Linda Takes My Baiting Virginity

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Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

Nice job!

As for as the pig in the sig goes, it should show up on your next post, or maybe once the server resets...or possibly when Slightly changes his socks.

The server (and Slightly) can be a bit wonky.

Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2014 7:11 pm

Congratulations! Populate your sty!

Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2014 8:11 pm

Nice Shooting!

I happen to see a Piggy in your Siggy now! The first is the hardest so I'm guessing you'll soon have quite a Sty!

Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2014 11:00 pm

Thank you everyone!! Very Happy

^^That reminded me of a thing called "Pork Coos" and I had myself a giggle.

I didn't expect to have a siggy piggy yet, but I'm so ecstatic. I couldn't wipe the smile off my face to go to sleep after all that. Everyone has been awesome to me, especially my mentor. Thank you~ Very Happy

I feel like I really lucked out getting one of the dumbest lads in history for my first one.

Would you all like me to drop this bait now, or see what else I can squeeze out of this idiot?

Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2014 11:22 pm

Continue. He has more accounts, I'm sure.

Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2014 11:33 pm

I agree,

Stall for a day, maybe two and then go for another. You can use a lot of different excuses until you ask for the second account.

I had to work overtime.
My car broke down.

You can even make them wait over the weekend by telling them you couldn't get to the bank today (Meaning Friday) and are leaving town for the weekend and will send the money as you leave town and will not have access to E-mail until Monday. The Lad will E-mail you all weekend asking for a copy of the payment slip. Then tell them on Monday that you went to the bank on Friday and the payment was tried several times but it came back "Transfer Denied". Then ask for another account to send the money to.

If you gave them your K-7 phone number they may call it several times over the weekend too.

Always options and I love to make my Darlings work the weekend while I relax....

Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2014 1:04 am

One additional suggestion-the transfer takes 3-5 business days. Buys you more time.

Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2014 2:24 am

Thank you dearly for all the suggestions! I'm on it. Cool

(well, not right now, since I'm still waiting to meet with my churchie big-wigs for some moolah... Razz

)
I'll make her wait til at least mid-Saturday (Aussie time) before getting back to her, since the time difference in the US is so different. I have a lot of excuses.

Congrats on the pig in your sig, now showing Wink

- TS

Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2014 12:30 pm

Oinktastic clapping

Nice to see someone with so much enthusiasm. jump_4_joy

Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2014 1:48 pm

^^^And such an ugly profile pic!

Laughing

Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2014 1:50 pm

Well I can't exactly be giving away that I'm a supermodel irl - what if one of the lads I burn traces me back here? Razz

Besides, Sir Pugalug is beautiful. You be nice, he's my inspiration for getting more sig piggies. Laughing

Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2014 2:42 pm

Your Lad definately has more Piggy's to share. It looks like the first one you received was B1nta D1allo's. I've reported that one quite a few times. It's one of those that we just can't seem to get the bank to close. (Sorry) But you just haven't lived until you've gotten to report Her's and Le0nard Em4ka's Societe des Generales accounts. LOL. (Another that I get often)

Actually the best evidence you'll get that an account has been closed will come from the Lad himself. You will get an account from them, report it and stall for a day or two, then get an un-solicited bank account. The Lad will give you some BS story as to why you need to use the latest account.

I received such a piggy yesterday. I had to tell the Lad that I just paid into the previous account and would need to go and reverse the payment today. (Giving the bank time to close the Latest account too)

Wink

Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2014 3:00 pm

Big Al wrote:

I had to tell the Lad that I just paid into the previous account and would need to go and reverse the payment today. (Giving the bank time to close the Latest account too)

Wink

That's so sexy. XD

Yeah, I'm planning to tell him that the sizable donation we settled on has bounced, or something to that effect. Do you know of any way I'd be able to get several accounts at once? Not that I'm greedy for piggies, but ... Wink

Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2014 3:36 pm

Maybe the donation size is say $30,000 but you called your bank and they will only let you send $5000.00 per account per day. The greedy little s**t may very well send extra accounts for you to pay into. Wash, rinse, repeat.

Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2014 3:37 pm

GENIUS.
We already know this guy is lazy and impatient as hell, so that's a very likely reaction.
Excellent. Thank you, sir.

Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2014 4:20 pm

"One is glad to be of service."

What works on one Lad may not work on another. Don't be afraid to try. If he says he'll wait the 6 days to get payments You can always create more obstacles as you go.

Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2014 12:31 pm

I've informed her that the results of the meeting were a donation of $24'460, but there are a few requests she must fulfill in order to secure the trust of the Church before they continue with the transaction.
Let's see how she reacts to that. And then after I get the proofs (if she does it), then come the delays because of my bank's transaction limit. Razz

Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2014 1:28 pm

You've always got a few tricks up your sleeve- it just depends on which one will hook the lad. If it's no and strait to the transfer, you may want to search out KKSS.

Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2014 2:41 pm

Hey guys,

Too many quiet days has me pissed off at this lazy piece of sh*t.
Here's the latest from Saturday (Aussie time) until now.

Mark wrote:

Quote:

Hello my dear lady,

The meeting finished a couple of hours ago but I was tied up with paperwork and couldn't get online to write you. Between the 9 donators, they have agreed to send and amount of US$24'460 to you to start financing your escape from internment.
There are a few conditions for you to meet, however I think you will have no problem with that. I will let my secretary detail what they have requested from you when she writes you tomorrow morning with the results of the meeting. I'm not very good with money stuff so I will let her handle it.
Regrettably, the meeting ran over business hours so now we will have to wait until Monday for the banks to be open anyway, so you will have plenty of time to check what the donators asked and comply with them. I really want this to be finished quickly so you can come over and join us in beautiful Illinois very soon.

How are you keeping these days? I hope you are healthy and well. Let me know about your beautiful friend and the Reverend. Tell me if he touches you inappropriately, ok? I'm very concerned about that because you are so young and vulnerable there without your family.

Oh, and I sent the food and blankets to Aid Darfur earlier today. I don't know how long that will take, but I left a special surprise present in there for you and told them to deliver it to Ms Linda Bxxxxxx, 14 Rxxxxxx Ave, Oxxxxx North. Let me know when you get it, I can't wait for you to see what it is!

Yours with Jesus,

Then from the secretary:

Quote:

Ms Bxxxxxxx,

Here are the notes from the meeting yesterday afternoon:

"Church Meeting to discuss Situation in Senegal
Adjourned 7:40pm, Friday 27 June

- Mrs Fxxxxxx has kindly agreed to donate an amount of $640. No further requests.
- Mr Bxxxxxxx has kindly agreed to donate an amount of $305. No further requests.
- Mr Hxxxxxx has kindly agreed to donate an amount of $900. No further requests.
- Ms Lxxxxxx has kindly agreed to donate an amount of $1'420. She requests that Ms Bxxxxxx supply more pictures of the camp conditions and the refugees, including Ms Bxxxxx herself, so that Ms Lxxxxxx may increase awareness within the Church.
- Mr Txxxxxxxx has kindly agreed to donate an amount of $765. No further requests.
- Mrs Cxx Cxxx Nx has kindly agreed to donate an amount of $480. No further requests.
- Mr Gxxxxx has kindly agreed to donate an incredible amount of $13'200. In return, he requests that Ms Bxxxxxx begin application to this Church, so that she may teach the Church's ways when she comes to live among the Church people.
- Mr Gxxxxxxx has kindly donated an amount of $5000. In return he asks that Ms Bxxxxxx volunteer with Aid Darfur (or a similar organization like The Red Cross) for no less than two hours to hand out food donations to needy children. She will need to provide some photographic evidence of this to the Church.
- Finally, Ms Pxxxxx has kindly agreed to donate an amount of $1750. No further requests.
Donation Total: $24'460

All requests must be complied with to secure the donations."

The members here at the Church know and understand your situation very well, Ms Bxxxxxx, so the requests were kept to a minimum and do not require any money or too much effort on your part. However, it is very important for you to do as they ask, as the terms were agreed upon unanimously and are non-negotiable.
The reason for this is that we here at our Church take charity and Good Works of Godly people very seriously. We want you to fit in with our family, so before you come to the US, we must know you are willing to do Good Works.

I trust you will have no troubles fulfilling these requests. At the demands of the donators, we will not be allowed to process payment to you until they have seen the proof pictures. So please finish these as quickly as possible. You may ask for help from your Reverend for anything you need, I am sure a man of God such as himself would have no trouble with that.

Thank you for your attention,
Please respond as soon as possible with the pictures, and let us know if you agree to join our Church.

(I had to x out the names of the donators because they were stupidly made up names and there will probably be no other hits for them on google. XD )

Stupid lazy lad didn't reply for two days, so Mark pushed him a few hours ago.

Quote:

Hi sweetie,

I haven't heard back from you. The money is here with the church, we are just waiting for your confirmation to send it. Are you ok? Is the Reverend hurting you?
Please get back to me ASAP, ok?? I'm worried about you!

Yours in Christ,

And within about half an hour, she comes back with this nonsense:

Quote:

Hello my dear how are you doing today i hope fine, together with our church i hope all is well with every member of our church thanks be to God Almighty,
Because he has made today the most happiest day in my life,
Know wonder bible says in book of (psalm 145 verse 19)(Romans 8 verse 32)(John 14 verse 16 to 20) i just to give morning food and also i want to let the members of the church know that i am one of you already because in the camp here i use be a Sunday school teacher so i will like to be the same thing when i come over and my vision in life is that i want to be come a doctor and also build a foundation for the needy and poor,

Now about the camp photos i will show you the once we have already here so you see how people are suffering here and people dies every time here because of hungry and the condition of the camp is very bad, we are still waiting for Aid Darfur to splay the food and blanket we have not seen them but i know they will come because the Reverend will contact them now,

So my greetings to the church and tell them that the Lord is with them from the people that donate and to people that did not donate may the lord strengthen you all IN THE NAME OF OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST AMEN,

GOD BLESS YOU ALL BUY FOR NOW,

Attached photos were another cheap harvest from google - this time the lazy bugger just google image'd "Central African Republic refugee" or something and came out with these:

Well that's not good enough for the donators. They clearly instructed Linda to be in the photos. I sent one more quick message from Mark:

Quote:

Dearest beautiful Linda,

I am very happy that you are fine and keeping your Bible close. That way God will always be with you.
But you need to read the instructions carefully and make sure you follow the direction of what the donators asked. They will not allow me to send the money until they see the pictures they asked for.
I really want to send you the money quickly so please do that for me, ok? Then we can be together here in America and have a beautiful family together in the church.

I think I love you,

I nearly died writing the last bit. Laughing

This lazy poop head doesn't deserve my imaginary preacher's love or money. Very Happy

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

Quote:

I think I love you

And all that comes to mind is The Troggs. Laughing

Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2014 2:57 pm

Tsnerd wrote:

Quote:

I think I love you

And all that comes to mind is The Troggs. Laughing

I'm going to work this song into my next email to her. Hahaha

Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2014 3:07 pm

^^^That is some strange "straight baiting." I cannot imagine your mentor would ever do anything like that.

Rolling Eyes

Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2014 3:20 pm

Who ever said this was a straight bait? This was weird as hell from the beginning. Laughing

Posted: Tue Jul 01, 2014 8:20 am

Sorry for the double post, but I was after some advice.
I keep telling her I'm looking into a school for her and I saw last week that there is a fake school website set up by baiters and I was going to use that, but then I accidentally deleted my browser history and now I can't find it again. Sad

I'm really a moron sometimes. Is it a good idea to link her to that, since I'm pretty sure she won't even look at the site anyway (knowing how damn lazy this guy is)?
Also, is there some ridiculously large collection of fake forms I can fill out to get her to join the church, or is there anyone who can edit some for me? I don't have any editing programs on my computer, but I was thinking that this elusive church my character preaches at could be a Scientology/Christian combined Megachurch thing. If there are already existing forms for a straight church though, I'll just use those, because ...

... more than both of those things, I'm getting bored with this idiot. He's not being serious enough for wasting his time to be fun. Sad

Where can I get a Stanley or an Ike that will make it really worth my while to be putting this much effort into my character? Haha

Not quite a Newb Joined: 14 Jul 2005 Posts: 41

Technically, ma'am, it isn't a double post.

If you are getting bored, there are some massbaits you might join, if you have a character.

You can always just start one anew, hitting Surplus

I think that you have started out very well. Very Happy

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