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Not quite a Newb Joined: 02 Dec 2013 Posts: 59

On to my second bait.

I just sent President elect Trump an email. I will post replies as soon as I get something interesting Twisted Evil

Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2016 12:22 pm

Daniel has also sent a poke

Posted: Sun Nov 20, 2016 8:20 pm

(Warning; political content)

President Zuma has been deployed:

Quote:

IF YOU CAN RAISE $200 USD, I PRESIDENT JACOB ZUMA WILL INCLUDE YOUR CONSIGNMENT FUND BOX INTO THE COURIER CARGO PLANE AVAILABLE FOR DEPATURE ON WED. 23th, NOV. 2016.
THIS IS A REDUCTION MADE BY MY GOVERNMENT TO MAKE IT EASY FOR YOU AND 3 OTHERS TO RECEIVE THEIR LONG DELAYED CONSIGNMENT BOXES.
IF YOU CAN RAISE THAT, THEN BY TOMORROW ILL HEAD STRAIGHT TO THE COURIER CARGO AIRPLANE AND SIGN FOR INCLUSION OF YOUR OWN CARGO BOXES.
YOU ALSO HAVE TO PROVIDE YOUR ADDRESS, PHONE AND TIME TO AWAIT DELIVERY.
THANKS
PRESIDENT JACOB GEDLEYIHLEKISA ZUMA

Mal's reply was somewhat irreverent.

Quote:

Even if that money was mine, I wouldn't want cash anyway; and you, as the President, should not be begging for chump change. Charge it to President Trump; I pay my taxes even if he doesn't.

Zuma didn't get the joke:

Quote:

IF YOU PAY YOUR TAXES YOURSELF, WHO ARE YOU EXPECTING TO PAY FOR YOUR OWN CARGO TO BE LOADED INTO THE CARGO AIRLINE?

I bet he won't get this either.

Quote:

Mr Trump should stump up - I do believe this was all his idea, and you can bet you ass he's loaded.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 02 Dec 2013 Posts: 59

I got my replies
My initial email

Quote:

Hello President elector Trump,
First I would like to congradulate you on your winning the election. I told you you would have my vote when I saw you at the rally in New Mexico.
I certainly didn't think you would remember me.

I am very humbler that you rememberd problem with the consignment.

I have been trying to get this consignment for 3 years now. I had lost all hope of ever receviing it after the Barister told me it got helded up at customs.

Please contact me and let me know what I need to do.

Thank you again Mr Presidnet.

Your humble servant,
Jeff

DJT Replies

Quote:

I WOULD CONNECT YOU DIRECTLY TO THE PRESIDENT OF SOUTH AFRICA WHERE YOUR FUND IS, IBHAVE SPOKEN WITH PRESIDENT JACIB ZUMA AND ALL ARRANGEMENTS ARE UNDERWAY. AWAITING YOU TO PROCEED. WHAT IS YOUR REACHABLE CELL PHONE NUMBER.

PRESIDENT-ELECT
DONALD J. TRUMP

I Replied

Quote:

Dear Mr President elected,
What is my trunk doing in South Africa? The last I heard it was held up in Lagos where Mr Uzumbu could not get diplomatic immunity after I paid $7,500.

Please help me to understand how it got to South Africa and how I can get ti New Mexico.
What do I need to do next?

DJT replies

Quote:

CALL PRESIDENT JACOB ZUMA NOW UPON RECEIVING THIS MESSAGE, I HAVE DIALOGUED EVERYTHING WITH HIM.
CALL H.E PRESIDENT JACOB ZUMA UPON RECEPTION OF THIS MESSAGE: +27848267103

I Replied

Quote:

Dear Mr President elected,
If you remember when we spoke at your rally you said you would help me if you could.
I didnt think you would remember me. But I am so glad you did.

I can not do anything until you answer my questions. I do not want to lose any more money. I have lost over $10,000 in total trying to receive my consignment.

What is my trunk doing in South Africa? The last I heard it was held up in Lagos where Mr Uzumbu could not get diplomatic immunity after I paid $7,500.

Please help me to understand how it got to South Africa and how I can get to New Mexico.

DJT Replies

Quote:

NIGERIA AND GHANA HAS A CORRUPT GOVERNMENT AND IS NOT AN ORGANIZED GOVERNMENT. ONLY SOUTH AFRICA IS THE ONLY ORGANIZED GOVERNMENT IN THE WHOLE OF AFRICA AND ARE THE ONLY COUNTRY IN THE WHOLE OF AFRICA THAT ARE IN THE BRICS NATION AND THATS WHY AS AN ACTION PRESIDENT I INSTRUCTED IT BE SENT AND HANDLED BY A TRUST WORTHY GOVERNMENT.
THATS HOW ITS IN THE HANDS OF A TRUST WORTHY GOVERNMENT.
CALL PRESIDENT JACOB ZUMA AND YOUR DELIVERY IS FULLY ON ITS WAY.
REGARD S

PRESIDENT-ELECT
DONALD J. TRUMP

I Replied

Quote:

Dear Mr President elected Trump,
You know I can not use a phone because I am deaf.
Don't you remember you had a person that could read sign language the last time we spoke at your rally.
I thought you said you remembered me?

What do you want me to do?

Thank you,
Jeff

DJT Replies

Quote:

TO PUT YOUR FUND LUGGAGE INTO THE CARGO AIRPLANE COST $150 PER BOX, THE CARGO AIRLINE AWAITS YOUR PAYMENT TO PROCEED LOADING YOUR LUGGAGE INTO THEIR AIRPLANE FOR DELIVERY.
HOW DO YOU WANT TO SEND THE PAYMENT.

PRESIDENT-ELECT
DONALD J. TRUMP
UNITED STATE OF AMERICA

I Replied

Quote:

Thank you Mr President elected Trump,
I can send it through my bank like the last time.

Please send me the Bank information.

I am so excited!! I knew you wouldn't let me down and I am so glad I voted for you.

Your humble servant,
Jeff

Now I am waiting on my Piggy Very Happy

Not quite a Newb Joined: 02 Dec 2013 Posts: 59

DJT replied fast

Quote:

Send via Western Union:

RECEIVERS NAME: Kazeem Abioye,

ADDRESS: 10 esselen street Sunnyside Pretoria South Africa

My reply

Quote:

Mr President elected Trump,
I told you I am deaf and am homebounded. You know deaf people can not drive cars in New Mexico.

I am ready to send the money through my bank but I need a bank account to send it to.

Can't I send it to one of your bank accounts. You have numerous bank accounts.

You told me you would help me, but I am now doubting if you really mean it.

It is like you don't remember anything we talked about at the rally and I have to keep reminding you.

If you can't except the money with one of your bank accounts I am stuck in the same situation as before.

Jeff

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Sep 2013 Posts: 2205

Quote:

SINCE YOU HAVE BEING GUIDED BY THE SCAMMER KOFI, HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY OF YOUR FUND? NO.
ONLY ONE TRANSACTION WITH ME AND YOU KNOW WHY AM AN ACTION PRESIDENT.
FORWARD YOUR REACHABLE CELL PHONE NUMBER.

PRESIDENT-ELECT
DONALD J. TRUMP

An action president indeed:

Quote:

Hello Mr. Trump,

Yes I know you are a strong proud man of action. That is why I am so exited that you are helping me with my fund so that I can finally receive it! It would be an honor to speak with you sir. You can call me at <snip Lenny phone number>.

I look forward to hearing from you Mr. President.

Regards, Dan

Again he tells me to call Jacob Zuma:

Quote:

I WOULD GIVE YOUR NUMBER TO PRESIDENT JACOB ZUMA OF THE REPUBLUBLIC OF SOUTH AFRICA WHERE YOUR FUND IS TO CALL YOU AND HAVE ARRANGMENT ON YOUR DELIVERY UNDER MY WATCH.

PRESIDENT-ELECT
DONALD J. TRUMP
UNITED STATES of AMERICA

But Dan is confuse with all the contradicting emails he is getting.

Quote:

Good day Mr. Trump,

I am very confuse again. I just got another email from Uzumbo whom as you know works for President Obama. He just wrote to me and said that I am suppose to send a Western Union payment to Ghana? I thought you said that Ghana was full of fraud-stars? Did he consult with you about this?

If he is working for the Obama administration I am not comfortable sending him any more money until you have confirmed the amount of $800 is correct because I have already sent him over 4 payments now and I have yet to receive my trunk box.

Regard, Dan

Posted: Tue Nov 22, 2016 4:00 pm

My character was concerned about fraudstars working for WU and MG so I asked for a bank account. His reassurance was terse and to the point:

Quote:

I will be in control, don't shake.
It's the action president.

Send via Western Union:

RECEIVERS NAME: K. xxx,

ADDRESS: xxx Pretoria South Africa

Action president again.

I'm sure WU won't have any issues.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 02 Dec 2013 Posts: 59

Guess I am done with this lad Sad

DJT Sent

Quote:

FIND SOMEONE TO HELP YOU SEND IT THROUGH WESTERN UNION.
TOO SMALL FOR ACCOUNT.
FIND SOMEONE TO HELP YOU SEND IT THROUGH WESTERN UNION.

My Reply

Quote:

Mr President elected Trump,
I KNEW YOU COULD NOT HELP ME.

I WISH I HAD NEVER VOTED FOR YOU

YOU LIED TO ME AT THE RALLY AND I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU

If it is "too small" for your account then you should be able to pay it for me.
You are a billionaire so $150 is nothing to you.

I WILL NEVER EVER EVER USE WESTERN UNION OR MONEYGRAB AGAIN.

If you do not have a bank for me to send it to then do not repli to me.
I will speak with my Barrister in Nigeria and see if he can help me. I know for sure he has a bank account I can send money to

Your FORMER servant
Jeff

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Sep 2013 Posts: 2205

A new friend writes to Donald:

Quote:

GOOD DAY BRODA!!

HOW U GET LIST OF OUR GOOD CLIENTS??? WE HAV MANY MUGUS TELL US PERSIDEND DONALD TRUMP IS DOING CONSIGMENT WORK NOW?? LISTEN MY GUY WE COLLECT GOOD PAY FROM CLENT OK U NEED STOP FUKING UP OUR JOB OK?? BOSSMAN KOFI VERY FAIR BOSS OK HE ACCEPT UR APOLOGY AS MISTAK ON UR PART BUT GO FUK OFF NOW GET NUW LIST THIS CLIENTS ARE TAKEN OK???

ONE LUV

UZUMBO

Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2016 7:24 am

Very nice bait! Very Happy

Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2016 1:12 pm

He gave me his cell phone and asked that I text him but not call. I'm going to ask him to be appointed the Secretary of Antifraud.

Posted: Wed Nov 23, 2016 4:37 pm

He's been asking Roger to call, and asked for Roger's number, but shockingly, neither of us was able to reach the other. Roger gets annoyed by the phone tag:

Quote:

What do you mean the number never gets threw? My number works fine. I think this Jacob Zumba person must not be able to use a phone.

Please sir, in stead of all this nonsense with calling and not getting threw, can you just take action and help me by email? I voted for you and I know your a real man who is going to make America great again! I am preying every day that your presidency is successful and that you finally get rid of all that horrible political correctness that is killing the country.

The lad asks Roger for the money:

Quote:

TO PUT YOUR FUND LUGGAGE INTO THE CARGO AIRPLANE COST $150 PER BOX, THE CARGO AIRLINE AWAITS YOUR PAYMENT TO PROCEED LOADING YOUR LUGGAGE INTO THEIR AIRPLANE FOR DELIVERY.
HOW DO YOU WANT TO SEND THE PAYMENT.

Roger asks a natural question:

Quote:

Ok, how many luggage boxes are their? How much will I have to pay in total?

I'll be disappointed if Trump is asking me for only $150. That's some small boy shit.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Sep 2013 Posts: 2205

Donald doesn't respond to UZUMBO, but he does warn Dan about him:

Quote:

SEE THE MESSAGE THAT YOUR SCAMMER UZOMBA SENT TO ME, I HAVE ADVICED YOU IF YOU WANT YOUR CONSIGNMENT STOP COMMUNICATION WITH THAT SCAMMER AND FOCUS WITH ME FOR PROPER DIRECTION.
SEE THE MESSAGE UZOMBA SENT ME:

<snip UZUMBO email address>
President-Elect Donald Trump I have being scamming this man for long, please don't step in to destroy our source of living. If you do we will attack your u.s embassy here and other citizens of yours here. I wrote you because Mr. Dan is seeing the truth to get his consignment from you and we know if he contacts the president of south Africa where his consignment is truly we will not get mad money from him again. Please don't direct him to the real truth please stay away from our man dan, we don't need him to know the truth.

YOU SEE THE MESSAGE YOUR UZUMBO SENT ME ABOVE.
HE AND KOFI HAVE BEING IDENTIFIED BY THE USSS AS KNOWN SCAMMERS WANTED BY THE STATE FOR IMPERSONIFICATION/IMPOSTER.
I WARN YOU TO STOP COMMUNICATION WITH THIS PEOPLE OR YOU WILL KEEP WASTING MONEY AND NEVER RECEIVE NOTHING.

PRESIDENT-ELECT
DONALD J. TRUMP

Naturally, Dan is worried that President Zuma is somehow a part of all this:

Quote:

Mr. Trump!

Are you sure this is the same person? I have been dealing with Mr. Uzumbo, whom works for Barrister Kofi on official business of the United States Government. They sent me scanned copies of certified forms with official seals of trust that assured me that they are acting upon official business.

Do you think that it is possible that President Zumba is somehow mixed up in all of this? Is it possible that he is also a fraudstar or impersonificator of some sort?

President Trump, I trust your experience as a smart business man. Do you think we can trust this President Zumba? Because I have received official documents from both Mr. Uzumbo and Barrister Kofi that prove that they can be trusted as officials, but I have not heard or received anything from President Zumba yet!

Regards, Dan

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Sep 2013 Posts: 2205

Quote:

THOSE PEOPLE USE FAKE I.D THEY ARE IMPOSTERS.
SEE ATTACHED FOR MY ADVICE.

He sends a pic of Donald Trump holding a photoshopped sign saying "Dan Hamilton follow my advice!" Can't get UploadEater to work now but you can visualize it...

Meanwhile, UZUMBO checks in again:

Quote:

GOOD DAY BRODA!!

WE LERN U JUS ASKING FOR SMALL BOI MONEE LIKE $100 $200 ???? KOFIBOYZ DON DO BUSNESS LIK THAT OK WE WORK CLIENT FOR REAL MAKE MAN MONEE U NOT EVEN FEED UR FAMILY WIT SMALL FUND OK??? SIT WIT CHILD NOW AN LET REAL MEN WORK OK???

ONE LUV

UZUMBO

Posted: Fri Nov 25, 2016 12:10 pm

Mr. Labowski wrote:

Quote:

THOSE PEOPLE USE FAKE I.D THEY ARE IMPOSTERS.
SEE ATTACHED FOR MY ADVICE.

He sends a pic of Donald Trump holding a photoshopped sign saying "Dan Hamilton follow my advice!" Can't get UploadEater to work now but you can visualize it...

Cammy got the same pic, I'm sure, with "Camille follow my advice".

Not quite a Newb Joined: 02 Dec 2013 Posts: 59

I finally got a new bank Pig) from DJT

Quote:

SEND THAT $2500 TO THE SECRETARY OF THE PRESIDENT OF THE REPUBLIC OF SOUTH AFRICA AND HAVE YOUR WHOLE FUND LOADED INTO A GOVERNMENT PLANE AND APPROVED BY ME.
QUIT COMMUNICATION WITH PEOPLE WHO WILL ASK YOU FOR MORE MONEY AFTER ONE PAYMENT.
HELP YOURSELF AND BE WISE AND HAVE THIS CONCLUDED WITH ME FOR ONCE.

Name: Daniel Iwiyisi xxxx.
Account Number: 418xxxx001.
Swiftcode: BIDxxxx
Branch Code:46xxx
Bidvest Bank Address:xxxxxxxx Pretoria, South Africa.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 02 Dec 2013 Posts: 59

The money is on the way Smile

Quote:

Thank you Mr President Trump.

I will send the money Monday as soon as the banks open. They are closed for Thanksgiving as I am sure you know

But DJT just can't leave well enough alone

Quote:

WHATS YOUR REACHABLE CELL NUMBER, SO THAT I KEEP POSTED ONCE EVERYTHING IS COMMENCED.
YOUR RECEIVING BANK DETAIL AND ADDRESS.

PRESIDENT-ELECT
DONALD J. TRUMP

Now I doubt him again

Quote:

President elected Trump,
As we have already discussed I am deaf. I am really not sure you remember me when you bring things like this up again.

Remember at the rally in New Mexico you had an interpreter who could read sign language when you promised to help me.

I am going to need a picture of you holding a sing I can show my surviving son. His name is Roy Blimer and he lives in Texas so I need it to say "I remember you Roy in Texas". This way he will really know it is you and that you remember me.

It seems like every time I am sure it is you I receive an email from you that makes me doubt again you remember me and are going to help me.

The picture will prove once and for all to me and my son that you President Trump and you remember me.

Sincerely,
Jeff

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Sep 2013 Posts: 2205

Chop Chop.

Quote:

TANKS FOR ALL UR GOOD HELP BRODA!! WE JUST COLLECT $800 FROM DAN HAMILTON HE TINK BARISTER KOFI WORK FOR TRUMPP NOW HAHAHAH TONIGHT WE GOOD FOD AND DRINK WILE U STILL HUNGRY?? TANKS AGAN BRODA KEEP TELL DAN TO PAY US OK???

ONE LUV

UZUMBO

419Eater is my life Joined: 28 Jun 2013 Posts: 274

After several unsuccessful attempts at sending the fee, my character offered to personally fly to South Africa and meet Mr. Trump there and give him the fee in person.

He didn't seem very receptive to that idea:

OBVIOUSLY I SEE YOU ARE A TRUE JOKER, SO NOW LETS JOKE.
ONCE YOU ARRIVE TO SOUTH AFRICA, GO TO A PROSTITUTE MOTEL AND WAIT FOR ME, GIVE ME A CALL ON 947474848939374847474748477777 AND THEN WAIT FOR MY ARRIVAL.
I WOULD MEET YOU AROUND 2:00AM MIDNIGHT, WHAT KIND OF PANT DO YOU WEAR.
DONT LET THOSE GIRLS GIVE YOU HIV, SO GO WITH A CONDOM OR A NYLON BAG FOR YOUR DICK.
OKAY MY GOOD FRIEND.
MAKE SURE YOU GO WITH A CONDOM.
OKAY.

PRESIDENT-ELECT
DONALD J. TRUMP

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Sep 2013 Posts: 2205

^^ I like this lad. Very Happy

He tells Dan that he has fallen victim to fraud stars:

Quote:

MR. DAN HAMILTON I HAVE BEING INVESTIGATING WITH OUR U.S.S.S SERVICE HERE IN U.S OVER EVERY THING YOU HAVE BEING DOING.
OUR SECRET SERVICE DETECTED WITH OUR SATELITE THAT YOU PAID SOME AMOUNT OF ABOUT $800 TO SOME SCAMSTERS WHO GO BY THE NAME MR. KOFI OR SOMETHING.
YOU OBVIOUSLY THE WORST FOOL I HAVE EVER DIALOGUED WITH, YOU JUST USING YOUR MONEY TO WASTE ON VODOO AFRICAN BOYS WHO USE AFRICAN VODOO TO DIRECT YOUR ATTENTION TO THEM AND MAKE YOU WASTE MONEY AND NEVER WILL RECEIVE ANYTHING TILL YOU DIE.
GO TO A CHURCH AND SEEK PRAYERS SO THEIR VODOO BE REMOVED FROM YOUR EYE.
IF YOU DONT CO-OPERATE WITH ME TO HELP YOU BEFORE THE 1ST OF DECEMBER, I SWEAR TO ALLOW TO YOU YOUR MR. KOFI AND OTHERS TO CONTINUE TO SCAM YOU.
HELP YOURSELF AND AVOID YOUR DAMAGE.

PRESIDENT.ELECT
DONALD J. TRUMP

Of course Dan doesn't really understand all this:

Quote:

Hello President Trump!

I do not understand your message. Yes, I paid the $800 to the bank account in Cameroon as Mr. Uzumbo directed me to. He provided me with a bank account to wire the money to and I sent it as soon as I could upon his directive. He told me that he was working under your directive!

What is this talk about vodoo??? I am a Christian just like you Mr. Trump! I do not believe in such rubbish as vodoo and i would never send money to anyone doing vodoo!

Can you please speak with Mr. Uzumbo and ask him to confirm that my $800 has been received now? I would like to get my consignment this week if possible.

Regards, Dan

If anyone wants to have UZUMBO to chop their payment, just let me know and I will send him the appropriate heckle to Mr. Trump.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 02 Dec 2013 Posts: 59

^^^^^^ PM sent to you Labowski

Dolla chop incoming?

I also got the Dec 1st deadline. I wonder what is happening with our lad on December 1?

Not quite a Newb Joined: 02 Dec 2013 Posts: 59

My character just wired $2,500 to DJT via my barrister Mr Kofi Shocked

He deserves it after seing the picture as requested with President-elect Trump holding a sign saying "I remember you, Roy in Texas". The picture is not really worth posting unless someone wants to see it. It is a terrible photo chop.

I am grateful President-elect Trump is taking time from his busy schedule with the recounts and all to help me retrieve my consignment finally

Latest email

Quote:

I AWAIT THE PAYMENT DETAIL TO SEND MY ESCORT TOMORROW TO STAY BEHIND THE AND FORESEE ALL PROCESSION AND ESCORT THE DELIVERY OVER.
ATTACH THE SLIP OF PAYMENT.

PRESIDENT-ELECT
DONALD J. TRUMP

My Reply

Quote:

Hello President Elected Trump.

I wired the $2,500 today just as the barrister specified.

Please let me know when I can expect my consignment.

Your faithful Servant,
Jeff

Quick Reply from DJT

Quote:

WHO I BARRISTER?
I SEE YOU ARE JOKER, WHO DID I INTRODUCE TO YOU EVER?
I GAVE YOU THIS ACCOUNT.
IS THIS THE ACCOUNT YOU WIRED TO?

Snip bank Info.

My reply

Quote:

Yes, That is the account I sent it to. The Barrister said it might take a few days since it is an international transfer.

I am leaving work and heading home so please send me an email with the information and I will check it first thing in the morning when I get back to work.

I want to thank you again President Elected Trump. I know I would never have received my consignment if it was not for you helping me since you are now the next President

Dang, I have already left work and did not get this in time

Quote:

ATTACH ME THE TRANSFER SLIP.
TAKE A PICTURE OF IT WITH YOUR PHONE AND SEND THE TRANSFER SLIP NOW.

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Sep 2013 Posts: 2205

Quote:

TANKS AGAIN FREND!! WE COLLECT 2500 FROM JEFF BLINER OK?? BOSSMAN KOFI STARTING TO LIK U HE TINK U MAY BE GIFT FROM CREETOR WHO KEEP BLESING US WITH GOOD PAY OK?? NOW ASK MUGU FOR MORE MONEE OK U B SMAL BOI FUNDS TIM TO ASK BIGER AMOUNT OK?? NOW ME AN DIKEMBE GO OUT AN BUY NEW SUITS BOSSMAN KOFI GIV US EXTRA PAY TODAY FOR ALL UR HARD WORK TANKS AGAN OK?????

ONE LUV

UZUMBO

Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2016 2:27 am

Janine has sent Mr. Trump a message. She is just tickled that he is personally offering to help her. Twisted Evil

Posted: Tue Nov 29, 2016 4:11 am

The lad tells Roger how much the fee is:

Quote:

ITS 3 FUND BOXES, THE CARGO AIRLINE CHARGES $150 FOR EACH BOX TO LOAD ONE BOX INTO THEIR CARGO AIRPLANE.
HOW DO YOU WANT TO SEND THE CARGO FEE, NOTIFY SO WE SEND YOU DETAIL AND MAKE ARRANGEMENTS WITH THE CARGO AIRLINE AGAINST NEXT DEPARTURE.

Roger asks some questions:

Quote:

Ok, so it's $450 dollars total? How should I send it? Do I need to pay it directly to the shipping company, or should I send it to you?

By the way, I saw in the news how you were spending your Turkey Day making sure they didn't move that fudge packing plant to Mexico. I'm glad to see you working hard on that, because fudge packing is a very impotent industry and we need all the fudge packers we can get in America.

Oh, I just know your going to make America great again and it makes me very exited! Tell me, were you hard when negotiating with them about the fudge packing? I want to hear all the dirty details.

I couldn't resist slipping some ridiculous details in there. Laughing

"Trump" ignores Roger's questions:

Quote:

I HAVE MADE CONTACT TO THE SHIPPING COMPANY AND THEY HAVE COMMENCE PROCESSION.
SEND THE PAYMENT THE BELOW INFORMATION, SO BY TOMORROW I SEND THE U.S.S.S ESCORTS THAT WOULD TRAVEL DOWN TO ESCORT THE DELIVERY.

Send via Western Union:

RECEIVERS NAME: <snip>
ADDRESS: <snip> South Africa

Roger will want his questions addressed and (naturally) have a few new misunderstandings when he responds tomorrow.

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