An incredibly dumb lad (And a sad story)

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Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

^^ Not at all. Shoot me a pm if you are interested and I provide you his email addie.

(Nice to see you all back)

Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2016 3:29 pm

I was going to write to the lad today, but he wrote to me instead. I'm thinking of bringing the lawyer into the bait, just for fun.

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Good Day Madam Clara

I want to use this medium to really apologize for the delay responding to your email and the content of your email is well understood and i want to inform you that my delay in responding to your questions is due to my schedule in my palace Rolling Eyes

due to several meetings and the welfare of my kingdom and i want you to understand that i am ready to sell my gold to you without any delay and your seriousness will be involve and the gold will be of wafers and my agent will deliver the gold to you in your country without any fonder delay (Um, yeah. That'd be great.) and i want your trust and your sincere in the business because i really have good feelings about you and i believe you will never disappoint me in anyway.

My dear as soon my agent deliver the gold to you and after the sales please kindly transfer my money into my bank account and without any delay okay and this will be a trial to know you are a honest and sincere person because there are many business to do okay.

My dear you have to send the 2,000 dollars to the agent Mr Kelvin Manu to book his flight immediately because everything is ready and you can send the money to him as soon as possible and this is the information you can send to below through western union:

Receivers Name : [Kevin Manilow]
Country : Accra Ghana
Amount : 2,000 dollars

My dear i wait for your urgent respond
Don Nana try to get back to me i love you(Oh my!)

Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2016 3:59 pm

I hope to be joining you in baiting this mugu. I am setting up the stage and hope he falls for my bait.

Posted: Thu Mar 17, 2016 4:17 pm

^I hope so, too. Have at him, then!!

Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2016 3:57 pm

I have sent him a letter but has not replied. Has be gone underground?

I hope he replies over the weekend

Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2016 4:53 pm

He can be slow to respond. But then he is being baited by two and soon to be three "victims". Just give him a poke if he hasn't responded by Monday. Throwing out a cash offer and questioning his "seriousness" should do it.

Meanwhile, Clara has good news.

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Dearest Mr. Don,

Thank you for your kind and loving words! Am sure I don't know what to say to your pronouncing of love. I have never had a relation with a royal person, let alone a king! Do you really find me so attraction?

About our business, am very happy that we can make this transaction with wafers. I had a very production meeting with my lawyer on Wednesday. She says that everything looks to be in other. She said she would like to ask you some questions, however. May I give her your email address so she can contact you?

Oh, you needn't borer sending anyone here as I am thinking of going to your country to make my purchase. I have never visited Ghana before and I just hope you would be willing to spend a few minutes with me in person.

Happily yours,
Clara

Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2016 5:22 pm

Our boi is working furiously to stay on script.

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Good Day my dear

Actually i am really delighted of your coming to my country and to meet me in person and also you can give my email to your lawyer and i am waiting for her question okay (Yay!) and i also want you to understand something very important here due to arrangement i have make with my kings men that i need to know your apartment in your country (I don't think so) through my agent to deliver only 10 kilos to you and we have prepared every necessary things that we need and all the traveling paper and after that we are going to invite you to come to my country and you will welcome with the royal guards with my personal car okay.

I wait to hear from you soonest
I love you

Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2016 5:59 pm

Wow 10 kilos that is a lot of weight. Time for a new character the lawyer.

This would start making things a bit more interesting Laughing

Posted: Mon Mar 21, 2016 2:59 pm

Let's all extend a warm welcome to Clara's lawyer, Sophia!

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Dear Mr. Quame,

I am Mrs.Clara Peller's attorney, as I was for her husband before he passed away last year. Let me to put this as delicately as I can - I know you are a common criminal who steals other people's money by pretending to have gold for sale. I personally believe there are far better options for taking other people's money, such as obtaining a law degree, but to each her or his own.

My point is this, I am the executor of the Peller estate, which means nothing goes in or out without my expressed permission. This means that. if you want some portion of Mrs. Peller's considerable fortune, you will need to deal with me. The good news is the Peller estate is currently valued a 20 billion pounds sterling, but I am neither overly greedy nor unreasonable. And I can do a lot to make sure you do not get caught. The bad news is that you must decide whether or not you are willing to accept my "fee". You must also realise that I am the one in charge of this business, which means you will need to keep me happy.

My offer is as follows:

20% of all proceeds go to me, the other 80% goes to you.
I decide how you receive your percentage.
Per your acceptance of these terms,, I will support your bogus claims and keep our dear Mrs. Peller buying your "gold" for years to come.

If this porposal is acceptible to you, simply write back in the affirmative. Oh and one last thing, should you try to double cross me, I guarantee you will be unhappy with the result - especially in light of the fact that you could easily be making hundreds of pounds every year for many years to come.

Good day,

Sophia Townsend, Esq.

Several hours later, Clara sent this.

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Dearest Mr. King Nana,

Thank you for your kind words and warm welcome. I gave your email address to my lawyer so you should be getting an email from her soon. She is such a dear. Am sure you two will get along very well. She told me to ask if you know of a good assayer in your Country. I hope so because I don't know anything about that sort of thing. She also told me to tell you not to worry about small details like my home address because she is making arrangements to have the gold stored in an off-shore facility. I think that means a vault in another Country, like Austria. but, if you want to know more about my home, I will be very happy to show you pictures when we meet.

Thank you again for your kindness. This is all evr so exciting, don't you think?

Hugs and kisses,
Clara

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2016 3:12 pm

King Dufus finally scraped together this lame denial.

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Dear Mrs Sophia

Actually i received your email and the content is well understood but i want to assure you something Mrs Sophia are you trying to insult me or what you mean by calling me names or you thought i'm a hungry person and you thought you can talk to me in such manners and for your information i'm a King in (the Republic of) Ghana ( Rolling Eyes

) and i have been into this business when i was still a prince about 23 years ago before the dead of my father and God bless my kingdom with Gold and i have been dealings with country for years now and i have not be insulted this way.

Madam listen i am not forcing your partner to buy my gold okay and i really want to have good business understanding and as my partner there in your country and i will never accept to your proposal even if you said 5% okay and if you wish you can put stop to this transaction.

And i want you to inform your partner what you said okay

Best Regards
Don Nana

Looks like it's slappy time already. Very Happy

ETA:

This boi makes good on his threat.

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Good Day my Queen Clara

Actually i am the most happiest man on earth due to your email i received and you always looking charming in your profile pics and it's really driving me crazy and i hope you are doing well and i pray to God to send you some guarding Angels to always protecting you and i know very soon everything will be fine.

My Queen i was not really happy due to the email i received from your lawyer and she makes me got angry and i want her to understand i am not a common man that she can just insult and i want you to warn her not to insult me or calling me names because i will not accept that from her anymore and if you are will to do business my doors are open to you and because the way i felt for you i will never do anything that will hurt you and i have kingdom God has put into my care and i want to improve the lives of my people and i know very soon i will invite you to come over and i wait to do business with you.

My Queen you have to send the $2,000 dollars to my agent in Ghana to deliver the first 20 kilos to you in your country and you will receive 10 kilos of gold bar and 10 kilos of gold dust in your country and i am looking forward doing business with you and have a pleasant day.

You can send the $2,000 dollars to my agent Mr [Kevin Manilow]
Receivers Name: [Kevin Manilow]
Country: Accra Ghana

I hope to hear good news from you soon

Best Regards (What, no "I love you"?!)

Ah, the sound of one lad slapping...

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

I got two suites at the luxurious in Uganda for April 1 and told him to meet me there with the gold. He replies

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Good Day my Partner

Actually i received your email and well understood and the only problem i have now is that my agent will meet you in Uganda due to my personality as a king in Ghana and my agent will bring the 20 kilos to you 10 kilos of gold dust and 10 kilos of gold bar that you will receive from my agent Mr Kxxxxx Mxxxx and you have to send him the $2,000 dollars to enable take his flight to meet you in Uganda as soon as possible.

You can send to him the $2,000 dollars to his name below

Receivers Name: Kxxxx Mxxxx
Country: Accra Ghana
Amount: $2,000 dollars

And you can send the formation to my agent number +xxxxxx
I wait to hear from you soon

Best Regards

I am not budging

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That will not happen. I will only hand over the money to you in person. I will not be sending your agent any money in advance. I am very firm on this. If you do not have gold to sell me or you do not wish to meet with me in person let me know and I will find other avenues to acquire my precious metals. I hope you understand that I will not change form this.

I was going to point out that as the King of Ghana he should have plenty of money to travel, but I did not want to educate him. Let's see if he makes the safari.

Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2016 2:27 pm

The king's latest email massage has poor Clara a bit confuse.

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My dearest King nana,

Well. am sure I don't know how to respond to your last email massage. I was so happy to receive your letter but now i am confuse. Why would I sent $2000 yo your agent when am coming to make my gold purchase in person? I know you must be very busy so you must have forgotten my upcoming visit?

I also do not understand what you are saying about my lawyer calling you names? I have known this woman for many years and have never heard her call anyone by anything other than their own name. I know she can be blunt when in speaking her mind. When O discussed the matter with her over the phone, yesterday, we decided that is why you became upsettled.

Now she tells me that you still have not answered her questions and that is why she has told me to put my travel plans on hold so please answer her questions so I can come visit you on your Country and purchase somr gold wafers.

Hugs and kisses,
Clara

Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2016 3:00 pm

The "King" comes back with more denials and a counter proposal.

Hello Mrs Sophia

How are you and your family doing today and i hope you are fine

The may reason am writing you this message is that you told my partner that i have not answered your question wish i knew i answered but if you insist that i have not answer your question due to the amount you are demanding and you know that is not fair okay but i want you to know i sell quality product and am not begging your client to buy or purchase my gold okay.

But the only thing i can do for you is to give you 10% each kilo your client purchase and anything than that is a risk to my business and i will love to meet you in person and know you more better okay.

I wait to hear from you soon.

Best Regards
Don Nana

But the barrister is having none of it.

Dear Mr. Quame,

Do we really need to play this insufferable game? I have looked into your and you scam and here are the facts:

Ghana is a Republic, so You can not be any kind of "king". Nor do you have any gold to sell. You are engaging my client in a standard 419 scam, so you are in point of fact a criminal who attempts to take people's money using lies and trickery. I am therefore one hundred percent certain that ones you have my client's first $2000 you will simply continue to come up with excuses as to why she will need to pay another "fee" or "charge" after another.

As I said, your decision to ruin other people's lives in this manner is completely your responsibility. One of my responsibilities is to be Trustee in Trust of the Peller estate. That means that nothing goes in or out without my express approval. Please read that last sentence carefully because it is important. While the Peller Estate is valued in the neighborhood of 20 Million pounds, Mrs. Peller's current value is limited to the cash she has in her purse. At last counting that came to nine shillings and six pence.

So Mr. "King" I could not care less about what you think is "fair". You can accept my offer and make more money than you ever thought possible with your pathetic little scam or you can continue to act like a whining little drama queen and get nothing. You may have the weekend to think about your reply. And if you attempt to go behind my back again I promise you will be sorry. You are not the only one who can use pictures to make things look differently from the way they truly are.

Happy Easter.

Sophia Townsend, Esq.

Did I lay it on too thick? Will the lad twig? Stay tuned..

ETA - My apologies for the color scheme but the quote function was acting up. Rolling Eyes

Posted: Sat Mar 26, 2016 6:27 pm

The King also sent this love letter to Clara.

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Hello my dearest queen

How are you doing over there i hope you are fine and am happy for your email and the only problem i have now is your lawyer question but i knew i have answered her question and i still need to email her again because i don't know the reason why she put hold on this transaction okay.

My Queen actually i would have love to receive you here in my country and the reason i wanted my agent to come over to you first is for him to know your house in person in case i wanted to visit i can come to you but the may reason i want my agent to bring the gold to you first before your coming to my country is for me to have trust in you and in case i deliver quantity of my product to you without payment i will not have any doubt in my mind that you are running with my gold okay.

And as soon my agent deliver the first 20 kilos to you successfully without any problem then you can come over to my palace for more business proposal okay and i will introduce you to my chiefs cabinet as my business partner and my queen to be okay.

I just want to build trust between us and our family okay and everything is ready to be deliver to you by my agent and you have to send him the $2,000 dollars to enable him move immediately to you.

I can always feel the presence of your love in my life. Everything you do makes me love you even more. I feel overwhelmed in your never ending love. I love you so much

My best regards
Don Nana

Which garnered this respond. It seems Clara has been having a snog of some Easter goodies.

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Hello my beautiful King,

Thank you for your caring, loving words. Am grately enjoying the Easter season. I hop you are too. Don't you just love all the candy and goodies?

I am afraid your explanation about your agent is confusing me. When i come to see you, I will provide all of my personal informations as part of the transation. Also, I thought we had agreed that my gold will be deliver to an oofshore vault? Finally, I'm just a poor widow but you are the King of Ghana. I do not understand why you need me to pay for your agent to travel?

Now don't worry about my attourney. She is just looking out for me best interests but am sure she will come around as long as you are as nice to me as you are too me.

I love you to. Hugas nad kisses,
Clara

Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2016 4:35 am

The King goes full retard, I mean romantical.

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Hello My Queen

Look since i was born as a prince i never make a business with poor widow please don't ever repeat this to me calling yourself as a poor woman (Be careful what you demand, I mean wish for) for where i am, Oh yes as you wrote on your email and am a king in Ghana and i want to let you know something that the $2,000 dollars is never my problem and the arrangement has been make by me and my cabinet member due to all necessary traveling document has made available and the agent want you to pay for his flight ticket to enable him have trust in you.

My lovely queen i want you to follow the instruction by the agent to deliver to you successfully in your country okay and i want you to understand am with you forever and don't allow $2,000 becomes a problem on this transaction and i know we are more than that okay and i want the agent to have good relationship with you and one mind on this business okay

I want you to send the $2,000 dollars from now till Tuesday morning okay because he will be leaving first thing on Wednesday okay.

This is the receivers name again
Receivers Name: [Kevin Manilow]
Amount : $2,000
Country: Accra Ghana

I hope to hear from you soonest
Don Nana, I love you so much my queen

All I can say is "okay".

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King nana,

I don't know what to say? I have been crying since because of your mean words to me. I'm not good enough for you if am poor? Or is it because I'm a widow? You want me to say am rich so I won't embarrass you? Well let me tell you something Mr. high and mighty ghana king. A persons value has nothing to do with there station in life? Just because you were born a prince does not make you better than anyone else. It only means you have a responsibility to serve the people of Ghana as best you can until the day you die. It is not your job to tell people what to say and not to say. That is what bad wicked naughty kings do.

Well now I must give this whole business some serious thought since you have ruined my whole Easter weekend. And I hope you will think about changing your wicked ways.

Good day to you sir. I will be in touch.

Clara

Next up, some soothing words from the lawyer.

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

I sent the "King" the following

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You know, I booked us suites at one of the most glamorous resorts in the world and I do not feel like you appreciate that. Hell, I even arranged for both of us to have prostitutes sent to our rooms. So send your agent for all I fucking care. You just sit there on your throne playing with yourself.

(You never did tell me how much in total I owed you for the Gold and Berilium)

This is a rather weird reply

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Hello Mr Wxxxxxx

I want you to understand that according to our traditions kings don't leave palace due to security reasons and am very sorry for everything and i really appreciate your kindness and sorry for the money you spent on the prostitutes and rooms but i will still make it up to you soon but first i want my agent to deliver the first product to you in person.

And this is our product rates.

Commodity: AU (Gold Dust and Bar)

Quantity: 20 Kilogram

Quality: 23carat +

Origin: Ghana

Purity: 99.99%

Packaging: Metal or Wooden Box

Assay: Final Assay to be made at the buyers nominated and registered refinery and this value will be accepted by both buyer and seller

Price: 35,000 usd per Kilogram

Total Cost: US$700,000.00

If you have any problem kindly inform me soonest

Best Regards

That's a hell of a lot of gold for a wooden box. Very Happy

Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2016 3:24 pm

Kings in Ghana never leave the palace, huh? Rolling Eyes

At least Clara's lawyer is having fun. He sticks to his "wounded pride" script but she ain't havin' it.

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Hello Attorney

How was your weekend and your family doing and i really want to appreciate your insult once again and please be inform that i am a traditional ruler and be careful the way you used your words on me and God know am real and very soon you will be on your knees apologize to me and i will not insult you okay but think what you are doing if is right and i don't have any reasons to lie to you and sweet talk you to believe me okay

I want you to know that i don't wanna do business with your client anymore or you thought am forcing her to do business and for your information nobody is going to demand more money from anyone as soon the agent got the $2,000 for his flight ticket and as soon he purchase the ticket i will ask him to send the details to me so that i forward to you to verify your self okay and also i never told you am a king of Ghana but i am king in Ghana in western region that is where i am okay.

My Attorney i can only afford 10% of this transaction but that should not give you any reason to insult me okay and i know she is your client and i respect that fact because you are protecting your client wish is very good but stop insulting people okay and i hope you understand.

Best Regards
Don Nana

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Dearest King Cornhole,

Or would you prefer Emporer Asshat? If I had a shilling for every lowlife criminal who said they were being honest with me, I could have retired a long time ago. Would you please stop whining like a little girl? Just like God, I see you for what you are. But since you are not ready to pull on your big boy panties and get with my program, you are free to crawl back into your hole and try to find someone else who will offer you millions of dollars instead of the few thousnaqd you seem so fixated on. There's plenty of scammer trash in the world that I won't miss you.

As to your percentage, I received a telephone call from your intended victim who is also my client. Clara was crying so much that I couldn't quite make out what you said to make her so upesttled but I must say that I could not have done better myself. You've certainly put your foot in it now. Best of luck digging yourself out of that hole. Actually I rather hope you do. It could prove rather amusing to watch I should think. And if you can somehow ooze back into her good graces, my percentage will be 30%. Think of it as a penalty for your utter stupidity.

Cheers!

In the meantime, the King starts trying to dig himself out but Clara is still too upsetteled to respond. And something tells me his whining won't help.

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Hello my queen i was little busy in my palace yesterday with my chief cabinet and am sorry to ruined your Easter and i don't not mean to insult you okay because i always think of you even in my sleep so how will i insult my future queen.You have no idea how good it feels to wake up every morning knowing you are mine and I am yours.You are the reason why happiness meets me every morning.
When I wake up a thought of you pops up without a warning. Then you are always on my mind from morning until night.
Get up my love my heart says your day is going to be alright.This morning I sent the sweetest voice of birds to wake you.I sent the warmth of this morning to reach your heart too.I'm doing it because you are the loveliest person I have met. I love you and you are someone my heart will never forget.

My Queen why are you delaying this transaction when you are aware everything is ready to deliver the first 20 kilos to you for test and after sales you can transfer the money into my account and then we will be waiting for your visit in my palace and to introduce you to my chiefs cabinet okay. and try and send the flight ticket money $2,000 to the agent as soon as possible okay

My Queen i know very soon we are going to be together as one happy family.
Best Regards

Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2016 4:34 pm

Quote:

When I wake up a thought of you pops up without a warning.

Posted: Wed Mar 30, 2016 2:13 pm

Clara has finally calmed down enough to respond to the King. But calm does not necessarily mean happy.

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Dear Your Highness,

I want to believe that you love me but you make it so difficult. How can someone who loves another person be so cruel? For one thing I haven't heard from you since days now. And do you always demand payment of %2000 from every woman you fall in love with in other to trust her? Do you always tell her what to do and say? Do you always blame them for your mistakes? Is this how you treat your own mother?

I think I still love you but am even more angrier after you last letter. I have tried my possible best to purchase your gold and come to see you in the quickest way possible. It is you who demanded that I wait until you could sent someone to my house before concluding our business. And it is you who have been saying things to upsettle me and make me cry.

I was so upsettled that I asked Lawyer Townsend what I should do. She said I should demand a written apology and that is what am doing. She said that even Kings should be willing to admit when they are wrong and I agree with her. She even said that she will release your $2000 trust bribe as soon as she sees your apology letter. Isn't that wonderful? Then I can finally buy your gold and we can meet in person so please write soonest with your apology?

Am so looking forward to your respond,
Clara

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

I told him that I would bring $50,000 in cash with me to the camp, with the rest payable via a bank wire transfer once I met his representative. Sounds like he might be ready to travel

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hello give me your Address i will give it to my Agent in Ghana

Hopefully the will soon have another dissatisfied customer.

Posted: Thu Mar 31, 2016 4:51 pm

^This lad is certainly eager. I think he is hoping to use Clara's $2000 to fund his adventure. I do hope he's holding his breath.

Ask and ye shall receive. Rolling Eyes

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Hello my Queen

I am so sorry for they way I have been behaving lately. I just have so much doubt in everything. You have always been the constant in my life, and I know I have said that before, but it is the truth. I always see my self as the lesser of the relationship we have had. I am the one that makes the bad decisions. You have always been my compass and gravity.

The past few days have just been so hard on both of us. I know I sure have not made it any easier. Lately I have been so depressed and... well, hurt. I just do not know how to react to anything between us. I know I have become overbearing with jealousy and distrust. I am having a really hard time processing it. I have never felt this way in my entire life, and I just can not control it.

i love you so much my Queen
i am so Sorry

This, of curse, makes Clara's day.

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My dearest King,

Am so happy to read and except your apology letter! I know you carry a lot of pressure on your shoulders as king of Ghana. Am sure all the people there in Ghana must look up to you for leadership and guidence? I have forwarded your apology letter to my attorney and she says I an pick the check at her office on tomorrow (Friday). I will then send it using the informations you gave me before.

My love, am exited to see you in person soon. We have so much to talk about. I am already looking at hotel rooms in Acura Ghana to decide which one is the best and because only the best is good enough for my king? Oh and what do you do for fun since you can't leave the palace? Do you have a soccer field withing the walls? Or maybe a bowling alley? Do you have an ice cream parlour? I just love ice cream don't you? Is that why it is unsafe for you to leave the palace because you so many wonderful things that people are zealous? If so, maybe you could invite some of them in for a soccer game or bowling match. They would have to pat for shoe rental of curse. But think of the fun everyone would have?

Well I have to go so I can talk to my travel agent.

Hugs and kisses,

The King is so excited, he screws up his email to Sophia. And he's still whining about his cut.

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hello my dear Anthony

i am so sorry for my late replay i am so much busy in my palace my dear the 30% is too much for me to provide , 1 i want you to understand that am paying my workers for them to Digg out the Gold and also the cars e used to go then the forest i used to buy a lot of fuel and pay for the driver that used to work with me

2 i pay per hour for the Caterpillar that use to Digg out the Gold so my dear i have been spending a lot of money in this business , i dont have to pay that kind of percentage you are saying

3 i will give you 10% in any i send to your client , i promised i will not disappoint you on this wants again i am so sorry the way i talk to your client if i am wrong am sorry for that

try and get back to me

Sophia is rather amused by the type-o.

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Dear Emperor Asshat,

I see you have marshaled all of your mental energy and sent me an email meant for someone else. I can also see that this Anthony person is demanding a cut of your ill-gotten gains the same as me. Just goes to show that great minds really do think alike while puny minds send emails to the wrong people. Well, you've made my client happy with your laughable "apology" so I'm bound to keep my end of the bargain. I have no doubt that your seventy percent of $2000 will be on its way to you in faraly short other. Since you are not the one who has custody of the family brain cell I am inclined to offer some free advice this one time. Don't be an ass to this Anthony fellow as you have been with me and he may just accept your proposal of ten percent.

Cheers and enjoy your money,
Sophia Townsend, Esq.

This idiot has already responded to both of these emails, but all I will say is *Spoiler Alert* he is still a complete moron.

Posted: Fri Apr 01, 2016 4:07 pm

The King tries to explain his glaring mistake away.

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hello my dear

Is a little mistake i do not that what i mean is attorney as my lawyer i have add some respect for you but i want you to understand that i am a King you need to give me back my honor just like the way i give you as a lawyer

your client is going to receive the Gold as soon as she send the $2000 their will be no problem for that

best regard

But the shyster ain't havin' it.

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Dear Duke Dunce,

Once again you gave failed to rise to even my extremely low expectations for you so I will say this again. I will give you the same "respect" that any cretinous worm like you deserves and no more. Whether you respect me as a lawyer or not makes no difference to me whatsoever. The only reason for this email is to let you know that my client Clara just left my office with your $1400 cheque and she was absolutely glowing. If you want to have any hope of seeing any more of her considerable fortune, you will express to her your deepest gratitude and move on to the next phase of your scam If this massage has not been too difficult for you to comprehend, blink once for "yes" and twice for "no".

Regards

Lover boi sent this mash-up to Clara using two different fonts in two different colors. Yes, he is THAT stupid.

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hello my queen

i just received your email and i am so happy for what you wrote to me i always thinking of you i promised you we are going to be together as one happy family, i love you so much , you are my heart desire

You are, not just going to be the mother of my children, but also the beat of my heart. You are, not just the queen of my family, but also the woman of my dreams. I love you so much my Queen

You will Send the 2000 dollar to this Name,( [KEVIN MANILOW] )
Country Accra Ghana
try and get back to me

Widow Clara is duly impressed but a bit concerned.

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My dearest King of Kings,

I don't know what to say. This is all so sudden. ]Am wrapped with my love for you! I must tell you that am past child beering years and I hope that does not change how you fill about me. But I can be a good wife to you and help to run your kingdom more better everyday if you will have me.

Just to let you know I have just returned from sending your cheque of $1400. That is what my lawyer said you agreed to accept for payment. Oh my King am so happy to have that out of the way. Mrs. Townsend was so helpful! She even made sure I had enough money to pay for postage all the way from here in England to you in Ghana.

I am exited beyond words to be coming to see you now! I will continue my shopping for new and exiting out fits to wear just for you my love. Then on Monday I will finalise my travel plans so that we can be together. Now if your agent can't come to my house until after I have left tell him to stay at least ten feet away from the fence. It is electrified and is activated by motion sensors. Oh and the sensors also release guard dogs that he will have a difficult time getting away from. Just remember the ten foot limit and he will be fine.

Kisses and more kisses,

Kingy boi has already emailed Sophia back. It seems she has injured his small boi pride once again. Laughing

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

Either he is lost somewhere in the forests of Uganda or he has twigged on me. I sent him a nasty message

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I am going home. You fucked this up. I waited all day for your agent and he was a no show. I am taking my 50000 in cash and getting out of this fucking country and heading home where I will find a dealer that is honest. If you run your country the way you run your business it is no wonder Ghana is in the shitter.

Posted: Sun Apr 03, 2016 7:57 pm

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stanley our main head quarter is in india can you come with your note
over here or pay for the flight of my technician to come over and meet
you in UK let me know the option you choose so we can do business

What to do, go see him or have his man come over?

Baiting Guru Joined: 07 Jul 2006 Posts: 5727

He ain't moving until you pay 2000 for his travel. He replies to my angry email

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you do not send the 2000 to my agent for him to come

I'm tired of this clown. The following contains some NSFW language.

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are you telling me that you're the fucking king of ghana and you can't fund your own fucking agent to travel? do not contact me ever again. you told me that your agent was going to meet me at the resort then he did not show up. It's like you're playing some kind of fucking game with me. I am taking my 50000 and going home. Fuck you.

I predict he will be back in a month wanting to know if I still want to buy his gold.

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