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Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 9:35 am

The music is a great touch-Kudos, TM.

Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 10:10 am

That's not a gun, that's a Howitzer. Laughing

Great stuff as usual.

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4shared tends to delete audios after some time (2 months without access or so)

soundcloud doesn't remove audios that were rarely accessed.

EDIT: okay, listened to the whole file now...

wow, now that lad hates you.

are you going to call him from the hospital?

Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 7:39 pm

After Mr Smith went out with a blast, or three, the lad quickly hung up. The day after Alois called to make sure that he knew what had happened. So i told him that Mr Smith was shot three times by Mr Randy. And the lads reaction was, well it was odd. He cried on the phone. I cant say for certain of the tears was real or not, but if it was a fake it was a damn good one. So here you go, a call where a lad cries on the phone.

http://www.4shared.com/mp3/lDon0ksLba/bad_news__09_31_pm_tuesday_06_.html?

In addition the lad also send some letters to me where he explained what had happened. It appears that the poor Mr Johnson fled Abidjan head over heels. And who wouldn't when you had a angered gun wielding idiot after you who know at which hotel you lodged.

Quote:

Hello Mr Alois,
I am very sad to inform you that the proposed meeting has failed again. Johnson informed me that Mr Randy was threatening over the phone that he will shoot him and vanish with the cash. Meanwhile, Mr Smith once told me that Randy is always armed with a pistol being his driver/security escort. Therefore, I had to order my man to leave the town immediately.
This same man has as well called my phone tonight and threatened me quite severely. I am not comfortable at all with this situation. For this reason, you shall not be reaching me on phone very often from now.
You can always communicate with me through the email.
Mr Kujo.

Quote:

I am as baffled as you are Mr Alois. But all I know is that Mr Randy was threatening to shoot everybody last night; I do not know why....but I guess it must be to steal the money they had traveled with. He threatened over the phone to kill my man and even myself. So, I was scared out of my skin and had to order Johnson to leave the town immediately last night.
As at yet, I have neither heard from Mr Smith nor received any email from him. So, everything leaves me baffled.
Even as I write you this mail, my phone is still off; as Randy is still calling and threatening me over the phone.
Mr Kujo.

Quote:

Hello Mr Alois,
I write to inform you that Johnson is alive. He managed to escape Abidjan that fateful night and has actually flew back to Monrovia. I feel very relieved after he called me last night; as I was very scared if anything had happened to him.
I cannot express how devastated I feel at the cruel loss of a friend and partner Mr Geoffrey Smith, to that wicked murderer.

Mr Randy should be made to pay for his crimes. If possible, the Police should be made to place his pictures at Airports, Borders and even hotels in and around the city. Most certainly, he is on the run and hiding somewhere.
More so, some of his co-leagues at the Hotel should be brought in for questioning. Who knows, some of them like Mr Mbyo, whom Mr Smith informed me that he traveled with Randy on Friday night to Abidjan to pick Johnson; might just know his possible where-about.

My prayers are with you and the family of Mr Smith. May God almighty grant him eternal, peaceful rest and also grant his family the fortitude to bear this tragic loss.
We remain under the protection of the almighty God and no harm shall befall us.

Greetings.
Mr Kujo.

Quote:

Hello Mr Alois,
Mr Smith informed me that Mr Mbyo is his cook. Most certainly, Mr Mbyo should have some idea of this crime committed; because the two had traveled together to Abidjan Friday night. It is possible they had discussed this; which I believe their initial plan was to kill my man should they be sent to escort my man back to Abidjan with the cash. Another side of it is that Mr Mbyo could be in communication with that murderer secretly. So, if the Police could get hold of him and keep him in their custody for some time, Mr Randy could call him on the phone and that would lead to his hideout.
Mr Smith deserve justice for this grievous crime committed against him.
His gentle soul shall rest well when that murderer is made to pay for his sins.

Regards.
Mr Kujo.

Leka wrote:

BTW. Who does Mr. Randy's voice? Sometimes it is pretty convincing African accent but sometimes it is more like Russian.

That would be me. I was once told by Nailgunner (when trying to sound Russian) that i was "Italian and all over the place". So i am afraid that my accents are less than satisfying at times. Either way, i doubt that many lads will pick up on distinctions in accents. And if they do, you can always explain it away with some shit that "I went to school in Austria". No one knows how a Nigerian (or any other country) schooled in Austria (or wherever) would sound on the phone.

Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 7:55 pm

I love these co-baits. You guys have so much fun. I am Evil Lol

at your latest update. Evil Lol

Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 9:03 pm

Dr Mike wrote:

I cant say for certain of the tears was real or not

He had me blubbing a little for poor Mr Smith. Crying or Very sad

Luckily he recovered some and got back to business. Laughing

Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 9:33 pm

Could S4f4r1 Hotels offer to hire Greyw4t3r security to protect Mr. Johnson? They would need Mr. Johnson's address, naturally, to send a security detail. And wouldn't it be tragic indeed if, then, R4ndy T0m found out the address?

Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 9:34 pm

Now, with that last phone call, I definitely got my 50$ worth!!!

Mr. Kujo is still fully hooked. So Dr. Mike......I know I am foolish for doing this but care to take the bet again? Thank god I don't frequent casinos.

Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 9:42 pm

Captain Pugwash wrote:

That's not a gun, that's a Howitzer.

I thought it was more like a Dirty Harry Magnum or a big game rifle.

Randy T is a mean SOB.

Posted: Thu May 08, 2014 10:50 pm

or a .45 in a tunnel or cellar? Sounded like poor mr Smith wasn't getting up in any case. May he rest in peace (until someone else needs the services of Howl's Moving Hotel)

Dr Mike, your accent is good for Mr Randy, it doesn't cross the Mediterranean Sea at least. And the lad liked it enough to shit himself with fear, so it's all good Twisted Evil

Posted: Sat May 10, 2014 5:51 pm

Mr Kujo is a true believer of this story you have fed him, another safari must be on the cards. And Mr Johnson will dine out on how he escaped the crazed murderer Randi T for years to come.

Hats off to the pair of you.

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