Scared Lad is back! Insults + Luv + Romance Quadrangle

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Posted: Fri Aug 01, 2014 10:54 pm

Enter Kimbra, the rich heiress friend of Lovely Assistant

Hello Lad,
I was given your name by a friend of mine. My name is Kimbra xxxx and I have recently inherited a sum of money. Neither my deceased father nor I have ever been a fan of stocks and he specifically asked me to find something else for investing. I really would like to try gold but I have to admit, I know nothing and really need some help. I also don't want to deal with the old guys around here who want to tell me to do things their way honey- I want something new, something bold, something real and tangible. Now also understand you will be dealing directly with me, as I have no husband but I'm a strong business woman with a good head for what makes sense. Please contact me so we can start the conversation if you are willing to deal with me.
I kindly thank you for your attention
Ms Kimbra xxxxx

Enter Lad:

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Dear Ms Kimbra,
Good to hear from you, kimbra to specific who gave you my contact, i want to inform you that you are at the right place, and is good you have not married, how old are you, and from where are you coming from, i am from Ghana and yes i deal in gold, i think before anything i will like to invite you to Ghana to see things yourself. my numer is xxxxxxx let me have your contact number as well. regards, Lad.

Ah, hooked for the moment. Let's see where we can go with this. A little SP charm via Kimbra can't hurt

Hello Lad,
You are very nice and responsive. I like that. I am a friend of Lovely Assistant . We went to school together and she has been a good friend through the passing of my parents. She told me I can trust you.
I love to travel and now of course have plenty of money to go anywhere I want. However, I have never traveled internationally and I don't know you well yet, so please forgive me if I want to understand more before committing to a trip in person. I also don't like to give out my phone number right away, so we will need to email at first. You will appreciate that I am discreet.
Lovely Assistant is the only one in my circle of friends that I can trust to guide me on this. We both are not the standard girls, although I'm sure you know she has some more radical ideas about life than me.
I would like to get to know you on a personal level first. You can educate me about gold and the market and then we can make plans from there. If I feel comfortable with you, it will be better for both of us. You will find me a good partner in business, Sir, if you don't mind my cautious nature. It will be to protect your best interests too.
I look forward to your assistance with this. I am quite excited to get started. I know the time difference may be an issue but we will find a way around it as we go along. I am in the Dallas, Texas area. Hot, lots of barbeque, cowboys, rodeos and rich people. Like me. Lol
Yours truly, Kimbra

Hmmm he starts to spill the details on Lovely Assistant and her evil cohorts

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Hello dear kimbra,
Thank you again for your good respond, i hope you are health wisely alright, first of all accept my sympathy for the passing away of your parent, it is a great tragedy that can happen to someone, and thank God also who give you the courage to endure it till now, it is not easy at all, i know what you pass through when my both parent pass away, though they passed differently but they are dead, i know the feeling, pls take the world the way it happen we can not fight God ok.
Yes Lovely Assistant is a good friend though we dont agree on certain issues but we are good together, as we progress i will give you more details ok.
My advice to you is do not let people know you have plenty money is not good for your security ok,
About your contact i am not too worried on that, but just to feel i am discussing with human being. As you have not travel internationally, it is simple, you make inquiry on what and what you need as regard to documents of health like immunization paper and so on,
My name is Lad, i schooled in the university of Ghana legon and i studied business adm, i have been into gold business since 12 years and i am doing fine, gold business involve a lot of risk if you meet the wrong people, so i appreciate your offer to work direct with you, with me i will make all things possible for you so that you will make a good investment in your life and not to make a mistake ok my dear. you will surely feel comfortable with me as we move further. Remain Blessed Kimbra and best regards, Yours Lad.

Hello Lad,
I am very impressed by the manner in which you write me. You really put me at ease and I am thankful for that. This is my first try at this type of investment and I really want to get things right and going well.
It is very sweet what you said about my parents. We were very close and I had a lot of therapy and help from Lovely Assistant to get better. God is my strength too, which I am sure you can appreciate. I am sorry that yours are gone too but I guess that gives us an understanding of each other that we wouldn't get from others. We know that life is precious and we must make the most of it every day while we can.
I need to know what you mean by papers to travel. Do I need something special to travel to you? I know a passport but I thought that was it. If you can instruct me where I need to go to find out, I will take care of it. I assume you are talking about Ghana, so I look for a website on the subject? Excuse my ignorance and I want to make things right.
I agree on not letting people know I have money. I am careful here, other than being generous sometimes in little ways, like buying my friends dinner or sponsoring a party or such. I have to watch helping Lovely Assistant, because she is tied up with that Mad Chemist and I don't want to have any of my money tied to terrorism. She scares me sometimes, though I love her dearly and want only the best for her.
Please let me know anything further I need to know at this point. I would like to know how this all works but I am fine with us taking things one step at a time. I will give you my cell phone number once we get further into this. Just remember I will be discreet on when and where I answer as I won't want to talk in general with this. I know you understand.
Thank you again for your kind words, your business help and now I can start feeling excited about this opportunity. I look forward to your next email and directions
Truly, Kimbra

A little sweetness really opens the floodgates on how he feels about the whole activity he has been drawn into:

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Hello dear Kimbra,
Good to hear from you again, i hope you are health wisely alright, thank you so much for appreciating my message, well, that is the best offer for life, just make God your best friend.
I like Lovely Assistant but the group she joined is my problem with her, i insulted Mad Chemist and he instructed his group Bok0 in Nigeria to come over Ghana and kill me, they did come to Ghana but the type of security they saw in Ghana make them not to try anything funny, if they try they will not go free as they do in Nigeria. Ghana is a police country, every one in ghana is CID so there is no way they would have succeeded in killing me, so i try to make Lovely Assisitant to understand the kind of group she is into but she will not listen.
So as she requested that she want to give one of her friend my email address to contact me, on gold matter, i said ok give her my contact if she is part of your group they want to send to kill me i will find out, so i am skeptical as i have not yet heard from you to know the honesty of your contact and need because i am believing it is Mad Chemist who is writing me in pretence as a woman, for he knows i deal in gold and he needed gold by all means either to kill me and take my gold or i will be part of their group in gold supplying, i refuse all this offer, i told him, i dont need to be a terrorist in other to supply you gold, that is where our problem started and now he is trying all methods on how to kill me and Lovely Assistant is there watching all this as my friend who need to safe me.
Another name for the documents i am telling you is health insurance certificate, in this certificate you will be given injection for immunization against malaria as this is the first time you are coming to Africa.
So gold business is really for millioniers, gold only appreciate it never depreciate, so if you have it as asset is a real asset, so i will appreciate if i can have your cell number in other to cool down tension i am building up. If it is the will of God that Lovely Assistant will be my close friend God will set her free from that group. that is my prayer for her.
Remain blessed,
Yours Lad.

He thinks Kimbra is Mad Chemist in disguise via email Laughing

Hi Lad,
I have to admit I am horrified at your story. I know that Lovely Assistant blindly looks at Mad Chemist as a person to admire and I fear fall in love with. I had no idea you had gone through all that and I find it really terrifying to see her mixed up in that and dragging you in. You must really be very scared and I am sorry you have not learned to trust me yet. But I do fully understand and will put your mind at ease. If you don't mind, I will give you my phone number tomorrow when I know you can actually call me and get ahold of me directly. I'm afraid my phone doesn't make international calls- I will have to change that if I am to call you as well as you calling me. You will see that I am really a female and who I say I am. I think you may tell I really have no malice at all in who I am.
Please do understand I want to invest in your gold, not steal or take it from you. I am not that type of person at all. I know you don't know me but I have no reason to be that type of person. Lovely Assistant had asked me if I wanted to join in with her and what she does and I have not wanted to. I must admit I like the fact that you and I can be a voice of reason to her and I am hoping you will do business with her, knowing that I now know you and we can both help her keep things honest. And keep you from being killed. OMG.
Lad, I will be working on getting my vaccinations and I have looked at the website for the Ghana embassy to see what I need to do to travel. I will need to gather some things so I can present myself the best and be safe with my travels. Is there anything special I need to know about weather or bugs or how to be respectful to the people of your country? It looks like I have to wait several weeks, which I think is good because you and I can develop a good rapport. Maybe in the meantime you can work your business with Lovely Asssitant so that will be done when you and I are ready.
I would like to know some about the quality of the gold you have for investment. I don't know exactly how the payment is structured. Do I come see it, we decide on a price? Do you tell me ahead of my visit? Do I bring money or checks or we go to a bank? I would like to have a vision of what this is going to be like so I can learn before I come. As you may tell, I like to make sure I am educated and that way I will not be a burden to you either in the process.
Please take care, my new dear business partner. If you email me I will send my phone number tomorrow so we can talk to each other. I hope you will like my voice. It is nothing special but I am not Mad Chemist or any of his hoodlums. That would never be me. Lol
Yours truly, Kimbra

Now some more stories and the pitch.

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Hello Dear Kimbra,
Thank you again for admitting my story with Lovely Assistant and Mad Chemist, Lovely Assistant any way told me that Mad Chemist was her lover before but now they have stoped, i admitted because i easily believe people, so since then we are only discussing about love and how to meet, i became afraid of her when she suggested we should meet at Maidugri in Nigeria where the militants are killing innocent people, i asked why, she said is safe and will be protected there, when Mad Chemist wanted to come and buy my gold, he wanted to sent these militant from Nigeria to come down with money and pay me and took the gold but Mad Chemist said i must not let any present of police or army or government officials i said no it is not possible there must be government officials to protect the business, he said no and i said no too.
Gold business is legal business, there is no way government officials will not be present, he get angry that is where the problem started, now we are not in good terms and i am not expecting to do business with him even if he gave me billions of dollars, i can not do business with him because he is a killer, so pls dont mind Lovely Assistant, she has no money and can not buy my gold. we are just talking love and have not seen each other before and now i am afraid to see her, i dont know what she is upto.
I saw you sound differently and against the type of act they are penetrating into human race, and you must come from a good family background, i can not promise you anything yet untill i am sure of who you are by talking to you on phone then i will be sure of whom i am dealing with,
The gold quality is 22+ carat, 93.5% as purity, and price for a kilo is $32.000 usd, let me know how many quantity of kilos you can start with, if the quantities is high you have a better discount, but if you are buying small quantity no discount.
The payment is negociable, Buyer takes care of shipement cost which is 7% of the total cost of the gold you are buying, i have no business with Lovely Assistant in regard of gold buying because those she has is from A Q, so if you are serious lets proceed immdiately, i can give you visa at ghana airport, all you need to do is to send your passport copy down to me i will help you process your entry visa and pick you up at our airport. we can be more than business partner i promise.
So the ball is on your feet if you play it well the sky will be your limit, Thank you and best regards,
yours Lad.

Dear Lad,
I have not been as available as I thought I would be today but my phone number is xxx-xxx-xxxx. I may be out this evening so don't give up hope if you don't reach me right away. Lovely Assistant said you often talk by Skype and that might be an option later on as well. I know you are anxious for me to come but I have some business to attend to first. I must get educated on the purity of the gold and the pricing, plus decide how much I want to invest. Please be patient with me, as I am feeling more comfortable with you as time goes on and I want that to continue. I can tell that you are an honest and caring man but you must know how many people have tried to take advantage of me since I inherited my fortune. I am sure you deal with some rich people also who are not the best types.
I am concerned over all that you have shared with me about Lovely Assistant and Mad Chemist. I do not like the killing work that has been happening and I truly understand your concern. I do know one thing and that is Lovely Assistant would never intentionally have anyone killed. She is misguided at times and I believe she doesn't know how bad Mad Chemist is. She always liked the bad boys, always liked to be a little bit of a rebel. But she truly has a good heart. If she asked you to come to her, I am sure she would do her best to protect you. However, I do believe her heart can never really be yours with all the stuff she is doing. A Q and Bok0 really scare me. She asked me to join her and I of course said no. I could never be a part of something that would hurt someone like you.
I would like to ask you this. Do I have to come to Ghana to do this transaction? Do you ever travel somewhere else to do this work? I have countries I have wanted to travel to and Ghana is not on the list I'm afraid. Lol. No disrespect, I was just hoping for someplace else. Maybe it could be a vacation or change of scenery for you as well. I am a good traveling companion and I would love to go someplace exotic. Forgive me if Ghana is that, as I have never heard it described that way. Lol
Take care my friend and I will look forward to our conversation.
Truly, Kimbra

Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2014 2:13 pm

Lad continues to be frightened. None of this phases the lovely assistant.

Knowing nothing of the content of his messages with K1mbra, se writes to him:

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Lad
Hi. How was your day? I have been on skype but did not see you. I'm on now if you want to chat. What do you have planned for your weekend? Hope all is well.
Lovely Assistant

Again he claims his skype is broken (third time and he's on his 4th identity):

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Lovely Assistant,

Hello dear, How are you doing today, yesterday i was very busy and was on skype very late in the night, incase you have message for me and i am not on net, send mail ok.
thank you dear and enjoy your day.

Lad

Lovely Assistant is having a lovely time learning about how to scout out targets for terrorist plots and...the best tea shops in London.

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Lad,

Hi. I am having a great day. How come you are not on skype? Is it broken again? You need to get a new computer. Seems like yours has a lot of problems. What did you do today? Did you think any more about our visit?

I did not do too much. In the morning I did a little work, but it was easy. Mostly just entering in information on the computer on what would be a good target and what wouldn't in Abuja. I never knew how much went into it. Like Abuja Stadium is good, but not right now because there are no events coming up. Besides that, I went to the movies with a girlfriend and then out to get some tea. I am really enjoying going out to the tea shops here and having an afternoon snack. I think I might be starting to like tea as much as coffee. What about you? Do you drink coffee or tea?

Lovely Assistant

Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2014 2:51 am

Today's interchange. RL kept me busy so the phone conversation is on hold but it didn't seem to keep Lad from responding to the Kimbra charm. Sorry Lovely Assistant! Wink

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Hello dear Kimbra,
How are you today, i hope you are health wisely alright, there are some changes in your altitude of writing me, yes you promise you will give me your number today, yes i have it, but you are unreachable i doubted why you are unreachable when the purpose of sending your number is for me to talk to you and hear your angelic voice, this has been disappointing but will keep on trying the number.
Yes sometime i am on skype, will give you my skype ID as soon you are ready,
No i am not in hurry for your coming, i am only in hurry to know if really i am dealing with someone who is not my suspects, this number testify it, but i am not sure yet till i hear your voice.
In a business like gold business, buyer always come to seller for a serious bargaining, if the buyer wants seller to come over, We have to know what quantity of gold he or she is buying and the buyer takes care of my expenses, like i have told you the carat and purity of ghana gold, so it is.
Now you are afraid of coming to Ghana, the same problem i have with Lovely Assistant reason is not known, Ghana is the most peaceful country in the sub region of west Africa where human right is respected so nothing to fear about Ghana, we have over 1000 visitors from America and from the rest of the world coming to ghana everyday, no killing no molestation of previlegde, everybody is doing his or her things according to the law of the land, our hospitality is number one in the world, you can ask from anywhere.
However everything is in your hands, you have to decide how much you want to invest in the golg business, i dont know your capital intensive, the cost of the Gold like i told you yesterday is $32000 usd, price are not steady it changes, Ghana gold is 22ct and 23ct is 97.3% as purity.
I dont play with my life, because it has no duplicate, if you lost your life is forever, people like Lovely Assistant can not be trusted as long as she is still in that group of Mad Chemist she called Mad Chemist her boss, unless God intervene in her case before she can get delivered.
My dear Thank God that you refuse to join, the group of killing, stealing and destruction.
waiting to hear your angelic voice.
Regards,
Yours Lad.

Hi Lad,
I really do hope that you call me back as I am very sorry I have not been able to put your mind at ease. It troubles me to cause you anxiety and we need to remedy that soon. I have many things going on, people who always want to see me, want to pull me. Sometimes it is a blessing to be around family and friends, as we can laugh and cry and be reminded of my parents. Other times it is hard and I need to be quiet for some time. I am sure you understand.
I am learning a little about gold online but must admit I am relying on you to be honest with me about the details. I would like to know for sure what guides the purity, as I would like better purity. Is that possible or do you only sell one purity? I'm also not sure I want to initially buy. I'm thinking something small like 5-6 kilos but man, I have to figure out how much that is because my metric ideas aren't quite as good. Lol. I also want to show that I have negotiated with you, so can you lower the price per kilo a little so I can tell people I was a fine negotiator and got the best price? Lol. I'm just trying my best to look like someone who is smart, asking questions making a good buy. Am I impressing you yet? Lol
Lad, I would never join anyone who makes it a mission to kill people. How does that make life worthwhile? I have many things I am passionate about but I would not kill someone over it. Lovely Assistant is just following Mad Chemist, thinking she has something important she is doing when she is so misguided. It hurts my heart. You are wise to avoid all the mess and I am thankful you are doing so. You are too fine a man to fall into that way with those people.
That said, do you mind if I tell you I get really excited when I see you sent me an email now? I especially like what you wrote about Ghana. It sounds wonderful. I do think I will do some research on Africa in general and see where I might like to travel there. I have always wanted to see more of the world, see animals I can only see here in zoos, etc. Sorry if that sounds silly but it's true.
Take care my dear friend and I will be ready to receive your call. My guess is your voice will be as nice and soothing and interesting as your emails.
Truly, Kimbra

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Hello dear Kimbra,
I can not miss my words by saying you are very human person who respects, i have no reason not to accept your apology, your apology is accepted and i will stil be trying until i finally reach you, i can say i have called you for 7 times and will continue until i reach you ok, Good things dont work fast it takes time ok.
I am about to sleep now but i have to tell you that price will not be a problem for us ok. i noted you want only 5 or 6 kilos, that will be a small money, which you can pocket, The cost will be around $200.000 usd including the paper words. The refineries proofs the purity of the gold, it can be better purity depends on the refinery. Thank you so much and may God keep you and guide you Amen. looking forard doing a great business with you.
Best regards,
Yours loving partner Lad.

Note the lovely sign off there

And yet a 3rd email for the day. Progress is being made

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Hello Dear Kimbra,
Nice of you again, but i missed all my calls to you but will continue to be trying until my call catch you. (Baiter phone not working- argggghh)
Never mind i am cool now, i think will be cooler when finally your angelic voice is heard, I Understand as a single girl as Lovely Assistant told me, she even advice me to help get you some good man, that you needs companion but i am equal to any situation ok.
You can not learn anything about gold because gold business is a practical issue unless you come arround i show you the praticality of gold, there are many fake dealers in gold business, that is why it demand carefulness and meeting a trusted pall as we are about to be. Your starting point is good, like 5 or 6 kilos is pretty good and my final price is $31.000 for a kilo, but next purchase will not be so. i hope you are excited about this, just want you to be happy. and make you a good negociator, haha.
Yes you are really impresssing me and keep it up. You are very decent and will never like to hurt a bird, by your words i do understand this. lets leave Lovely Assistant to what she believe in. i will try if she stil depend on Mad Chemist that is her problem, I told her i am ready to open a school for her to manage as her own here in ghana but no regards.
My dear Ghana, to be honest is the best in the sub region as regard to peace and hospitality 100%, you can ask any of the ghana embassy this is not joke, it is real, only we are poor country yes i cant disput that, we are not like America who have developed many years ago. come and take me to America a beg you so that we can trade on precious metal gold and diamond. if you come i will take you round the country to see everything you want to see to your pleasure.
Waiting to hear your angelic voice that will be a must.
Thank you and best regards,
Your loving partner,
Lad.

Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2014 3:18 am

Meanwhile, as Kimbra steals Lovely Assistant's man....

Lad does not like Lovely Assistant's new Skype profile pic... at all

[8/2/14, 4:18:22 PM] Lovely Assistant: hi
[8/2/14, 4:18:24 PM] Lovely Assistant: How are you?
[8/2/14, 4:21:37 PM] LAD: i am fine and you
[8/2/14, 4:23:46 PM] LAD: are you stil there
[8/2/14, 4:27:20 PM] LAD: what is the meaning of the sign on your profile
^
The sign/profile pic is the most girly, glittery, IslamicState flag you have ever seen.

[8/2/14, 4:27:49 PM] LAD: replace your picture pls
[8/2/14, 4:29:05 PM] Lovely Assistant: Why?
[8/2/14, 4:29:15 PM] Lovely Assistant: How are you tonight?
[8/2/14, 4:30:47 PM] LAD: i am doing great and you
[8/2/14, 4:31:17 PM] Lovely Assistant: I am doing really good.
[8/2/14, 4:31:59 PM] LAD: ok fine hy do you replace your picture with this
[8/2/14, 4:35:04 PM] Lovely Assistant: With what?
[8/2/14, 4:36:01 PM] LAD: the black sign
^
He’s not loving Lovely Assistant’s new zest for Al Qa3da

He is still bitching about the profile pic

[8/2/14, 4:38:05 PM] LAD: you are really displacing exposing what you are
[8/2/14, 4:38:07 PM] Lovely Assistant: I didn’t feel like having my photo up on Skype.
[8/2/14, 4:39:09 PM] LAD: ok once you put this sign never you put your picture there again
[8/2/14, 4:39:36 PM] Lovely Assistant: ?
[8/2/14, 4:41:32 PM] LAD: this is not question is just advice
[8/2/14, 4:41:51 PM] Lovely Assistant: I am just not sure what you mean.
[8/2/14, 4:42:06 PM] LAD: ok fine

[8/2/14, 4:42:07 PM] Lovely Assistant: I like changing my profile picture sometimes. You changed yours.
[8/2/14, 4:42:20 PM] Lovely Assistant: What does it matter?
[8/2/14, 4:42:44 PM] LAD: nothing at all you win

Come to Ghana baby...

[8/2/14, 4:43:47 PM] LAD: hon may i know your position on my desire point o meeting
[8/2/14, 4:44:17 PM] Lovely Assistant: But I don’t understand. Why are you concerned with my profile pic? Not trying to argue. Just confused.
[8/2/14, 4:45:28 PM] LAD: dont be confuse i am not just happy your picture is not there any more
[8/2/14, 4:48:35 PM] Lovely Assistant: Oh. Well that is sweet.
[8/2/14, 4:52:47 PM] LAD: really you mean that is sweet for you
[8/2/14, 4:53:03 PM] LAD: but not for me
[8/2/14, 4:53:19 PM] Lovely Assistant: It is sweet that you like my picture
[8/2/14, 4:53:48 PM] LAD: if is truely your picture
[8/2/14, 4:54:07 PM] LAD: yes i like it

[8/2/14, 4:56:09 PM] LAD: you just have to make me understand
[8/2/14, 4:57:16 PM] Lovely Assistant: Ok. What do you want to understand?
[8/2/14, 4:58:11 PM] LAD: the feeling i have for you if you have same
[8/2/14, 4:59:14 PM] Lovely Assistant: really?
[8/2/14, 4:59:55 PM] LAD: should that suppose to be an answer really?
[8/2/14, 5:00:14 PM] Lovely Assistant: I mean, are your feelings really the same?
[8/2/14, 5:00:22 PM] Lovely Assistant: You do not seem to like me very much lately.

[8/2/14, 5:02:09 PM] LAD: why and how,when you are suggesting i should meet you in Nigeria, when you know that place is not my counry
[8/2/14, 5:02:53 PM] LAD: but that has not remove anything from my love to you
[8/2/14, 5:37:29 PM] Lovely Assistant: sorry…. I had to talk to my girlfriend. are you still there?
[8/2/14, 5:45:16 PM] LAD: yes dear
[8/2/14, 5:45:26 PM] Lovely Assistant: Hi Smile

[8/2/14, 5:46:04 PM] LAD: Lovely Assistant i want to marry you and keep you arroung me
^
Sure...he wants to marry Lovely Assistant...meanwhile he's two-timing with K1mbra!

[8/2/14, 5:46:20 PM] LAD: you are too far from me
[8/2/14, 5:47:42 PM] Lovely Assistant: I know
[8/2/14, 5:47:57 PM] Lovely Assistant: but how come Ghana is the only country in the whole world where you will meet me?
[8/2/14, 5:50:18 PM] LAD: Is my country the next is your country where i can meet with your parent
[8/2/14, 5:50:47 PM] Lovely Assistant: My parents are in the USA
[8/2/14, 5:50:50 PM] LAD: apart from this 2 country any other one is ilegal
[8/2/14, 5:50:57 PM] Lovely Assistant: I can’t go to the USA
[8/2/14, 5:51:43 PM] LAD: You see and you can not come to Ghana too so what are we asting each other time
[8/2/14, 5:53:13 PM] Lovely Assistant: Sad

[8/2/14, 5:53:19 PM] Lovely Assistant: Why is Ghana the only country?
[8/2/14, 5:54:21 PM] Lovely Assistant: Tell me
[8/2/14, 5:56:39 PM] LAD: if i am only thinking about just friendship anywhere is ok but i have a better thing for you which demand you have to come to my country
[8/2/14, 5:57:04 PM] Lovely Assistant: But you don’t understand why I am afraid Sad

Lovely Assistant has good reason to be scared to travel to Ghana (besides, you know, the fact that the lad is there)

[8/2/14, 5:57:25 PM] Lovely Assistant: What if they find out I know where the girls are?
[8/2/14, 5:57:30 PM] Lovely Assistant: They would question me.
[8/2/14, 5:57:56 PM] LAD: who will question you
[8/2/14, 5:58:21 PM] LAD: for what reason,
[8/2/14, 5:58:28 PM] Lovely Assistant: I don’t know. I do not know how they find these things out.

[8/2/14, 5:58:35 PM] Lovely Assistant: Because I know they all want to know where the girls are.
[8/2/14, 5:59:03 PM] LAD: so are you the person holding them
^
Lovely Assistant is holding all of the girls right now.... they're heavy

[8/2/14, 5:59:45 PM] LAD: You know i cant hurt you or decive you
[8/2/14, 6:01:46 PM] LAD: if you like me come i will give you protection, Ghana is peaceful nation nothing like B0ko haram or any fraka going on in ghana, many americans are here with some europeans
[8/2/14, 6:01:52 PM] LAD: doing their things
[8/2/14, 6:02:44 PM] LAD: No harrassment
[8/2/14, 6:04:37 PM] Lovely Assistant: I know, I do think Ghana sounds like a nice country.

[8/2/14, 6:04:58 PM] Lovely Assistant: But I also know they think the situation with the women in Nigeria is serious and you told me they have police everywhere.
[8/2/14, 6:09:00 PM] Lovely Assistant: What do you think?
[8/2/14, 6:11:58 PM] LAD: The police they have everywhere is for criminals unless you are criminal police has nothing to do with you
[8/2/14, 6:12:26 PM] Lovely Assistant: You know they would think I am a criminal if they found out I know where the women are and I didn’t tell anyone.
[8/2/14, 6:12:34 PM] LAD: apart from that the is for your protection
[8/2/14, 6:14:05 PM] LAD: you make me laugh my dear, nobody has told the police that Lovely Assistant is responsible for the nigerian girls and your name is not as a wanted list
[8/2/14, 6:15:08 PM] LAD: for police to arrest you unless you know you are on a anted list
[8/2/14, 6:15:19 PM] LAD: then dont come
[8/2/14, 6:15:27 PM] Lovely Assistant: I am not responsible for them
[8/2/14, 6:15:34 PM] Lovely Assistant: I only know where they are. Big difference.

Posted: Sun Aug 03, 2014 9:19 pm

Lovely assistant calls lad and tells him and reels him back in for more....

https://soundcloud.com/themadchemist-911/lovely-assistant-v-419-3-al-qaeda

Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2014 1:49 am

Meanwhile, on the other side of the world, Kimbra's phone is acting up, which isn't making the Lad have that warm and fuzzy feeling about who is who

Quote:

Hello Dear Kimbra,
Ok, tks for your mail and i appreciate your kind words oh you are such a sweet lady, here in Africa or in my side of the world we do appreciate women and honor them, for without women no man, it is true words. You the Americans have your own culture and some of the women like it as well. so no problem about that women must be respected in my culture, my dear no matter how you are onces you are a woman you must be respected ok.
Honestly Kimbra you are stil giving me chance to think you are Lovely Assistant, in the world now communication is the cheapiest thing that everybody has his or her hand set at hand for a quick communication, in Africa even a street girl has a cell phone, so i stil dont understand why i can not reach you, if you can not call out, you can make a call in the communication center, as i have tried several time without sucess. i want you to call me now on xxxxxxxx. in any communication center in US, this will help cushion me to know you are real.
What we are talking about has reach the stage to started talking on phone, i feel communication is better than writing so pls call me today or you be on your phone for talk.
If i get a serious buyer that will take my expenses i will come to US and trade the gold business with the fellow no problem,
I think i can say i have found a sincere partner, we have to cement the relationship now and have confidence in you. i need as many buyer as you can reach.
I dont think Lovely Assistant knows what she really want in life, yes Mad Chemist told me that he is married with 2 kids twins and Lovely Assistant has never told me Mad Chemist"s wife has left him, she is only in hurry to meet Mad Chemist in Bahrain this week as she said, i know my relationship with Lovely Assistant is a waste, i am not a killer and she will like to meet a fellow killer. Now i have to declare to you today Kimbra that my heart is for you, pick it up and handle with care, am yours. If you want the 6 kilos i can ship it to you, you can only send the shipping cost and government tax which is 7%.
After you are through with this it will open way for more bigger ones ok my dear, let me have your take on this.
Thank you and best regards, yours Lad.

Hmmm best regards. No love, even though he says his heart is Kimbra's
Imagine how much good a little connected phone call can do

Quote:

Dear Kimbra,
Nice to hear your angelic voice in a brief, my fear and doubt has finish, but pls lets talk more. Yours Lad.

It definately improved his mood to have a nice call, although it was peppered with lots of talk about the $5 million bounty on Mad Chemist's head and how much Lovely Assistant has been a problem with getting Lad almost killed.

Kimbra keeps it sweet and protective and yeah, travel ready

Hi Lad,
I have been smiling since our phone call today. I am so glad my phone problems didn't make you continue to think I was fooling you. I will have to work on getting a new phone but i want to make sure what I choose supports where I want to travel.
You are so sweet in what you say about respecting women. It really melts my heart to know there are men out there who can truly care and respect a woman. You must know I have problems with that with my money. Men find out I have it and then think they can take advantage of me. You are not that type. How blessed I am about that.
Please I would prefer to come see you about the gold, even if it is only for the selfish purpose of having a reason to visit your beautiful part of the world. I really wouldn't want to worry about having it shipped here at this time- is that what you said you could do? I would be nervous about that. Oh and I forgot something. I read in a negotiations book that I should come back and ask for you to lower the price on the gold again. If I buy one more kilo, will you drop the price to $28 per kilo. You can moan and groan but still say yes to please me Smile

I would prefer to come see a sample and learn about it directly from you. I hope you know I would like to view Africa with you by my side. I would like that very much. I have to ask you to be honest with me, though. I hear some things from Lovely Assistant that indicate she is getting ready to move to be with Mad Chemist at his lab. Have you been romantically involved with her? Mad Chemist is a very jealous type- I fear for his wife leaving him. The reason I ask is I'm afraid once Lovely Assistant gets with Mad Chemist, she may say something and then you will have to watch being in Ghana and Mad Chemist trying to hurt you. We might have to arrange to meet somewhere else- you could use our meeting as a cover story to get you out of the country if needed. Please always remember I do not want anything to happen because Lovely Assistant is so twisted up, even though I have her to thank for meeting you. Just keep this in mind, dear man. Your safety is important to me.
I will be busy this week with some details on some charity work I do. I have various ones I support- board meetings, volunteering, etc. Just because I am rich doesn't mean I don't have a heart and a giving nature. You can see that in what I said about keeping you safe. And I mean it. I am usually always available in the evenings and I will see about setting up the best way to call you too.
Take care my good and wonderful partner. I look forward to all our endevours together
Yours, Kimbra

Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2014 12:17 am

Turns out Kimbra is truly a hussy!! Sorry Lovely Assistant but I'm snagging your man!

Quote:

Hello Dear Kimbra,
Good morning and how are you doing today, i am happy and now know that you are a woman of substance, what you say is what you are, i have no further doubt any more, immediately i finished talking to you yesterday Lovely Assistant called me and we talked more than 1 hour trying to impress me with the type of work she does with Mad Chemist, that she is not a killer that she want us to meet anywhere of my choice, i told her to forget about me, thank God i have not entered so deeply into the the relationship before all this revelation. Sweet heart i am having a strong feeling for you now, i draw my conclusion with the mails we have been exchanging for this 5 days and i am really thinking you are a wife material very humble and royal, i think i will also thank Lovely Assistant for connecting me to you, In every bad person there is a good thing behing her that she does.
I am being very honest to you my dear any drop of the price for the gold will be a disaster but because of you i will leave it to your desired price, i am not selling it any more because the price of gold is not $28.000 usd but just to make you happy and good negociator.
i will like that from now i will prefer we talk about us not any person again like Lovely Assistant or Mad Chemist, for me they can not kill me because i have a God who never fail, yes they may plan but they will fail. if i have the opportunity of grabbing them i will hand them over to the security officials.
I have no single doubt about you any more, because you are simple but mighty, do not let men fool you, always think straight and is good you are into charity organisation, keep it up ok sweety for blessed is the hands that giveth, always be a good giver but dont give foolishly.
I will say here i love you, will like to be a father and a mother to you and you the same to me, thank you and God bless you, sweet darling. best regards, yours Lad.

Ah love. But slow down buster. Kimbra has plans for you

Dearest Lad,
I am utterly overwhelmed by your email. I have not met anyone around me who sets me at ease like you. However, you must know i cannot return your feelings of love just yet. It is not you, it is me. I have been hurt many times before by rushing into a relationship. While I do trust you, I want to see if what we have can grow to the point where, by the time I travel to you, we will be fully ready for each other. I am blessed to see what you read about me and I see you already understand my heart. That is rare and I don't take your compliments lightly. I find you a warm and caring man, a man who understands the way to a woman's heart is not with ego but with carefulness and patience to teach and to make a way for both to join in a great partnership. That is very special to me.
I am also laughing because you have allowed me to negotiate with you and have given me the price i wanted. I will not do this if it harms you, dearest man, but if you say it is ok, then hooray! Lol
I have thanked Lovely Assistant already many times for introducing us and I agree- she needs to go find her destiny with Mad Chemist. I will admit to you that I will continue my contact with her, even if I don't agree with what she is doing, if nothing else than to make sure you are safe. I think she will forget you once she is with Mad Chemist but if he hears anything about you, there may still be trouble. I will pray that all stays well and my fear will not come to anything.
I would like to say one thing and I mean no offense. I don't want to be like your father or mother. I'm certain if we are to be together, I want to be your lover, your partner, the one of your dreams. I will want to give you things no father or mother gives their child, if you know what I mean. Lol.
I don't know when I will be available to travel. I am looking at my obligations at the moment and August is a busy month. You have to be honest if you will tire of me, waiting for me to put things in order so I can come see the gold and be with you. How do I view it? Do you have bars of it? I hope you have someplace very safe to store it, as your welfare is important, my partner.
I will look forward to hearing from you, dearest man. I will have to look into getting my phone set or still investigate Skype in the coming week. I have some business to do this weekend, so let's plan ahead for that as well. Please take care and know that you put a large smile on my face today. I hope i did the same for you.
Yours, Kimbra

Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2014 2:09 am

Not so fast Kimbra...

[8/4/14, 4:46:07 PM] Lovely Assistant: hi
[8/4/14, 4:48:16 PM] LAD: hello sweety glad to see you
[8/4/14, 4:53:45 PM] Lovely Assistant: hi
[8/4/14, 4:53:56 PM] Lovely Assistant: how are you?
[8/4/14, 4:54:43 PM] LAD: How are yo doing today
[8/4/14, 4:56:38 PM] Lovely Assistant: I am good.
[8/4/14, 4:56:40 PM] Lovely Assistant: you?
[8/4/14, 4:57:32 PM] LAD: i am fine today tks
[8/4/14, 4:57:43 PM] Lovely Assistant:
[8/4/14, 4:58:45 PM] LAD: (happy)

[8/4/14, 5:01:48 PM] Lovely Assistant: what did you do today?
[8/4/14, 5:03:52 PM] LAD: oh alot at least i cleared my table today on my pending replies of people demand og gold. <-- Confused

[8/4/14, 5:04:05 PM] Lovely Assistant: really? how is your business going?
[8/4/14, 5:04:26 PM] Lovely Assistant: did you send a note to Jesse? He did not mention anything
[8/4/14, 5:04:40 PM] LAD: it picking again
[8/4/14, 5:04:51 PM] Lovely Assistant: that is good
[8/4/14, 5:06:17 PM] LAD: yes, i am expecting buyer coming from germany and UK

[8/4/14, 5:08:03 PM] Lovely Assistant: Wow.
[8/4/14, 5:08:07 PM] Lovely Assistant: You are busy
[8/4/14, 5:08:13 PM] Lovely Assistant: I am busy too
[8/4/14, 5:10:44 PM] Lovely Assistant: work is going really good here
[8/4/14, 5:12:13 PM] Lovely Assistant: are you there?
[8/4/14, 5:13:55 PM] LAD: i have not done that yet i promise you i will send him mail dont worry, i am a man of my words
[8/4/14, 5:14:46 PM] Lovely Assistant: Guess what? I was given a promotion here at work today!
[8/4/14, 5:16:02 PM] Lovely Assistant: you there?
[8/4/14, 5:19:40 PM] LAD: ok yes i am here
[8/4/14, 5:20:06 PM] LAD: my computer is jumping words again
[8/4/14, 5:22:20 PM] Lovely Assistant: oh.
[8/4/14, 5:22:44 PM] Lovely Assistant: Did you see where I told you I am being promoted at work?
[8/4/14, 5:25:09 PM] LAD: what promotion
[8/4/14, 5:26:41 PM] Lovely Assistant: I am still Jesse’s assistant, however because things are so busy in Nigeria and Somalia, I will also be in charge of shipments to
[8/4/14, 5:26:48 PM] LAD: oh this computer is giving me trouble
[8/4/14, 5:28:47 PM] Lovely Assistant: ok. did you get my last note?
[8/4/14, 5:28:56 PM] LAD: shipment of what dear
[8/4/14, 5:29:30 PM] Lovely Assistant: Chemical agents, explosives, training materials, etc.
[8/4/14, 5:29:41 PM] Lovely Assistant: Bahrain is a weapons facility only.
[8/4/14, 5:30:22 PM] LAD: ok good from where to where
[8/4/14, 5:31:03 PM] Lovely Assistant: Our facilities to and AS locations
[8/4/14, 5:33:02 PM] Lovely Assistant: (happy)

[8/4/14, 5:33:18 PM] LAD: ok i am happy for you
[8/4/14, 5:33:28 PM] Lovely Assistant: Thanks (happy) I am excited.
[8/4/14, 5:36:04 PM] LAD: i am happy for you too
[8/4/14, 5:37:05 PM] Lovely Assistant: Thanks (happy)

[8/4/14, 5:46:22 PM] LAD: sorry i am talking to someone
[8/4/14, 5:46:37 PM] Lovely Assistant: oh
[8/4/14, 5:48:10 PM] LAD: ok when will you be leaving to Bahrain to assume your new post
[8/4/14, 5:48:58 PM] Lovely Assistant: In a week. But I can still come to see you after.
[8/4/14, 5:49:35 PM] LAD: ok
[8/4/14, 5:50:01 PM] LAD: You after you assume the office
[8/4/14, 5:51:01 PM] LAD: will you be coming to me after you go to Bahrain
[8/4/14, 5:51:17 PM] LAD: to assume the office
[8/4/14, 5:51:29 PM] LAD: let me know pls
[8/4/14, 5:51:33 PM] Lovely Assistant: yeah. is that ok?

[8/4/14, 5:53:42 PM] LAD: so when are you coming
[8/4/14, 5:54:23 PM] Lovely Assistant: When do you want me to?
[8/4/14, 5:55:05 PM] LAD: weekend is good
[8/4/14, 5:56:56 PM] Lovely Assistant: That would work for me too.
[8/4/14, 5:57:24 PM] Lovely Assistant: I will have to check the schedule at work though.
[8/4/14, 5:57:32 PM] Lovely Assistant: Do you care which weekend?
[8/4/14, 6:01:02 PM] LAD: This weekend will be fine or not
[8/4/14, 6:01:28 PM] Lovely Assistant: Can’t come this weekend. Too soon and I have to work out everything with my move. Wasn’t expecting to be moving so soon.
[8/4/14, 6:03:51 PM] LAD: ok when are you expected to come
[8/4/14, 6:06:41 PM] LAD: but you said you are expectd to be in bahrain in a week
[8/4/14, 6:09:48 PM] Lovely Assistant: yes. so i have to go after that. I can take some time off to visit
[8/4/14, 6:11:02 PM] LAD: i care any weekend of your choice

[8/4/14, 6:17:14 PM] Lovely Assistant: ok. What will we do when I visit?
[8/4/14, 6:18:00 PM] Lovely Assistant: What ideas do you have for things to do?
[8/4/14, 6:22:56 PM] LAD: i will wed you in the court
[8/4/14, 6:23:17 PM] LAD: then you become my wife how about that
[8/4/14, 6:23:52 PM] LAD: then you can go and do your work anywhere you wish
[8/4/14, 6:26:17 PM] LAD: Or knowing each other and after marriage <-- Shocked

[8/4/14, 6:27:22 PM] Lovely Assistant: You are so sweet. You would still want to marry me?
[8/4/14, 6:27:49 PM] LAD: if you wish
[8/4/14, 6:28:00 PM] Lovely Assistant: You would live with me in Bahrain?
[8/4/14, 6:28:28 PM] LAD: we will think about that later
[8/4/14, 6:29:22 PM] LAD: let just get married and we will plan where to live

Posted: Tue Aug 05, 2014 7:33 pm

Lovely Assistant may be pushing Lad away...

[8/5/14, 10:31:01 AM] LAD: Hello dear are you there
[8/5/14, 10:36:52 AM] Lovely Assistant: hi.
[8/5/14, 10:36:55 AM] Lovely Assistant: Yes. I am here
[8/5/14, 10:36:58 AM] Lovely Assistant: how was your day?
[8/5/14, 10:37:35 AM] LAD: i have a good day tks and you

Lovely Assistant asks questions when she learns Lad will be together with his family

[8/5/14, 10:38:25 AM] Lovely Assistant: My day was good. Lots going on at work, but after I met up with a friend and we had fun.
[8/5/14, 10:38:29 AM] Lovely Assistant: How is your work going?
[8/5/14, 10:40:03 AM] LAD: i am still expecting some some friends for a family reunion
[8/5/14, 10:40:21 AM] Lovely Assistant: How nice.
[8/5/14, 10:40:32 AM] Lovely Assistant: Where are you having the reunion?
[8/5/14, 10:40:57 AM] LAD: in a hotel here in accra
[8/5/14, 10:41:21 AM] LAD: so if they come i will leave
[8/5/14, 10:41:59 AM] LAD: or we may decide to have the reunion in my house

Nice…now where, exactly, is the location where your family will all be at once?

[8/5/14, 10:42:27 AM] Lovely Assistant: oh. how nice. But you do not know where you will have the reunion? Isn’t that confusing for everyone?
[8/5/14, 10:42:46 AM] Lovely Assistant: Which hotel is your family at? Is it one I should think about staying in when I visit?
[8/5/14, 10:43:20 AM] LAD: exactly
[8/5/14, 10:43:36 AM] Lovely Assistant: What hotel is it? Just curious.
[8/5/14, 10:44:03 AM] LAD: 3 star hotel in accra
[8/5/14, 10:44:11 AM] Lovely Assistant: How nice. Which one?
[8/5/14, 10:44:49 AM] LAD: Is good and a nice environment you will it
[8/5/14, 10:45:01 AM] Lovely Assistant: What is the name? I will look at their website.
[8/5/14, 10:45:26 AM] LAD: Do you know any hotel in Accra
[8/5/14, 10:46:19 AM] Lovely Assistant: No. that is why I am asking the name
[8/5/14, 10:46:30 AM] LAD: they dont have any wetsite
[8/5/14, 10:46:40 AM] Lovely Assistant: ok. What’s the name of it?
[8/5/14, 10:47:22 AM] LAD: The hotel is bearing my father,s name
[8/5/14, 10:47:35 AM] Lovely Assistant: Your father owns it?
[8/5/14, 10:47:49 AM] Lovely Assistant: Who is your father? What’s his name?

Lad has a famous grandfather

[8/5/14, 10:47:58 AM] Lovely Assistant: I don’t know anything about your family. I am curious.
[8/5/14, 10:48:38 AM] LAD: The former president of Ghana, Mr Kwame Nkuruma
[8/5/14, 10:48:48 AM] Lovely Assistant: That’s your dad??
[8/5/14, 10:49:10 AM] LAD: yes our grand father
[8/5/14, 10:49:12 AM] Lovely Assistant: So what’s your real name then?
[8/5/14, 10:49:56 AM] LAD: i choose my name LAD
[8/5/14, 10:50:26 AM] Lovely Assistant: How come?
[8/5/14, 10:50:52 AM] Lovely Assistant: So, the ex-president of Ghana will be at your family reunion?
[8/5/14, 10:51:11 AM] LAD: He is dead and i dont want to bear dead man's name
[8/5/14, 10:52:22 AM] Lovely Assistant: oh. I understand. What of your dad? Is he alive?
[8/5/14, 10:52:32 AM] Lovely Assistant: How many members of your family are coming to your house?
[8/5/14, 10:53:38 AM] LAD: my own father is dead and i have many sibling coming my house

[8/5/14, 10:57:16 AM] LAD: is the interview over
^
Not even close

[8/5/14, 10:57:42 AM] LAD: when are you coming
[8/5/14, 10:59:30 AM] Lovely Assistant: Are you there?

Lad talks to Lovely Assistant who wants to know more about this family gathering
(audio has buzz but passable)

https://soundcloud.com/themadchemist-911/thinlyveiledthreat

[8/5/14, 11:16:04 AM] Lovely Assistant: why did you hang up?
[8/5/14, 11:16:35 AM] LAD: i can not hear you good
[8/5/14, 11:16:43 AM] Lovely Assistant: let me try to call you
[8/5/14, 11:17:12 AM] Lovely Assistant: ok?
[8/5/14, 11:17:25 AM] LAD: can you write down here what kind of suppress you need to send to my brothers
^
You’ll see

[8/5/14, 11:17:51 AM] Lovely Assistant: ok.
[8/5/14, 11:18:05 AM] Lovely Assistant: In Ghana, for birthdays and special occasions do you ever give each other gifts?
[8/5/14, 11:18:30 AM] LAD: yes why not
[8/5/14, 11:18:32 AM] Lovely Assistant: ok
[8/5/14, 11:18:41 AM] LAD: so
[8/5/14, 11:18:47 AM] Lovely Assistant: and when you give someone a gift do you surprise them or tell them what it is before hand?
[8/5/14, 11:19:43 AM] LAD: yes i surprtse
[8/5/14, 11:19:45 AM] Lovely Assistant: ok
[8/5/14, 11:20:06 AM] Lovely Assistant: I want to send a surprise to you and your family when you are together
[8/5/14, 11:20:23 AM] LAD: ok great
[8/5/14, 11:20:27 AM] Lovely Assistant: Smile

[8/5/14, 11:20:36 AM] Lovely Assistant: where will you be?
[8/5/14, 11:20:53 AM] LAD: you mean today
[8/5/14, 11:20:57 AM] Lovely Assistant: no
[8/5/14, 11:21:18 AM] Lovely Assistant: where will you and your family be together on friday?
[8/5/14, 11:22:16 AM] LAD: we only have to be together today on friday no ay
[8/5/14, 11:22:23 AM] LAD: ay
[8/5/14, 11:22:25 AM] Lovely Assistant: ?

[8/5/14, 11:23:17 AM] LAD: every body has his own family
[8/5/14, 11:23:29 AM] Lovely Assistant: ok. but you are all getting together?
[8/5/14, 11:23:38 AM] LAD: and will be home on friday
[8/5/14, 11:23:58 AM] Lovely Assistant: with your entire family? You are having the reunion at your house?
[8/5/14, 11:24:29 AM] Lovely Assistant: Can I call you?
[8/5/14, 11:24:54 AM] LAD: call me on my phone
[8/5/14, 11:24:59 AM] Lovely Assistant: ok

They talk again (audio good this time). Toward end of call he goes off on a bit rant on B0ko Haram -fun listening.

https://soundcloud.com/themadchemist-911/ladrantbokoharam

Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2014 1:50 am

Gee, Kimbra's glad she's not invited to that party!
Here's today's installment of Operation Steal Lovely Assistant's 2 Timing No Good Gold Man

Quote:

My dear Kimbra,
This mail takes time because of the delay caused by my laptop, pls forgive me, for i know you will be waiting to hear from me since you sent your reply. Thank you so much for your good words, it is well packaged. i am very overwhelmed to hear such good words from your heart. yes relationship need time for a good planing no doubt about that and i will give all the time you may require, rushing into relationship brings mistake exactly, so pls dear take your time and have things planned well.
I dont want us to rush into it without proper planning and i believe you too have the same notion.
I like anyone beside me to be happy because this life has no duplicate, we comes to the world onces and as such we need to be happy, because happier people live longer than the people with worries, so i want you to be happy, for god's time is the best,
My dear my use of Father and mother is symbol of love for one another i dont mean harm ok i will love you and take care of you all the days of our live, i believe in equality, i dont care of colour and i dont believe in racism, let your past be forgotten and pls face the present, i come to you with heart full of love not pacial love with full love with God's support, like i said God's time is the best so lets see what the future holds for us.
Lovely Assistant give me a call today again promising to buy me a laptop and i phone, that she wants to visit me, i ask her not to worry about coming to me in a very polite manner, that i will not be available to welcome her, maybe she can go to Bahrain and meet with Mad Chemist then after i will invite her, i know by the time she meets with Mad Chemist all her confession will change and she will forget about me.
.About the gold, tomorrow i will send to you the picture of the gold on the daily newspaper for your perusal, the is in bars and i have a strong room where the gold are stored, anytime you are ready to come your gold will be made available ok my dear.
Take your time and stay in the atmosphere of joy and happiness and remain blessed, thank you my dear, best regards, Yours Lad

Quote:

Hello Sweet heart Kimbra,
Greetings from your darling Lad, Hope you are good and healthy today, the attached is the part of the site and gold pics for your perusal as i promised in my last night mail, i hope this will brighten your day and put in your mind that your darling is real and honest in my dealings, waiting to hear your reaction when you see the gold pics, maybe it will meet you while on bed, Good morning is waiting for you, talk to you later, best regards, yours Lad.

Kimbra is smitten. First she responds to the pictures (ka ching) and then the expressions of love

Hi my dearest Lad,
I am amazed by these pictures. Please explain the site picture to me. The gold bars are very impressive. I really like that. Not like the gold I"m used to in jewelry. Like chains and bracelets. Lol.
I am sorry it took so long to respond. I have had so much going on but I love coming home to your emails. They brighten my day. Amazing how you have done that to me in such a very short time. I thank you for that.
I will respond to your other email next.
Yours truly, Kimbra

Dearest Lad,
The kind of man I am looking for will treat me like an equal, a partner. I see that quality in you and I love what you wrote about how you view a woman for your life. I have had, like I told you, a hard time finding that quality in a man. I guess I am finding I have to go to Ghana to find what I am looking for. Lol. You are capturing my heart bit by bit and knocking down the walls that separate me from my true happiness potential.
I hope this does not harm us in our business dealings for the gold. I would like someday to tell the story of finding a great investment that turned into a great life long investment in love. I hope you don't think I am after your money or your gold to be what we call here a gold digger. I have plenty of money to take care of me well and anyone who is with me well for several lifetimes. I am not selfish. I would want to share a life with you, not keep you from what you do well. I would like to learn the gold trade with you, be an good advocate for your business. I think between you and me, we could do great things if you don't mind having an apprentice by your side. Lol. I find this way more interesting than anything else I have seen to do with my life.
I must ask- how do you view the nature of your relationship with Lovely Assistant? Is she helping you with a computer and iPhone because she is in that part of the world and can get you access to those things easily? I would like to think she still has goodness in her heart and that sounds like the Lovely Assistant I know who is generous and good hearted. Maybe she has not been totally tainted after all. I am exceedingly thankful to her for introducing you to me. I will never feel the same about Mad Chemist. I have no desire to see him. Ever. Although I also would not want to make him mad. i want to keep him away from both of us unless he would listen to reason from me. Maybe someday I will get a chance to do that.
My dearest friend, and heartfelt companion, when do you think a trip would be good? I want to see Ghana but I also want more. I have been looking at pictures of the Ivory Coast. Maybe because Lovely Assistant talked of that before foolishly deciding on Bharain. Is it as beautiful there as it looks? I want a nice tour of everything around you. How about Nigeria? Or should we stay clear because of the Boko people? I want to be safe wherever we go. I want you to hold my hand and lead me to see it all.
Please email me again when you can my dearest man. I long to read them, find the days too long without seeing them. You are amazing.
Truly yours, Kimbra

I will post the pictures once I figure out how to do it. Embarassed

Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2014 5:57 pm

Today's email exchange:

Quote:

Lad,

How are you today? I am ok. Work was really good. I am getting things ready for my move and I also look forward to taking a vacation, as we discussed. Also, you asked me yesterday to tell BH-Bud that you wish to kill him? I had to talk to him on the phone today about some operations we have going, so I let him know. He said you can contact him if you want. Right now I am enjoying chai tea and catching up on episodes of "Orange is the New Black". I'm on skype if you want to chat.

Lovely Assistant

Quote:

Lovely Assistant,

Ok tk you very much now i know who you are.

LAD

Quote:

LAD,

Hi. How are you? Are you having a good evening? My night is very nice. I am still watching episodes of Orange is the New Black. Have you ever seen it? It's really good. Regarding your note to me, What do you mean?

Lovely Assistant

Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2014 11:18 pm

Lad is not happy with Lovely Assistant for putting his life in danger (again)

[8/6/14, 3:53:36 PM] Lovely Assistant: How was your day?
[8/6/14, 3:54:43 PM] LAD: So you really want to see me kill by 1awa1

[8/6/14, 3:55:07 PM] Lovely Assistant: No. Yesterday you told me to tell 1awa1 that you want to kill him.
[8/6/14, 3:55:29 PM] LAD: though i am not afraid of him but they will exist no more very soon
[8/6/14, 3:55:49 PM] Lovely Assistant: I never said you were afraid of him.

[8/6/14, 3:56:11 PM] LAD: can you give me his telephone number
[8/6/14, 3:56:22 PM] Lovely Assistant: Sure. What are you going to tell him?
[8/6/14, 3:56:57 PM] LAD: the same thing you told him
[8/6/14, 3:57:08 PM] Lovely Assistant: You are calling to threaten to kill him?

[8/6/14, 3:57:23 PM] Lovely Assistant: Why do you want to kill him any way?
[8/6/14, 3:57:47 PM] LAD: he is doing a wrong job
[8/6/14, 3:58:00 PM] Lovely Assistant: How would you kill him?
[8/6/14, 3:58:36 PM] LAD: He will soon appear as a wanted person with the FBI

[8/6/14, 3:58:53 PM] Lovely Assistant: He is not American.
[8/6/14, 3:59:12 PM] LAD: it doesnt matter
[8/6/14, 3:59:16 PM] Lovely Assistant: It doesn’t?
[8/6/14, 3:59:37 PM] LAD: Americans are in nigeria working
[8/6/14, 3:59:44 PM] Lovely Assistant: That must be annoying.

[8/6/14, 4:01:02 PM] LAD: i was browing today in the internet i saw Chemist real picture among the list of wanted man with FBI
[8/6/14, 4:01:09 PM] Lovely Assistant: What??
^
Kimbra sent a mock-up I created in PS to look like an FBI terror wanted for Chemist

[8/6/14, 4:01:38 PM] LAD: if you like i can send it to you.
[8/6/14, 4:01:48 PM] Lovely Assistant: sure.
[8/6/14, 4:01:54 PM] Lovely Assistant: What does it say?
[8/6/14, 4:02:28 PM] LAD: he is a wanted man from FBI
[8/6/14, 4:02:48 PM] Lovely Assistant: That doesn’t surprise me a lot given the stuff he has worked on over the years I guess.

[8/6/14, 4:03:38 PM] LAD: Lovely Assistant you really blind folded
[8/6/14, 4:03:44 PM] Lovely Assistant: What do you mean?
[8/6/14, 4:04:24 PM] LAD: i mean you dont know what you are doing, you are blind folded by Chemist
[8/6/14, 4:04:35 PM] Lovely Assistant: I know what I am doing.
[8/6/14, 4:04:43 PM] LAD: and i am very sorry for you.
[8/6/14, 4:04:58 PM] Lovely Assistant: But I like my life
[8/6/14, 4:05:21 PM] LAD: you dont like your life at all
[8/6/14, 4:05:32 PM] Lovely Assistant: I do. My life is wonderful.

[8/6/14, 4:05:52 PM] LAD: think vey well my dear
[8/6/14, 4:06:24 PM] LAD: you have lost your sense of reasoning
[8/6/14, 4:06:56 PM] LAD: to be part of grueson murdera
[8/6/14, 4:07:06 PM] Lovely Assistant: A part of what?
[8/6/14, 4:07:18 PM] LAD: part of killer

Posted: Wed Aug 06, 2014 11:49 pm

Lad wants to save Lovely Assistant from “The most wanted man in the world”, our Chemist

[8/6/14, 4:28:55 PM] LAD: check your mail
[8/6/14, 4:29:06 PM] Lovely Assistant: ok.
[8/6/14, 4:30:41 PM] Lovely Assistant: Wow. He is on the “Most” Wanted?
[8/6/14, 4:32:17 PM] Lovely Assistant: I hope no one tries to turn him for all that money. Now I see why he is so careful when he travels!

[8/6/14, 4:33:06 PM] LAD: so you ant to tell me you dont know
[8/6/14, 4:33:41 PM] Lovely Assistant: I know why the USA is after him.
[8/6/14, 4:35:18 PM] LAD: why are they after him
[8/6/14, 4:35:53 PM] Lovely Assistant: Because he made chemicals and explosives for some really big attacks.
^
Duh!

[8/6/14, 4:36:25 PM] LAD: and do you call that
[8/6/14, 4:37:10 PM] LAD: listen i want to save you if you continue to talk the way you talk i will back you
[8/6/14, 4:37:42 PM] Lovely Assistant: I thought you like me?
[8/6/14, 4:38:17 PM] LAD: i like you that is why i want you to reason
^
Too late… Lovely Assistant is drunk on AQ Kool-Aid

[8/6/14, 4:38:57 PM] Lovely Assistant: But I think that we are doing the right thing here. We are at war. I never knew that before, but I understand it now.
[8/6/14, 4:39:33 PM] LAD: Good, i dont want you to be in trouble
[8/6/14, 4:39:45 PM] Lovely Assistant: You are so sweet to worry about me.

[8/6/14, 4:41:22 PM] LAD: before i will tell you what to do, you must try to disconnect yourself from being the assistant to the most wanted man in the world

[8/6/14, 4:41:56 PM] LAD: his arrest is getting close
[8/6/14, 4:41:58 PM] Lovely Assistant: But I am learning so much from him.
[8/6/14, 4:42:26 PM] LAD: ok go ahead to learn from him

Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2014 2:39 am

Poor Lovely Assistant. She doesn't have Sexiest Man Alive. She has Wanted Dead or Alive.
In the meantime, Lad just keeps calling and pulling on Kimbra's heartstrings.

Quote:

My sweet honey again,
Thank you so much and i hope you are health wisely alright, in any relationship either business or marriage affair i dont joke with feelings, feelings must be respected, so my dear stop looking for soul mate you have one already i promise and believe in equal right and freedom of association both man and woman, a woman like you who has pass through a lot of things demand this kind of relation, this is how i am and will never change your money can not change me and my money can not change you too.
Not that i am knocking down the wall that separate your joy potential but to incalgate the spirit of joy and happiness in you which is the essentials of life. The love for one another has no any effect to our business.
Hahahaha you are very funny what story are you going to tell anything can happen in any form. Ghana is inviting you to come and i am hoping you have you in my arms. If you are after my money that is your right, who will you be after his money another man NO? my money and your money is to be managed proper and make something out of it for self sufficiency. money answerate all thing.
My dear if you are part of me, what i do you will also do no problem about that, you will not be an aprentice with me everything will be made to you free and clear.
My dear i thank you for the information you give me about Mad Chemist, it will help further my fight against that murdera not because of Lovely Assistant but because of the evil he is doing in man kind. thank you once again. we are going to do the fight together because of Lovely Assistant, although i just like Lovely Assistant but no intimacy but i believe is Mad Chemist pushing her to get me, but she is a failure i can not begotten so cheap with laptop or i-phone, Lovely Assistant is using this because i told her my laptop is giving me problem likewise my phone. so sweety i keep on saying that the only good thing Lovely Assistant has done to me that i appreciate is linking me to you and i am satisfy with that though i have not seen you but i am not after beauty but character.
Sweet heart if you ask me when do i want you to come to Ghana i will answer now, but you just prepare yourslf and come down, make sure you put things in order before you leave USA. Nigeria will not be part of movement, i dont want anything to happen you, or do you know any of them apart of Mad Chemist?
Looking forward hearing a good respond, remain blessed sweety,
Yours Lad.

Oh so he got the picture of Mad Chemist and he's not impressed but sure loves to comment on it

Quote:

Dearest me,
Point of correction, you can not look for me in the internet because i am not a criminal, it is those who are criminal you can find in the internet, i am a very clean person who believe in live and let live, i dont go after someone's life and i am contended in what i have, i can not be deceive and i can not deceive anyone, i believe in equal right, i believe you have right to live and i have right to live too. dont worry dear tomoro i will send my picture to you and pls do the same, let us start to see ourself in picture before the real meetings. Love you dear, i am going to sleep now. remain blessed, yours Lad.

Dearest man in my life,
I am glad we got to talk tonight. Dear, you need to know as I have told you, I am often around lots of people and I cannot talk to you around them. They will be nosy and it is none of their business. I am busy now and I understand your concern about trying to contact me. You must not worry if you don't hear from me until evenings. I am here for you. I am not trying to find anyone else. You are it and the time should pass quickly til you hear from me again. Have faith and trust God will make our path clear to be together.
As I told you, I will be gone to a women's retreat this weekend. I just talked to my friend and she said we are leaving tomorrow evening. Can you do without me until Sunday? You know I will be praying for our relationship, for your safety from Mad Chemist, and for Lovely Assistant to come back to her senses. You must not worry because when I come back, I will be refreshed and ready to work on plans for my trip to you and buying the gold.
Do you have a good idea for where I can store the gold once I purchase it from you? Do I need to get a safe for my house? Put it in a bank? I need some guidance please.
I will look forward to your picture tomorrow. I am going to attach one of me and I hope you find me to your liking. Lol. I am more attracted to your heart than your looks but would be happy if you are quite the hottie too. Lol. I hope you like me.
I am finding myself more and more ready for you and our life to be. As I said, I will not say the words you want to hear until I am fully ready to. When you hear them, you will know I feel strongly that way. And know this- I have enough money that I do not need yours and have no reason to want you only for your money. I know you feel the same about me. Maybe that is why this is so different for us. We are peers. We don't have to pretend with each other. We are both rich so there is nothing to make an impression. I really love that.
Take care and do not worry if you don't hear from me. My heart is with you and soon my body will be too. What a great day that will be
Yours, Kimbra

I love it when they think I should have a better phone so I can answer every time they call. Not with my work schedule.
Will be interesting to see what develops with Lovely Assistant while Kimbra is away (some much needed SP R&R)

Oh and an SP extra Very Happy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Va1Y6uAgNJY

Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2014 9:38 am

This lad is a ping-pong ball with two table tennis experts-watching you two work him over is fascinating.

Posted: Thu Aug 07, 2014 3:59 pm

I just read this whole thing, and I am still laughing, just awesome work, I love it!!

Posted: Fri Aug 08, 2014 4:22 pm

Lad went on a two hour moral lecture - Love it when they express righteous indignation.

[8/6/14, 7:07:53 PM] LAD: i am mad at you because you dont reason proper, you now reason as one who has human blood on her hand, pls reason so that you will be safe.
^
Some people just can not be pleased.

The topic of today’s Lad Morality Lesson is: Why you should not join Al Qaeda

[8/8/14, 6:03:33 AM] LAD: how are you doing
[8/8/14, 6:03:46 AM] Lovely Assistant: I am really good. How are you?
[8/8/14, 6:04:03 AM] LAD: fine tks
[8/8/14, 6:04:27 AM] LAD: so where are you now
[8/8/14, 6:04:39 AM] Lovely Assistant: I am getting ready to leave for Bahrain.

[8/8/14, 6:05:42 AM] LAD: ok you are still interested to be part of the AQ not
[8/8/14, 6:05:54 AM] Lovely Assistant: Yes. I am already a part of AQ.
[8/8/14, 6:06:15 AM] LAD: ok i wish you all the best
[8/8/14, 6:06:26 AM] LAD: and bye
[8/8/14, 6:06:30 AM] Lovely Assistant: Bye?
^
Well

[8/8/14, 6:13:19 AM] LAD: what i want to tell you is that i dont want you to go to Bahrain now but if feel you want to go and that you feel strongly that you are member of AQ go.
[8/8/14, 6:15:07 AM] Lovely Assistant: I already joined AQ a while ago. Remember I have my new job where I’m working with Al Shabaab and B0ko Haram.
[8/8/14, 6:16:10 AM] LAD: ok good congratulation
[8/8/14, 6:16:20 AM] LAD: for your new job
[8/8/14, 6:16:45 AM] Lovely Assistant: thanks (happy)

What have you done with your life?

[8/8/14, 6:16:54 AM] LAD: i have one question for you
[8/8/14, 6:17:16 AM] Lovely Assistant: sure
[8/8/14, 6:17:34 AM] LAD: do you value your life
[8/8/14, 6:18:39 AM] LAD: or it doen't matter anymore for you
[8/8/14, 6:19:14 AM] Lovely Assistant: of course i do
[8/8/14, 6:19:37 AM] LAD: ok you value your life right
[8/8/14, 6:19:41 AM] Lovely Assistant: yes

[8/8/14, 6:20:07 AM] LAD: ok why are you doing this to yourself
[8/8/14, 6:20:12 AM] Lovely Assistant: Doing what?
[8/8/14, 6:20:24 AM] LAD: what you are doing
[8/8/14, 6:20:29 AM] Lovely Assistant: You mean my job?
[8/8/14, 6:20:36 AM] LAD: yes

[8/8/14, 6:21:01 AM] Lovely Assistant: I really like it. I didn’t think I would before I learned about it but now that I am part of it, I really believe in what we are doing.
[8/8/14, 6:21:18 AM] LAD: dont call it your job because as i know is a danger job
[8/8/14, 6:21:35 AM] Lovely Assistant: What should I call it then? lol

Poison brains

[8/8/14, 6:22:25 AM] LAD: Blanca your mind is poison
[8/8/14, 6:22:39 AM] Lovely Assistant: That is not a nice thing to say
[8/8/14, 6:22:59 AM] LAD: i think whoever is trying to safe you from this group is wasting time
[8/8/14, 6:23:39 AM] Lovely Assistant: I do not need to be saved. We are doing the right things.
[8/8/14, 6:24:06 AM] LAD: you think so
[8/8/14, 6:24:10 AM] Lovely Assistant: Of course.

[8/8/14, 6:24:40 AM] LAD: ok i wish you the right thing you are doing
[8/8/14, 6:24:46 AM] Lovely Assistant: Thanks (happy)
[8/8/14, 6:25:09 AM] Lovely Assistant: You’ll see. We have a lot of good things planned.
[8/8/14, 6:25:41 AM] LAD: i see to kill you mean
^
Maybe

[8/8/14, 6:26:25 AM] LAD: because there is no any other good thing you people plan than to kill or waste life
[8/8/14, 6:26:36 AM] Lovely Assistant: That is not true.
^
….from a certain point of view

[8/8/14, 6:26:47 AM] Lovely Assistant: And in some areas, you have to know we are fighting a war.
[8/8/14, 6:26:59 AM] LAD: tell me the good thing you do
[8/8/14, 6:27:16 AM] Lovely Assistant: We are fighting government corruption in places like Somalia and Nigeria.
[8/8/14, 6:27:21 AM] LAD: Who sent you to war
[8/8/14, 6:27:40 AM] Lovely Assistant: The desire to do the right thing for people. What does anyone fight for?

[8/8/14, 6:28:00 AM] LAD: Did they invite you to come and fight for them
[8/8/14, 6:28:11 AM] Lovely Assistant: People are fighting along side of us.
[8/8/14, 6:28:35 AM] LAD: This is baseless fight
[8/8/14, 6:28:37 AM] Lovely Assistant: Have you seen the horrible things the Nigerian government is doing to people? Stealing the country’s money, torturing people.
[8/8/14, 6:29:01 AM] Lovely Assistant: As long as you have hope that things can be made better, no fight is pointless. Not if you are fighting for the right side.
[8/8/14, 6:29:30 AM] LAD: That is not your problem, if Nigeria steal Nigeria money what is your problem
^
Theft is not as bothersome for the Lad

[8/8/14, 6:29:49 AM] Lovely Assistant: Because we are a global organization. We care for people.
[8/8/14, 6:29:58 AM] Lovely Assistant: No matter what country they are from.
[8/8/14, 6:31:46 AM] Lovely Assistant: I am not Nigerian, but I do not want to see the Nigerian people suffer.
[8/8/14, 6:33:50 AM] LAD: So you are God sent

Your good deeds vs my good deeds

[8/8/14, 6:34:50 AM] LAD: Can you tell me one good thing you have done in your life before
[8/8/14, 6:36:03 AM] Lovely Assistant: Sure. I’ve done lots of good things.
[8/8/14, 6:36:55 AM] Lovely Assistant: I have worked with the homeless in Miami, and with the people at Doctors without Borders, and volunteering to help kids afterschool
[8/8/14, 6:36:58 AM] Lovely Assistant: Lots of stuff.
[8/8/14, 6:37:01 AM] Lovely Assistant: What about you?

[8/8/14, 6:40:33 AM] LAD: Good, all the place you said you worked are all not connected to terrorist connection.
[8/8/14, 6:41:09 AM] LAD: sorry organisation

[8/8/14, 6:41:14 AM] Lovely Assistant: What have you done?
[8/8/14, 6:43:46 AM] LAD: At my level i have helped many youth to get imployment, i have sponsored about 25 people into secondary school, and 5 people into university, is this not great achievement to human race?
[8/8/14, 6:44:33 AM] Lovely Assistant: so we are both good people.

[8/8/14, 6:44:50 AM] LAD: you work, but i never serve anybody in my life
[8/8/14, 6:45:30 AM] LAD: i am a boss of my own, i dont follow people because of what they do
[8/8/14, 6:46:03 AM] Lovely Assistant: well, everyone has their own desires. If everyone was a boss how could the world work? You need everyone.
[8/8/14, 6:47:37 AM] LAD: well you are right, i am fighting to save you my dear Blanca
[8/8/14, 6:48:23 AM] LAD: where you are working is not something to be proud of
[8/8/14, 6:48:34 AM] Lovely Assistant: I wish you did not feel that way.

[8/8/14, 6:49:48 AM] LAD: my eyes have seen far beyong what you are seeing, listen to my advice
[8/8/14, 6:52:16 AM] LAD: i am just laughing to all what you are saying, i know you are not in your right senses
[8/8/14, 6:52:29 AM] Lovely Assistant: That is not a nice thing to say.
[8/8/14, 6:52:56 AM] LAD: No a pretty fine girl like you ill be doing in AQ
^
Pretty girls shouldn’t join Al Qaeda, apparently

[8/8/14, 6:53:31 AM] Lovely Assistant: It is a good organization. I know you don’t think so, but it really is. I’m proud to be here.
[8/8/14, 6:54:34 AM] LAD: if you are arrested now in london can you stil be saying what you saying
[8/8/14, 6:54:59 AM] Lovely Assistant: At least I will know I worked for the right things.
[8/8/14, 6:55:26 AM] Lovely Assistant: How do you look at your life? You are in the gold business, but that is not like a church or serving man kind. Do you feel that you are doing everything you can for your fellow man?
[8/8/14, 6:56:11 AM] Lovely Assistant: You criticize my life, but are you perfect? Is anyone? No. We all do our best and hopefully serve people and not just ourselves.
[8/8/14, 6:57:11 AM] LAD: You stil dont understand my dear, you are far away

Well.. ok, let’s focus on what’s important, what’s Al Qaeda paying you?

[8/8/14, 6:57:48 AM] LAD: how much are you making from this group
[8/8/14, 6:58:06 AM] Lovely Assistant: A lot. But it is not about the money. Not everything is about money.
[8/8/14, 7:00:45 AM] LAD: then you are wasting your time with them, if money is not the base of your working
^
I’m sure this is a key decision point for many people considering joining AQ -the money

[8/8/14, 7:01:00 AM] Lovely Assistant: It was never about the money.
[8/8/14, 7:01:49 AM] LAD: my dear Blanca why do you so much lock up your mind to hear from people
[8/8/14, 7:03:12 AM] LAD: you dont hear advice, you only believe in what you are in
[8/8/14, 7:03:52 AM] Lovely Assistant: I do hear advice, but I have my beliefs.

[8/8/14, 7:03:55 AM] LAD: why are you doing this to yourself
[8/8/14, 7:05:18 AM] LAD: do you have other siblings
[8/8/14, 7:05:35 AM] Lovely Assistant: I have my parents.
[8/8/14, 7:05:50 AM] LAD: only your parent
[8/8/14, 7:06:04 AM] Lovely Assistant: I do not see my sister much. Very long story.
[8/8/14, 7:06:17 AM] LAD: it will be a broken heart to them
[8/8/14, 7:06:33 AM] Lovely Assistant: They do not like it, but they accept me.
[8/8/14, 7:06:55 AM] Lovely Assistant: My mom is better about it than my dad.
[8/8/14, 7:07:12 AM] Lovely Assistant: He doesn’t like AQ because of 9/11. You remember that? I was pretty young.

[8/8/14, 7:08:50 AM] LAD: it touches my heart for you in this kind work you have decided to do or follow
[8/8/14, 7:09:07 AM] Lovely Assistant: Is this because of B0ko Haram?
[8/8/14, 7:09:49 AM] LAD: No not B0ko haram you inperson
[8/8/14, 7:10:55 AM] LAD: any way i will continue to press on until God touches your heart to know light from darkness
[8/8/14, 7:11:41 AM] Lovely Assistant: I think AQ is doing God’s work.
[8/8/14, 7:11:49 AM] Lovely Assistant: Serving God I mean.
[8/8/14, 7:12:46 AM] LAD: That is why i am saying you are out of light my dear Blanca
[8/8/14, 7:13:12 AM] LAD: come come to the light of God
^
This guy loves to turn on the religion (see his notes to Kimbra)

[8/8/14, 7:13:25 AM] LAD: and stop the ay you reason
[8/8/14, 7:13:51 AM] Lovely Assistant: I believe I am. Look at the work we do everywhere. It is the people who do not believe in God who just worship money or themselves who fight us.
[8/8/14, 7:15:40 AM] LAD: ok my dear i just believe one day you will change, i will continue to prevent ant thing that will harm you untill you reason up.
[8/8/14, 7:15:58 AM] LAD: tk u and enjoy the rest of your day
[8/8/14, 7:16:00 AM] Lovely Assistant: How do you know we are not right?
[8/8/14, 7:16:40 AM] LAD: even a new born baby knows that only you don't know
[8/8/14, 7:17:17 AM] Lovely Assistant: That is not true. AQ has many, many people all over the world.
[8/8/14, 7:17:46 AM] LAD: i am ready to open a school for you to manage in any safe world

Do you still like me? (Does Lovely Assistant still have her man?)

[8/8/14, 7:18:14 AM] Lovely Assistant: You are so sweet. I thought you don’t like me like that anymore by the way you are talking.
[8/8/14, 7:18:47 AM] LAD: i never said that i have i
[8/8/14, 7:18:53 AM] Lovely Assistant: No.
[8/8/14, 7:19:07 AM] Lovely Assistant: But you have not talked about me visiting or wanting to be with me romantically for a few days.
[8/8/14, 7:19:58 AM] LAD: we are just discussing and i am trying to see if you can see reason to step down from this organisation

[8/8/14, 7:21:26 AM] LAD: It is want i saw The Mad Chemist Wanted list from the FBI i became more concern about your safety
[8/8/14, 7:21:31 AM] LAD: with The Mad Chemist
[8/8/14, 7:22:07 AM] Lovely Assistant: The FBI hates Al Qaeda.
[8/8/14, 7:22:15 AM] LAD: and is what we are talking not my love for you, because i am doing all this for love

[8/8/14, 7:22:44 AM] Lovely Assistant: Are you in love with me still?
[8/8/14, 7:23:00 AM] LAD: They hate osama and finally killed him
[8/8/14, 7:23:15 AM] Lovely Assistant: I know. Osama being killed was a tragedy

Lad loves Lovely Assistant, but he is also afraid of her

[8/8/14, 7:23:18 AM] LAD: Sure i love you but i amafraid of you
[8/8/14, 7:23:25 AM] Lovely Assistant: Afraid of me?
[8/8/14, 7:23:36 AM] LAD: yes
[8/8/14, 7:23:40 AM] Lovely Assistant: Why?
[8/8/14, 7:23:54 AM] LAD: because of all these things

[8/8/14, 7:25:00 AM] LAD: Is just like i am hungary i have food and can not eat, what i need is assurance
[8/8/14, 7:25:50 AM] Lovely Assistant: Hon, I know it doesn’t seem like I am working on the right things, but I really believe I am. And I feel close to you because you live in Ghana and I am working so much with Nigeria now, which is close to you.
[8/8/14, 7:28:32 AM] LAD: working with the nigerians is no problem but what kind of Nigeria are you working with, i am concern
[8/8/14, 7:30:20 AM] Lovely Assistant: I am working with B0ko Haram

B0ko Haram is misunderstood

[8/8/14, 7:30:48 AM] Lovely Assistant: Helping make sure they have what they need to expand to new cities.
[8/8/14, 7:33:55 AM] LAD: you are working with B0ko haram fine, helping them to expand to their new cities, my question is are you fighting a real course
[8/8/14, 7:34:18 AM] Lovely Assistant: Of course.
[8/8/14, 7:34:40 AM] LAD: how
[8/8/14, 7:35:50 AM] Lovely Assistant: Because they are fighting corruption in the Nigerian government. And they want to be able to run things the way they were run before Nigeria was influenced by other countries.

[8/8/14, 7:36:40 AM] Lovely Assistant: They are Nigerians in Nigeria and this is what they want. It’s our job to do what we can to help them make it happen.
[8/8/14, 7:38:33 AM] LAD: Well for your information B0ko haram is not up to 1/10 of nigerian and have no say in what will happen in Nigeria
[8/8/14, 7:39:36 AM] Lovely Assistant: They seem to be gaining a lot of ground. They’re going into Cameroon too. And there are plans for the mid region and the south.
[8/8/14, 7:40:54 AM] LAD: in cameron they are only at the border small group of terrorist

[8/8/14, 7:41:34 AM] LAD: like i told you B0ko haram will soon be over
[8/8/14, 7:42:18 AM] LAD: i wonder what will be your job again
[8/8/14, 7:43:14 AM] Lovely Assistant: For one, I do not believe that B0ko Haram will soon be over. Goodluck Jonathan has been saying this for years. I saw an old statement from 2012 where he said they would be gone in 30 days.
[8/8/14, 7:43:24 AM] Lovely Assistant: But even if the worst happened, Al Qaeda is all over the world.
[8/8/14, 7:43:35 AM] Lovely Assistant: Look at Somalia, Iraq, Pakistan, Yemen, etc.
[8/8/14, 7:44:49 AM] LAD: so all this troubled country is a pleasure to you right?
^
Maybe?

[8/8/14, 7:45:12 AM] Lovely Assistant: No. Of course not. I hope that B0ko Haram is victorious.
[8/8/14, 7:45:47 AM] LAD: They can never be victorious
[8/8/14, 7:45:57 AM] Lovely Assistant: Only time will tell.
[8/8/14, 7:46:29 AM] LAD: it can only be victorious meanwhile in Bornu State
[8/8/14, 7:46:42 AM] Lovely Assistant: They are in other states besides Borno
[8/8/14, 7:46:49 AM] LAD: yes time will tell
[8/8/14, 7:47:12 AM] Lovely Assistant: I know you do not like them, but you do not know any of them either. Have you ever heard their side of things?

[8/8/14, 7:48:30 AM] LAD: No matter what story they have, they have no right to waste life
[8/8/14, 7:48:41 AM] LAD: that is mt concern
[8/8/14, 7:48:47 AM] Lovely Assistant: Did you see what the Nigerian army is doing to people?
[8/8/14, 7:49:27 AM] LAD: The Americans knows the location of this B0ko haram people but waiting for order
[8/8/14, 7:50:18 AM] Lovely Assistant: I know they think they do.
[8/8/14, 7:50:40 AM] LAD: Nigerian army can not do that it is a false story concoted with members of B0ko haram
[8/8/14, 7:50:51 AM] Lovely Assistant: There is video of it.

[8/8/14, 7:51:04 AM] Lovely Assistant: Amnesty International. Do you think they work for B0ko Haram?
[8/8/14, 7:51:17 AM] LAD: i have seen the video
[8/8/14, 7:51:46 AM] Lovely Assistant: It was taken by Amnesty International. Not B0ko Haram. We did not see it until the world did even though we had the reports of it happening.
[8/8/14, 7:52:10 AM] LAD: what the amnesty international are saying is diferent
[8/8/14, 7:52:32 AM] Lovely Assistant: No. They said the Nigerian Government is being brutal and abusing it’s power.

[8/8/14, 7:54:09 AM] LAD: Mind you Goodluck will soon go out of office and someone who can not take what B0ko haram is doing will come in
[8/8/14, 7:55:17 AM] LAD: my dear go and look for a good job, boho haram and others will soon laid to rest
[8/8/14, 7:55:57 AM] Lovely Assistant: Well, I guess I will be able to see for myself. Did I tell you that I am going to visit Nigeria next time The Mad Chemist goes there? Don’t worry. I will be safe. The Mad Chemist practically travels with an army -lol- and he has his own plane.
[8/8/14, 7:56:53 AM] LAD: So which airport will he land
[8/8/14, 7:57:04 AM] LAD: with his plane
[8/8/14, 7:57:33 AM] Lovely Assistant: I don’t know. The plans are never put down too far in advance. I will work with him on it when it gets closer.

[8/8/14, 7:58:25 AM] Lovely Assistant: Probably Chad or Cameroon would be my guess and then travel with a ground team, but I don’t really know. I’ve never travelled with him before and I’ve never been to that part of the world.
[8/8/14, 7:58:47 AM] LAD: But you are deciving yourself Blanca, a wanted man wants to use plane and come to Nigeria and you believe that
[8/8/14, 7:59:37 AM] Lovely Assistant: He won’t fly into Nigeria. And you would be surprised at how he is able to travel. He has friends in a lot of places. Our group is funded mostly through private donations by companies, people and governments who secretly support us.
[8/8/14, 7:59:45 AM] Lovely Assistant: I was very surprised to learn of the extent of it.
[8/8/14, 8:00:28 AM] Lovely Assistant: Any way, nothing is set yet, but I know he wants to go because B0ko Haram is ordering a lot more products from us.

[8/8/14, 8:02:25 AM] LAD: ok i wish you well, i have a meeting now talk to you later
[8/8/14, 8:02:38 AM] Lovely Assistant: Ok. It was nice chatting with you.
[8/8/14, 8:02:48 AM] Lovely Assistant: Even though we don’t agree on everything, I really like talking to you a lot.

Next time…. we’ll talk romance… (maybe?)

[8/8/14, 8:02:58 AM] LAD: next time we talk about us
[8/8/14, 8:03:02 AM] Lovely Assistant: ok (happy)
[8/8/14, 8:03:05 AM] Lovely Assistant: Good things?
[8/8/14, 8:03:26 AM] LAD: tks bye my dear

Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2014 10:38 pm

While SP's away, I see the lad will play. Picture sent so he can pine away for the weekend while Kimbra is gone to a women's bible retreat. No cell phones allowed- nice and convenient. Thanks to Padme for the great idea

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My Angel,
I think i understand you better now no worries any more, it is nice that i finally got you on phone and that has been my joy, i know how you feel people dont mind their business they like to nosy into people affair, yes you are correct is good i know all these, so i will respect that without worrries.
I believe in God and i am happy that you also believe in God, that is great to know God.
My sweety i know you are there for me and no man will try to take you away from me because what God has join together no man can put us asunder. Surely i have faith that God will make our path clear and for sure be together.
Sweet heart i am happy for you that you are going for the retreat, it is a good move to a right direction with God all things are possible, so go and the Lord will be with you just take care of yourself until you return on sunday i can endure till you come back pls go is a good move and you pray for all of us. waiting for your return with full anointing then you will declare a date of your coming to Ghana to see your sweety.
My dear i need to know how many quantity of gold you are buying, if small quantity is better you have a save in your room, but let know how many kilos you are buying ok before i finally advice but large is good to be kept in the bank for safety.
Honestly dear i found your picture very admiring looking like the angel from heaven but that does not impress me most what impress is your humility and character which is most important in human live, i think you have all what i need in a woman so i am not looking back, forward ever, my picture will follow suit.
My dear if marriage depend on riches some people will remain unmarried but marriage is love for one and another, my is yours and yours is my what do you think, that is the joy of life because nobody can enter grave with his
money.
Ok dear take good care of yourself and i am looking forward jamming the body soon as the spirit is with me.
Remain Blessed God be with you Amen,
Yours Darling Lad.

He sends 2 pictures- awww, even in his graduation cap and gown.

He keeps writing, even though he knows Kimbra is gone. Good to know he is engaged in the play, all the while talking to Lovely Assistant

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Dearest Kimbra,
How are you doing today, i know you have set for the retreat as it is schedule for today friday, ok take care of yourself and try to pour your heart out to God Almighty for real santification while you are there for the prayer, i wish you safe journey and hoping to see you talk to me again on sunday on your return after you have gathered all the anointing to the glory of God.
Sweety i am very happy when you said you are going to retreat, i said wow you have a good heart for God like me, but sweety to be honest i am missing you but i am only holding my heart for you, your picture is doing a great job, i use it as my mirror i watch your picture all the time, thank you for sending it and i will wish to see more of your pictures, till when finally i see you in person. take care sweety and remain blessed, Yours Lad.

He must really enjoy that picture and thinking of all that lovely money he's going to get

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Hello Sweet heart Kimbra,
Good evening and how are you doing today my dear, i know you are stil at the retreat ground which is coming to a close today, i hope you enjoyed your stay.
i am very happy with this move, that is why i am in full support of the movement, your being in the retreat center will help you renew your faith in God, and grant you the wisdom to think good, you are absent but present in my heart knowing where you are gives me pleasure to know my positon in your heart.
Today i went to church for prayer, i prayed for you and myself and some of my friends asking God's divine protection.
I was browing your heart today, i found myself right inside your heart i was happy.
Baby let me know when you are back, love you, stay bless, Yours Lad.

Kimbra returns, none to soon with Lovely Assistant anticipating love talk. Kimbra chooses to seal the lad's heart to hers. Let the love tug of war begin!

Dearest Lad,
Oh how sweet to come home to read your emails and see your marvelous face. Your patience and understanding is amazing and you were on my heart and mind all weekend. It was truly a great time, being around wonderful women in Christ and sharing such great things.
My favorite verse was a big part of what we discussed:
Phillipians 4:13- I can do all things through Christ, who strengthens me
I just kept thinking of all I had been through and how Christ had always been there for me. I never had someone else I could depend on and I'm not a fan of depending on other people to hold me up in my time of need. I truly love the fact you have come into my life not so much when I needed someone but when I wanted someone. I am strong in Christ and I really believe you would not find me a worthy partner unless I was already there. You would not want me unless I had some strength of my own to share and to give and to keep me where I need to be. It was truly eye opening to realize that.
I also know God wants me to be a good steward of the money my parents left. I would like even more now to invest in the gold and partner with you. As the investments make dividends, I would like to share that even more with the charities I work with and help some ministries, here and maybe even in Ghana if you know of some. I have so many opportunities to benefit for myself and others. I really believe I now have to make the best of it.
And dearest Lad, I have searched my heart all this weekend. I fretted over whether or not I could really fall in love with a man who is far away from me, who I only know from phone and email. Could I really give my heart to someone like you, kind and warm, caring and ready to help me with what I need. And I have decided the answer is...
Yes, I am in love with you. I knew it instantly when I saw your pictures when I came home. I told God I wanted to know, I wanted a sign and there it was. As soon as I saw your pictures right here, I knew I needed to be with you and you with me. I am scared though, as this is a new journey for me. One I have never been on and I will need a lot of prayer and thought to determine what is best. Of course now, that will be with discussion with you, as I want to be truly a partner in business and in life with you.
I am pouring my heart out to you via email, as I feel like I could just burst, from the smile on my face to the joy in my heart.
I will now want to start thinking about planning a trip to see the gold and more importantly, you in person. I have many commitments honey, and it will take me some time to shift them around. But I have fewer things going on the weekend of Labor Day, September 1st. Do you think that would work to plan ahead to that schedule? How long would you want me to stay? Where are you located exactly in Ghana? I want to make a doctor's appointment this week to get shots and whatever I need for traveling.
Can this all be happening? Could it be true that I have found a real life partner to share all I have to offer? I may have to pinch myself to believe it! Lol
I will end this email different than all my past ones. Through God I have discovered that I am truly ready to open my heart again to you.
Love, yes love, your Kimbra

Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2014 11:36 pm

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i am looking forward jamming the body soon as the spirit is with me.

Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2014 11:38 pm

Not sure how much pre-marital jamming I'm allowed to do. Especially after that retreat- may have to wait to spice things up once we start talking about hotels in Ghana.

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Villa Monticello
No 1A Mankata Avenue Link | Airport Residential Area, Accra, Ghana

is a good hotel

Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2014 6:56 pm

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My Sweet Darling Kimbra,
Wow it is really good to hear from you again after all long weekend, i thank God for his divine protection at least taking you and your fellow women to the retreat ground safety without any sad news it is really great, I thank God so greatly for that, In Jeremiah ch 29 verses 11, it says, FOR I KNOW THE THOUGHTS THAT I THINK TOWARDS YOU SAITH THE LORD, THE THOUGHT OF PEACE AND NOT OF EVIL TO GIVE YOU AN EXPECTED END. AND IN PSALM 16 VERSE 8, IT SAYS I HAVE SET THE LORD ALWAYS BEFORE ME, BECAUSE HE IS AT MY RIGHT HAND, I SHALL NOT BE MOVED.
Yes God is there to strenghten us, i am divinely sent to you through the holy spirit, God can use anything to connect one and another as He has used gold to connect us now, i want you to have the fear of God not human being, for us lets put our hope and worries before God almighty He is the creator of heaven and earth so trust Him.
I know you are not just a desperate lady who wants a man in her life but a lady who knows what she wants, we are divinely meant to be together, so your yes today is a great approval of it, thank you so much for accepting me in your heart, like i said i will remain a good and caring husband to you, distance has no barrier in any good relationship i hope you know that, yes i am a black man from the poorest country in the world, but God has bless me with just a wonderful woman who accept me without minding where i come from tks once again.
Yes in Ghana here there are many poor churches we can help when the time comes.
I strongly believe i can climp the mountain with you without failure, because iron sharpeneth iron. we will manage our resourses to the glory of God.
I want you to start planning your trip to Ghana now and give me date not only coming to see the gold but me in particular, i live in ACCRA, in accra we have sub cities you will get to know all this when you are present here. but you have not state the number of kilos of gold you may need, pls let me know in other to make it available.
I dont know if 2 weeks is too much for you, for me i will say one month to see if i can put you in a family way hahaha, before you go back Shocked

, while you are here we will do a court wedding, so as to make it possible to come over to you and make our gold business possible by coming to Ghana and buying gold and sending it back to USA. I am partly Ghana and partly Nigerian, My father is from Nigeria and my Mother is from Ghana, so i am half and half. this make it more dynamic that we can also get anything we need in Nigeria. sweet heart, it is late midnight will like to go and rest as i know you are safe back home, thank you once again for accepting me the truth is that i love you the most, yours Lad.

I think Kimbra's going to be a little astounded that saying I love you = marriage with no ring on that finger yet. And you know since she's a heiress, she's going to want to pretty rock on that hand. Hmmm time to bring out the whiny high maintenance side of dating/marrying an heiress. A 97% pure gold setting should work just fine. Melt down one of those bars my man and find a diamond merchant somewhere around you!

Posted: Mon Aug 11, 2014 7:50 pm

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for me i will say one month to see if i can put you in a family way hahaha, before you go back

hahahahahahahaha

Posted: Tue Aug 12, 2014 1:48 am

Very bizarre conversation with Scared Lad today.

For several reasons, Sweet Poison and I believe more than one person is driving this narrative (lad + bosses) which probably accounts for his constant changes in tone/character.

[8/8/14, 8:03:52 AM] Lovely Assistant: (happy face)
[8/11/14, 1:39:49 PM] Lovely Assistant: hi
[8/11/14, 1:39:51 PM] Lovely Assistant: how are you today?
[8/11/14, 1:41:15 PM] LAD: good and you
[8/11/14, 1:41:43 PM] LAD: how was your day

Lad tries to test Lovely Assistant by saying he heard a (fake) story about B0ko

[8/11/14, 1:42:17 PM] LAD: many people do B0ko haram kill today
[8/11/14, 1:43:50 PM] Lovely Assistant: I won’t know what B0ko Haram did today until tomorrow. Why?
[8/11/14, 1:44:55 PM] LAD: i heard from bbc that B0ko haram killed hundreds people in maidugri
[8/11/14, 1:45:44 PM] LAD: you are not aware and many B0ko haram where killied too
[8/11/14, 1:47:03 PM] Lovely Assistant: Are you thinking of Gwoza? That happened a while ago. And then the Nigerian army attacked back.
[8/11/14, 1:47:32 PM] LAD: yes
[8/11/14, 1:47:44 PM] LAD: you know everything
[8/11/14, 1:48:00 PM] Lovely Assistant: Are you feeling ok? You seem odd today.

Suddenly he gets romantic with Lovely Assistant

[8/11/14, 1:48:46 PM] LAD: i am feeling cool looking for you by my side to drive the cool
[8/11/14, 1:49:19 PM] LAD: or keep me worm
[8/11/14, 1:49:53 PM] Lovely Assistant: what?
[8/11/14, 1:50:24 PM] LAD: to keep me worm
[8/11/14, 1:50:41 PM] Lovely Assistant: You are thinking about me?
[8/11/14, 1:50:49 PM] LAD: yes
[8/11/14, 1:51:04 PM] Lovely Assistant: What were you thinking about me?
[8/11/14, 1:51:36 PM] LAD: what men derive from women
[8/11/14, 1:52:30 PM] Lovely Assistant: Really? (happy face)
[8/11/14, 1:53:11 PM] LAD: oh ys
[8/11/14, 1:53:19 PM] Lovely Assistant: Tell me....
[8/11/14, 1:53:56 PM] LAD: by the way i called you yesterday you did not pike your call why

Blanca reveals that she has moved to Bahrain (HQ of fake-AQ’s fake-weapons lab)

[8/11/14, 1:54:08 PM] Lovely Assistant: I was moving.
[8/11/14, 1:54:24 PM] LAD: moving where
[8/11/14, 1:54:36 PM] Lovely Assistant: Manama
[8/11/14, 1:54:52 PM] LAD: are you in manama now
[8/11/14, 1:55:22 PM] Lovely Assistant: Yep! (happy face)
[8/11/14, 1:55:45 PM] LAD: so you have finally joined Mad Chemist

Trying to get Lovely Assistant to come to Ghana

[8/11/14, 1:56:19 PM] Lovely Assistant: You knew I was going to have to move for my job. That does not mean that I can not travel though.
[8/11/14, 1:57:02 PM] LAD: so when are you visiting me
[8/11/14, 1:57:11 PM] Lovely Assistant: When do you want me to?
[8/11/14, 1:57:46 PM] LAD: it depend on your schedule
[8/11/14, 1:58:19 PM] LAD: for me i can say come now
[8/11/14, 1:58:41 PM] Lovely Assistant: ok. I will check. I will also find out if there is anything I need to know about flying from here to there. What airport?
[8/11/14, 1:58:47 PM] LAD: i am sharing you with your job
[8/11/14, 1:59:11 PM] Lovely Assistant: I know. Sad

But my work is for a good cause. And you are busy with your work too, right?
[8/11/14, 1:59:12 PM] LAD: Accra
[8/11/14, 1:59:36 PM] Lovely Assistant: Ok. I’ll ask one of the other ladies here what we need to do to set up traveling from here to Accra.

[8/11/14, 2:00:33 PM] LAD: ok will be the happiest man
[8/11/14, 2:00:51 PM] Lovely Assistant: Really?
[8/11/14, 2:01:16 PM] LAD: why do you always doubt
[8/11/14, 2:01:40 PM] Lovely Assistant: I don’t know. Sometimes you seem mad at me.

[8/11/14, 2:01:52 PM] Lovely Assistant: Like when you ask me about B0ko Haram.
[8/11/14, 2:02:32 PM] LAD: i stop from now
[8/11/14, 2:02:40 PM] Lovely Assistant: (happy face)
[8/11/14, 2:02:49 PM] Lovely Assistant: I know you don’t like them.
[8/11/14, 2:03:13 PM] LAD: i know you like them
[8/11/14, 2:03:22 PM] Lovely Assistant: (happy face)

[8/11/14, 2:03:56 PM] LAD: lets talk about us
[8/11/14, 2:03:59 PM] Lovely Assistant: ok
[8/11/14, 2:04:05 PM] Lovely Assistant: That is a better topic
[8/11/14, 2:04:17 PM] LAD: yes
[8/11/14, 2:04:32 PM] LAD: when do i expect you
[8/11/14, 2:04:45 PM] Lovely Assistant: I have to figure it out, but it would be nice to come soon.
[8/11/14, 2:05:03 PM] Lovely Assistant: What will we do when I visit? Will I be able to meet your friends and your family?
[8/11/14, 2:05:20 PM] LAD: ok but let it be soon
[8/11/14, 2:05:31 PM] Lovely Assistant: ok. I will work on trying to get it to happen soon.
[8/11/14, 2:06:27 PM] LAD: why not if you like to see them
[8/11/14, 2:06:39 PM] Lovely Assistant: Do you think they will like me?
[8/11/14, 2:06:51 PM] LAD: maybe
[8/11/14, 2:06:56 PM] Lovely Assistant: maybe? lll
[8/11/14, 2:07:21 PM] LAD: if i like you they will like you
[8/11/14, 2:07:33 PM] Lovely Assistant: That is sweet. I am glad.
[8/11/14, 2:07:53 PM] LAD: ok good

World travel, Lad style

[8/11/14, 2:08:08 PM] Lovely Assistant: Do you want to visit other places besides Ghana when I visit? I would like to stay long enough to see some other places too since I have never been to West Africa.
[8/11/14, 2:09:01 PM] LAD: no problem your wish is my command
[8/11/14, 2:09:09 PM] Lovely Assistant: What places do you suggest?
[8/11/14, 2:09:40 PM] LAD: we will go to Ivory coast and logos
[8/11/14, 2:10:01 PM] Lovely Assistant: I thought you didn’t want to go to Nigeria?
[8/11/14, 2:10:02 PM] LAD: lagos, togo and benin
[8/11/14, 2:10:21 PM] Lovely Assistant: That’s a lot of places.
[8/11/14, 2:10:28 PM] LAD: yes but lagos is good
[8/11/14, 2:10:43 PM] Lovely Assistant: oh. ok.
[8/11/14, 2:12:02 PM] LAD: good i only want you to come to Ghana first before other places
[8/11/14, 2:12:10 PM] Lovely Assistant: ok. how come?
[8/11/14, 2:13:10 PM] LAD: You are visiting me, is better you come to my country first before any other place

Lad wants to make amends with B0ko Haram

[8/11/14, 2:13:22 PM] LAD: even maidugri
[8/11/14, 2:13:30 PM] LAD: i will go
[8/11/14, 2:13:32 PM] Lovely Assistant: You want to go to northern nigeria?
[8/11/14, 2:13:38 PM] Lovely Assistant: What changed your mind?
[8/11/14, 2:13:46 PM] LAD: because i want know 1awa1
[8/11/14, 2:13:54 PM] Lovely Assistant: Really? Why? You do not like him.
[8/11/14, 2:14:27 PM] LAD: i just want to make him friend
[8/11/14, 2:14:48 PM] Lovely Assistant: Last week you told me that you wanted to kill him

[8/11/14, 2:14:51 PM] Lovely Assistant: What changed?
[8/11/14, 2:15:18 PM] LAD: It is a joke i dont mean it
[8/11/14, 2:15:27 PM] Lovely Assistant: I can never tell when you are joking.
[8/11/14, 2:15:46 PM] Lovely Assistant: You need to tell me these things. I thought you were serious.
[8/11/14, 2:16:12 PM] LAD: No i can not haem a bird
[8/11/14, 2:16:32 PM] Lovely Assistant: I am glad you don’t want to kill him.
[8/11/14, 2:17:00 PM] LAD: No for what why must i kill him
[8/11/14, 2:17:11 PM] Lovely Assistant: I do not know. I was surprised when you said it.

[8/11/14, 2:18:18 PM] LAD: now understand it is a joke because i dont have gun neither knive to harm somebody
[8/11/14, 2:19:01 PM] LAD: will you get me the laptop and phone as you promised
[8/11/14, 2:19:25 PM] Lovely Assistant: I thought you did not want anything from me. You did not seem happy when I told you that I wanted to send you a surprise.
[8/11/14, 2:20:09 PM] LAD: No dont send it bring it down with you
[8/11/14, 2:20:55 PM] Lovely Assistant: oh. ok. I suppose I could do that. Why don’t you just get one where you are though?
[8/11/14, 2:21:46 PM] LAD: a gift from loved one is sweet
[8/11/14, 2:24:55 PM] Lovely Assistant: That is true.
[8/11/14, 2:26:20 PM] Lovely Assistant: I think it will be nice to travel to places with you.
[8/11/14, 2:26:24 PM] LAD: good

Why stop at Nigeria? Let’s visit all of the war torn countries.

[8/11/14, 2:27:23 PM] LAD: i am ready to move round the world with you.
[8/11/14, 2:28:18 PM] LAD: to syria, iraq and other place of your interest
[8/11/14, 2:28:55 PM] Lovely Assistant: Really?
[8/11/14, 2:28:59 PM] Lovely Assistant: That would be wonderful.
[8/11/14, 2:29:21 PM] Lovely Assistant: Maybe we can go to Somalia since that is the other country I focus on for work.
[8/11/14, 2:29:25 PM] LAD: yes

[8/11/14, 2:29:46 PM] Lovely Assistant: I am not really working with Syria and Iraq because Mad Chemist has people set up there and they do not need a lot of help.
[8/11/14, 2:30:08 PM] Lovely Assistant: I don’t know why but B0ko Haram and Al Shabaab are not as organized as our people in the middle east.
[8/11/14, 2:30:13 PM] LAD: ok good
[8/11/14, 2:30:40 PM] LAD: i dont know too

[8/11/14, 2:32:03 PM] Lovely Assistant: I am sure things will work out for them. But I know Mad Chemist is a little frustrated with them sometimes.
[8/11/14, 2:33:13 PM] LAD: oh really
[8/11/14, 2:33:35 PM] Lovely Assistant: Yes, because he feels like they require more training than some of the other groups.
[8/11/14, 2:34:39 PM] LAD: what about isis the americans has finished the in Iraq
[8/11/14, 2:34:59 PM] Lovely Assistant: ISIS is fighting in Baghdad today.
[8/11/14, 2:35:34 PM] Lovely Assistant: The USA is doing airstrikes but it takes more than that to win a war. That is why the USA failed in Afghanistan. They never want to fight on the ground.
[8/11/14, 2:36:06 PM] LAD: i see
[8/11/14, 2:36:15 PM] Lovely Assistant: IS and JN (That’s another AQ group there) are both really well trained and have many engineers and experts so Mad Chemist likes them.
[8/11/14, 2:36:46 PM] Lovely Assistant: They are very organized. We get battle videos from them every day.
[8/11/14, 2:37:06 PM] LAD: ok

Chat takes a bizarre turn as Lad asks to see videos of people getting their heads chopped off

[8/11/14, 2:39:36 PM] Lovely Assistant: If you want I can show you some. Some of it is violent though. In one the other day someone’s head got chopped off. (although B0ko Haram sent us a video like too -what is with everyone chopping everyone’s head off?)
[8/11/14, 2:40:43 PM] LAD: can you kindly send that for me let me look how it looks
[8/11/14, 2:41:17 PM] Lovely Assistant: Which one B0ko’s or IS or both?
[8/11/14, 2:41:29 PM] LAD: either of them
[8/11/14, 2:41:33 PM] Lovely Assistant: ok.
[8/11/14, 2:41:44 PM] Lovely Assistant: I’ll email one to you.
[8/11/14, 2:41:51 PM] LAD: ok

[8/11/14, 2:48:11 PM] Lovely Assistant: I think it is silly to behead someone when you have guns and other weapons.
[8/11/14, 2:51:34 PM] Lovely Assistant: I have some explosion videos I can send you too if you want
[8/11/14, 2:52:54 PM] LAD: my dear i dont know why they should suffer someone to die like that
[8/11/14, 2:53:35 PM] Lovely Assistant: You mean chopping off someone’s head? I do not know either. Why are we giving them all of these cool weapons if they’re just going to use knives? Seems silly.

[8/11/14, 2:53:39 PM] LAD: i dont know why they should suffer someone to die like that
[8/11/14, 2:54:05 PM] Lovely Assistant: I agree. Our weapons are better. Just blow it up and be done with it. We’re not living in the stone age.
[8/11/14, 2:55:26 PM] LAD: my write up is missing up, i can see it
[8/11/14, 2:55:39 PM] Lovely Assistant: ?
[8/11/14, 2:57:07 PM] Lovely Assistant: What do you mean?

Lovely assistant is going to send him videos (not really). While she is waiting for the videos to be “encoded” she sends him two screen grabs.

[8/11/14, 2:59:39 PM] Lovely Assistant: Oh, yuck! I am searching on our systems because I can log in from home now and this is a preview from one of the videos from yesterday
[8/11/14, 3:00:25 PM] LAD: send me what you have i will like to watch all
[8/11/14, 3:01:54 PM] Lovely Assistant: ok. There are a bunch of them. Want me to just pick some from the last day or so?
[8/11/14, 3:03:04 PM] LAD: i am still waiting to have the video
[8/11/14, 3:04:20 PM] Lovely Assistant: Oh. You want me to send you one right now?
[8/11/14, 3:04:47 PM] Lovely Assistant: Ok. How come you want to see it so much? (Just curious, it’s no problem)

[8/11/14, 3:06:32 PM] Lovely Assistant sent a file to this group:
VID_IS_080914_38.png
[8/11/14, 3:06:38 PM] Lovely Assistant: I could send the video from this one?
[8/11/14, 3:07:35 PM] LAD: yes my dear
[8/11/14, 3:07:55 PM] Lovely Assistant: are you there?
[8/11/14, 3:07:59 PM] Lovely Assistant: ok...
[8/11/14, 3:08:07 PM] Lovely Assistant: Let me see what else i have too...
[8/11/14, 3:12:55 PM] LAD: This is terrible can you send more

[8/11/14, 3:17:50 PM] Lovely Assistant: I found a JN one too. Do you just want it if the head is chopped off or explosions too?
[8/11/14, 3:20:24 PM] LAD: yes send it let me see how it looks too
[8/11/14, 3:20:56 PM] Lovely Assistant: which ones?
[8/11/14, 3:22:00 PM] LAD: send me the one the head is chopped off

[8/11/14, 3:23:23 PM] LAD: i am still waiting to have it
[8/11/14, 3:26:27 PM] Lovely Assistant: it takes a while. I have to encode it and bring it to a small enough size so I can send it to your email.
[8/11/14, 3:26:46 PM] Lovely Assistant: You really want to see someone’s head chopped off…..
[8/11/14, 3:28:47 PM] LAD: yes i have not seen it before
[8/11/14, 3:29:10 PM] Lovely Assistant: Sure. I just have to encode them so they’re small enough to email.
[8/11/14, 3:29:38 PM] Lovely Assistant: Why do you want to see people get their heads cut off? If I didn’t have to catalogue the videos I wouldn’t watch them

[8/11/14, 3:30:48 PM] LAD: pls send it i ant to watch it
[8/11/14, 3:31:04 PM] Lovely Assistant: I am sending it. It is encoding now.
[8/11/14, 3:31:17 PM] Lovely Assistant: I was just curious why you want to see people get their heads chopped off so bad.

[8/11/14, 3:31:24 PM] Lovely Assistant: They make strange noises. Just to warn you.
[8/11/14, 3:35:05 PM] LAD: where is the chopped off head
[8/11/14, 3:35:39 PM] Lovely Assistant: You are really wanting to see someone’s head chopped off....

[8/11/14, 3:35:55 PM] Lovely Assistant: I told you that I am converting the file so it is small enough to send through email.
[8/11/14, 3:37:22 PM] LAD: yes i ant to see more
[8/11/14, 3:37:33 PM] Lovely Assistant: ok…..
[8/11/14, 3:48:57 PM] Lovely Assistant: Gross…..
[8/11/14, 3:50:19 PM] LAD: what
[8/11/14, 3:50:36 PM] Lovely Assistant: was looking through videos to send you and there is a pile of heads

Lad has a little bloodlust, apparently o.o

[8/11/14, 3:50:49 PM] LAD: hahahaha
[8/11/14, 3:50:53 PM] LAD: bring all
[8/11/14, 3:51:06 PM] LAD: the heads

[8/11/14, 3:52:46 PM] Lovely Assistant sent a file to this group:
AQ_JN_080814_43.png
[8/11/14, 3:52:59 PM] Lovely Assistant: like those?
[8/11/14, 3:53:17 PM] LAD: no send more
[8/11/14, 3:53:29 PM] Lovely Assistant: I am.

[8/11/14, 3:53:41 PM] Lovely Assistant: I thought you do not like violence?

[8/11/14, 3:53:54 PM] Lovely Assistant: I’m looking for one from B0ko Haram.
[8/11/14, 3:54:59 PM] LAD: ok i am just watching what human being did to his fellow human
[8/11/14, 3:57:44 PM] Lovely Assistant: ok.
[8/11/14, 3:57:48 PM] Lovely Assistant: I just sent you the first one.
[8/11/14, 3:57:58 PM] Lovely Assistant: Now working on the one where there is more than one head
[8/11/14, 3:59:32 PM] LAD: i only saw the second one and the first

[8/11/14, 3:59:51 PM] Lovely Assistant: I sent you a video on email. Can’t send videos over Skype.
[8/11/14, 4:00:20 PM] LAD: ok will check my mail.
[8/11/14, 4:00:29 PM] Lovely Assistant: k
[8/11/14, 4:01:05 PM] LAD: i am stil waiting to see it on my mail
[8/11/14, 4:01:17 PM] LAD: is not there yet
[8/11/14, 4:05:01 PM] Lovely Assistant: ok. The file is large.

[8/11/14, 4:05:04 PM] Lovely Assistant: I found a B0ko one.
[8/11/14, 4:05:22 PM] Lovely Assistant: It’s not 1awa1’s team or anything. Just some other B0ko soldiers cutting off some guy’s head.
[8/11/14, 4:05:47 PM] Lovely Assistant: I think this one made the news but they blurred out when the head gets cut off. I have the original.
[8/11/14, 4:06:08 PM] LAD: but the one has not come to my mail yet
[8/11/14, 4:06:33 PM] Lovely Assistant: ok. it will. it’s a large file.
[8/11/14, 4:06:40 PM] Lovely Assistant: Since when are you so violent?

[8/11/14, 4:06:46 PM] Lovely Assistant: I get videos like this all day.
[8/11/14, 4:07:02 PM] Lovely Assistant: IT’s really late here. I’m still on London time.

Lad tells Lovely Assistant she is teaching him to violent…but he’s only joking

[8/11/14, 4:07:11 PM] LAD: you are teaching me
[8/11/14, 4:07:35 PM] Lovely Assistant: I am not violent
[8/11/14, 4:07:54 PM] LAD: but you are teaching me to be violent
[8/11/14, 4:08:56 PM] Lovely Assistant: I do not want to teach you that

[8/11/14, 4:09:01 PM] Lovely Assistant: I though you said you could not hurt anyone?
[8/11/14, 4:09:39 PM] LAD: my dear i am joking i just want to watch
[8/11/14, 4:10:01 PM] Lovely Assistant: ok. but how come? I mean, I have to see them for my job.

[8/11/14, 4:10:04 PM] LAD: you dont know when i joke
[8/11/14, 4:10:55 PM] Lovely Assistant: nope.

[8/11/14, 4:11:37 PM] LAD: yes no violent
[8/11/14, 4:11:59 PM] Lovely Assistant: ok. good because i do not mind violence at work but i do not want a violent man
[8/11/14, 4:12:16 PM] LAD: ok hon
[8/11/14, 4:12:35 PM] Lovely Assistant: I need to be able to get away from all of the explosions and beheadings when I finish work.
[8/11/14, 4:12:40 PM] Lovely Assistant: know what I mean?
[8/11/14, 4:13:09 PM] LAD: yes

[8/11/14, 4:13:21 PM] LAD: is too dangerous
[8/11/14, 4:18:06 PM] Lovely Assistant: Yeah. I don’t mind cataloging the videos (basically sorting out all of the beheadings etc because they don’t use our products/explosives).
[8/11/14, 4:19:19 PM] LAD: ok if you can not do it stop ok no problem.
[8/11/14, 4:19:31 PM] Lovely Assistant: Oh no. It is no problem
[8/11/14, 4:19:37 PM] Lovely Assistant: I’m already sending them.
[8/11/14, 4:19:43 PM] Lovely Assistant: Reformatting the one from B0ko Haram now.
[8/11/14, 4:19:48 PM] LAD: ok good

Lovely asks him not to show the incredibly incriminating evidence to the police

[8/11/14, 4:26:59 PM] Lovely Assistant: you can’t show the B0ko one or others to people though because they were not shown on the news.
[8/11/14, 4:27:04 PM] Lovely Assistant: so they would wonder how you got them.
[8/11/14, 4:27:09 PM] Lovely Assistant: especially the B0ko one.
[8/11/14, 4:28:18 PM] LAD: i want it just for my self not to show for news
[8/11/14, 4:28:31 PM] LAD: have you seen it

[8/11/14, 4:28:48 PM] Lovely Assistant: don’t let police see either because they will want to know why you have something from B0ko that they don't
[8/11/14, 4:28:50 PM] Lovely Assistant: ok?
[8/11/14, 4:29:02 PM] Lovely Assistant: yeah… it is being sent now. hopefully files are not too large for your email?
[8/11/14, 4:29:46 PM] LAD: baby trust me nobody will see it expect me

[8/11/14, 4:29:56 PM] Lovely Assistant: ok
[8/11/14, 4:30:28 PM] LAD: but it has not yet come to my mail
[8/11/14, 4:31:02 PM] Lovely Assistant: strange. it says sent from my end. do you think it is because the files are large? does your email have a size limit for notes?
[8/11/14, 4:31:32 PM] LAD: No it takes all size
[8/11/14, 4:31:47 PM] LAD: ok maybe it will come later
[8/11/14, 4:32:05 PM] Lovely Assistant: ok.
[8/11/14, 4:32:10 PM] Lovely Assistant: I am sure it just takes a while then
[8/11/14, 4:32:35 PM] LAD: yes i believe too

Lad is scared shitless of / loves Lovely Assistant

[8/11/14, 4:34:42 PM] Lovely Assistant: Thanks for being so understanding about my job.
[8/11/14, 4:35:44 PM] Lovely Assistant: You really do like me. (happy face) I’m so happy.
[8/11/14, 4:36:17 PM] LAD: yes you are mine
[8/11/14, 4:36:58 PM] LAD: some time i get mad with you and sometime i forgive you and love you again
[8/11/14, 4:37:19 PM] LAD: that is life not

[8/11/14, 4:39:12 PM] Lovely Assistant: We have a lot in common
[8/11/14, 4:43:58 PM] Lovely Assistant: Do you really think we can be together?
[8/11/14, 4:51:56 PM] LAD: Baby it all depends on you i am not too difficult
[8/11/14, 4:57:11 PM] Lovely Assistant: Really?
[8/11/14, 4:57:19 PM] Lovely Assistant: Would we have to live in Ghana though?
[8/11/14, 4:57:50 PM] LAD: yes if you like

[8/11/14, 4:58:27 PM] Lovely Assistant: You would be ok marrying me even though where i work and everything?
[8/11/14, 4:58:53 PM] Lovely Assistant: Would you maybe live in Bahrain? My new home is so beautiful and it is so nice here.
[8/11/14, 4:59:19 PM] LAD: honestly i have no problem where you work i am only after you safety
[8/11/14, 4:59:34 PM] Lovely Assistant: (happy face) That is wonderful.
[8/11/14, 5:00:00 PM] LAD: honestly

[8/11/14, 5:00:24 PM] Lovely Assistant: ok. that is good because i believe strongly in what we’re doing and I don’t want to leave now.
[8/11/14, 5:00:40 PM] LAD: all the quarrel i use to engage with you is just your safety
[8/11/14, 5:00:55 PM] Lovely Assistant: You are so sweet and protective.
[8/11/14, 5:00:59 PM] Lovely Assistant: I do appreciate it.
[8/11/14, 5:01:29 PM] LAD: if you are sure you are save i have no problem
[8/11/14, 5:05:12 PM] Lovely Assistant: I am safe. I promise.
[8/11/14, 5:05:50 PM] LAD: ok good i wish all the best

How’s the gold business?

[8/11/14, 5:06:53 PM] Lovely Assistant: How is your work going/
[8/11/14, 5:06:55 PM] Lovely Assistant: ?
[8/11/14, 5:07:11 PM] LAD: great
[8/11/14, 5:07:45 PM] LAD: i receive one gold buyer from germany today
[8/11/14, 5:07:55 PM] Lovely Assistant: Wonderful!
[8/11/14, 5:08:01 PM] Lovely Assistant: Congratulations. Is it a big order?
[8/11/14, 5:08:20 PM] LAD: just 50kilos
[8/11/14, 5:08:49 PM] Lovely Assistant: Do you think they will order again though?
[8/11/14, 5:08:54 PM] Lovely Assistant: or was it a one time sale?
[8/11/14, 5:09:42 PM] LAD: no it is contract of one year
[8/11/14, 5:09:59 PM] Lovely Assistant: ok. so that is good, right?
[8/11/14, 5:10:24 PM] LAD: yes is very good
[8/11/14, 5:16:17 PM] Lovely Assistant: I am so happy your business is going well
[8/11/14, 5:16:25 PM] Lovely Assistant: You seem like you’re very good at what you do.
[8/11/14, 5:17:10 PM] LAD: yes
[8/11/14, 5:17:40 PM] Lovely Assistant: That is wonderful.
[8/11/14, 5:17:53 PM] LAD: tk u

Posted: Wed Aug 13, 2014 12:38 am

While he's busy talking beheadings, Kimbra ramps up the romance. Gotta get my man back!

Hi my dear one,
You will forgive me for taking so long to respond. I was more tired after I came home than I realized and fell asleep after sending you my email. I think it just was a lot on my heart to confess my love for you and I must admit it still scares me some. I see you are a man who really puts his trust and faith in God and that is so important to me. I feel your strength and your love for Him and for me. That is just the best and beyond what I could have hoped for with my life. I see things unfolding in a positive way and I only hope my fear just disappears the moment you are in my arms.
Honey, I must cover a subject with you well from several sides. One, you mentioned "jamming" with me. Does that mean what I hope it means? I am a good Christian woman but I must confess, I love sex and I can't wait to do it with you. I want all of you and I want to give you all of me if we are to be together. I want to make sure we are compatible in that department because with my last boyfriend, he was too small and I was not happy. I understand that men from your part of the world usually do not have that problem and I must admit I am curious and excited to find that out. Honey, I hope we are just dynamite together and enjoy every bit of each other.
That said dear, did you say you wanted to marry me? Did I miss a proposal? I must admit that surprised me, as I have been mainly concerned about coming to see you, being with you that first time naked together and now you say you want to be married? Are you sure honey? Don't you want to see how I conduct myself with the gold business first and be sure? Honey, you also must know, as a woman of means I am going to want a nice ring with some of that beautiful gold to make sure everyone knows I am yours and I want another ring right on your ring hand to show everyone you are mine. Could this really be true? lol
I am overwhelmed honey and I know we have much to discuss and things to plan for. I think I'm going to go have some dinner now and I will be back to send you another email. I believe this is quite enough to say for the moment, my newfound love of my life
Your loving Kimbra

Let's see what he has to say. Romance or dud?

Quote:

Hello my sweet heart,
Sorry for all this delay in replying your sweet mail, they just brought the power now, this is what we experience some time as underdevelop nation.
sweet heart i know you must be tired after returning from retreat ground where you have gone to seek the face of God. i want to assure you that i have the mind of God, i never hurt anybody neither will i harm you, you can not harm person you love i have never seen that happen before so pls honey rest assure that you are in the safe hand and covered by the blood of Jesus.
Dear yes i mean sex, as far as sex is concern i love doing it and you will get satisfy, for us to enjoy it too well, i want you to buy for me some tablet, i will give you the name in my next mail, you will either buy it and send to me so that i will start to use it before you come down ok dear, taking care of you will be my assigment.
Point of correction dear, being a christian does not make you not to express your feelings, your expression is welcome and your feelings is noted and will be taken care of.
Sweet heart my proposal is real i am not joking about it,
God has destiny us to be together, God gave you a words while you are in the retreat and as soon as you came home you pronouce it to me saying yes you love me so i quickly respond by saying i will marry you and that is where i stand, This short time i have know you is a great time. and the love is as deep as it has been for several months.
One thing i understand in life is that love rules everything, even in business love rules, and when we are more close to each other the sky is our limit, business will boom, your ring will be the best ring in the world because your husband is a gold dealler, so you deserve the ring. so relax i am yours ok. on phone last night i told you about my gold conccession which is stil undeveloped, and the gold content is more that 10,000kg or more.
so our future is bright and with God all things are possible. remain bless honey and best regards,
Yours darling Lad.

Ooo goody. Plenty of jammin' and a shiny gold ring for Kimbra. Take that Lovely Assistant!

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