNOW I have tried over and over again to do nothing but protect you? Now I fear for your life and it is making me very upset. Mad Chemist is not to be messed with and now Lovely Assistant is not happy as well. We were to see each other and celebrate together via the wedding.
Just tell me this E. Is that all there was? You wanted my money and you never loved me? That reallly breaks my heart because I love you. You can see that in what I did. The choice of where to get married. Being secretive about the honeymoon and receptions spot so no one would hurt you. Being willing to bring plenty of money for the gold to purchase plus clear your debts and burdens once we were married. I wanted to do all this for you and you have turned me down. If that doesn't prove my love for you via a test, I don't know what does. I am not a mafia, I was trying to be your warrior princess and now I am just sad.
I have to go back to my lonely life and hope again. Or maybe i will just not hope at all.

Ooo nicely wound up

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Honestly i loved you Kimbra, but the way and manner you are following this marriage issue is making me to be afraid of you, my marriage is now wedding drama due to people you are dealing with, you are not from west Africa but you speak as one who has been to west africa, this is my continent there is no africa i do not know talking of our next door neighbour, the boko haram is living at the tick forest of between Nigerian and Benin, and coming to cotonu is very easy for them, i am very smart that i can not loose my life because of a woman as you can not loose your life because of a man, here in Ghana many woman are coming after me with their wealth begging me to marry them but i make up my mind i will not collect anything from any of woman to avoid being committed to any one, i have already made up my mind to marry a white lady before i met Lovely Assistant, thinking she is the marriage stuff not knowing she is into killing then she introduce you to me as a school friend, you interest me thinking you are not part of them, after investing serious love into you certain things started to unfold, to be honest honey sorry to call you this but it has become part of my speach, you really disgraced me before my enemies, if really you are sure of marrying even if you gave me 1m usd, you will never make noise over it because you are coming back to take it back again, it is still on the same circle, again i request you should buy me laptop and iphone and send it to the address i gave you, said you will never do it, that many men has taken advantage of you for the past. person with this kind of mind can not move forward, i delibrately ask for the money not that i needed much like that but to know if you really love me then the evidence was expose everything started to unfold. this is where i know you dont love, you are just a trap to catch me. On a normal circonstance the marriage should either be in your country or in my country, and we should be familiar with brothers and sisters, nothing of such comes up only marriage marriage, still on misunderstanding you send your nude picture to me to do what. so you caused it, i am innocent, Mad Chemist can not try any nonsense on nor his canterpart. they can never try to enter Ghana they will be arrested trust me. if you have any repaire to make is on your hand or i will miss for sure but with time i will forget you about you or maybe consider our african woman. God is with me (E)

Do you know the worst part? The vision. My friend really did see us together. She said we were blessed by God. She saw my parents smiling down...
I didn't want to kill you. I just wanted to love you and be your wife. It's just too much to ask

Dear E,
Having your brother call me this morning to do your bidding was ridiculous and I could only get mad. Here is my answer to you.
"if you love me show me how you love me" I WILL NOT prove my love to you. If it is not enough for me to arrange a wedding on a beach in a foreign country that is right next door to yours, then I have nothing else to prove. Either you want to marry me or you don't.
Stop the nonsense of saying B0k0 is in Cotonou. Lovely Assistant would know best and she says that is not true. B0k0 would be in Ghana. I guess you want me to come and be killed with you there. Why would you do that to me?
I will not tell my business to everyone ONCE WE ARE MARRIED. Right now, you are just a man who says he wants to marry me but has done nothing to show that is true. Nothing. All you do is argue like I am some stupid woman who has no clue. As you can tell I am smart and will not put up with shit.
Decide now- do you want to marry me or is this over?
I will not come to Ghana first. I need to be married to you so Mad Chemist will stay away from you and your family there. Lovely Assistant told me so. SHE KNOWS
I will be married where I want. I am the bride. The bride chooses. PERIOD!!!!
I will not give you money before we are married. As your wife, we will work together and blend our finances. Not before. I have not asked you for a thing. Not even a ring, which I want very much. Every girl wants a beautiful ring and I don't have one.
I will not tell you about the hotel until it's time. It's a special place not everyone knows about. They specialize in honeymoons. They have SPECIAL THINGS for newlyweds if you understand what I mean. I am not going to reveal it because it is my surprise for you, special for you.
If you are still in love with Lovely Assistant tell me now. She loves Mad Chemist. I will not have you wishing I was her.

Did anyone know the Safari Hotels has special newlywed suites? Wink

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I can't believe this mail comes from you, it is the most authoritarian message i have ever heard either from a master to a servant not from a lover to his loved one. This mail exposes you the more that you can not defend.

Now you're getting it!

I wanted to be your partner and I never wanted to treat you like a servant at all. I am a strong woman. I have had to be to survive. If that is a bad quality, then I guess you don't love me for who I am. I can't help it. No one has taken care of me for a long time. I have to protect myself. You made me very sad to not appreciate me

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Kimbra, Kimbra,
You want to be my partner by being my lord, You mean you are a strong woman that is a great testimony and you think love is shown by being strong, dont you know that love is toothless? baby i can give you the highest care you can think of in this sinful world your mistake has spoiled a lot of things if you can accept. i have not seen anything you have done before appreciating you, for appreciating i have not problem with that.

Kiss, kiss- got you right where I want you

Honey,
I don't want to be your lord. I want to be your queen and stand beside you in love and destiny. That is all I ever wanted. I want you to enjoy my strength because we can be great partners. Would you call me a lord if I was on top of you in bed, making you pleased with my every move, and yet doing that to make you supremely happy? I think not. You see, it is all in how you want to think of it.

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Ok you are talking now, but you pushed me far, my love for you has been disfiured it needs amendment, what can make have believe on you again is only if you send sometime i will so appreciate, then my love will come back to you again without any past rememberance, think of gift to send to me, myself will think of something to send to you too. i can be on top of you but without joy i cant enjoy you. pls show me you are real.

OMG enough already with the gifts!

E,
why do you insist I have to send something to you? Why? It doesn't prove anything other than I can send you something. It doesn't prove my love at all. I don't want anything from you except your love. That is it. That is enough until we are together and married. If I must do things to constantly prove my love to you, it will never work. I believe love is from the heart. Do you want me to take it beating out of my chest and send it to you to prove I love you? Then I would die, you would have my heart but not my love. You need to think about this

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Baby that is the only forward, gift is a big significant here in Africa, if you dont want to do it i am stil afraid. we cant move forward, we can only be friends ok.

Baby, I want to bring my gift to you. Why is that a bad thing? I want to do it with a personal touch. I already started collecting things to bring to the wedding. I don't want to send them. i want to bring them to you with a kiss. That is how we do things.

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Sweety you are stil insisting why but it will not work, if you are bringing 4 gift to me send 2 bring 2 in person simple with this i will be assured it is not a set up. this is how setup works, if you know your love is real send to me a good gift, the only way forward if you want me to drink my honey without fear send me gift, and it must come through DHL.

No. Then it is goodbye. I don't have to prove anything to you. You have proven you want to break my heart.

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That is it, you never love me. leave all those principls you are talking it will never work with me. you will not come to Ghana before the wedding, you will come after wedding and you think is normal.

Why is it wrong to want to protect the man I love? I don't understand you

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Well honey in your mind you might think you want to proctect me but it is the opposite come to ghana and marry me. Ghana is a tourist country Ask reasonable people about Ghana not people like Lovely Assistant. they the bad people ghana dont want.

E,
I am so afraid we can never come to a compromise. I wish you would truly see my heart. I have so much to give to you but first I must know you are a true man who is not after my money. To ask for gifts and money violates how I have personal integrity. Every man who I have ever given too much up front it has ended badly. I am a wealthy woman but the thing I value the most is love and care. A soft kiss. A loving touch. A man who puts his hand on the small of my back and guides me through a room. A man who talks to me like I am an equal and worthy of being his partner. A man who can accept gifts rather than asking for them, unexpected and full of surprise. A man who would know a single rose given to me with love would mean more than a dozen with no heart. This is what I say to you.
If you cannot live with that, I must go. So tell me now. Tell me please. I am tortured over thinking of you as my husband on this day when you were supposed to be just that

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Very sorrowful honey, why are you doing as if i am cheating you, why are you saying all this, is it offence to exchange gift,i have my reason of asking a gift from you if you can only understand it and do it i will appreciate if really you have the money or if you are not hire to get me and you will be paid later, maybe the money is not there to buy all this gift.

E,
I sent the lingerie picture to you in hopes your magic pencil mind would remind your other mind why we are here. We fell in love. You are not supposed to treat me like the little woman, pat me on the head and tell me to do your will. We are supposed to work together, a partner, a team. That is all I have ever wanted.
So here's the thing. Let us do a reset. I don't want to marry in Ghana because I am truly scared that Mad Chemist will try to kill you and your family there. Lovely Assistant has told me so many scary stories I cannot live with that thought on my head. This I say out of love to you and what was supposed to be my family. I wanted Cotonou but you say it is not safe. Then where can we be married? Pick a place that is neither of those and we will slip away. I will not have Lovely Assistant come. Do you have a sister? She can be my maid of honor. We will go where no one knows, just you and me and only a few witnesses. Someplace you can travel without needing a passport. Tell me where that is and I will find a spot I can live with being married to you.
Once that happens, we can honeymoon there or travel back to Ghana but only after I am your wife. If Mad Chemist knows we are married, he will leave us alone. Lovely Assistant will be sad but she will understand and I can see her some other time, if she is still alive.
Once we are married, we can settle your debts and go from there. I want to bring you here to the US once you have your passport and then we can do some business and settle in either here or in Ghana. We can choose together. It has to be safe because I will fear for your life for some time with Mad Chemist.
Now, here is the hard part. You must not ask me to prove my love to you by sending money or gifts. I cannot do it. It makes me feel horrible. I have not asked you for a ring and that is my way to say here- you ask for nothing, I ask for nothing, we just come together bringing only our love. That is it.
If you tell me none of this works, or you don't love me any more, then I will go away quietly from this day on. You and me E. We could still be a team. And you have hurt me but I still love you. I really do
Tell me what my last name is to be, Kimbra

Then some hijinks to plan for the wedding weekend. Oh Padme!

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Honestly your picture touched my magic pencil very seriously but there is nothing much to do due to its partner are at war. the picture was nice i like it.
I have tried to pat you honey on the back and askyou to do my will the rest will be your will, but satisfy me first. Mad Chemist will not do anything, if he does it that will be the end of him trust me Honey. Come to Ghana and marry me therefore nothing asking you for money, baby if i miss to marry you i will not waste one month to marry a lady from Germany she has been pleading with me for your information, the father is millionier they like me but i dont like their duaghter.
Love should be all size not one sided, i will agree for you and you will agree for me too. i am serving a living God, my God will never fail me so forget about Mad Chemist or Lovely Assistant they can only kill their fathers and mother not my own family, if you doubt me go ahead and tell them go ahead and kill me, and i will tell you that i and my family will live.
Again if you know i will have something to do with you, do awat with all Idiots they can be killed at any time. they are not good companion.
Finally our spot for marriage is Accra where i and you can be securely. God bless us. Yours E.

Subject: I'm exhausted
I love you
Can we please keep this simple??
No gifts
Ghana for the wedding
You pick the honeymoon
We get you set with your passport and money
I buy my investment gold
We come to the US
and all the while, we make love like no one ever did before us
Can you live with this?

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The only good news from my sweety, now you are talking, come along with the gift since you have bought, we can start preparation this week for the marriage, just get prepared and come down, Can Rita come with you, keep your coming secret, dont ever tell my enemies, Lovely Assistant or Mad Chemist or any member of b0k0 hxxxx, if you promise, you will not tell anyone then the marriage can take place this weekend.
Honey i am very sorry for all i make you go through ok but that is the process. do you have any relation like your uncle or anti for me to talk and know them and make my intention known to them, because you are not an ordinary person, the marriage will be a low key i hope you wont mind, lets just get married and arrange our life to the best test as we desire. i love you i love you ok honey will you forgive me? did i cause you any demage pls tell so that e can share it. bring my laptop and iphone ok honey.
i am the only one to pick you up at the airport.

I just finished the post and get this:

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My honey,
God bless the day i found you and make it holy, i thought it is all over but God said it is not yet over, honey do you God loves our relation that is why He bring us back again, baby do you realise i have loose you, when you are persisting you want to be married in Cotonu or never, the devil was really at work but God says no it is not yet over.
Honey i thank you for your understanding, i thank the holy spirit which dwells in you that makes everything become posible, Love you honey and from now on Lovely Assistant and Mad Chemist will not know more about our marriage ok, i will love you as part of my body ok, panic not Ghana is peaceful unless the person wants war then war will follow the person but as long you are peace loving baby you have no problem in ghana ok darling, i will like to have your company profile or your personal profile to check out things myself, i hope this is no problem honey.

Hmmm have to find out what he means by that. Constant with the love lads, always some proof or some token. Arrggg

Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2014 12:12 am

Lawa1, our Boko character, and the Lad have a little chat over email. Apologies for the all caps. haha

GHANA BEGGAR MAN O

HEY BEGGAR MAN BLANCA TELL ME U HAVE THING TO SAY TO ME. O GO AHEAD FOOL. I AM LISTENING.

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you bastard idiot, killing your fellow brothers because you did not go to school, some idiot is somewhere supplying you ammunition to kill your innocent brother and as a foolishman you are doing what they ask you. Listen you uselessman, My father is from IMO STATE and my MOTHER is from Ghana, i will be doing wedding in imo state very soon and i am inviting you, Blanca gave me your picture and your number and the government of Nigeria and Ghana is following you, your cup will full soon keep on doing what you are doing, you have one day to end up trust me, since you people are not fighting good fight, you are only spoilling a great country like Nigeria, God will punish you and your group, the federal government will soon come up using airforce plan to clear fools like you. i am never a baggar ok.

LISTEN BEGGAR WOMAN LIVE OFF LADY TEET LIKE CALF OFF GOAT. BLANCA SAY U ON SKYPE. MEET ME ON THERE U SON OF MONKEY LOOK ME IN EYE. OOOOOO U DIE SOON. XSKYPEID

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You are talking nonsense, zombie, any attempt will take your life.

U TALK TO ME EYE TO EYE IF U NOT COWARD. WE MEET SOOOOOOON TOO. YES. U SAY U GET MARRIED SOON? WE SEE ON THAT. I WAS MARRIED FOUR WEEKS PAST TO GIRL FROM CHIBOK. SHE NICE AND NOT LIKE U LADY FROM WEST I KNOW THIS. WHY U MARRY LADY FROM WEST SO U GET HER MONEY? U YAHOO BOY? KAFFUR MONKEY. BURA UBANKA! UBANKA!!!!! O.

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Hahahahahahahahahah, Jesse said you are very funny but spupid, insha alaah duruowaka. kajikwo.

U A CRAZY MAN. BEGGAR. U NIGERIAN FATHER CRY TO HAVE BEGGAR SON LIKE U. WHERE HE LIVE? MAYBE I SEE HIM BEFORE I COME FOR U. KAFFUR BASTARD. NOW, SMALL BOY, PLEASE GO NOW. SUKKLE MAMA GIRLFRIEND TIT BECAUSE U NEED MILK. OK. SEE U SOOOOOOON.

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You think i am joking with you ok just watch out you will be apprehended soon. try and come to Ghana, dan bansa. you think i am fool like you to give my real address, as i am mailing you stupid man, i am right in Bornu state, maidugri. checking you with your picture. what you to people will happen to you soon. idiot. insha allah you must surely die, duruowanka, i am a spiritualist i am seeing you and i know what you are wearing now. barbarian.
shashasha dan esika.

I WISH U IN MY TOWN I SAY COME TO BAMA WE CUT U INTO STEW MEAT LIKE NIGERIAN ARMY. BUT U JUST YAHOO BOY BEGGAR IN GHANA WAIT FOR OYINBO GIRLFRIEND TO THROW MILK FROM TIT. U GOAT. U SON OF DONKEY. COME TO MY VILLAGE!! U THINK IT MATTER TO ME IF I HAVE U HOUSE ADDRESS? I BOMB HOUSE WHERE U SAY U LIVE. U OR OTHER KAFFUR. WHO CARE? CRAZY MAN.

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ki you are not a Nigeria, jesse said you are from Niger and you come to Nigeria to kill them all kwo, walahi you must die, kaffuri like you, you are only a coward, you bomb and ran away, why not wait. Nigeria Governmeny is will soon end you people up, they are working seriously useless man, who can not move freely.

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ok i am coming to you in spirit just wait you will die now, shiake

IN SPIRIT - O! IS ALL U CAN DO POOR BOY. U HAVE NO MONEY TO COME TO NIGERIA. U HAVE NO COURAGE TO COME TO NIGERIA. NOW IT IS TIME FOR YOU TO GO AND SUCK YOUR WIFE TIT BECAUSE SHE FEED U. WHEN U COME ON SKYPE SMALL BOY? U TOO BUSY BEGGING? OOOOOOOO

Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2014 2:38 am

Time to love up the man in the midst of all the terrorist conversations. Oooo Padme gets all the fun!

Hi honey,
I am sorry I haven't written back today. I've been looking at pictures of Ghana and you are so right, there are many beautiful beaches. I'm having trouble picking one! I also took a nap because I could finally be at peace after talking to you on the phone.
E, a personal profile is not something you send over email. It is something that should be reviewed in a room surrounded by lawyers and such. There is a lot of particular information that should not be shared openly and I hope you understand this. When we clear your passport for travel after the marriage, I will bring you back here to review things with my lawyers and money manager. It is only to be done in person.
Love, I still feel like you don't trust me. You know, I have to invest a lot of trust in you, so if you don't believe me you have to let me know now. I have to remake all my plans tomorrow and I will need to work out all my details to travel to you. I will be checking with Rita but she has kids in school and I don't think she can just pick up and travel like we need. That was the good thing about Lovely Assistant- she could come easily. I know, she can't come now. It still makes me sad. I wish there wasn't so much fear wrapped up with her.
I have some work to do tomorrow to get things ready so email me when you know what's going on where you are honey. Oh and who from your family will be at the wedding or are we getting married quietly and then going to see them? Please let me know.
Baby, if you don't mind, I would also like to have a reception here in Dallas when we come back. I want to share you with my world so they know the man who has finally found a way to share my heart
I love you, my dear husband to be

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Hello sweet heart,
Sending a profile is not a big problem, is not something that will take a whole time, just your address your company name and so on, honey send your details to me pls, dont wave it off is very important to me, i want to know where you come from, still honey you have not tell me whether you have any relation or not which is also important to me. honey we have many beautiful beaches in Ghana you have to make a choice when you are in ghana ok dear, honey the storm is over i have no problem with you again dear, i only need total sanity, you help me sanitize and i will do the same ok. The E
Honey our marriage will be a quite one just with few witness and we can do our reception at the place of your heart desired Dallas ok. And after the marriage we visit some relations alright.
I love you honey, my joy since i spoke to you is too high, honey you are a great woman, thanks for your great plans and God bless you, i am looking out to see you soon in my arms ok honey, yours Darling husband

Blah blah blah blah prove your love

Enter Lawxxx to shake things up

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Subject: GHANA BEGGAR MAN O
HEY BEGGAR MAN LOVELY ASSISTANT TELL ME U HAVE THING TO SAY TO ME. O GO AHEAD FOOL. I AM LISTENING.

And off E goes to tattle to Kimbra all about his big bad escapades. I may be repeating some of what Padme has posted- just too funny in context

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HONEY, READ BELOW LOVELY ASSISTANT CARRY ME TO THIS MAN OF BOKO HARAM, SEE WHAT I TOLD HIM BELOW

you bastard idiot, killing your fellow brothers because you did not go to school, some idiot is somewhere supplying you ammunition to kill your innocent brother and as a foolishman you are doing what they ask you. Listen you uselessman, My father is from IMO STATE and my MOTHER is from Ghana, i will be doing wedding very soon and i am inviting you, Lovely Assistant gave me your picture and your number and the government of Nigeria and Ghana is following you, your cup will full soon keep on doing what you are doing, you have one day to end up trust me, since you people are not fighting good fight, you are only spoilling a great country like Nigeria, God will punish you and your group, the federal government will soon come up in using airforce jet to clear fools like you. i am never a baggar ok.

Oh love,
Please please make sure you are safe and careful. You KNOW these people would think nothing of hurting or killing you! I have not told Lovely Assistant anything about the wedding being back on so you must be very very careful. Please my love. I just got you back. I can't bear losing you now!

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My love they can not kill me, i am more than careful ok honey, they can not do us anything, police is monitoring my house 24 hours, let them come and bomb and see their death.
Honey never you think about this ok, we will defeat them, with God on our side He reveal to redeem.
My sweet heart, my loving kindness sanitize any thing that is not good in your side ok honey. love you, yours E.

And now the continuing love biz

Hi my love,
Here we go again with you wanting me to prove something. I don't publish anything about my investments and I don't own a company. My wealth manager is with HSBC Private Bank and that's all I can tell you at this point. It is not good for me to email you this information and it is best told to you with my wealth manager and my lawyers. It is a big deal honey when you have the money I have. I will be happy to share it with you when you come to the US with me after our marriage. I will share it all with you, with all the information, so you will have the full picture.
You must quit asking me to constantly prove myself. If you don't believe what I'm telling you, you must let me know now. I've not ever had people question me. I don't represent myself as anyone other than who I am. You know me. You've seen the rough and strong warrior princess come out and everything.
Love, I never had any siblings. I have some aunts and uncles but to be honest, they all got mad when I inherited all of my parent's money and they spent a lot of time fighting me in court. I ignore them now because I gave them money but it was never enough. I have had to live a rather solitary life, relying on friends and God to get by. This is why I have a hard time letting go of my friendship to Lovely Assistant, even though now it is only leading to sadness. That is also why Rita's vision was so important to me. She cannot come to the wedding but is really excited that we trusted each other and brought things back to where they belong. She will happily greet you when you come here for the reception and will host it here at the church if we like.
I hope you will share your family with me and that we can have a beautiful family with lots of children to bless our lives. I would like to have at least 2 kids and as many as 4. I want to fill their lives with love and joy, teach them how to work and give to others less fortunate.
Two more things- I am still looking at beaches, so I will let you know which one I'm thinking of as soon as I know. My head is spinning in a good way- marriage, no marriage, and now it's back on. It's exciting in a great way.
Other thing- I need to delay a week, as I have people asking me for things this week while I'm here and if I take care of them, I will be able to be away for as long as we need I think I will be better prepared next week and will look to do things that way if it's fine with you. I'm trying not to be too controlling this time but take care of things so I am all yours.
And honey, when I get you in that hotel room, I hope you have that magic pencil sharpened and the walls are good and think because I'm planning to pleasure you more than you have ever known. I want you more every day and respect the man who has stolen my heart and never let it go.
Dearest, I have written so much. I hope you see my heart in here. I will look for the beaches and I will book my tickets as soon as I make sure we are set to go. I'll plan to come in mid to late next week, stay as long as you want me there, then I will let everyone know to expect us back in Dallas when we know we are ready. We have plenty of business there- go to the bank, get money to clear your passport and accounts, show me the gold and do the purchase, share some meals with your family, shop a little (lol), and of course, be naked as much as possible all around that.
I love you my E. I'm so glad we are back on the same page. Let's write in the book of our love and make it grow into an epic novel, no drama, just lots of great things ahead. Kisses baby

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My Honey,
Good to hear from you again, ok i am going to stop asking you about this profile for the main time till after our marriage, because i dont want anything to make you angry again, let maintain the peace for now till after we are joined together ok honey, for profile i know it is not a big deal, because i am having about 4 profiles of my business partners, they are all millioniers, and every millionier in europe and America must have a profile on how he or she made her money, but if you say it is not yet time for that ok no problem my queen i will be patient with you darling, but honey bear in mind that no any european or American ladies who is singing love the way we are today will let his man to lack any information about her, honey you are depriving me your personal information, and this makes me afraid considering the type of people surrounding us everything is possible but i trusted you and believe that what you want is marriage and nothing but marriage in this i stand honey any other circonstance will be meet with serious rivot, i will book for hotel where we will start the exercise before i get you to the family house, dont bother much looking for the choice of the beach you may like, i will be at the airport waiting for your arrival as soon as i saw you i will pike you up immediately to the hotel i booked ok there i will give you a befitting welcome to Africa.
Honey 2 kids is good 4 is a crowd but if God give more we take honey, when you come you will see everything yourself and know who is who in my side of my family, Honey i am lacking a lot of things can you pls send to me tomorow the sum of $2000usd to take care of certain things before your arrival, send it through western union on my name E Chuxxxxx, plsssss honey do not get upset on this, i need it to take cares of some sundries before your arrival pls dont make it a case again as before. i will use my driving license to pike the money ok dear.
Honey i have to fortify myself and you, nobody will know which beach we are going to get wedding for our safety, since we are doing the reception in Dallas, for it is my responsibility to protect you and make you enjoy your stay in Ghana, In Ghana there are many exciting places to show you around for your perusal.
Honey i may call you tonight if the net is working perfect ok, wait for my call as it gives you joy, remain bless honey. My margic pencil is waving and singing song, saying when is my partner coming to me !!!, so i keep on calming it, once again honey dont get upset on my request i know you can do it. kisses from yours E..

I want to smack him really hard but I think I'll try avoidance to royally tick him off

Hi love,
I'm sorry I wasn't available for your call today and I was hoping to hear from you tonight. Soon it will be such a joy to be able to look in your eyes and kiss your lips and talk to you in person. I"m getting all my things done so I will be able to buy my ticket over the weekend to come to you. When you pick me up at the airport, I will be the most excited person there with a huge smile on my face.
I am trying to find a good solution for carrying my wedding gown on the plane. I think I will have to carry it on. I'm having it shortened a little more to make sure I don't drag it too much in the sand. It's going to be amazing marrying you on the beach and then going to your family. I will be rejoicing.
Love I have to take care of some details before I go. I will email you more tomorrow. I hope you are staying safe for your love. You have to protect that magic pencil for me and I am preparing myself for you- just you wait until you see me and know that I am yours.
Your one and only Kimbra

Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2014 5:29 pm

Latest note from Scared Lad to Lawai from Boko

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My friend lawai i dont talk to people who live in the bush, if you get courage come to the city and talk to me face to face, than killing innocent souls and running into bush, walahi God will punish you, you cant excape gudgement of God, how many wife do you marry from the 200 girls you people are holding, very soon Nigeria government will forget about those girls and end boko haram in Nigeria and hungary will kill you guys. for your information i am sending Ebola to that bush very soon to kill all of you. shiegu.

Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2014 5:57 pm

Meanwhile.....

DAN BANZA. I HAVE THREE WIVES. ALL GOOD GIRL FROM CHIBOK. HOW MANY HUSBAND U HAVE GAY? DO U THINK I WORRY OVER U CRAZY WITCH DOCTOR SPELL????? U GO TO HELLFIRE SOON. DIE SOON!!!! KA CI CWARKA. U CRAZY MAN. SON OF GOAT. BEGGAR. O

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Kai i am not dan banza, you are the one who is dan banza, killing your brothers in the north and displacing the innocent people for no curse, you are in hell already lawai, unless you stop and become a good muslim you will pay in the same coins, trust me. i understand it will take you 42 hours to get to Ghana due to the lungu you take, through Niger to burkina and you enter Ghana through the bush way as a bush man you are. all this way has been taken and i will continue to monitor.

Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2014 10:57 pm

Meanwhile, back at the love ranch...

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My Honey,
Thanks for your mail once again honey, the time is at hand to meet you face to face and hold each other and said to each finally we are together, honey there is one important message you miss to comment and that is the small request of $2000 usd, i have some sundries to take care of plssss. i hope this will not disturb you, pls treat as matter of urgency. Love you honey.
Is the wedding gown tick that you can not fold it? Anyway you should know how to manage and bring it down. i hope all is well, nobody know about our new plan again, pls keep it secret when we finish the wedding then we let people know ok honey, it is very important to me that nobody from our rebel side know about this understand. that same person is still mailing me and trethening me but God is bigger than him.
Honey joy is getting bigger and bigger as the time comes near, honey are you sure you are really coming? it is like film to me, i will wait till that day, i have kept myself holy for you for so long now, the time has come to the exercise, my magic pencil is very ready, everybody is ready longing to sight you. thank you honey and stop dulging my request, if i am very important to you sweety. Yours honey E.

Oh I didn't miss the request. I full out ignored it. I talked to the E and told him that I would not listen to any requests for money. Of course, he wanted to know all about the laptop and iPhone again. They are coming in one of my 2 very weighty checked bags.

Thank you dearest for your love and understanding. I am working hard and can't wait to be in your arms next week. Be ready for me. Take care of yourself and I will do the same for you. Love and kisses to my future husband

I'm keeping it simple until I can book my trip to Ghana over the weekend. I think I'll get to Ghana around 9/11 (menacing music, foreshadowing intended)

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Honey thanks for all you are doing to make our union possible, i am waiting to receive your flight schedule with that i know you are here already, great love awaits you honey.
yours E

Posted: Sat Sep 06, 2014 5:08 pm

BEGGAR BOY PLAY WITCH DOCTOR KUFFAR SPIRIT MAN FROM HELLFIRE, BUT EVEN SHATAIN HISSELF NOT ABLE TO EARN U ONE DOLLAR! NA U HAVE NOTHING BUT EMPTY WORDS BECAUSE U A BEGGAR! U DEY CRAZY! ƁARAWON BANZA! DAN BANZA! O. U DIE SOOOOOOOON.

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I dont know where this bushman get computer to be replying my message, like a freeman, do you know is better to be a baggar and to be a murdera like you, the federal government of Nigeria is waiting for you people to take over all the bornu State before they will use bomber jet to finish you all, and anytime you people try to touch Eastern nigeria, then the country will divide, wait and see, you people what you are doing danbansa, if you are so strong call me when you are in Ghana i will meet you and before you through your bomb you are dead alredy. shasha barawon banzai i am seeing you, wait untill i catch you alife.

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