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B8er
Associate Boomdazzler
Joined: 16 Feb 2009
Posts: 13579
Location: In self-isolation practicing social distancing
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Tue Jan 24, 2017 4:38 am |
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| I'm still making excellent sandwiches. |
Your wife's still away then.  |
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"I DENOUNCE THE MUFFIN MEN" - Ma Kim
"YOU ARE WALKING DEAD MAN. YOUR WOODEN COFFIN IS READY TO SWALLOW YOU AND YOUR DIRTY GENERATION"
"all chaps are ass-less by design otherwise they just be leather pants" - jose_cuervo
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bware419ers
419Eater Admin
Joined: 25 Jun 2012
Posts: 21219
Location: Searching for the Platinum Piggie
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8173
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Tue Jan 24, 2017 4:35 pm |
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/\/\/\ It's ok, you don't have to say it's the beer. Chicks can dip snuff, it's 2017 now. No judgements.
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| Your wife's still away then. |
No, I'm away... For work, not because she kicked me out.  |
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bware419ers
419Eater Admin
Joined: 25 Jun 2012
Posts: 21219
Location: Searching for the Platinum Piggie
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Tue Jan 24, 2017 4:48 pm |
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Snuff. Ah. I thought this was a mating call to TheDane, or some other nonsense. |
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Mortal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 02 Jul 2009
Posts: 3473
Location: Smarter than your smartphone™
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Tue Jan 24, 2017 4:58 pm |
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Did someone mention beer? |
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Ugly Duckling with Mountain Goat and Osazee : Cameroon -> Nigeria
Paul with Just Cold: Benin -> Lagos -> Abuja
George: Accra -> Togo I really want to do business with you, because i know you are an Angel send to rescue me by God.
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GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU. Mr. Olisa
Every night a phonecall from you, you talk rubbish. Mr. Olisa
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B8er
Associate Boomdazzler
Joined: 16 Feb 2009
Posts: 13579
Location: In self-isolation practicing social distancing
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Wed Jan 25, 2017 5:11 am |
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| pinch of Copenhagen |
If that's what gets you off, who are we to judge 
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Copenhagen+Pinch |
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"I DENOUNCE THE MUFFIN MEN" - Ma Kim
"YOU ARE WALKING DEAD MAN. YOUR WOODEN COFFIN IS READY TO SWALLOW YOU AND YOUR DIRTY GENERATION"
"all chaps are ass-less by design otherwise they just be leather pants" - jose_cuervo
x 5
x 335 đźš˝
x 4 x 1746 x 1904 - Fake cheques: $4,392,620.83
Team Woody - Ghana to Singapore - 11535km |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Thu Jan 26, 2017 2:59 am |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Thu Feb 02, 2017 4:05 am |
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I have a good joke,
APB Missing Wife
Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and has not come home!
Sheriff: Height?
Husband: I'm not sure. A little over five-feet tall.
Sheriff: Weight?
Husband: Don't know. Not slim, not really fat.
Sheriff: Color of eyes?
Husband: Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.
Sheriff: Color of hair?
Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can’t remember.
Sheriff: What was she wearing?
Husband: Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don't know exactly.
Sheriff: What kind of car did she go in?
Husband: She went in my truck.
Sheriff: What kind of truck was it?
Husband: A 2016 pearl white Ram Limited 4X4 with 6.4l Hemi V8 engine ordered with the Ram Box bar and fridge option, led lighting, back up and front camera, Moose hide leather heated and cooled seats, climate controlled air conditioning. It has a custom matching white cover for the bed, Weather Tech floor mats. Trailering package with gold hitch, sunroof, DVD with full GPS navigation, satellite radio, Cobra 75 WX ST 40-channel CB radio, six cup holders, 3 USB port, and 4 power outlets. I added special alloy wheels and off-road Toyo tires. It has custom retracting running boards and underglow wheel well lighting.
At this point the husband started choking up.
Sheriff: Take it easy sir, we'll find your truck.!
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B8er
Associate Boomdazzler
Joined: 16 Feb 2009
Posts: 13579
Location: In self-isolation practicing social distancing
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Thu Feb 02, 2017 5:02 am |
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I have a question for jose (if he's not too busy with his housework).
My wife will be out of town soon, would it be OK to use Gouda in place of the fake plastic cheese you have in your sandwich recipe? |
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"I DENOUNCE THE MUFFIN MEN" - Ma Kim
"YOU ARE WALKING DEAD MAN. YOUR WOODEN COFFIN IS READY TO SWALLOW YOU AND YOUR DIRTY GENERATION"
"all chaps are ass-less by design otherwise they just be leather pants" - jose_cuervo
x 5
x 335 đźš˝
x 4 x 1746 x 1904 - Fake cheques: $4,392,620.83
Team Woody - Ghana to Singapore - 11535km |
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Justcold
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Joined: 27 Dec 2011
Posts: 6969
Location: Happy New Year!
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Thu Feb 02, 2017 5:34 am |
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^You got Corona right there, but you'd prefer to chat with Jose.  |
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Mortal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 02 Jul 2009
Posts: 3473
Location: Smarter than your smartphone™
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Thu Feb 02, 2017 5:35 am |
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^ In his defense, gouda is the good stuff. |
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Ugly Duckling with Mountain Goat and Osazee : Cameroon -> Nigeria
Paul with Just Cold: Benin -> Lagos -> Abuja
George: Accra -> Togo I really want to do business with you, because i know you are an Angel send to rescue me by God.
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GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU. Mr. Olisa
Every night a phonecall from you, you talk rubbish. Mr. Olisa
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Justcold
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Thu Feb 02, 2017 5:39 am |
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^ Don't you start Mort.  |
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10/21/2018 Thank you for the laughs Toomuchfun.
03/21/2019 Keep drinking Grape Nehi, JC. I will, Irish. You win this time. |
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B8er
Associate Boomdazzler
Joined: 16 Feb 2009
Posts: 13579
Location: In self-isolation practicing social distancing
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Thu Feb 02, 2017 5:45 am |
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^^^ Jose is the expert on sandwiches, so naturally I ask him.
If I wanted advice on cake related matters I would ask Corona. |
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"I DENOUNCE THE MUFFIN MEN" - Ma Kim
"YOU ARE WALKING DEAD MAN. YOUR WOODEN COFFIN IS READY TO SWALLOW YOU AND YOUR DIRTY GENERATION"
"all chaps are ass-less by design otherwise they just be leather pants" - jose_cuervo
x 5
x 335 đźš˝
x 4 x 1746 x 1904 - Fake cheques: $4,392,620.83
Team Woody - Ghana to Singapore - 11535km |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Sat Feb 04, 2017 9:00 pm |
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Snothead
419Eater is my life
Joined: 12 Dec 2015
Posts: 392
Location: Having no tea on the Heart of Gold
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Tue Feb 07, 2017 5:01 pm |
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Cheese and cake HMMMMM. If only the two could be magically combined. |
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you are not qualified. you are just a stupid more than f**king foolish fake pastor
Thank you, you f**king lie bitch and your collaborating f**king scamming idiot.
i have already contacted a real and obidient partner not a fake foolish idiot like you
you are a big liar liaring with the name of God and you will receive punishment from God almighty that is what I promise
Nigerian Pigs, you all are known for your stupidity online, you are really stupid mumu idiot . Middle Finger , you will not see even 1 Naira idiot
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Mortal
Baiting Guru
Joined: 02 Jul 2009
Posts: 3473
Location: Smarter than your smartphone™
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Tue Feb 07, 2017 6:16 pm |
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Hundreds of cake recipes, yeah!!!
I do love cheese tho and all kinds!  |
Corona, if that's the case, I'd gladly invite you over for a cup of tea, for I have more kinds of cheese than you have of cakes! |
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Ugly Duckling with Mountain Goat and Osazee : Cameroon -> Nigeria
Paul with Just Cold: Benin -> Lagos -> Abuja
George: Accra -> Togo I really want to do business with you, because i know you are an Angel send to rescue me by God.
x6
GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU, GOD PUNISH YOU. Mr. Olisa
Every night a phonecall from you, you talk rubbish. Mr. Olisa
Juan's hidden fries! |
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TheBubs
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 31 Aug 2016
Posts: 17
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Wed Feb 08, 2017 3:28 am |
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Hi or you!
Cheese + cake = cheesecake. Add fruit = yes. Yes please. |
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8173
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Wed Feb 08, 2017 3:54 am |
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| My wife will be out of town soon, would it be OK to use Gouda in place of the fake plastic cheese you have in your sandwich recipe? |
Gouda is a Dutch cheese, ergo not really cheese. With all due respect: It's the 'redneck' of cheeses, unless you include the processed variety in the individual plastic sheaths - much akin to the truck-stop variety condom. But, don't take my word for it, ask JC.
I suggest a nice Limburger, with thin-sliced fresh garlic garnish. |
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B8er
Associate Boomdazzler
Joined: 16 Feb 2009
Posts: 13579
Location: In self-isolation practicing social distancing
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Wed Feb 08, 2017 4:07 am |
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| don't take my word for it, ask JC. |
About processed cheese or truck stop condoms? |
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"I DENOUNCE THE MUFFIN MEN" - Ma Kim
"YOU ARE WALKING DEAD MAN. YOUR WOODEN COFFIN IS READY TO SWALLOW YOU AND YOUR DIRTY GENERATION"
"all chaps are ass-less by design otherwise they just be leather pants" - jose_cuervo
x 5
x 335 đźš˝
x 4 x 1746 x 1904 - Fake cheques: $4,392,620.83
Team Woody - Ghana to Singapore - 11535km |
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TheBubs
Hello I'm New here!
Joined: 31 Aug 2016
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Wed Feb 08, 2017 4:22 am |
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^I think he meant both. Eww. |
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Justcold
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Wed Feb 08, 2017 4:29 am |
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^Both cost about 2.50. Both work as needed. |
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10/21/2018 Thank you for the laughs Toomuchfun.
03/21/2019 Keep drinking Grape Nehi, JC. I will, Irish. You win this time. |
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8173
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Wed Feb 08, 2017 6:17 am |
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B8er
Associate Boomdazzler
Joined: 16 Feb 2009
Posts: 13579
Location: In self-isolation practicing social distancing
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Wed Feb 08, 2017 6:43 am |
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That first 'L' in your location shouldn't be there, should it? |
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"I DENOUNCE THE MUFFIN MEN" - Ma Kim
"YOU ARE WALKING DEAD MAN. YOUR WOODEN COFFIN IS READY TO SWALLOW YOU AND YOUR DIRTY GENERATION"
"all chaps are ass-less by design otherwise they just be leather pants" - jose_cuervo
x 5
x 335 đźš˝
x 4 x 1746 x 1904 - Fake cheques: $4,392,620.83
Team Woody - Ghana to Singapore - 11535km |
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jose_cuervo
Baiting Guru
Joined: 01 Mar 2006
Posts: 8173
Location: Packing Vaseline in my frilly boots, I can’t help if it gets in other places.
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Wed Feb 08, 2017 11:25 am |
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/\/\/\ If it's making you feel a lot of things that you don't understand, I can change it. |
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Justcold
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Wed Feb 08, 2017 10:00 pm |
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^ The only thing he doesn't understand is which JC he is PM'ing. I'll just pass on his message here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GymGszRFN8
Watch your Cuervos rancheros.
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02/20/2017 You are missed Capone.
10/21/2018 Thank you for the laughs Toomuchfun.
03/21/2019 Keep drinking Grape Nehi, JC. I will, Irish. You win this time. |
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