I have an Orphanage Lad..The More the Merrier to Bait

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Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2014 12:25 am

I didn't get a response to my first poke of this lad. Would you mind sending me the email he is using now?

Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2014 9:06 am

abraham (dot) jeffrey@yahoo (dot) com

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Apr 2008 Posts: 1300

Lucky old orphanage - they've just got another patron. My little old rich lady has just written to him.

The lad must think it's Christmas with so much interest (oh, it is Christmas time isn't it).

Posted: Tue Dec 09, 2014 9:42 am

Excellent.... we'll soon have one baiter per orphan !!

I am not sure our lad is efficient enough to juggle all he is going to get interested in his Orphanage..... he is seeing bundles of money so I am sure he'll make mistakes..... good !

Not quite a Newb Joined: 28 Jul 2014 Posts: 70

The good Reverent must be very busy. I got the first scripted reply asked for some more information and dangling a potential huge payout in front of him, but he have gone quiet on me. Ahh well I'll wait a day or two and the poke him.

Hope you guys keep him bussy Twisted Evil

Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2014 9:29 am

I sent him a reminder.

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Please respond - I can't place your establishment on the list without details.

419Eater is my life Joined: 26 Jan 2014 Posts: 262

Father Abraham has sent me the names of his team as requested:

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MOSES ZULEMA = PRIEST
ABRAHAM JEFFRY = REVEREND FATHER
WALTER GIDEON = REVEREND FATHER
NKRUMAH KORI = METRO - WTF?
JAMES OBADIAS = CONSULTANCY MANAGER
CHARITY JOHN = SISTER
ANTONINA EMERA = SISTER
JONATHAN VITUS = SUPERVISOR
OGOSI TA RELA LOVETH = SISTER & (SECRETARY)
VINCENT DE PAUL = FOUNDER

I am hoping that the good father will agree to a photoshoot of his team like:

Or at least a singalong to a line or two of:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-w7jyVHocTk

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Sep 2013 Posts: 2205

Lazy lad finally gets back to me with some cut/paste bs...

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Hello i acknowledge the receipt of your last E-mail and i here by giving you a reminder base on your promise to the motherless and orphanage home Galatians 4: 3 – 6 , Even so we, when we were children, we were in bondage under the elements of the world. But when the fullness of the time had come, God sent forth His son, born of a woman, born under the law, To redeem those who were under the law, that we might receive the adoptions as sons. And because you are sons, God has sent forth the Spirit of his son into your hearts, crying out, Abba father.
Please kindly send anything from your heart through Western Union Money Transfer via E-mail & get back to us through E-mail with the secret code and question&answer.
God bless,
Yours Faithfully,
Rev.Abraham Jeffry.

Acknowledge the Smurfs, dammit!

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Hello Reverend!

It is so wonderful to hear from you again! How are the 2 Smurf children doing?

I was talking with some friends of mine here in my town and we were thinking about putting together a small care package for them. We don't have a lot, but we would like to make their Christmas special.

Would the children like Apple computers and iPods? I was thinking that would be a fun gift for them for Christmas. Please let me know how old the 2 Smurfs are so I can maybe know how to shop for them better.

I look forward to hearing from you my friend.

Regards, Dan

Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2014 10:31 pm

^ I got the same thing from the lad.

Roger replies asking how much he should send:

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How much would you like me to send? I have a surplussage of funds this holiday saison, so I can donate hover much you need. How much is appropriated?

I went heavy on the de-education. I'm hoping to get the lad off script quickly.

Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2014 12:48 pm

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Hello i acknowledge the receipt of your last E-mail and i here by giving you a reminder base on your promise to the motherless and orphanage home Galatians 4: 3 – 6 , Even so we, when we were children, we were in bondage under the elements of the world. But when the fullness of the time had come, God sent forth His son, born of a woman, born under the law, To redeem those who were under the law, that we might receive the adoptions as sons. And because you are sons, God has sent forth the Spirit of his son into your hearts, crying out, Abba father.
Please kindly send anything from your heart through Western Union Money Transfer via E-mail & get back to us through E-mail with the secret code and question&answer.
God bless,
Yours Faithfully,
Rev.Abraham Jeffry.

Now this is after replying to his last email on 05/12 and nothing since on this email address.
So... has he bitten off more than he can chew?? He seems very badly organised, especially as he was so grandiose in the beginning... all those poor children !!

didn't know they liked Swedish Pop though

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crying out, Abba father

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added@

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Hello My Honorable,
Thank for your concern and response to the Charity home,It was yesterday also that i gave you reminder over your promise with charity home,It is time for the orphans to call on their father&the motherless to call on their mother, Because He is the most high&powerful God.
I told you earlier about the website that we are looking forward to reach out all the way from Nigeria,Ghana down to South Africa before i will finally round up with website right now it is still under construction.
God will bless you and i will be grateful if you answer the Charity Home.
Yours Rev Father Abraham Jeffry.

Ooh... a website under construction...... that's what I like to hear....

Posted: Sun Dec 14, 2014 8:58 pm

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REV KUUL FORMERLY ONE OF US, BUT WAS DISMISSED DUE TO NONCHALANT ATTITUDE.

Now you know !!!

Not quite a Newb Joined: 28 Jul 2014 Posts: 70

Hmm - he's still not answering me, well you win some you loose some. Hope the rest of you keep him busy Razz

Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2014 1:51 pm

answered me from the original email. Will see, where it goes.

Elite Baiter Joined: 19 Apr 2008 Posts: 1300

Either this lad is very lazy or he is up to his ears in responding to his existing donors. I've poked him twice now, my latest had a casual reference to another orphanage I'd heard from and planned sending $1500 to. If the thought of being chopped by another orphanage doesn't prompt a response then the lad is a real loser.

Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2014 8:49 pm

^ I concur - my messages clearly implied that other Lads were in on the action and he didn't reply. It's his loss.

Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2014 10:56 pm

He's still going with me. Nothing particularly noteworthy yet, but I'll be sure to post once it gets interesting.

419Eater is my life Joined: 26 Jan 2014 Posts: 262

He's still active:

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Dear Father Jeffry,

TIME IS RUNNING OUT. I have supported charities in West Africa before so I know how difficult it can be to communicate but YOU MUST TRY HARDER. You MUST find a way of communicating via SKYPE. Sir Bob Geldorf himself is willing to support you but Bob will not call a Nigerian mobile number. You MUST sort this out or we cannot send you money.

With love,

Fr Kevin

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Thanks for your response, God will bless you as you have supported charities, you can call Richard in Florida on 9047489051, if there is anything you want to know and always give me a feed back on my email with you discussion with Richard.

God bless.
Rev.Father Abraham Jeffry

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Please tell me who is Richard is and why is he Florida? I hope Richard is not a gamboller as I disapprove of gambolling very much.

Not quite a Newb Joined: 28 Jul 2014 Posts: 70

I manage to get a reply - using a 'dirty trick' Twisted Evil

I send a mail saying that I had send a donation, but understood that a local tax needed to be paid. This mail was intended to a different charity, but by accident it ended up in his inbox

And with in a few hours I got a piggy (reported) - and a trophy in the form of a financial statement so I can see what the donation is used for Very Happy

I'm dangling a very large yearly donation from the group I represent in front of him.

Let's see what will happen next.

PS: Can I post the trophy in this tread or do we hide it behind a log in?

Not quite a Newb Joined: 28 Jul 2014 Posts: 70

This character is not the sharpest knife. With in 30 min I received 4 mails. Two who have the wrong name in it and one where he try to claim that he was the right receiver of my original mail and that he indeed got my first donation, off cause you did The last mail did have the correct name on it and he pleaded for me to donate to his charity as well - maybe I will
Very Happy

419Eater is my life Joined: 26 Jan 2014 Posts: 262

Father Abraham has given me more details about his man in Florida:

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hello we appreciate your swift response. in regards of your question about who Richard is, Richard is the personal assistant to the secretary and also the the financial controller of the the orphanage Charity home. he is based in the state.we believe in him.God bless.

yours faithfully,
Rev. father Abraham Jeffry.

Can't even think about Father Abraham without this song in my head:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdE7jFKaXPw

Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2014 6:12 pm

Small pictures.... but an insight into Kimmy One Stop

Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2014 11:22 pm

Is he still using the same email? I might want to support the orphanage. Think of the children!

Baiting Guru Joined: 19 Sep 2013 Posts: 2205

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Hello Honorable Dan,
How was the day over there.
Good with the smurf but one just recovered form ill-health Very Happy

,In terms of Xmas some of our donors are supporting,All we pray that God will see us through especially this season,
God bless you,
Rev.Father Abraham Jeffry.

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I am so sorry to hear that one of the Smurfs was sick! I hope he recovers.

I have been talking with my friends about your orphanage, and we would like to help. There are many Smurf immigrants in my town and we have always tried to look after them.

Are there any special types of toys that they would like to have? I'm not sure we can get them to you by Christmas or not but maybe in January we can get together and send a care package. Ask your two Smurfs what they would like.

Regards, Dan

Posted: Sat Dec 20, 2014 5:38 am

He kept asking if I had been to the bank...

so I told him I had a bad cold and wasn't well enough to go out !!!

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thanks for your swift reply. we await for your quick recovery. we will do our best to always pray you get well and better soonest. You also should always pray too.God Almighty shall surely answer us all.

yours faithfully,
Rev. father Abraham Jeffry.

Oh... he cares !!

Yes.. email is still the Ab raha m one ..... with those wonderful heartwarming pictures how can you not want to GIVE...... Rolling Eyes

Posted: Sat Dec 20, 2014 3:42 pm

I doubt if he would see how funny that first line is, but I had a good laugh.

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Hello my Honorable Mark,We acknowledge the last receipt of your E-mail.

What they would like, As your heart wish,What so ever that comes from your heart.
But for now they are in needy especially this season of Xmas,Give whatsoever that belongs to Julius Caesar and give God what belongs to God the Almighty.
God bless.
Yours Faithfully,
Rev.Father Abr*ham Jef*ry

*removed a couple letters from his name, to help keep him from googling.*

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