Sargent James, who will be "reformed" pg 2 NSFW

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Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2017 12:48 pm

Quote:

i will fuck you well and you will feel my body
i'm romantic

Hell yeah he is!

Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2017 3:54 pm

While Susan was away, her bastard ex Tommy harked her chat and changed the settings so that every sentence ends with joker

Susan
joker
Woah. I did not type joker. Why my phone writing this joker
Saturday, 8 July 2017 01:26
James
Ifemi how are you doing
Susan
Hello love joker
James
Dear
What do you mean joker
Saturday, 8 July 2017 10:16
Susan
I am not writing it joker
Omg joker
My phone keeps typing joker at the end of every sentence joker
Susan
💕
Susan
💜💙💜💙💜💙
James
Oh sorry my dear
I love you so much
Susan
Where were you joker
I was worried joker
James
Dear what will you do about it
I did not like it like that
Dear I love you so much
I can't take you off my mind
Susan
What will I do about what joker
💜💙

James
Try to off and on the phone again
Susan
Ok joker
James
Try it now
How is California ifemi
Susan
It's nice joker
What are you doing joker
James
I'm not studying
I told you have many assignment
What are you doing to my love
Dear I have talk to my brother about the passport
Susan
That is great joker
I restarted my phone joker
James
I will go on Monday day to apply for the passport
Susan
Good idea joker

James
Ifemi I can't wait to be with you
Susan
I can't wait to be with you joker
James
I know darling and I wish to be with you too darling and spend the rest of my life with you
Honey I really wish if you can come over here first so that we can do our wedding here
Susan
That would be lovely joker
James
Yes darling..... I want you to try and get your passport too my love so that we can know what's next ok
Susan
Ok joker
I will joker

James
Hello dear
Susan
💋💋💋💋💕
James
Hi
Susan
Hi joker
What did you do today my love joker
James
It's night
Here on bed
Susan
And what will you do tomorrow joker
My love why are you not chatting are you busy joker
James
I'm sleeping
It's 2.08 AM
Susan
Oh wow. Sorry it is only 6pm here in California joker
James
Time difference make it little hard my love
I always enjoy chatting with you but since you travel
Susan
Yes I agree joker
James
Dear I'm not enjoying the chat with joker
Try get whatapp on your phone

Sunday, 9 July 2017 11:54
Susan
I don't know why it is doing that joker
I will ask my daughter if she can fix it today joker
James
Okay dear ask her to fix
How was your day my love I miss you so much
Susan
I miss you too joker

James
Hello dear
Sunday, 9 July 2017 18:34
Susan
Hello dear joker
Monday, 10 July 2017 11:03
Susan
Good morning love. I will be home on Thursday joker
Monday, 10 July 2017 14:14
James
Hello darling.... Sorry for my late reply my love I was busy doing the passport processing
I miss you so much my love and am here thinking about you..... Wish you were here with me my love
Susan
How did it go with the passport joker
James
My dear everything is okay
I have started the processing it will be ready by Wednesday
Susan
💕💕
James
Dear I will show you if the passport is ready I love you so much my darling
Dear I will write you back later

Tuesday, 11 July 2017 01:40
Susan
Ok my love joker
James
Hello my dear
Susan
💕💕
James
Darling good morning
Susan
Good morning joker
James
My love
How are you hope
I love you
James
My love
Are you there
Susan
Good morning love. Did you get your passport joker
James
It's not yet ready
But I have pay for it
Susan
You pay when they start it so if they started it you are all set joker
James
There is too much people in the office
Susan
You said you started it and it would be ready for pickup Wednesday joker
James
So I have to wait
Yes
It will be ready on Wednesday
Susan
Hey. My phone should be fixed now.
I found out Tommy was in my house while I was on vacation and he changed my phone settings. He also drank my beer and took $50 from my nightstand.

Posted: Sat Jul 22, 2017 2:34 pm

"James" picks up his passport.

James
That's very bad of him
James
Mark is really worst partner why is his life is always like that
Susan
I see. Who is Mark?
James
The man in charge of my passport
Mark
Susan
In charge of your passport??
James
I mean the man at immigration
Dear he promise today that the passport will be ready
And he has not call me yet
And I'm very angry with him
Susan
That's too bad
James
Dear how is your vacation
The time difference is really affecting us we can't write each other well
Susan
I'm back now.
Why do you have a passport "partner"
James
It's not a partner like that it's the immigration officer
At the immigration officer
Susan
Well they have to process it by law
James
Someone connected me with him to help me because I did not know anybody at the immigration officer
Susan
That makes no sense
Don't know what to tell you dear
James
Dear it's not easy to get passport here
James
Dear the passport will be ready tomorrow
Do not worry my love we will be together very soon by God grace
Susan
Yes
James
Dear please stay away from Tommy
He's stupid man

Susan
morning
James
My love
How was your night
Susan
It was good love. What are you doing today?
James
Dear I'm on my way home
Susan
From where?
James
I went to collect my passport
Susan
Do you have it?
James
Yes
My love I have collected it
Susan
Can I see it?
Send me a picture of it love

Susan
You look handsome
James
Thank my darling I'm doing everything to let you know that I love you
Very serious and I want to be with you
Susan
That's lovely
Me too
James
Dear you are you going to send me the invitation letter so that I can take it to the embassy

Posted: Sun Jul 23, 2017 6:46 pm

He's anxious to get to the USA. Meanwhile, Susan has been teaching him American slang. Wonder what you call your love in America? You call them your mod. And Susan's nickname is padme. Wink

James
Dear if I want to come to new York I want it to be after this coming Muslim Salah festival
Because everybody will be around with my mummy during festival
So dear I want you to send me the letter before the festival
Susan
ok love. are you going to bed now?
or staying up?
James
I'm laying on bed now my dear just write you
Susan
can i see a picture of my sexy man in his bed?

James
After we finish writing I will sleep
Dear the festival is on September 9
I will be together with all my family
Susan
I'm confused love.
are you going to sleep or you want to chat?
James
I want to chat before I sleep my love
I'm with you not really feeling asleep

James
You are a wonderful woman
You came in to my life like a magic
Something I can't even explain to myself all I know is I fall in love
You are light up my day
I will always love you i will never stop loving you

Posted: Mon Jul 24, 2017 10:52 pm

James
Dear I love you so much
I just finish cooking my dinner
You are my love
I can't wait to be with you my love
Honey how are you going to send the invitation letter so that I can plan my movement
I want to be with you soon
Susan
Hi love. Google Hangouts calling doesn't work on my phone love
Just call my cellphone anytime you want to reach me
James
Okay my dear I will
Susan
Ok love
James
Dear when did you want me to come to your side
So that I can start making the arrangements
Susan
soon as you want to come love
James
It depends on you my dear because I did not know how financially buoyant you are, how to take care of me.
I will need your support to get my visa and ticket
Susan
i will always be supportive of you love.
and i can come to visit you also
James
Yes dear
You can come anytime you want
I love you I can't deny you my darling
Susan
love you too
be right back
James
You have put smile on my face since the day I met you i can't define myself again
Okay I'm still waiting my love

You should try and call me,
I'm calling you from here and it keep ranging
Susan
You're the one who wants to talk love. Call me
James
No answer
Susan
You didn't call
It didn't ring
My phone logs all calls
You didn't call me
James
Dear maybe it wrong number
That I'm calling
Give me your number again
Susan
What number did you call
James
This is the number 929249xxxx
This the number you gave me
I'm it was ringing
Susan
Nope. No calls came through
It logs it even if I can't answer
Dial 1 first
James
That is the number
Susan
For the country
James
I included it +1
If you know that the is good try and call me
Susan
You are the one who wants to talk
So call me or we can chat here
Your choice
James
Leave me if you did not want to talk with me
I don't know why you did not want to talk to me
I told you have been trying it here
And it ringing just surprise why you did not see it over there
Susan
really
fine
bye
James
I didn't know you are just acting strange to me
Susan
ok
whatever you say
i don't put up with this kind of talk
so bye
James
Just tell me if you have another man
Susan
omg. you are so rude
BYE
James
Rude how
Susan
good bye
James
How do I rude
Susan
bye
you said just leave you
fine
I am leaving you
James
Dear I'm sorry
Susan
whatever
James
Dear I did not want us to fight but you should understand me
Susan
no
you should understand me
James
That is the only thing that can make this our relationship come to real
We don't need argument
We both need better understanding
I did not like to argue any issues with you
Susan
then you shouldn't have said that stuff
James
Dear
I love you so much
Susan
you need to never tell me to leave you again because next time i will
James
Dear I'm sorry
Susan
good
James
Honey we will fight
Together we shall be forever
Susan
only if you treat me right
James
I will my dear
I promise you all my life and love
James
I will never say that again I promise
Susan
good.
James
Dear I love you 💑
Susan
You too
You should know after Tommy I don't like any fighting in a relationship
James
Yes my love we will never fight
We will build our love upon trust and learn to respect each other.
Susan
ok love
James
Dear what are you doing
Waiting for you since I'm already lying on bed I just want us to chat before I sleep
Susan
that is sweet
James
Dear we will talk later tomorrow
Susan
Ok love

Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2017 12:29 am

Quote:

James: Honey we will fight

James: Yes my love we will never fight

Am confused, but not as much as he is!

Posted: Tue Jul 25, 2017 8:29 pm

James sent some more pictures for our enjoyment.

Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2017 3:15 pm

He's such a compliant lad, he really deserves something special. Twisted Evil

Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2017 9:22 pm

Susan's decided she wants to get married by her own minister. Sure nothing will go wrong or be a pain for the lad. Very Happy

Susan
good morning.
do you think my pastor should do our wedding ceremony? he's a bit unorthodox, but i think it might be nice?
James
good morning my love
its would good my love
dear is that what you suggest its okay by me
Susan
ok love
we need to do the pre engagement questionaire and some other things probably, but he is a GREAT minister. you'll love him
I told you about him before, right?
James
yes you did my love
Susan
my love, he will need to email you and i don't want to give him the (address he is using to scam Susan) email because that's not your real email
how can he contact you?
don't worry, he won't tell Maya until i say it's ok. You and I need to work on how to tell Maya together
James
dear its not necessary i will meet him when i come to you
have you tell him about me
James
dear i will get a new email
with my name
i will do that today
Susan
Dear you must have one
What do you use with your friends and for school
James
I told you i have one but it's not Gmail
The email I have is yahoo mail
I will try to sign up on Gmail today
honey i have sign up for the new email
this is the email [email protected]
i will add you to my hangout now

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 4:10 am

I think he needs a tat. Just sayin'.

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 2:16 pm

Reverend Morris helps Saheed (Sgt James's real name) join the church and begin the marriage process.

Reverend Morris wrote:

Saheed,

Good afternoon. I am blessed to make your acquaintance. My name is Reverend Morris. I believe Jean informed you that I would be in contact with you?

She has told me that you two are to be married soon. Congratulations. As you no doubt know already, it is Jean's wish to be married in our church. We are a bit restrictive about who receives the sacrement under our our Blessing, however as you are already a Christian, you should already know that the differences between our branches are not an issue for most. We all believe in our Lord Jesus Christ who died for our sins. Let me ask you, are you prepared to join our church specifically? If so, I would be honored to do the marriage ceremony myself.

Please respond to my email and let me know a little bit about you and specifically about your religious background and what church you attend now. We can go from there.

Reverend Morris

Saheed wrote:

Thank you Mr Morris, Jean has notified me that you will contact me and I'm very happy to hear from you it's true that I'm from Muslim family, I was born and brought up among them, but now I'm a full Christian I do go to church very well, I love Christ for saving my life I love a Christianity world's and nothing can make me to leave him, he's my savior, Christianity is the only way to everlasting life.

I will like to worship in your church and to work for Christ for the whole rest of my life.

Reverend Morris wrote:

Saheed. This is good news and we will welcome you with open arms. Has Jean mentioned the pre-marital questionaire? We should probably get you started on that. Separately, let's get you enrolled in the church also.

Blessings.

Reverend Morris

Saheed wrote:

Thank you very much Mr Morris I would be happy to meet you.

Reverend Morris wrote:

Saheed,

I have a meeting with the elders tonight. We will be discussing candidates for membership. I will raise the issue of your upcoming marriage to Jean Var and ask that we fast track your membership on this basis. Do you have any questions thus far?

Reverend Morris wrote:

Saheed,

I have just come from a meeting with the church elders and I am happy to announce that they have agreed to allow you and Jean to go ahead and begin your pre-marriage assessment, even though you are not yet a member of our church.

This assessment is a short questionnaire that is designed to help the two of you know your compatibility.

There are no wrong answers. The only requirement is that you answer completely and honestly.

Take your time. The more information you provide, the better I can minister to both you and Jean and you begin your engagement and lead into marriage.

Please note that this form must be printed, filled out in blue ink, and scanned and emailed back to me. It is completely confidential.

Reverend Morris

Reverend Morris wrote:

Thank you i have gotten the form I will print it out...

Saheed,

Reverend Morris wrote:

Good morning. I understand from your bride to be that you are quite anxious to begin your marriage and also, naturally, you wish to travel here to the USA. I will do all I can to assist you in this. To the end, please work on the assessment and return it to me, ideally by Friday morning.

Reverend Morris

Saheed wrote:

Good morning reverend Moris I only told her that the form has many pages, I'm not afraid and something I did not understand on the form how to draw a image of me and Jean I really don't understand how to do that.

Reverend Morris wrote:

Saheed,

Good morning. When you were a child, did you ever draw pictures? Perhaps you did this in school? It is easy. Just grab your pen, and draw a picture of how you see yourself and your lovely bride to be.
How much of the assessment have you completed thus far?

Saheed wrote:

I have not started yet I will soon go soon as to print it out, and the second I did not understand on form how to draw the picture of the best day of my life I really I did not know how to do that

Reverend Morris wrote:

Saheed,

Good morning. I urge you to begin the assessment and complete it as soon as possible. You have indicated to your bride to be that you'd like to be married as soon as possible. This is the first step.

As for the picture, this again, is simple and I believe will be easy for you. All you need to do is remember the best day of your life. Ask yourself, what was I doing? Where was I? Was anyone with me? Why was it the best? Then see it as a photograph in your mind. If someone took a picture, what would be in the picture? Draw whatever comes to mind.

Saheed wrote:

Alright thank you reverend Moris I will send to you as soon as I finish with the form...

Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2017 1:07 pm

Reverend Morris wrote:

Good morning. I am checking to see how your assessment is coming along. Jean emailed me to say you would be sending it this morning.

Saheed wrote:

Good day reverend Moris sorry I have not finish it yet still working on it I will send it to you as soon as I'm done with it,thank you so much sir I'm so glad.

Saheed wrote:

Good morning reverend moris i just done with the form now.

Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2017 1:53 pm

Either this guy can't draw hands or the people where he comes from need serious help. Shocked

Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2017 2:06 am

Are he and Jean zombies?

Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2017 9:46 pm

TL'DR wedding planning blah blah blah.... Not very exciting.

Susan
i just had a nice chat with the reverend. he said he will contact you.
James
Why did he want to contact me honey
What did he want to tell me
Susan
He wants to talk to you about our engagement
It is standard practice if someone wants to be married with the blessings of the church
James
I know but dear what have you discuss with him about me
Susan
I told him that I met you online and you are from Nigeria and you converted to christanity, but not the same church as me
James
Okay
And what does he said about me
Honey and since you have told him that when do you think we can be together
Dear I can't wait to be with you my love
Susan
Yes, my love
James
Honey when will you send the invitation
Susan
The first step is to get the reverend blessing.
He will help me with the invitation
Did he email you yet?
James
Yes
He has email me
Just now I will reply him he said he want to know about my religion background
Susan
Ok love. Please just be open and tell him everything you can. The more he knows the better he can help us toward marriage
He is a really good man.
James
Okay my love
I will email him
You have tell him everything about me that I'm from Muslim family converted to Christian
And I'm very pleased with that because I just like a Christianity world's
Susan
Yes. But he will want to hear about your background directly from you.
James
Okay
I will email him
I will tell him about my family
Susan
Ok love

James
Dear why did your reverend like me and wanting me to come to your church
Susan
Because in our church marriage service are only done between members.
But you are already Christian. Right?
James
Yes I'm Christian
Susan
Ok.
So no problem. Right?
James
Yes no any problem
And I will like to learn more about Christianity
Susan
that is good love.
have you emailed him back?
James
Yes I have email him back my love
Susan
ok love
that is good
James
I has email me back too honey
Susan
That's good dear
You will like him
James
Yes of course I will
Let me see him dear
Susan
What do you mean?
James
I mean his picture
Susan
I don't take pictures of my Reverend. Lol. Why would I?
Do you have a picture of yours?
James
What do you mean
James
you have my pictures already with you
Susan
you asked for a picture of my reverend, not me
i asked if you have a picture of your reverend
it just seemed an odd thing to ask
i thought maybe your culture is different?
James
just asking dear
although our culture is different from each other you are right.
Susan
oh, ok. so do you like him so far?

James
yes i like him
he said today his having meeting with the elder's
that he will discus about our marriage
Susan
oh, that is great.
i am excited!
have you bought my engagement ring yet?
James
Dear no I have not
Susan
when will you do that love?
James
Dear we will buy it in new York
Or should I buy it here when I'm coming to your place
Susan
No I think I would like one from your country
James
Yes
It's will good if we buy it here
Susan
Yes
James
But you have to send the money to buy it because gold is very expensive here I'm my country
Golden rings very expensive here in my country
I will like to get a better rings for our engagement.
Susan
I can't buy my own engagement ring!
the man buys the engagement ring love.
and together we can buy the wedding rings.
James
Okay my love you will support me to buy it
Susan
What do you mean?
James
For our engagement
Susan
Yes. Are you getting me a ring?
James
Yes I want to my love
Susan
Ok love. I am excited
James
I want a very beautiful Ring
But I did not have the money now
Susan
Ok. Well you can save for it

James
I will see what I can do about it
Susan
Ok my love. Are you excited for the wedding?
Have you told your family?
James
Yes
My love
I'm excited
Susan
what did your family say??
James
They are okay
They support me
Susan
Just ok?
James
They want you to come to my place too
I said you will also come to my place
That I have discuss the issue with you that you will come to my country
They all know already that I'm going to church
They know I'm a Christian
So I have no any problem with them
Susan
That's good love
James
Dear it remain for us to plan and make arrangements how to meet each other
Susan
Yes
James
Tell me what's your plan to meet me
We have to make it quick because time wait for nobody
I don't think we have any reason why we are still waiting...
Susan
Yes so you need to make sure when the reverend sends you the pre maritial materials you do them quickly
James
Is he going to send me the invitation
Susan
We have to do our premarital assessment first
James
Ok
So what are those things that he would send to me
Tell me I want to know
Susan
i think just some questions for you about our relationship, just standard premaritial stuff from a minister. probably some things about you joining the church too
you sound nervous... why?
James
Nothing dear
I just want to know my love
I will join your church and worship together
Susan
that will be lovely
James
Your love is my love
I will spend the whole rest of my life with you
Susan
that makes me very happy
James
Susan it's late here I have to sleep
Susan
ok
good night

Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2017 11:51 pm

The chat has been boring with marriage plans, so let's break things up with another Yoruba lesson.

Susan
How do you say i cannot wait to see you in Yoruba?
James
Mon re tire mo fe rie
Susan
What about I will see you tomorrow?
James
Ma rie lola
Susan
How would I say
.. do you speak English
And how can I say...
I speak a little Yoruba
James
So le so English can you speak English
Mo le so Yoruba die die
I can speak Yoruba little
Susan
You mentioned that it is a Nigerian custom to ask if someone has eaten
So how would I say
Have you eaten? Very Happy

James
So ti Jeun have you eaten
Dear please I want to go toilet
I will write you back
BRB
Susan
Ok love
are you back?
Does "so" mean speak?
James
I'm back my love
Susan
I am looking at the translation you gave me for i speak englih
James
I don't understand my love
Susan
this sentence love.
So le so English
James
Ok
Susan
what word means speak and what word means you?
James
So le so English
Can you speak English
Susan
right. i mean...
how do you say speak in Yoruba?
and what is the word in Yoruba for you?
James
Iwo mean you
Se Iwo le so English
Can you speak English
Susan
ok... does so mean Speak?
James
Yes
Susan
And when Nigerians are talking to they usually leave out the word for you and just write
Se le so English and not
Se Iwo le so English?
James
It's iwo le so English
Se Iwo le so English
Susan
oh... ok.
James
Dear I will teach you better if we are together
Susan
I know you will love.
but I want to be able to learn a little even before we are together.
it is very fun and a beautiful language
James
Really
Susan
I have google translate open. I tpyed in "have you ever been to Lagos" and it gave me this: Nje o ti to Lagos?
is that right??
James
Yes it right
But sometimes the translator don't get it right
Susan
but is that how people there would usually say it?
James
It's should be Nje o ti lo Lagos
That should be the right saying
Susan
oh, thanks love
I just found a website with yoruba slang. lol
These are some of the words on it. Are they right??
Gobe- trouble
Ota lenu- making sense
Kondo alata- penis
BadOo- bad guy
Se aya bi eyin- forming bad guy <—what does “forming” mean?
Si idi han iya eee- Quarreling with someone
Ose ba ori ee- fuck up
Oloso- prostitute
Gbagbe osi- no time for nonsense
are you there my love?
James
Honey
Lol
I'm here
Susan
ok my love. are all of those sayings right?
James
Yes
All right
Forming means when someone is proud
Susan
so what does proud bad guy mean? i don't understand that term
why would someone bad be proud?
James
Omo buruku mean bad guy
Susan
oh... ok
so what is this? Se aya bi eyin-
James
It's a slang that someone is forming bad boy
Susan
oh, ok. love.
is oloso really prostitute? lol
James
Yes
Oloso really means prostitute
Susan
and is Kondo alata penis? lol
I love learning all of this love
James
It's slang
Susan
oh, well slang is really good to undersatnd too
James
Use when you did not want to mention the name penis
Dear I want to go out now
I want to go and buy fuel
Susan
ok my love
i was only asking beacuse that is what i saw on the yoruba slang website
i am always curious
talk to you later love.
James
Okay my love
Susan
i am so happy we are working on our marriage assessment and will be married soon ❤
James
We will talk later
I'm happy to my dear
So excited
Susan
How do I say... I am so excited in Yoruba? ☺
you there my love?
James
Dear I'm going out now
You want to say I'm excited
You will say inu mi dun
Inu mi mean I'm excited
Susan
thanks love. talk to you when you get back
James
Darling I'm back
Susan
hello dear
James
Hi
Darling
Susan
hello love
are you working on the church stuff now?
James
Yes my dear
I will finish it by tomorrow
It's night I want to prepare my dinner
Susan
That's good love
James
I love you my darling
Nobody will come between us only me and you forever
Susan
Of course. Who would?
James
Nobody all my body belong to you
Alone
Susan
Me too
James
You are all my life
Susan
Thanks love ❤

Posted: Sun Aug 06, 2017 4:10 pm

Sorry for this... NSFW

James
Honey I'm just tired of loneliness
Susan
me too
James
I was feeling like you are here beside me to kiss me and hold my dick
Susan
will you ever send me your nude picture?
James
Dear I will
And you will send yours too
Susan
of course
James
I want to see all your full body
Susan
yes and i want to see yours
James
Yes
We can do that honey we belong to each other
And the picture should be private
When do you want us to do that my love
Let do it tomorrow
Susan
ok. thats fine too
James
Dear we will have a good time staying together
As couple
Susan
yes
James
Dear I want you to be my confident and strength whenever I'm weak
Susan
of course, but i don't think you will be weak
you are a strong man
James
Why do you say that honey
How do you know I'm strong
Susan
i like strong men
James
Lol

James
Dear I feel you hold my dick this night
Dear let take the picture now I'm In sexy mood

Susan
Ok
Go ahead love
James
Dear why you did not want to send yours first
Susan
Nope.
James
Ok
Susan
💕
James

Susan
Thanks my love.

James
Take it now please my love I'm in mood
I want to masturbate
My dick is very hard and strong

Susan
I need a minute. Let me take it in better light
Send me another one of you lover
James
Okay

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 16 Apr 2017 Posts: 81

Awww, isn't he romantic!
That's how to impress the ladies all right! Shocked

Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

Yup, eager dicks are obviously the way to a woman's heart. Lol

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 16 Apr 2017 Posts: 81

So, no need of kindness, decency, understanding or empathy towards your intended.
No thoughtful gifts or beautiful flowers.

Just whip out yer kn#b and send a picture of it to her, sorted.
Casanova must be spinning in his grave.

Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2017 6:00 pm

James wants to get Susan pregnant - and he won't let the fact that she's 60 get in the way. Also more Yoruba lessons. Plus Susan was in the mob.

James
Dear I'm happy to
We belong to each other all our body
We will make love all night I won't be tire of your body because you are sweet
Susan
oh i love that so much
James
Really
You will like me
Susan
yes
James
I will turn you over and over
I will suck your nipple
I will give you doggy style
Susan
wow
i like that too
James
Really
Susan
yes. you have a big dick. i like that too
James
You will enjoy my dick honey
How long can you go with me on bed
Susan
long time.
James
I will fuck you 3 times
Before morning
And I will not tired
Susan
mmmmm
James
Yes dear
And I will like if you can give me baby
It will be nice honey if we can still have baby
But it's not necessary
We can enjoy ourselves for the whole rest of our life
Susan
I’m too old to get pregnant love
James
No problem my dear
I’m just saying if it can be possible
Susan
How?
James
I like kid and I did not have anyone yet
Dear you can still get pregnant
My body is very active to impregnate you
But if you can't no problem with that

Susan
How do I say you are sexy in Yoruba?
James
Orewa pupo mean you are too sexy
Susan
❤❤❤❤

James
Dear if you want to say good morning in Yoruba
You will say ekaro mean good morning
Ekasan mean good afternoon
Ekale means good night
Susan
How do you say let's have sex
James
Jeka sere ife let's make love
Dear I'm not feeling asleep because I'm with you
I always enjoy every moment we spend together here all the time

James
Your work that you retired from
Susan
I worked for a bookie
Doing office work
James
Ok I gat it
You are dealing with bet right
Susan
I worked on collections and his appointment book
If someone didn't pay he had to do what's called a home visit
James
Uh
So you are doing alot of work then
Susan
No it was easy
James
Dear is the office own by government or private
Susan
Private
Book making is illegal
It's run by the mob
James
Oh really illegal
But the government is aware of it right
But dear you are really trying as at time of your work with the mob
Susan
yes
i am retired now, but i have a nice retirement pension from them
they reward loyalty

James
You are really hard working woman
Susan
thanks love
but now i am retired so no more work
Tommy still works for him
Tommy does home visits
James
Okay Tommy is still working with them right
Susan
yes.
he could have retired too, but he enjoys the work
James
Okay
Dear what will I be doing if I come to ny
Susan
you can do whatever you want
James
You will help me to get a work
Susan
sure love
I don't like that Tommy goes into my house when i am not home
James
Okay
You told me honey
Susan
yes
James
Tommy is a bad person
Susan
but you can run him off when you get here
James
He did not love you
Susan
no, he only loves his dick and his guns
James
What do you mean I will run him off dear
Susan
you can make him go away.
James
Okay
I guess he would not come to you again If he see me around you he would be surprise
Susan
exactly
James
Dear don't allow him to enter our house again
And don't allow him to have sex with you again
Susan
i won't have sex with him
i'm waiting for you
James
Your body is for me not him
Susan
yes

James
Dear I will be you don't worry
I get my passport ready
Susan
what do you mean get it ready?
James
Just to get visa
Susan
oh. ok love
James
Only to get visa remain my love
Susan
that's great love
James
Dear you will send me money to buy my ticket
Susan
we can worry about it when the time comes but i am sure i can
James
If I have been given visa
Susan
actually, i can have my daughter book it for you
she has that travel deal club
that's how we went to california
i'll have her do it
then you only need to just pick up your ticket love
James
Okay my love
Any how just to be with you
Susan
yes love
James
All I care either you send me the money or your pay it yourself
I just want to be with you and nothing more
She can book it for me
Susan
she might get a better price
we can check it when we are ready
i don't care how we book it either
James
Dear I'm praying they should give me the visa
Whenever I want to come
Susan
i am sure they will
James
But I'm very sure with the invitation letter they will grant me the visa
Susan
if you have any trouble, the reverend should be able to help us
he has people visiting our church from other countries a lot
James
Okay
I will be happy to meet reverend
Susan
he is really nice
James
His a nice person
Susan
he can probably help you find a job too
he has a lot of contacts
James
That is good my love
You will tell him that when I arrive to help me get a job
Susan
sure
James
Dear I want to ask something please
Susan
yes?
James
If I did not want to work under anybody as an engineer, I'm very good in repairing of electrical work
Can I be working alone
Susan
I don't know anything about that type of work. but i am sure you will find something you like here
James
Okay dear
I trust you i know you will not let me down
Dear it's almost 2:00AM
We really have a nice chat today I'm happy
So excited

Baiting Guru Joined: 25 Jul 2017 Posts: 2107

"If someone didn't pay he had to do what's called a home visit." Once I read that line I started laughing out loud so hard. Of all the lines in this whole adventure, that is the most outstanding to me! So subtle, so innocent and understated. And the guy missed it completely LOL

Wannabe Baiter Joined: 16 Apr 2017 Posts: 81

He asked for money to buy a flight, you blocked him on that very cleverly, what will he ask for next?

Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2017 1:13 pm

@See Man -- he asks for food money next!

James
How are you your reverend has message me
He said you have discuss my issue with him
Susan
Oh that is good. I was at church today but did not have a chance to speak with him. I told him all about you before. In my last meeting with him.
James
How to get me work and he also tell me to help to provide a Yoruba learning guide
I did not know how that will look like
Susan
Oh that would be lovely .
James
He said they would pay me for it that you told him that I'm sort of funds
I did not know why he wanted to pay me for that
Susan
I think he just wants to help you
I told him that you have been struggling with money
James
Yes he said it
And he also ask if I have a resume
That he would help to link his contact to get me job
Susan
That's great

James
Dear do you know that the marriage assessment cost me much money to scan it
Susan
Just to scan a document?
James
Yes I did not have scanner
So I go the computer shop
To scan it I told you when I was going don't i
Susan
Ok love
James
Nothing is free here
Susan
Nothing is free anywhere love
James
I spend 2000naira to scan and upload it
Susan
How much is that in dollars?
James
Although that's a small money in dollars is about 10$
Honey it's small money but here is little big
Susan
Oh. Ok

James
Honey I wanted to tell you I did not have any food stuff
Susan
That is bad love
Would the reverend pay you for the work he suggested?
James
Yes he said so but I did not know when he's going to pay
Susan
Ok love
Did you write him back?
James
I’m broke dear I swear and I did not want disturb you to send me money
No have not
Susan
Maybe you should
James
I just want to tell you first before I reply him back
Susan
Ok my love
I think it's a good idea

James
Honey tomorrow is Monday what will you give me
Susan
It will help the church and help you too
I know tomorrow is Monday. Lol
Monday comes after Sunday. Lol

James
I want to buy food stuff and I want you to help me honey
I really need them nothing remain again
Susan
Nothing remain again?
James
I mean my food stuff
My milk and tea
Susan
I love tea
James
Talk honey

Susan
We are talking
What do you mean by that
James
Will you help me or
Susan
Sure
James
Okay honey I love you
Susan
I love you too
Love you should reply to the Reverend
James
When will you help me
I will reply him now when we finish talk
Honey please help me to get send the money tomorrow
Send 100$

Susan
Ok love. I am going to get lunch so go ahead and reply and we can chat in a couple minutes
James
I will manage it to buy whatever I need to buy please my love
Will you help me please
Susan
I just said I would
James
Okay my love
I will reply now
Susan
Ok love
James
Honey but how do I get the guide
Susan
I don't know love. Ask him.

James
He said I should tell him if I'm interested
I will tell him now that I'm interested
I will do some research about it
Susan
Ok love
James
Dear I have replied him
Susan
ok love
James
My love are you there
Susan
yes love
James
I love you
I want to be in your arms
Susan
love you too
i feel the same

James
Honey I want to ask you something
Do you own any post in the church
Susan
what do you mean?
like do i volunteer?
James
I mean maybe you are among the church committee
Susan
oh, no. i just do some volunteer work there, but the committee people are reverends and deacons
why do you ask love?
James
Nothing just ask
Because I just wonder why you reverend has time to messaging me because
Susan
why are you always wondering why someone would want to help you?
James
I want thinking it that maybe you are also among the church committee
Dear I'm not surprised because I know they are working for God
Susan
because you have asked things like this before
a few times
James
Reverend message me back
Susan
ok love

James
Dear the reverend said he would send me some phrase and words in Yoruba to translate
Susan
that is good love. i can't wait for you to meet him
James
And me too I can't wait
He really want to help me
Susan
thats great
James
Honey i want to sleep now
Honey don't forget about what i told
That you will give me tomorrow
Susan
are you still awake?
because we need to discuss that and you need to tell me how i can do that
James
I'm awake my dear
Susan
ok
James
I will send you my account
Susan
ok, go ahead love
James
So that you can send it to me
Susan
right, i assumed that love
James
I will send it tomorrow
My love
Susan
Why not send it now
James
Ok should I send it now
Susan
Sure
James
Okay
208688xxxx
That is my account number
Susan
Ok love
James
Thank you my love
Susan
Of course love
I'll send you something tomorrow
James
Okay my love thank you i will be happy
You are my everything
Susan
You are my everything too

He didn’t send his bank name or his routing number, so Susan wouldn’t actually be able to do the transfer, but let’s not tell him that. Wink

James
Honey if you come to Nigeria
I will take you to many places
Here
I can't just wait I love you
I want to be together soon sleeping and waking together everyday
Susan
☺
I can't imagine how sweet it would be
Susan
love you
James
Honey I want to sleep now
We will talk tomorrow
I love you
Kiss you muew

The next day…
Susan
Good morning
James
My love how are you doing
I'm just back from class
How was your night I miss you so much
Susan
My morning is good so far.
James
That is good my darling
My day was fine
Susan
thats good love
James
Honey what time should I be expecting it please
Susan
what?
James
The money
I told you yesterday
Susan
my daughter will be by this afternoon so I'll ask her to drive me to the bank.
are you there??
James
Okay I'm here my deer
Susan
why aren't you chatting?
James
Honey I'm tired today at school
So I need to relax
I'm with you
Susan
ok, but usually you are chatting more
something wrong today?
James
Honey nothing wrong
I have not eat
I'm ungry
Hungry

Susan
what classes did you have today?
James
Engineering design
Susan
how was it?
James
It's was fine honey
I just miss you
My love
Susan
that is so sweet.
i miss you too. it is raining here today
James
Wow
Hope it's not cold my love
Honey I want to go to the toilet now I will write you later
We will talk later better I love you
Susan
ok, you seem like you are not in the mood to chat today
hmmm
James
Honey I'm in mood
You should understand me
I want to toilet now please
Give me little time
Susan
ok, like a few minutes?
honestly i feel like you are ignoring me today
James
Honey sorry I'm not ignoring you
Hello dear are you there
I can't ignore you my love because you are my life
You mean the world to me
We can talk now honey

Susan
ok, i am here
James
What are you doing now
Susan
well, my daughter is coming over later so right now just cleaning around the house.
are you feeling better after you pooped?
lol
James
Yes my love I feel better and I took bath
I'm feeling better thank you my love
How is the rain
Susan
Wet lol
James
There is no rain here today but yesterday was full rain
Susan
Does it rain a lot there?
James
Yes alot
Susan
Is it hot
James
It's hot
Today no rain
Honey I can't take you off my heart any second

James
Honey I'm having headache
Now
Susan
Are you sick?
James
Honey I don't get myself right
Headache
And my body is hot
I'm just laying down
Susan
Ok love. Take some aspirin
James
I have taken medicine
Susan
Oh good
What did you take
James
Panadol
Tablet
Susan
Ok love
Do you get sick a lot?
You were sick once before when we talked
James
Yes
That's a very sickness
I will never pray for in my life
Susan
What were you sick with when you were sick for 5 years?
James
Typhoid
It really affected me
Susan
For 5 years?????
James
It's use to affect me all the
Affecting me all time
Within those year
Everytime I get sick
Only God knows what causes that
But I'm happy since that I'm okay I have not been sick like again
Only headache and sometimes body pains
The sickness happen just immediately the death of my father, my father died on 2006
Susan
Oh. Ok love
James
Dear I was converted to Christian because of the sickness
Susan
Wow
James
It was during the sickness I started going to church
And I'm happy that God answer my prayer
Dear it was bad experience I have ever had in my life
Susan
Sounds bad
James
Honey I'm laying down
Not feeling alright dear
I will to relax
Honey is Maya not coming again
My body is hot and I'm feeling cold
I guess it's a malaria fever
Susan
What are you talking about love?
You're not making a lot of sense. Is it because of the fever?
James
I said I'm sick
Susan
Ok. Hope you feel better love

James
Thank you
Susan
Of course
James
Why do you say I'm not talking sense
Susan
I didn't understand what you meant about maya isn't coming again. When did she not come before?
James
I was asking because you told me she would be coming in the afternoon
Susan
Yes. And?
What did you mean by again??
James
I was just asking because you said she will drive you out to the bank
Susan
Yes. And?
James
Nothing
Susan
Ok
James
Honey I need to sleep
Susan
Ok love
James
We will talk later
Susan
It is 8pm there?
James
About 15min to
Honey it just start raining now
Susan
Ok love. Are you in your bed?
James
Yes I'm in bed
Susan
I bet you look sexy
James
Lol
Why do you say that honey
Susan
Because you are handsome loroito
James
What is the meaning of loroito
Susan
Oh it is American slang but in Spanish. It is like sweetheart but you say it to your boyfriend
James
Okay
Susan
💕
James
😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘
Susan
😊

James
hello dear
Susan
Hi. Did you just wake up?
James
not feeling sleep
Susan
Thought you were going to bed earlier love
James
not feeling asleep my dear
Susan
Ok love. So what are you doing
James
it started raining here
i'm laying down
i wish my love is here to hold me tight
because i'm feeling cold here
Susan
You're sweet
I thought it was hot there?
James
i said it started raining
Susan
Yes dear
James
its not hot any more
whenever its raining everywhere get cold

James
honey
are you there
Susan
yes love
James
what are you doing
Susan
my daughter just got here. we're talking
James
Really so tell me what happen have you done it
Susan
I tried but they said that I should of had the bank name
I only had the account number
James
Okay the name of my bank is zenith bank
Susan
Ok. I'll have to go back

James
gives me his account information but forgets the routing number again
Go back I should have tell you the bank name yesterday I'm very sorry for the inconvenience
I love you my sweetheart
repeats the bank information again
I should have tell you the bank name yesterday
Honey I'm still here go back please I'm waiting my love
I'm very sorry for the inconvenience

Susan
It's too late to go tonight love
James
Okay
If it's late you can go tomorrow
Susan
Or Wednesday
James
Honey why not tomorrow why Wednesday
I told you why I needed it
Any how you feel like no problem
Susan
stop being insecure. i like you ok?
you know i love you
so you never need to worry about that
or anything
James
I know you love honey
Susan
❤
James
And I'm not doubting you
Susan
good my love. you are so sexy
so you know i love you
James
Please honey try and help me to send it tomorrow
Susan
i have to do it when my daughter can drive me.
she was happy to do it today
but she works
she isn't able to drive me any time
so it will be tomorrow or wednesday. i have to ask her
and you need to be patient
James
Okay my deer
Dear
No problem I have to wait
I know you won't fail me
Susan
fail you?????
James
I love you and I will always love you nothing can change my love for you
What I mean by you will not fail me is that you will help me to send whenever you can
So I'm not doubting you
Susan
why the fuck would you doubt me?
excuse me??
James
I will never doubt you i trusted you
And I have given you all my love
I will live and grown old with you I promise
Only death will do us apart
Loving you is all that I have ever had
Susan
you are sweet
James
Honey I feel like making love with you tonight
Susan
oh my love. send me a sexy picture of you now
James
Whenever we are chatting I feel happy
Susan
thats great my love... send me a sexy picture of you now dear

Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2017 1:36 pm

It would be impossible for these pics to get much worse. Shocked

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