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Snothead
419Eater is my life
Joined: 12 Dec 2015
Posts: 392
Location: Having no tea on the Heart of Gold
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Tue Jan 05, 2016 4:56 am |
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ROFLMAO! Toe rag! What an under used and perfectly British insult. Tosser and wanker pale in comparison.
Yes, I admit to being an American anglophile, not quite a Royalist but I do drink my morning coffee out of a Warrington Wolves mug. |
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 <-- I will name him George and I will hold him and pet him and squeeze him....
<-- George II - XXIII
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you are not qualified. you are just a stupid more than f**king foolish fake pastor
Thank you, you f**king lie bitch and your collaborating f**king scamming idiot.
i have already contacted a real and obidient partner not a fake foolish idiot like you
you are a big liar liaring with the name of God and you will receive punishment from God almighty that is what I promise
Nigerian Pigs, you all are known for your stupidity online, you are really stupid mumu idiot . Middle Finger , you will not see even 1 Naira idiot
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mugu_eater
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 30 Aug 2009
Posts: 718
Location: Thailand
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Tue Jan 05, 2016 5:53 am |
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Another safari...You guy's are amazing.  |
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NOW I KNOW YOU ARE THE MOST STUPID ANIMAL THAT EVER EXIST ON EARTH. FB
ANYWAY THERES NO REASON TO WASTE MY PRECIOUS TIME WITH HE GOAT LIKE YOU..I KNOW ANIMAL LIKE YOU WOULD NOT KNOW SIMPLE COURTESY OF APOLOGY FOR WASTING A TIME OF A RESPONSIBLE BUSINESSMAN LIKE ME.
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WeepingWolf24
Master Baiter
Joined: 29 Oct 2014
Posts: 161
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Tue Jan 05, 2016 5:57 am |
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vonpaso xlura
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Apr 2011
Posts: 13781
Location: Bertcad, Lojbanistan
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Tue Jan 05, 2016 6:05 am |
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You should have sent him a little bit farther north, since you've been safariing Allada day! 
ETA: I wrote that before listening to the refiner in Allada try to get Opoku to come. |
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you are a fake people so do not ever write to me again.
Am mad at you right now ... Am tired of your questions ... Am sick and tire you and your bank
Nigerian pig . go swallow a grenade idiot. Boko Haram will solve your problem idiot .
you are big fool by send a fake payment information and never you contact me again asshole .
your passgae bearing your ATM CATD ... Ant Terrorist Certificate ... legal verterbrate ... expartiate your meaning ... gets to your dwaignted address ... successful ofghw transfer |
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The Scaminator
Master Baiter
Joined: 12 May 2014
Posts: 229
Location: The US & A
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Tue Jan 05, 2016 8:18 am |
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Words can't describe the pure awesomeness of this bait. TM & Mr. B knocked it out of the park. Again. 5 Star baiting at its finest! |
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"You think you smart but you just the most dull person i have seen in my entire life and i swear down you annoy the shit outta me" - <b>Mr. Dawson</b>
"What do you fuck do you mean you wanna fuck my wife? Have some fucking respect for God sake" - <b>Thomas B.</b>
"You are just an ass full of fools" - <b>Andrew Azazi</b>
"i will have your big loosed pussy and ass hole shot by some gangsters in where ever you are" - <b>Solomon Simpson</b> |
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Rowan
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Feb 2013
Posts: 1346
Location: In the back room, being naughty
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Tue Jan 05, 2016 10:00 am |
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So, either of you on fire yet? |
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A.Z. 2013-2015
"If You can't figure out the scanner find someone smart to do it ok?"
"KISS YOUR INHERITANCE GOOD BYT DUMP ASS"
"its [wo]men like you who truly ruin my days."
"Do you realize that you have pushed me to tears?"
"I pray you die of horrible disease in Jesus name for wasting my time. The is serious business." |
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Doctor Seviche
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 28 Oct 2011
Posts: 800
Location: A Hospital on Guerrero Street
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Tue Jan 05, 2016 4:47 pm |
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How many times can we say how amazing your safaris are?
Not enough!
Congrats again! |
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Don't jock with the man of God - Archbishop Desmond Tutu
i don't think i will ever come in contact with bastard bad luck stupid and idiot poor foolish man like you,that wasted my time for no reasons!!!!!!! - Father Augustine, United Nations Bishop
...are you goatfucking or did you honest fool you eyes? - Father Augustine, United Nations Bishop after a very long day driving around Accra. |
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modokmind
Elite Baiter
Joined: 25 Oct 2011
Posts: 1033
Location: Advanced Idea Mechanics Headquarters
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Tue Jan 05, 2016 5:16 pm |
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TM & Britannicus...my wife has a bone to pick with you. The way you say the "Allada" is so addicting that I was saying it during our workout to help me lift weights and breathe. Suffice to say it annoyed her and I had to throw both of you under the bus so she wouldn't be mad at me. 
In any event, this was amazing. I have to ask, what would have been your plan if they would have made the trip to Allada? |
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Ser Davos
Elite Baiter
Joined: 06 Oct 2014
Posts: 1354
Location: Westeros
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Wed Jan 06, 2016 2:16 am |
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His friend actually seemed reasonable. I bet that was an awkward bus ride home. |
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Prosper: Lagos>Bamako>Timbuktu with the Onion smugglers, TLH, and Jojobean
Isn't being a nerd all about being passionate about something that's inconsequential? |
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Mr. Labowski
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Sep 2013
Posts: 2205
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Wed Jan 06, 2016 2:52 am |
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I think the ride home is the funniest part of any safari! Just thinking of how pissed off the lads are and how much money they have wasted... then they get home and tell all of their friends and family about all the bulls**t they just endured. |
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Ghana > Bouake Accra > Abidjan > Divo 14-days <a href="https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=255631&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0">"I slept by de roadside!"</a> Bamako > Abidjan > Bouake Lagos > Lome Birmingham > Looe Cambridge > Looe
 Accra > Bouake > Korhogo (Eric & Franklin) 56-days <a href="https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=272042&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0">"Uzumbo and his gang will kill us here!"</a> Accra > Abuja
Accra > Abuja > Jos > Bauchi > Gombe > Biu > Maiduguri (Eric & Franklin) 40-days
Lagos > Yaounde (Team Humphere) Abuja > Niamey (Archie) "You are circuit of psychological derail bastards"
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TheScamHater
Elite Baiter
Joined: 10 Dec 2015
Posts: 1138
Location: In your closet
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Wed Jan 06, 2016 4:15 am |
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Another great safari TM! I love hearing the suffering of the scammers |
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"I JUST WANT TO USE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO TELL YOU THAT I MYSELF WILL TAKE YOUR MONEY WITHOUT ANY QUESTION FROM ANY OFFICE IN THE WORLD" Martial Emile
"na God go punish ur hustle guy for wasting my time" Sir John Anthony
"After all the stress, look at what you are saying,thanks for wasting my precious time and if you care to know your deposit would have made my Hospital upgraded now you have brought shame and disgrace to me. Thanks a lot for the disappointment, God bless and reward you to what you done to me" Dr Salami |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17379
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Wed Jan 06, 2016 9:32 am |
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"I don't know you" and "I don't know you, you don't know me" were the Lads' catch phrases.
Why did the Lads pike out when they had gone so far already? I guess we'll never know. |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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MANKIND
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 12 Feb 2014
Posts: 213
Location: The Story of All of Us
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Thu Jan 07, 2016 2:49 am |
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Nothing better than coming back after a long hiatus and seeing THREE safaris from TM! It brings such a smile to my face. It makes me realize how much I miss this and participating in baiting. |
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Moses: Lagos - Lokoja
Lagos - SH Abuja
Lagos - Accra, Ghana:
"I hope you did not reveal our deal to the Hotel manager???
driver who supposed to pick ask feeshey question"
"when i tell my tale of traveling on pointless journeys and waste so much
so much money and time i think to myself i am explorer of Africa! but these are difficult
and painful journeys you must understand."
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The Scaminator
Master Baiter
Joined: 12 May 2014
Posts: 229
Location: The US & A
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Thu Jan 07, 2016 7:09 am |
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"I don't know you" and "I don't know you, you don't know me" were the Lads' catch phrases.
Why did the Lads pike out when they had gone so far already? I guess we'll never know. |
I scratched my head on that one as well. Lad logic at its finest! |
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"You think you smart but you just the most dull person i have seen in my entire life and i swear down you annoy the shit outta me" - <b>Mr. Dawson</b>
"What do you fuck do you mean you wanna fuck my wife? Have some fucking respect for God sake" - <b>Thomas B.</b>
"You are just an ass full of fools" - <b>Andrew Azazi</b>
"i will have your big loosed pussy and ass hole shot by some gangsters in where ever you are" - <b>Solomon Simpson</b> |
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Frost
Elite Baiter
Joined: 05 Jun 2014
Posts: 1127
Location: Near a three headed monkey!
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Thu Jan 07, 2016 1:42 pm |
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Simply amazing. Brilliant!
TM, these safaris of yours are like a free delicious meal in front of a poor hungry man. One can't wait to start consuming it and feel relaxed, joyful, happy and satisfied after.
Babangoh's voice is a cherry on top!
I'm eagerly waiting on the next one. |
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Kenny Patrick: "YOU ARE INDEED A PSYCHO-PANT !!!" |
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The Monsignor
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Joined: 08 Nov 2006
Posts: 3219
Location: St Michael's Chapel
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Thu Jan 07, 2016 4:16 pm |
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Frost
Elite Baiter
Joined: 05 Jun 2014
Posts: 1127
Location: Near a three headed monkey!
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Thu Jan 07, 2016 5:39 pm |
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He is just a bit upset or he doesn't know how to do business. Wondering why would somebody selling gold refused to make a deal and earn money?!? Has he run out of gold and he is too ashamed to confess it?! |
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A Skinner
Texas Lad-Saw Massacre
Joined: 16 Nov 2003
Posts: 3733
Location: Texas, USA
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Thu Jan 07, 2016 9:52 pm |
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None of them seem to be able to take a joke. |
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SINCE YOU MADE ME TO GIVE MY CAR AWAY AND ALL THE DISAPOINTMENTS YOU GAVE TO ME,WHICH MADE ME TO STOP CONTACTING YOU. PLEASE DO NOT INVOLVE ME WITH ANYTHING YOU ARE DOING WITH ANYBODY, PLEASE DONT INVOLVE ME.I DONT WANT ANYTHING THAT WILL JEOPARDIZE MY IMAGE IN THIS COUNTRY.I AM A HUMANITARIAN LAWYER.
infact am getting tired with all this speculation in this transaction, honestly if i had known that this is the kind of person you are i would not have contacted for an assistance
Urgent??? Impotent massage
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dabop
Not quite a Newb
Joined: 20 Nov 2012
Posts: 68
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Fri Jan 08, 2016 1:55 pm |
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TM
I wrote that you are on a weird course....
january 1st: safari (ghana-chad).
january 3rd: safari in england.
please, follow that pattern, the next safari was supposed to happen on january 5th. not 4th !!! 
that disturbs all my calculations...
congratulation to your 3rd safari this yead |
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3 months with 5 different baits- and nothing...
and TM gets 3 safaris before the first week of the month???
`wah- it's not fair......'
I demand a recount!!!
(Congrads- there wont be a single lad willing to travel left before- oh - about March i reckon...) |
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rackingguy
419Eater is my life
Joined: 07 Oct 2008
Posts: 262
Location: Parts Unknown, just like the Missing Link
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Fri Jan 08, 2016 6:16 pm |
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Um, no. We all know what happened! |
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"May i bring to your notice for the very last time that i will not in any way tolerate your bullshits with impostors you are dealing with From Nigeria." |
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Rowan
Elite Baiter
Joined: 15 Feb 2013
Posts: 1346
Location: In the back room, being naughty
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Sat Jan 09, 2016 9:21 pm |
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| None of them seem to be able to take a joke. |
What is up with that? It's just a harmless little prank. |
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x 134 known, lost count since then -- thanks to Dharma for this one.
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"If You can't figure out the scanner find someone smart to do it ok?"
"KISS YOUR INHERITANCE GOOD BYT DUMP ASS"
"its [wo]men like you who truly ruin my days."
"Do you realize that you have pushed me to tears?"
"I pray you die of horrible disease in Jesus name for wasting my time. The is serious business." |
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