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Byzantine Politics
Master of Master Baiters

Joined: 21 Nov 2012
Posts: 616

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Tue May 06, 2014 10:14 am |
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Mr. Tom is one of my favorite recurring characters. I am amazed that lads will converse with him for minutes and minutes on end.
And by converse I mean put up with 100% verbal abuse. |
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Robert - Hamburg-Gothenburg-Stockholm (with Dr Mike) "I am stranded in Sweden."
Javier - Amsterdam-Copenhagen, Hamburg-Copenhagen (with theDane) "I don't understand all this bullshit"
"you are a bastard...jail is your portion this year"
"WHY DO YOU GIVE MY EMAIL TO SOME MISCRANTS AND ALLOWING HIM TO EMAIL ME AND SENDING ABUSES"
"YOUR MAMA DON BURN HER TOTO FOR FIRE TO BORN BASTARD LIKE YOU"
"The good news is - fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck you"
"you are just this very un-serious human."
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Dr Mike
Baiting Guru

Joined: 14 Jun 2010
Posts: 3264
Location: Due north

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Tue May 06, 2014 12:12 pm |
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Mr Tom? |
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Trafalgar Square 2013
X 24 Random safaris
X 12 Welcome to Sweden
X 9 Chadian minister of tourism project
X 9 Rame Head pilgrimage
Rame Head 2013
Globe of Gluttony
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon

Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17379
Location: Leading my wolf pack

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Tue May 06, 2014 12:15 pm |
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My mum said to get things done
You'd better not mess with |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Dr Mike
Baiting Guru

Joined: 14 Jun 2010
Posts: 3264
Location: Due north

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Tue May 06, 2014 1:21 pm |
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Of course. I should have understood this. Especially since I played the man yesterday when he killed TM by gunshot over a large sum of money in an unrelated bait.
I always figured his name was spelled with an h in it. |
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Trafalgar Square 2013
X 24 Random safaris
X 12 Welcome to Sweden
X 9 Chadian minister of tourism project
X 9 Rame Head pilgrimage
Rame Head 2013
Globe of Gluttony
CBC Documentary Safari |
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Ginger Head
Elite Baiter

Joined: 03 Jan 2006
Posts: 1455

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Thu Jul 03, 2014 10:01 pm |
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Lovely to see standards are being kept up!
I remember how much effort it took to get one mugu to Abbey Rd in London for a bank holiday muguvision many years ago; getting them to the middle of freaking nowhere (apologies to people from Cornwall; if anyone does actually live there) is a nice prize! |
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Dr Mike
Baiting Guru

Joined: 14 Jun 2010
Posts: 3264
Location: Due north

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Thu Jul 03, 2014 10:26 pm |
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No need to apologize, it is in the middle of nowhere. That is why we chose the place. If you liked it, you can search for Rame here at Eater and you will find another 10-15 safaris there |
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Trafalgar Square 2013
X 24 Random safaris
X 12 Welcome to Sweden
X 9 Chadian minister of tourism project
X 9 Rame Head pilgrimage
Rame Head 2013
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CBC Documentary Safari |
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dr stephen williams
Baiting Guru

Joined: 06 Aug 2007
Posts: 16750
Location: Dreadful Hater-ville

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Fri Jul 04, 2014 1:01 am |
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I love that you keep sending lads here. I just find that so funny! Nice work you two!  |
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x10 Acra-Ctnu Tgo-Pnjari Lgos-Ctnu Lgos-Ynde Lgos-Mndmba Lgs-Prku PrtHrcrt-Abche Lgos-Nttngu Bmko-Ctnu (wDQ) Frnce-Dbln (wPadme)
x2 x7 x7 x6 Team Turd Lgs-Dla Bnn-Lbra Acra-Dkar Dkr-Bnjul- Dkr-Tmbktu-Abche-Adre-N'djmna Lgos-Cairo-Aswn-Jail Ctnu-Lgos Ctnu-acra Lgos-Jbrg-Drbn-Prt-Elzbth-CT-Sprngbk-CT-Drbn-CT-Hrre-Lska-DsSlm-Mmbsa-Nirbi-Kmpla 28,510 Miles
x2 x6 x4 Team Woody Acra-Sngpre Acra-Dkr-Rsso-Bmko Acra-Ctnu
Lgos-Dkr-Rsso (wKLG)
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Padme
Moderator

Joined: 27 May 2005
Posts: 7425
Location: The Rebel Base

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Fri Jul 04, 2014 1:46 am |
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Bravo. |
_________________ "Your knife will surely cut off your head trust me. Useless man zombie."
"Shege danburuba, your end has come. The spirit of all the people you kill is after you now and you can not excape it. See you in hell dan esika."
x2 x6 x2 Acra>Sngpre Acra>Dkr>Rsso>Bmko>Kpndo>Ctnu -Team Woody
Akure>Kano -Amos
x8 x2 Owerri>Maiduguri>Owerri>Lagos>Lomé>Bmko>Kolokani Bmko>Nioro>Bmko>Timbuktu>Bmko>Youri Bmko>Mauritania>Kidira>Dakar>Jail -Team Godwin
's - assorted West Africa safaris, Cyril w/ Spindrift, France-Dublin w/ DSW
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Dr Mike
Baiting Guru

Joined: 14 Jun 2010
Posts: 3264
Location: Due north

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Fri Jul 04, 2014 9:01 am |
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Thanks. Sadly Rame is probably lost to us as a safari destination. Some unfortunate events during a recent mass safari attempt led to problems. The result being that now every taxi driver now knows about West Africans being fooled up there. And as some of them have had problems paying, most taxi drivers warn the lads of this instead of taking them on their fare. So, therefore there will not be any safaris to Rame in the foreseeable future. |
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Trafalgar Square 2013
X 24 Random safaris
X 12 Welcome to Sweden
X 9 Chadian minister of tourism project
X 9 Rame Head pilgrimage
Rame Head 2013
Globe of Gluttony
CBC Documentary Safari |
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Robert Heinrich der 1.
Baiting Guru

Joined: 10 Oct 2010
Posts: 3876

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Fri Jul 04, 2014 10:51 am |
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I searched a bit around over there. is it possible to get a lad to those little island named St. Mary? to Hugh Town or even one of the other islands (St. Martin's isles of scilly?
if a lad gets stuck over there, he'd surely enjoy it...
or else, to the tax payers paradise named Jersey and Guernsey  |
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Lagos - Accra - Kasoa (and back) 2x490km Lagos - Nairobi (and back) 2x ~5000km, Nairobi - Mbiri 2x130km on easter sunday, x12 , 6x Penisprint, Dai Teatime / Anderson Frank: but have been there since about 1hr plus no sign of them and was interrogated by the police and almost arrested
Team Eze, 2 lagos - cotonou and lagos - cotonou (he hated it).
The threatening is increasing day by day with different cursed of animals, and i don't know what to do now. ---- am angry for your head |
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Connie L. Gus
Moderator

Joined: 07 Oct 2005
Posts: 7242
Location: Somewhere over the rainbow

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Fri Jul 04, 2014 4:28 pm |
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St Catherine's Lighthouse is close by on the Isle of Wright but requires a ferry ride. |
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LISTEN TO ME WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR ONE OF THOSE CHEAP CROOK OR WHAT -tobi donito
-a few,
LISTEN I CAN NOT TAKE YOUR SHIT ANY LONGER WE HAVE WHROTE A PETITION AGAINST YOU TO THE FBI WITH ALL OUR EVIDENCE YOU ARE INTO PROSTITUTION,DRUG DEALING, FORGERY, CREDIT CARDS FORGRY WESTEN UNION FALSIFICATION,DRUGING MEN,COMMETING MURDER, STEALING, DRUNCARD, ALL THIS WE HAVE THE EVIDENCE TO PROOF OUR CASE AGAINST YOU.-Johnson Hill
I am not finding it any funny...Henry A., Lagos, Nigeria to Cotonou, Benin, WIMPed
I am stranderd. Henry A. Lagos to Accra, WIMPed for 67 days.
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The Monsignor
*** BANNED ***

Joined: 08 Nov 2006
Posts: 3219
Location: St Michael's Chapel

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Wed Jul 23, 2014 7:40 pm |
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^^^ After consideration, I have decided to (for now) replace Rame Head with Looe, one of Cornwall's most popular seaside towns. It is another 2 stops on the train from Plymouth, changing at Liskeard, where the scenic Looe Valley Line departs. Nailgunner got 2 Lads there last year.
It also has plenty of webcams: https://www.google.co.uk/#q=looe+webcams |
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Mr. Labowski
Baiting Guru

Joined: 19 Sep 2013
Posts: 2205

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Wed Jul 23, 2014 7:51 pm |
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Looks like a lovely place, I am sure the lads will have a wonderful time there! |
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Ghana > Bouake Accra > Abidjan > Divo 14-days <a href="https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=255631&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0">"I slept by de roadside!"</a> Bamako > Abidjan > Bouake Lagos > Lome Birmingham > Looe Cambridge > Looe
Accra > Bouake > Korhogo (Eric & Franklin) 56-days <a href="https://forum.419eater.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=272042&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0">"Uzumbo and his gang will kill us here!"</a> Accra > Abuja
Accra > Abuja > Jos > Bauchi > Gombe > Biu > Maiduguri (Eric & Franklin) 40-days
Lagos > Yaounde (Team Humphere) Abuja > Niamey (Archie) "You are circuit of psychological derail bastards"
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agnomen
Baiting Guru

Joined: 16 Apr 2012
Posts: 2270
Location: Staring at my slice of ocean

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Wed Jul 23, 2014 8:34 pm |
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If you can get them to the Banjo Pier http://www.looe.co.uk/webcam/webcam.htm "web cam The Banjo Pier and Whitsand Bay" you could video them from the carpark overlooking the pier. |
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x21 from 1st bait and counting Apr 2012 - present 4 years months (includes 3 month hiatus due to boredom) "circling in one circle over one year now something must be going wrong”
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon

Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17379
Location: Leading my wolf pack

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Wed Jul 23, 2014 9:47 pm |
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Sending Lads to (the) Looe seems to be somehow appropriate given the shit they deserve to be put through. |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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irishemigrant
** REMEMBERED **

Joined: 22 Jul 2007
Posts: 4933
Location: 40*45' S 172* 34'E

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Wed Jul 23, 2014 9:55 pm |
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Your lads are seeing more of England, Ireland, and Cornwall than I ever managed to see while living there. I can't understand why they don't appreciate sightseeing their way around.
Ungrateful wretches.
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_________________ SeniorNet NZ Local Branch ongoing workshops about internet scams
http://www.scamwarners.com/ For when you want to remember why we bait
Goodbye Mike (Paranoid) Friend, confidant, partner. Till we meet again.
Personal Message From The Axeman
<-- Because you have earned them. x8 a few x 13 |
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MANKIND
** REMEMBERED **

Joined: 12 Feb 2014
Posts: 213
Location: The Story of All of Us

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Wed Jul 23, 2014 10:26 pm |
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To all involved, especially Monsignor and Dr Mike, I want you to know how much joy and laughter you have given me over the past year. This past year for me had been very depressing due to personal issues, and I everytime I read a Safari from Monsignor, and the elites like him, it never fails to bring a smile to my face no matter how down I am. I literally burst out laughing at work when I was listening to the calls and he starts going on about the "baby questions"...and then Monsignor says he has just one question for him...it's classic stuff! My other favorite is from another bait when the Monsignor is supposedly holed up in some lousy hotel in the middle of Africa and everyone was watching the scammers outside on a webcam and the Monsignor kept coming up with ridiculous excuses as to why he couldn't just come out to meet them....it makes me laugh out loud as I type this...somethjng along the lines of "my god! I have never dealt with a person like you in all my life" from the scammer...
Anyways, thanks so much for all the entertainment everybody. I am SO glad I somehow stumbled upon this site. |
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate

Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20835
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out

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Wed Jul 23, 2014 11:03 pm |
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And we're glad to have you here! Feel free to grab a couple of lads and give it a try yourself. Baiting is a very addictive hobby, but rewardingly so. |
_________________ "SATAN WILL KILL YOU . BECAUSE YOU ARE A DAUGHTER OF MERMAID"
"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
x4: Shorty
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US lad w/Capone: ( )
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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Rowan
Elite Baiter

Joined: 15 Feb 2013
Posts: 1346
Location: In the back room, being naughty

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Thu Jul 24, 2014 1:13 am |
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A shame about Rame Head, but the new place looks very scenic. The lads had better appreciate the effort you two go through to send them to such beautiful locations. |
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x 134 known, lost count since then -- thanks to Dharma for this one.
x 188
A.Z. 2013-2015
"If You can't figure out the scanner find someone smart to do it ok?"
"KISS YOUR INHERITANCE GOOD BYT DUMP ASS"
"its [wo]men like you who truly ruin my days."
"Do you realize that you have pushed me to tears?"
"I pray you die of horrible disease in Jesus name for wasting my time. The is serious business." |
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MANKIND
** REMEMBERED **

Joined: 12 Feb 2014
Posts: 213
Location: The Story of All of Us

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Thu Jul 24, 2014 11:51 am |
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Thanks for the welcome Juan! Your USA Sue
Safari is always the first thing I open in the morning at work
I look forward to actually trying a few baits of my own. This is truly some of the best comedy I have ever seen! Much better than anything on television! |
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