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Elite Baiter Joined: 28 Mar 2015 Posts: 1916

^^Hey, catchy tune, eh? Lol

More than high time that Darla said cheerio to this tedious lad. Laughing

Posted: Wed Oct 28, 2015 1:47 am

^Sadly Darla still chats with him here and there.

He actually did kinda sorta fill out some of the Hitlanta Application form but then demand Money (which I graciously said yes to of course) before sending the rest.

Then today he started again:

Quote:

Asshat: For long time
Darla: WTF are you yammering about?
Asshat: You don't have time for me
Asshat: Now u are sending it
Darla: Well it is like you've been around much have you?
Asshat: I need to ask you something
Darla: ok
Asshat: What I send it to it correct
Asshat: All is good
Asshat: What i send it to you
Asshat: On my phone
Darla: You didn't send it all and Hitlanta doesn't accept incomplete applications and since you are a total Fucktard that really doesn’t help matters.
Asshat: mmmmm
Asshat: How
Asshat: Remain 2of them the pages
Asshat: Ans me
Darla: Send the entire application to my email or quit wasting my time. That work as an answer Fuck Head?
Asshat: What about if I send it is all that good or not what there looking for
Asshat: Becz am going to send it tomorrow
Asshat: That is the way you are
Asshat: I should not wast u time
Darla: Thats a good lad don't waste my time. Send it or don't send it as it makes no matter to me anymore but quit sniveling like a little Bitch.
Asshat: What are you trying ti tell me
Asshat: Darla
Darla: Hmm let me think about that...wait got it...QUIT BEING A BITCH AND WASTING MY TIME!
Asshat: I can see you have someone in your life
Asshat: Saaa mee gyemmmm
Darla: WTF does that mean?
Asshat: I don t no
Darla: So that makes two of us right?
Asshat: About what
Asshat: Look at the message u send it to me
Darla: Let's put it this way shall we? Unless you send the application in its entirety to my Fucking email then Fuck off.
Asshat: You a the make me loss hop in what I was doing
Asshat: Hell going with you
Darla: You and me and the Devil makes three…
Asshat: What devil
Asshat: So what u are doing to its good for u
Darla: I'll do what we agreed upon.
Asshat: Let me no about eventing that we are agreed on
Asshat: U have kind right
Darla: No I am done explaining anything to you because you will never get it nor will you ever stop asking me Fucktarded questions.
Asshat: Insult me
Asshat: All the time
Asshat: So if i join you that way you are going to do to me
Darla: Huh?
Asshat: Yes
AND THEN MY INTERNET WENT OUT
Asshat: Do u love me
Asshat: As u wish time ago
Asshat: Mmmm
Darla: Of course I love you Sweatie!

Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2015 12:52 am

Yeah I know I should give up but the Lad told on Darla; sending our chats to the Admin Ass and was threatening 'The Big Johnson' as well:

Quote:

[/color]Asshat: Yesterday you insult me why
Darla: Because you lie to me.
Asshat: Now you at work
Darla: yes
Asshat: Ok my love
Asshat: I was about to go and but light out
HOURS LATER
Darla: Yeah yeah whatever Darling. When you come on line I need to talk to you right away.
Asshat: Ok
Darla: I hear you were talking to Anita about me.
Asshat: Mmmm I told her what you did to me
Asshat: I did it
Asshat: It pain me
Darla: What the Fuck did I do to you and what the Hell are you blathering about?
Asshat: you insult me
Darla: So you are such a Small Boy that you tell my Boss? And threaten to tell Kate Johnson whoever the Fuck that is?
Asshat: Kate is my sis
Darla: What the Hell is she going to do to me report me to Revlon for not have a Cute sassy hairdo?
Asshat: Mmmm
Darla: Speak up for yourself!
Asshat: Why
Darla: What exactly were you trying to accomplish idiot?
Asshat: Say what ever you need to say my love
Darla: I've tried and tried and tried and tried to help you and this is the thanks I get?
Asshat: You not tried anything Wen I ask u something did do it
Darla: Name one thing Mr. Man bet you can't.
Asshat: I can what tell me
Asshat: And should I name
Darla: My love I have absofuckinglutely no idea what you are saying. Can you repeat it for the English speaking audience?
Asshat: I don no
Darla: So that makes two of us then?
Asshat: Mmmm
Asshat: U don t love me
Darla: Of course I loved you Sweatie but I'm trying to motivate you to become a supper star Raper and you just aren't getting it are you?
Asshat: Am not a taper plc am not
Darla: So you loi to me?
Asshat: Am not a raper
Darla: Then are you an actor or a stuntman?
Asshat: I did v art in school
Darla: Then draw a picture of yourself and let me see if I can give a professional opinion.
Asshat: Ok
Asshat: I use computer to draw
Darla: I'd rather pen and paper but let's see what you got Baby.
Asshat: My art work
A Couple ClipArt Images Sent
Darla: I quite like it but I asked you to do a picture of yourself.
Asshat: I sayde u use p c to draw now this days
Darla: I heard what you said Baby but did you listen to me?
Asshat: Tell me
Darla: Oh for Fuck Sakes: DRAW A PICTURE OF YOURSELF!
Asshat: Stop insult me ok
Darla: Start listen me ok
Asshat: Ok
Asshat: Are u at sleep
Darla: No
Asshat: Ok
Asshat: What show that you love me
Darla: huh?
Asshat: Tell me
Asshat: Anything show that u love me
Darla: Well that is an easy one I suppose since I must love you to put up with you right?
Asshat: Mmmm
Asshat: Can u send me money
Asshat: My love
Darla: Certainly just give me the Bank details.
Asshat: Ok
Asshat: I don t have bank acunt
Darla: What did you call me?
Asshat: My love
Darla: Get an account from a friend or something.
Asshat: What about west union
Darla: No
Asshat: I don't belive in friends
Darla: Too Bad, so Sad.
Asshat: Yes
Asshat: So now what are we going to do about it my love
Darla: We?
Asshat: Yes
Darla: Me? Nothing I suppose.
Asshat: You will not send it
Darla: Not without a Bank account Einswine.
Asshat: This is the first time send it
Darla: No
Asshat: I will try to get some tomorrow
Asshat: I have not eating tonight
Asshat: And can sleep too
Darla: Really? Well you should get something to eat because it will make you think clearer. I only had a steak and baked potato with a side of mushrooms and some chocolate cake.
Asshat: Anything on me
Asshat: I don't what well happened tomorrow
Darla: Well tomorrow you'll probably wake up but you might not that's what Auntie Mary says.
Asshat: Am not going tell her anything
Darla: Tell who what?
Asshat: Anita say what
Asshat: Let me ask u
Asshat: Have data before
Darla: Huh?
Asshat: You stlii live together
Asshat: Mmmm
Darla: Um you mean do I live with Anita?
Asshat: Yes
Darla: Why do you ask?
Asshat: Anything
Darla: ok
Asshat: How much well you send to me my love let me no
Darla: Same as we agreed on silly.
Asshat: Make feel happy today and will make you feel tomorrow
Asshat: On what
Darla: The amount.
Asshat: That is why I need to no
Asshat: The amount
BIG CREEPY EMOTICON
Darla: You mean you can't remember or weren't paying attention in the first place
Asshat: I forget remember me
Darla: Was it a $1,000 or $1,500? Choose wisely Grasshopper.
Asshat: I don't like big amount my love
Asshat: So that can used some the bye food tomorrow morning
Asshat: Ok
Darla: Ok
Asshat: my love
Asshat: If u love me send to west union
Asshat: Becz am going to anything for you in my life ok
Darla: no
Asshat: Why
Asshat: Becz I can go to my friend he should gave he's bank account to me
Asshat: All he will say no to that
Darla: ok
Asshat: Help me out ok
Asshat: Let me bee happy guy
Asshat: I can sleep for now
Darla: ok. Sweat Dreams and Ice Creams.
Asshat: Mmmmmmmmm
Asshat: I feel pain in tume
Darla: Same here. I ate too much chocolate cake.
Asshat: That is why i can sleep
Asshat: As for me anything
Asshat: Mmmmmmmmm
Asshat: Ans me
Darla: I need my bath now.
Asshat: Mmmm
Asshat: My love are going to send it
[color=darkred]Asshat: Can me your pic

Posted: Sat Oct 31, 2015 10:55 pm

The other day Asshat seemed suicidal and mentioned going to be with mummy but sadly that wasn't the case:

Quote:

asshat: I miss u
asshat: what are u doing now
Darla: Just watching TV
asshat: Do went me to came and join you
Darla: You want to watch TV with me?
asshat: Yes
asshat: And u love me as well
Darla: Well as long as I get to keep the remote control I suppose that will work.
asshat: Then help me out my love ok I need to join my end of November ok my love
Darla: ok
asshat: So what you went me to now for you
Darla: Oh I think you know.
asshat: About the application
Darla: Yup.
asshat: Yes I no about it ok
asshat: It all about money
asshat: That is why I need you to help me out ok
Darla: ok
asshat: I told you that send some small money to the scen
Darla: Yeah
asshat: Well you send me
asshat: Plc
Darla: yes
asshat: So Wen
Darla: As soon as I get the informations.
asshat: About what
Darla: Bank information
asshat: Ok
asshat: But I don't have bank account
Darla: So sad.
asshat: Can I send someone
Darla: Huh?
asshat: My friend
Darla: yes
asshat: But i don t belive he
Darla: ?
asshat: Can do it west union
asshat: for me
Darla: no
asshat: Why
Darla: because I said so
asshat: Wen
Darla: soon
asshat: Am not like them
Darla: meaning?
asshat: I don t have the acount to
Darla: sad
asshat: What do u went me to do
asshat: Now
Darla: Get account
asshat: Ok
asshat: What about my dade
Darla: Who dade?
asshat: Yes
Darla: ok
asshat: than tomorrow
Darla: ok
asshat: I well happy my love for that
Darla: yes
asshat: I miss u

You may notice how kind Darla was to the environment by not wasting precious Keyboard Fluid.

Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2015 12:06 am

So I haven't been posting much of the inane Banter that I've been going through with this er Asshat as it isn't really worth posting. Today, however, the Lad coughed up a third Bank account:

Quote:

Darla: Jerry cut the Bullshit
Asshat: What is that
Darla: It means prove yourself and quit wasting my time while playing with my g strings.
Asshat: What do you went me to do for u now
Darla: Never mind
Asshat: hi my love
Asshat: Mr. Mugu, Ghana
Darla: What is that?
Asshat: 8675309
Asshat:The acount number
Darla: ok
Asshat: Did u go to work today
Darla:yes. What is the bank name
Asshat: How was work
Darla: Busy Swift code?
Asshat: He forget to send me the bank name
Darla: I can’t send to that!
Asshat: Bank Name
Darla: Where is it located? Like city and country
Asshat: Ghana, down at the end of lonely street…U have it now
Darla: I think so yeah
Asshat: My love are u going to send it tomorrow

Asshat: All am doing I need you
Darla: Now are you going to send me the application?
Asshat: Well you
Darla:A deal is a deal
Asshat: Yes I no it
Asshat: If you can it tomorrow am also going to scan it and send it to you tomorrow
Darla: Once you send it to me I will go to the bank ok?
Asshat: You don t get me
Asshat: I have no money for the scen
Darla:A deal is a deal
Asshat: Plc
Darla: You won't send it so never mind
Asshat: I will do that but no money on me
Darla: then borrow some
Darla: You have loid to me many times now
Asshat: Form
Asshat: No
Asshat: About what
Asshat: Mmmm

This Lad has sent me several poorly photographed pages of the Hitlanta application but when I asked for the rest he wanted money up front. So I've been abusing him ever since; hoping he might actually come through but I doubt he will. Plus as I've seen, the application isn't exactly filled out and complete as per repeated instructions. Oh well we do know what his Favorite 90's Jam is:

8675309 - Jerry I got your (account) number…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axLRUszuu9I

Posted: Thu Nov 05, 2015 12:17 am

I'd post up conversations he's had with the Admin Ass, Anita, but they consist of constant requests to send money so he can apply for a job.

However, his "sister" has decided to explore her wild side and is flirting with the Ass.

That might also be my favorite question on the app!

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