Linda Takes My Baiting Virginity

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Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 8:36 am

I'm just impatient and want stuff to be entertaining now now now now now! Haha

I'm about to start on another lad, I just have to figure out my approach first. And I think I'll join a massbait in the next couple of days. Real life keeps slapping me around, but I'd like to pass on the slaps to some lads if I can. :3

So anything regarding the college site or the church documents? I just found the Purity Test 500 thing, which seems appropriate to send her before she enters the church. But I need something a bit more official.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

Don't ask me - all of my stuff was strictly straight and boring...then I found that I could get fake sites from them, and I enjoyed the reporting.

Your mentor is pretty awesome (don't tell I said so) ...maybe talking about your boredom will help?

Master Baiter Joined: 28 Jan 2009 Posts: 124

With the payment you can always be upset and say you tried, but the bank account was refused. Ask why he/she put you throe that embarrassing banking visit? Do you not love each other anymore?

What you also could do is:
1. Say that you showed the pictures in you church
2. Everyone in church felt sooo sorry for them
3. The church decided to raise money together, so you could send a lot of money
4. The church want to sent a minimum of $8000
5. Ask if he can help with distributing the money

If he says yes Rolling Eyes

1. Say that you will start making preparations and tell him to prove to you that he/she is serious. Wait for his lame tries to prove it.
2. If you need fake addresses for the church, see the two posts here: http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=237695&highlight=

Tormenting and trophies
1. Say that your church have rules that before they send money, the recipient have to fill in some forms. Get one from here (I like the Anti-Terrorist Forms Laughing

):
http://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=151052

2. Say that you need proof that its him/she in the pictures, so he/she need to take a photo with a paper with some fun text

3. If they send a picture with a sign, say that you usually can raise double the amount of money if you have a theme. So if the can dress up as something fun (any masquerade theme or similar) and send photos of that, it will bring on a lot of money.

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 8:50 am

If you're bored, get your mentor to sign you up for the extreme baiting course

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 9:00 am

OK, I'll keep pushing him to do something interesting. The problem is, he won't be likely to take any proof pictures, because he's done the bait with a female character and now every time I ask for pictures, he'll have to go find the woman and make her do those things (and probably have to pay her for it, if I've understood correctly). So he's not going to be jumping up and down to meet my demands, which is why he's been a lazy a** so far and googled all the pictures I asked him for. Evil or Very Mad

I'll start sending through all these forms and see if that doesn't put some fire under his balls.

Master Baiter Joined: 28 Jan 2009 Posts: 124

Go slowly, all steps 1, 2, 3 etc. I wrote are different emails. All of them can be discussed around & back and forth with the lad, before you go to the next email step. When you come to the forms and pictures you will have more trust from him to do stuff. And if he think he will get $16000 he will pay the girl for more photos Wink

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 9:18 am

I've already promised him $24'460 if he jumps through a few really simple hoops for me.
Lazy as ever, this guy is.

Master Baiter Joined: 28 Jan 2009 Posts: 124

Time to get angry, he is not taking you seriously Twisted Evil

There are other waiting to get their donations Wink

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 11:43 am

I'm going for the pathetic, lovey dovey kind of pushing. I still want him to trust my preacher man, so I'm blaming all the pushiness on the donators.

Quote:

The donators have been calling me over Sunday and Monday and again this morning, they want to know why you're not serious about their donations. I think they're going to withdraw soon if you don't show them why they should give you the money. I'm really upset, because if I lose their funding then I'll have to raise more money for you in other ways and it will delay this whole thing further.
You make my heart sing. You move me. I just want to have you here with me smiling your beautiful smile. And more than anything else, I want you to come here to America and live with me and be happy, but even I'm wondering now if you're serious about wanting to come here.
Please reply as soon as possible to let me know if you want to proceed.

Yours lovingly,

And as promised, I worked the song lyrics in there. See if he notices. Behehe

I managed to find a bunch of churchy forms for him to fill out too, though they're not as long and hilarious as I'd like, they'll waste a bit of his time. I'll send them as soon as I get a reasonable response.

Master Baiter Joined: 28 Jan 2009 Posts: 124

Nice reply. I'm looking forward to seeing the forms Smile

If you like, you can also sign up for a free voice mail service here: http://www.k7.net/ Then he can loose some money on calling long distance calls.

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 12:47 pm

I might need a bit of help with this - I downloaded a PDF Editor to stick my gorgeous logo on some church forms and edit the name of my church in there and everything, but it keeps crashing my computer. I don't have any good editing software for photos or documents (I'm using WordPad, I don't even have Word, if you must know how pathetic my toolkit is).
Can anyone give me a hand? I can PM you the PDFs and my gorgeous little logo, all I need is for someone to slap them together for me.
I will love you forever~ Mr. Green

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 1:12 pm

I'm using Picasa for photo modification. It works pretty well but I mostly use it for watermarking Documents before posting them at the warning site.

Otherwise, I use Word to make my forms and such (Mostly fake bank transfer slips). I then print them out, sign them by hand and scan them to send to the Lads.

I'm not using PDF editor of any kind. (Sorry)

Master Baiter Joined: 28 Jan 2009 Posts: 124

PM me

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 1:23 pm

I understand your mentor has editing tools for pdfs and pics. Perhaps ask them. Razz

You have been given good advice above.

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 1:26 pm

^^^I agree with the above - send your mentor a few hundred PMs begging them to do it for you.

Failing that - GIMP for the graphics work - it will load PDFs and has the ability to save them as well, but not as multiple paged documents.

OpenOffice/LibreOffice is compatible with Word and will export PDFs.

There are also various online tools for converting multiple JPGs to a single PDF and vice versa.

Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2014 8:08 am

Firstly, thank you so much to ScamIsNoGood for helping me out with the dox. They were awesome.

OK, so I made up the tackiest possible fake logo and stuck it on the membership forms for Linda to fill out, as well as another request for those pictures I asked for last week. She responded with the most hilarious thing I've seen this year:

Quote:

THIS IS THE PHOTOS AS REQUESTED BY THE DONATORS

See if you can spot the love of my liiiiiife~

I sincerely hope he paid someone a lot of money for this ... uh ... incredible editing job. Laughing

Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2014 9:59 am

Oh man, Linda is absolutely killing it.

I sent her a reply a few days later because the lovely pastor was taking 4th of July off and was too busy to respond to her extraordinary proof pics. So I messaged her that these pics weren't quite good enough and she'd need to do better to impress the donators.

My love, my pet, my sweet, my dear, dear Linda just replied with this:

Quote:

Hello my dear thanks for your mail i am very happy when ever you write to me thanks, and how is every body i hope all is well with the church and all the members thanks be to God Almighty,
My dear about the photo where i am sheering food to people in the camp, there is how they management sheer food here in the camp, because the give out food ones in a week every Monday and is the camp management that use to do that in the camp so i told the reverend about the photo and he talk with the camp management for me to stay in there table where they sheer card for numbers to go and take food so they aloud me to snap the photo since the church want to help the camp,

So here in the camp photo they use to sheer the food department by department, so that when ever your department want to cook the will cook,
But we cook ones a day because people are two much in the camp some times the food will not last for one week but we thank God for life,

So please do not miss understood me about sheering food to the people in the camp is under management of the the camp yours in mind,

TL;DR some excuses, then the gold:

Clearly she's done above and beyond what I asked, so I guess it's time to throw in some other delays. Laughing

Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2014 12:25 pm

^^^Are those piggies multiplying?

Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2014 12:27 pm

Turns out the first one was already pregnant and they all just popped out over the last few days ... Razz

But actually, it's because I have a terribly supportive mentor that I don't deserve. Embarassed

Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2014 12:39 pm

^^^Your payment has been sent. I will provide the MTCN by PM.

Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2014 12:58 pm

(Brown-Noser) Laughing

Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2014 3:44 pm

^^^That's the first thing I instill in all mentees.

Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2014 8:53 am

I forgot to reply to Linda for a few days because I've been busy, so she's gotten a bit panicked and thrown this together:

Quote:

My darling, how are you doing i hope all is well i forget to send you my refuge id card so here is it now,
I LOVE YOU, BUT GOD LOVE YOU MOST,
YOURS LINDA

Best shoopdawhoop ever.

I suspect, like me, this lad only had Microsoft Paint to throw this crap together. Then again, I can still hold on to the hope that he's wasting money paying for someone to do it for him ... :3

Posted: Sat Jul 26, 2014 8:45 am

So I've been way too lazy with Linda lately, as university went back this week and I'm working all the days I'm not at uni. >.<

Basically, I've had way too many idea of where to take this for the last couple of weeks. I decided on a love triangle between the preacher, the secretary, and Linda. The secretary is getting jealous that Linda turned in paperwork with "Future wife of Mark" written on it, so she's delaying the bank transfers deliberately, and has become very curt with Linda. Laughing

Then I kinda forgot about Linda for three days, and I had to come up with a quick excuse as to why the preacher and the secretary have both been silent - my gosh this lad is a nag, if you don't reply within an hour or two he'll send another email in all-caps asking what the hold-up is! Impatience!!
So as punishment for his impatience, the secretary has written with apologies to Linda and bad news about the state of the preacher .... Cool

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