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Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2016 4:31 pm

I've told them that the sheeper can get his package as far as Elubo (near the border) if he can meet the driver. Still trying to see if I can get him out of Abidjan at all...

Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2016 5:05 pm

Not sure what this lad is saying now but trying to get clarification. There's still hope for some travel though:

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Thank you for the material and financial support you give, then as agreed, let them know that instead of arriving in Abidjan directly with the package, we can coordinate all that reception fasses this very quickly so they doivenir up Adiaké we will be there until Saturday to get it back, so give us a phone contact of the person that is about to come with and tell him to join me on the phone to confirm sending the parcel.

Adiaké isn't the location I've been trying to get him to visit...

Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2016 5:52 pm

I told him another orphanage was coming for the package and he still thinks it's coming to him.

I think we are dealing with a box of rocks.

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Brother in Christ,
Please give us the correct address of the brother Jacob also in Yamoussoukro and if possible send us $ 3000 dollars through Western Union at the address indicated.
God bless you!
Bishop Richard

Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2016 12:53 am

^ This lad is definitely not smart. Roger offered a bunch of money:

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I am glad that you are not a fraud star. That makes me feel much better about donating. In these wicked times, you never can be too careful, you know. Anyway, I am happy to send you the $3000.00 dollars you asked for. But are you sure you don't want me to send more than that?

You see, my tax bartender told me that if I donate over $10,000.00 dollars to charity, I can right it off on my taxes for this year. But he said I need to ask you if donations to your orphanage are tax delectable, because if they are not, I can't claim the tax right off. Can you please tell me if they are tax delectable so I can make the $10,000.00 dollars donation?

I also have several friends at my Church who are looking for a worthy charity to donate to for their own tax right offs, so if the donations are tax delectable I may be able to get them to donate to you as well. Would you be interested in that?

The lad seems to think Roger sent the money already:

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We are happy to read you and know that you have to satisfy us to help orphaned children who are currently with us here cause we want you to do more by sending the copy of the receipt of the first amount say the $ 3,000 dollars am sending you by Money Gram as the one we received from you is downright blurry we fail to see insctructions and the MTCN for withdrawal.
Also if possible complete and have another shipment of $ 3,000 dollars at the same address indicated.

I think this is probably a copy paste error, maybe another baiter sent him a blurry receipt. Roger will be confused about this.

Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2016 4:08 am

^^ I think the French/English is a problem for these lad(s) (yeah, I don't think it's just the one).

Beyond that he's/they are a total knothead!!

Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2016 5:07 pm

POKE

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Are you going to Tarkwa or not?

A whine and a free PIGGY!

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We are very sorry not to have answered you from this past weekend but due to problems in our orphanage and we regret very much.
That said please, please provide us with a little financial help through Western Union to our address indicated because now we need $ 2500 dollars to cover several issues here on site related to children and that I think that you would have to act fast. Also, we are sending you as the bank information you need to make the transfer from your country and send us all the details by email including your bank.
Address Western Union or Money Gram to sending $ 2,500 Dollars
Name: Axxx
First Name: Richard Alxx
Address: 11 BP 1443 ABxxxAN 11
ABIDJAN / IVORY COAST

ADDRESS OF BANK TRANSFER
NO BANK ACCOUNT: 09561xxxxx 00040
BANK NAME: BICICI (xxxxxxx)
ABIDJAN / IVORY COAST

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Bishop,
There is $7000, 6 laptops, 10 tablets and 5 smartphones waiting on you in Tarkwa. If you want to help the children all you have to do is go get it.

His terms.

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Give me all the details of the place and all information including photocopying paper and the photo of the man I'm meeting for the mail on withdrawal.

My terms

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Let me know when you are leaving for Tarkwa. Get yourself a hotel room and email me a picture of you standing in front of it. Also scan me receipts for your travel and hotel and we will reimburse you. (Not for food)

I will have Jock bring the package to you at the hotel.

Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2016 8:25 pm

I heard from them today. One email from one writer asking for cash, another from another asking for the details of where to meet up with the representative from the shipping company to pick up the package. I wonder if they're fighting over the use of the email address yet.

I told him that since I hadn't heard back from him any earlier that his package had been rerouted to another orphanage. I made sure to let him know how much the other orphanage appreciated receiving the package and how I was already planning to send them another one. Maybe a little envy will get him ripe for another go although this lad is taking up way more of my time than he's worth....

Posted: Tue Mar 01, 2016 8:46 pm

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Brother Hugh,
I want you to know that these are the travel expenses that causes problem since the first week if we'd picked the parcel in Ghana because it is a neighboring country of Côte d'Ivoire.
So if possible we would like to ask you a favor and this because of the kids, it's true that we know by mail but we would also like to meet you physically cause for which we would like you to send us travel expenses for two people up to $ 500 dollars through Western Union quickly upon receipt of this email so that we can take our morning late by ticket Wednesday, March 2, 2016 and be there before Saturday, if possible ship the money quickly by western union to the address you have and let us know by phone to confirm the transaction will be used to purchase travel tickets.

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Bishop,

I'm very sorry but I'm sure that I have told you before that we do not send money to Western Africa except by bank transfer. You will have to provide your own money for transportation.

Make sure to send me the receipts so that we can give your money back when you get to Ghana. We will also pay other travel expenses except for food.

Posted: Wed Mar 02, 2016 10:44 pm

Roger tries to explain again:

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I am confused. What do you mean by send a receipt? I haven't sent my donation yet? I am asking you if I should send $10,000.00 dollars so that I can right it off on my taxes as a tax delectable donation. And my friends in my Church are asking me if they can donate $10,000.00 dollars each to you too.

Please be serious about this and let me know as soon as possible weather you are a tax delectable charity, so I can make my donation before taxes are due.

The lad still doesn't get it:

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We are very sorry not to have answered you from this past weekend but due to problems in our orphanage and we regret very much.
That said please, please provide us with a little financial help through Western Union to our address indicated because now we need $ 2500 dollars to cover several issues here on site related to children and that I think that you would have to act fast. Also, we are sending you as the bank information you need to make the transfer from your country and send us all the details by email including your bank.

<snip bank details>

The lad is thinking unacceptably small. Roger rubs it in some more:

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Why are you talking about $2,500.00 dollars? I am offering to donate $10,000.00 dollars to help those poor and disparate children and you are telling me you want me to send less?! Why would I do that? And what serious and Gods-fearing orphanage director would turn down for what a larger donation? Why can't you stop fooling around and tell me if your orphanage is a tax delectable charity or not?

Please, if you don't want the generous donations from me and my friends, stop fooling around with me. I am sure I could find another orphanage which will be happy to except our donations. My friends at my Church are very generous, I am sure I could have raised over $200,000.00 dollars for you easily, but you do not seem to want it. That is too bad.

Let's see if this lad shapes up.

Posted: Sat Mar 05, 2016 9:13 pm

Now he figures it out:

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Sorry for the misunderstanding, because in fact doing the banking transaction that will take maybe 72 hours, we wanted locally you make a transfer via Western of $ Union 2500 Dollars and the other $ 10,000 Dollars by bank transfer as our orphanage is a delectable charity.
So we're very grateful and believe that you upon receipt of this email committed bank transfer process because we do not expect it.
God bless you!!!

Roger is pleased to hear that he can get the tax write off:

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I am glad to hear that your orphanage is a tax delectable charity! Now I will be able to right off my donation on my taxes. I will tell my tax bartender immediately, and I will also tell my friends at Church that they should donate to you too. I will ask my pastor to mention your orphanage in his sermon during services tomorrow, maybe the Church can even do a fund raiser event for your charity. Do you think that would be a good idea?

Also, I am confused about how much you want me to send now. Are you saying you want me to send $2500.00 dollars by Western Union, then send the remaining $7500.00 dollars by the bank transfer, or are you asking me to send $2500.00 dollars by Western Union and then another $10,000.00 dollars by the bank transfer, meaning that my donation will be $12,500.00 dollars total?

I am happy to send that much of a donation, but I didn't think that was what we agreed. So that is why I am a little confused. How much should I send you?

I'm slowly but continually raising the amount of money that the lad thinks he can get from Roger, to lure him in and get him hooked. Let's see if it works.

Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2016 11:09 pm

The lad asks for the larger amount:

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Hello brother,
I am pleased that you are about to do the deal to help poor children.
make a donation of $ 2,500 dollars by western union and $ 10,000 through the bank.

Roger explains he can't use WU:

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I would proffer we do the entire donation amount by bank transfer. This is very embarrassing for me to admit, but I am actually banned from sending money by Western Union.

You see, last year I was trying to send $20,000.00 dollars to my friend and business partner Mr Ajayi in Nigeria for our oil deal, but the foolish Clark at the Western Union would not let me complete the transfer. When I told him why I was sending the money, he told me that my friend was a fraud star and I was been scammed. Can you believe the nerves of that jerk? As if it was any of his business!

Anyway, I got upset that he was calling my friend a criminal, and I punched that bastard right in the face. The police where called, and I was chargered to court for a salt battery, and had to spend a nite in jail. The judge gave me one year prohibition and told me I could never send money by Western Union again or else I could be arrested again and go back to jail.

I don't want to risk going back to jail, so I can't send the money by Western Union. Can I send it to you as part of the bank transfer instead?

The lad is ok with Roger sending everything by bank transfer:

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It's OK for the bank transaction so please send as soon as possible by the funds on the bank account number that we gave you.
God bless you!!!
NB: So how many days can take a bank transaction if you do so upon receipt of this mail.

He sounds excited. I want to get his greed up even further by offering to raise money through the Church.

Posted: Thu Mar 10, 2016 10:53 pm

Roger asks the lad if he wants to do a Church fundraiser:

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I would have to speak to my banker Mr Hilts, because he handles all of my financial affairs, you know. But from the transactions we have done in the past, I think he can complete a transfer in 3 or 4 days.

Also, you didn't answer my question from before. Should I ask my pastor to mention your orphanage in his sermon during services this week? I can also try and raise money for your orphanage from my friends in the Church fundraising committee. I think that would raise a lot more money for those poor disparate and destressed children than just my donation. Do you think that is a good idea?

Hopefully the lad catches the subtext that he can get a lot more money out of Roger and his Church if he waits. If not, I will hit him with the clue bat in the near future.

I like using the Church fundraiser modality. I've gotten previous orphanage lads to help me plan a bake sale. Let's see if I can get this one to do it too.

Posted: Fri Mar 11, 2016 6:23 am

I couldn't get this lad to move off his arse. He finally pretended to relent once I told him his package had been rerouted to another orphanage who was actually receptive to receiving such a tremendous gift.

I have since told him that when I get back from my current trip (a guise to force him to deal with the shipping company) that I'd look into traveling their personally to make sure he gets the next package.

I haven't given up on him yet just regrouping. Thanks for keeping this thread active BX!

Posted: Sat Mar 12, 2016 7:21 pm

The lad seems excited about Roger's fundraiser idea:

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A thousand times thank you for what you are about to do for children.
Having to answer your question the tax is delectable and you have the green light to confirm all this to your pastor but also collect donations church category where you are to send them to us by bank transfer because we have urgent need and give glory to God to have crossed your path. Because we believe this is God's work (I hate lads who use religion to justify their scamming) and soon there was the Easter so happens that we are currently thinking about sending you Mademoiselle Ange Rachel K. visit to you then is it possible that you send us an invitation letter and a certificate of accommodation to its name?

I don't know what he's talking about with that last part, but he seems hooked.

Roger asks the lad what kind of fundraiser he wants to do:

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Great! I will speak to my pastor and ask him to mention your orphanage in his sermon tomorrow. I am sure we will be able to get several people in the congregation to donate.

I also spoke to my Church's fundraising committee, and they are interested in doing a fundraiser for you! But we are not sure what sort of fundraiser to hold. Do you think we should do a charity ball, a carnival, or a bake sale? Please let me know what we should hold so we can start planning it.

Let's see what the lad says.

Posted: Mon Mar 14, 2016 6:17 pm

Big X wrote:

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sending you Mademoiselle Ange Rachel K. visit to you

This lads obviously not afraid to pimp for his cause:

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but at the same time there is the angel sister Rachel asks guide you throughout category where you want go as it is a woman I think she will be very kind to your side

Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2016 3:10 am

The lad wants to do a charity ball:

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We would like you to organize quickly a charity ball, but is it not also possible that your banker starts the transaction of funds you want to send us personnement say the $ 10,000 Dollars?

He sounds impatient to get the cash from Roger. But Roger gives him a good reason to wait:

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Ok, I will let the Church fundraising committee know that you want to do a charity ball. I am sure they will be very pleased with the idea. I will meet with them tomorrow and we will come up with ideas for it. I am so excited!

Also, my pastor mentioned your orphanage in his sermon yesterday during services, and urged everyone to donate generously. I couldn't believe the out poring of support we received! Many members of the conjugation came to me afterwards and said they wish to donate as well! It is going to take me a few days to total up all the money they have pledged, but I think it is over $120,000.00 dollars. I think it makes more sense to wait to total all of the money together before I send it to you through a bank transfer, what do you think?

That should get him excited. Twisted Evil

Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2016 4:25 pm

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personnement

This sounds strangely similar to the language used by a certain Indian character in the Turd saga bait. But, no matter how he came up with it, it's great when a lad provides his own de-education terms. Laughing

Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2016 9:10 pm

^ This lad appears to be translating all of our correspondence to and from French using an online translator. He probably meant "personally", but it didn't translate correctly.

I wonder if this makes him harder to de-educate, because the automatic translation will reveal that some of the words in my responses are gibberish or being used incorrectly. But even despite that, he is picking up some of my de-education, as evidenced by the fact that he is now referring to his orphanage as a "tax delectable" charity. Very Happy

Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2016 11:20 pm

^ At the very least, it'll make your emails harder to understand. Confusion is never a bad thing.

Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2016 2:41 am

The lad tries to add some urgency to Roger sending the donation money:

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We would first like to thank you at the same time how soon could we get the money because you know and follow the international media saw what is past say the terrorist attack by jihadists of AQIM we on this day Wednesday flow of people, children, women and others who have suffered this past Sunday because this deadly attack for which we are in urgent need of money to help all these people on the medical side, psychologically, food, bought clothes for what does not and so on.
So we believe it is obvious and sociel to share things because since the beginning of our conversations and various other you we have really challenged the moral instead but that just this past he's really urgent need for this fund so we will send you by email all our legal documents and all the information for the bank transfer including all documents confirming the authenticity of our existence here on site in Ivory Coast.
NB: Can you give us your direct phone number and address including fax number?
THE DIRECTION

But instead only succeeds in confusing Roger completely:

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I am very confused by your email. What is all this talk of terrorists? I thought you were an orphanage? This money isn't going to terrorists, is it? What is AQIM? Is that the name of your orphanage?

Please, I need to make sure that we are donating this money to disparate orphans who deserve it, not to dirty terrorists. I collated all the money that my fallow Church perish conjugation members donated, and it totals $173,081.00 dollars. It would be horrible if you turned out to be wicked people and we were sending money to people who hate our way of life and our freedoms.

Please get back to me as soon as you can, because I am very disturbed by the thought that you might be terrorists. I can't in good conscious keep dealing with you if your terrorists.

I'm continuing to raise the amount that the lad thinks he can make from Roger. And every time he brings up random unnecessary details, I punish him for it by having Roger go off on a tangent and ask ridiculous questions.

Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2016 8:26 pm

I just told the good Bishop that my character is traveling to Mali this weekend with plans to then drive south (with a truck load of goods and money) to Bouake and then on to Abidjan.
I haven't figure out exactly what yet but I'm pretty sure something will come up along the way preventing my character from making it all the way to Abidjan.
I'm now on a mission to get this lazy lad to get off his lazy arse and do some traveling...

Posted: Fri Mar 18, 2016 11:41 pm

All I get out of him is whining for $2500 by money gram or the same bank account over and over.

Posted: Sat Mar 19, 2016 5:17 pm

@Fryer, you know how tricky border crossings can be...

Posted: Sun Mar 20, 2016 7:05 pm

Thursten3rd wrote:

@Fryer, you know how tricky border crossings can be...

Yep, I've already tried to get him to make a relatively short trip to the border with Ghana to pick up a package from our favorite shipping company (without success). I'm thinking that starting him north in his own country might have more success. I've got a couple of weeks to put it all together.

Keeping an eye on everyone else here who are keeping him busy in the mean time...

Posted: Wed Mar 23, 2016 4:09 am

The lad assures Roger that he is not a terrorist:

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Know that we are not terrorists and to this the fact of terrorist treat us to really do harm children here as soon as they learned then we would like you to know that we are an NGO that helps women and children beaten, traumatized, sick and others.
So please to apologize to children please !!!
Regarding financial gift you have collected during the gala, art is now possible to send you our bank details for you to make the transfer?

Roger asks the lad what the theme for the charity ball should be:

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I am glad to hear that you are not terrorists, that makes me feel much better about helping you. I cannot believe what those wicked people do.

I met with the Church fundraising committee a few days ago, and we came up with some ideas for the charity ball. What do you think should be the theme of the ball? The choices we came up with are Venus in Furs, Last Tango in Paris, and The Story of O. (All incredibly inappropriate themes for a religious fundraiser.) Which would you prefer? I am sure they would all be very classy and raise a lot of money, but we wanted to leave the choice to you.

I am also trying to clear the donations I collected for you with the tax authorities. My tax bartender is working with the Church counsel to finger out the best way to donate the money so we can maximize our right off for all of the Church members. We may have to register you as an official Church charity, but that shouldn't be a problem (It will just require a bunch of forms). I'm hoping we can get the money to you soon, then raise some more with the charity ball. I am very exited that we will be able to do a lot of good for those poor children!

Let's hope the lad doesn't Google. Very Happy