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Tururut
Elite Baiter
Joined: 13 Jun 2011
Posts: 1597
Location: Lost in translation
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Mon Mar 17, 2014 3:44 pm |
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 Great job! I especially loved this:
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| because all my friends did not count on me again, they all called me failure |
I don't know how he'll show his face at home again.... |
I hope it's at least a few days (if possible in a cell) until he gets back. Or with any luck the taxi driver will go Rushforth on him. So he'll have to spend some time in a crowded hospital room. |
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Parti Boi.  x2  x3 Xmas Parti 2012 Lagos-Natitingou, Lagos-Parakou-Kandi, Benin City- S4fari Hotel Kano A 419 picked me up, took my bag and ran away - have did a lot for Gomer but nothing good come out, every time different trip and they always mess up at last, why? Benin Republic mess up, Kano state in Nigeria mess up, Safari Camp also mess up - am really ashamed of my self in street
My wife divorce our marraige because I failed to provide proper maintenance of the family. |
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Big Al
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Dec 2011
Posts: 5054
Location: Winter is Coming....
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Mon Mar 17, 2014 3:46 pm |
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| So he'll have to spend some time in a crowded hospital room. |
Do send flowers to the Hapless friend of yours. |
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The Monsignor
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Joined: 08 Nov 2006
Posts: 3219
Location: St Michael's Chapel
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Mon Mar 17, 2014 7:22 pm |
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Lagos to Kano is one heck of a trek! What I cannot understand is how he has failed to locate S@fari Hotel Kano. It really is quite straightforward... Well, sort of... 
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Ginger Lee
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2012
Posts: 5373
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Mon Mar 17, 2014 7:28 pm |
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Robert Heinrich der 1.
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Oct 2010
Posts: 3876
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Mon Mar 17, 2014 7:44 pm |
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truly a piece of art.
congratulations.
he'll love kano, and since he has no money and his friends call him failure, he has to ask his family for money. and I bet it's not very likely that they help him. |
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Team Eze, 2 lagos - cotonou and lagos - cotonou (he hated it).
The threatening is increasing day by day with different cursed of animals, and i don't know what to do now. ---- am angry for your head |
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Da Dollah Choppa
Master Baiter
Joined: 03 Jan 2014
Posts: 102
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Mon Mar 17, 2014 8:02 pm |
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Nice Tururut!  |
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Ghana to SH Bouake - "we also try our best sleeping on the street no food, no bath, no rest for 4 days now" - Mr K@ato - With Capone and support from Dr Mike and The Monsignor
x2 Ghana to Lomé, Ghana to Ouagadougou - "I fail all the time" - Mr K@ato - With Capone
x4 Lagos to Cotonou, Lagos to Toffo, Lagos to Bohicon, Lagos to SH Accra - Mr Ke1vin
"I will come home to u and FUCK YOR WIFE AND YOR DOG!" - DR @NTH0NY ESEH aka Zoophilia-lad |
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Tururut
Elite Baiter
Joined: 13 Jun 2011
Posts: 1597
Location: Lost in translation
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Mon Mar 17, 2014 8:03 pm |
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See chief, have told you before you should come and pick me up, the driver that toke me from the park is 419, please help me, I don't know were I am again right now, he take all my things and ran away and left me in some place I don't even know... Please help me....
Have you ever sat down and all you could ever think of is killing someone?? That how stupidly weird I'm feeling right now how to kill the Driver that toke me from the pack
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Parti Boi. x2 x3 Xmas Parti 2012 Lagos-Natitingou, Lagos-Parakou-Kandi, Benin City- S4fari Hotel Kano A 419 picked me up, took my bag and ran away - have did a lot for Gomer but nothing good come out, every time different trip and they always mess up at last, why? Benin Republic mess up, Kano state in Nigeria mess up, Safari Camp also mess up - am really ashamed of my self in street
My wife divorce our marraige because I failed to provide proper maintenance of the family.
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Tururut
Elite Baiter
Joined: 13 Jun 2011
Posts: 1597
Location: Lost in translation
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Mon Mar 17, 2014 8:32 pm |
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http://www.4shared.com/mp3/-2yLmm39ce/Mr_Smith_talks_to_the_boi.html
A 419 picked me up, took my bag and ran away.
I am sleeping with somebody.
I don't like the food over here. All I took was bread, so I'm very hungry.
Ah, the sheer joy of finishing off a meal with a glass of red wine and know how a poor, desperate criminal is suffering, stranded and penniless in a strange country.
And I wonder how they always find a good samarithan. |
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Parti Boi. x2 x3 Xmas Parti 2012 Lagos-Natitingou, Lagos-Parakou-Kandi, Benin City- S4fari Hotel Kano A 419 picked me up, took my bag and ran away - have did a lot for Gomer but nothing good come out, every time different trip and they always mess up at last, why? Benin Republic mess up, Kano state in Nigeria mess up, Safari Camp also mess up - am really ashamed of my self in street
My wife divorce our marraige because I failed to provide proper maintenance of the family. |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17379
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Mon Mar 17, 2014 8:34 pm |
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^ He sold himself for bread? I hope Cammy hears about that - should add extra zing to the script. Squalor and hardship sell scripts, don't you know! |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Robert Heinrich der 1.
Baiting Guru
Joined: 10 Oct 2010
Posts: 3876
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Mon Mar 17, 2014 8:44 pm |
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oh, the driver was a collegue of him
well, that's bad... for him.
I wonder if he still has his mobile phone... maybe it's just a worthles old piece of crap. |
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Lagos - Accra - Kasoa (and back) 2x490km Lagos - Nairobi (and back) 2x ~5000km, Nairobi - Mbiri 2x130km on easter sunday, x12 , 6x Penisprint, Dai Teatime / Anderson Frank: but have been there since about 1hr plus no sign of them and was interrogated by the police and almost arrested
Team Eze, 2 lagos - cotonou and lagos - cotonou (he hated it).
The threatening is increasing day by day with different cursed of animals, and i don't know what to do now. ---- am angry for your head |
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Ginger Lee
Baiting Guru
Joined: 19 Mar 2012
Posts: 5373
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Mon Mar 17, 2014 8:53 pm |
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Hah!
His laptop is gone and now he will be afraid to sleep because of the homosexuals.
This just keeps getting better! |
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The Monsignor
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Joined: 08 Nov 2006
Posts: 3219
Location: St Michael's Chapel
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Mon Mar 17, 2014 8:54 pm |
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This one is getting better as the Lad's hours tick laboriously by... |
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Fryer
Baiting Guru
Joined: 15 Mar 2008
Posts: 2670
Location: Global Computer Mega Cafe
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Mon Mar 17, 2014 8:59 pm |
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| the driver that toke me from the park is 419, please help me |
Great job! The irony is F'n kiling me...and hopefully him too... |
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YOU ARE A MOTHERFUCKER SCUMBAG AND AN EMPTY VESSEL
FUCK YOU AND YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY . YOU ARE SATAN. YOU ARE ANTI-CHRIST
guy nawaaa for you oooh |
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Dr Mike
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Jun 2010
Posts: 3264
Location: Due north
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Mon Mar 17, 2014 9:25 pm |
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| A 419 picked me up, took my bag and ran away. |
Oh the irony as Fryer said. And slap him about the bread, beggars cant be choosers.
Great work Tururut |
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Ewok
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 11 Jan 2014
Posts: 688
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Mon Mar 17, 2014 9:37 pm |
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I am reminded of Mathew 4:4. Bless you, you disgusting scammy blight on the world! |
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well i can see you just trying to command a whole captain in the army huh i shud live my work to do dat huh well if u dont want m forget it u giving me condition or wat huh - Captain Mark
YOU ARE A JOKER AND I KNWE IT,YOU ARE GUYMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - goodwill dukk
you are a fucking fool,that is why you are lonely there,fucking white pig. - solomonodoom.
What kind of person are you devil-Austin Burberry
Did your Mother Kill you??? Honestly your not Woman No not A Mother - PeterJ
you are stupid old girl! i think you never have a sex for many years why not you use your finger?? or kill yourself-werkagegnehu |
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Juan Freizwidatt
Associate
Joined: 18 Apr 2004
Posts: 20835
Location: Hanging out at In-n-Out
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Mon Mar 17, 2014 10:25 pm |
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| The irony is F'n kiling me...and hopefully him too... |
Alas, lads are notorious incapable of recognizing such irony. It's a major blind spot in their thinking.
But I sure enjoy it. Payback time. |
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"HOW DOES IT SOUND TO YOU THAT ANOTHER PERSON IS DEALING WITH YOU AND ASK YOU TO CONTACT ANOTHER PERSON AND NOW YOU SAID THAT YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH THE OTHER PERSON WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE PERSON THAT ASK YOU TO CONTACT THE OTHER PERSON"
I apologize again that I will lick the dust from your sandals - Shorty
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US lad w/Capone: ( ) 
- ATL>DC>ATL>Vegas>Seattle>ATL>San Diego>LA>ATL>Seattle>ATL>WY>ATL>Aspen>ATL (21K+ miles, $11K+ expenses)
Shorty w/bohigal:
- Lagos>Abidjan
Random lads:
- Douala>Korup; Lagos>Cotonou>Parakou; Cotonou>Niger border; Cotonou>Pendjari>jail in Tanguietta; Asaba>Abuja; Accra>Tamale
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Tururut
Elite Baiter
Joined: 13 Jun 2011
Posts: 1597
Location: Lost in translation
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Tue Mar 18, 2014 11:36 am |
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Boi is in the bus back to Lagos... Shame, I wanted to push him to Niger. Anyway, he has been robbed, his self-confidence will be below zero... But his adventures will follow, fear not! |
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Parti Boi. x2 x3 Xmas Parti 2012 Lagos-Natitingou, Lagos-Parakou-Kandi, Benin City- S4fari Hotel Kano A 419 picked me up, took my bag and ran away - have did a lot for Gomer but nothing good come out, every time different trip and they always mess up at last, why? Benin Republic mess up, Kano state in Nigeria mess up, Safari Camp also mess up - am really ashamed of my self in street
My wife divorce our marraige because I failed to provide proper maintenance of the family. |
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Big Al
Baiting Guru
Joined: 13 Dec 2011
Posts: 5054
Location: Winter is Coming....
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Tue Mar 18, 2014 11:59 am |
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I see he has been chatting with Olan2g G0mer's Facebook too.
(Is that you boss???) |
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Tururut
Elite Baiter
Joined: 13 Jun 2011
Posts: 1597
Location: Lost in translation
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Tue Mar 18, 2014 12:13 pm |
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I see he has been chatting with Olan2g G0mer's Facebook too.
(Is that you boss???) |
That is me. |
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Parti Boi. x2 x3 Xmas Parti 2012 Lagos-Natitingou, Lagos-Parakou-Kandi, Benin City- S4fari Hotel Kano A 419 picked me up, took my bag and ran away - have did a lot for Gomer but nothing good come out, every time different trip and they always mess up at last, why? Benin Republic mess up, Kano state in Nigeria mess up, Safari Camp also mess up - am really ashamed of my self in street
My wife divorce our marraige because I failed to provide proper maintenance of the family. |
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Capone
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Joined: 16 Feb 2013
Posts: 10545
Location: Blackacre
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Tue Mar 18, 2014 3:47 pm |
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Turu, that was hilarious and proof that justice prevails! |
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Tururut
Elite Baiter
Joined: 13 Jun 2011
Posts: 1597
Location: Lost in translation
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Wed Mar 19, 2014 9:32 am |
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The plan was to get Kanga killed so that the Gomer crew had to flee Nigeria as fast as possible and thus push the boi to Niger. But he became fed up with it and went back to Benin City. But I guess I should play the Kanga shot card as well, to raise his paranoia a wee bit.
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Hello chief,
I'm so sorry for the dead of Kanga okay, so I'm on my way to my school now, so are you coming to pick me up or what? I don't know what to do now I'm so scare now, please help me.....
Sent from my BlackBerry wireless device from MTN |
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| Broda we're in Niger now, in a place called Zinder. Come if you want, but we're on the run. |
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Chief I wise to come but I'm out of money right now, I use all in kano trip, chief please help me am so scare over here, please send someone to come and pick me up, I don't want to die...
Sent from my BlackBerry wireless device from MTN |
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Parti Boi. x2 x3 Xmas Parti 2012 Lagos-Natitingou, Lagos-Parakou-Kandi, Benin City- S4fari Hotel Kano A 419 picked me up, took my bag and ran away - have did a lot for Gomer but nothing good come out, every time different trip and they always mess up at last, why? Benin Republic mess up, Kano state in Nigeria mess up, Safari Camp also mess up - am really ashamed of my self in street
My wife divorce our marraige because I failed to provide proper maintenance of the family.
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Big X
Baiting Guru
Joined: 14 Nov 2012
Posts: 23943
Location: Stalag Luft III
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Wed Mar 19, 2014 11:29 am |
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^ He still has his BlackBerry. It means he's not nearly broke enough.
Great work with the safari so far. I was baiting this lad up until he went on safari, but he seems to have gone silent for some reason. |
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Tururut
Elite Baiter
Joined: 13 Jun 2011
Posts: 1597
Location: Lost in translation
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Wed Mar 19, 2014 2:58 pm |
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One wonders why... |
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Parti Boi. x2 x3 Xmas Parti 2012 Lagos-Natitingou, Lagos-Parakou-Kandi, Benin City- S4fari Hotel Kano A 419 picked me up, took my bag and ran away - have did a lot for Gomer but nothing good come out, every time different trip and they always mess up at last, why? Benin Republic mess up, Kano state in Nigeria mess up, Safari Camp also mess up - am really ashamed of my self in street
My wife divorce our marraige because I failed to provide proper maintenance of the family. |
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Tururut
Elite Baiter
Joined: 13 Jun 2011
Posts: 1597
Location: Lost in translation
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Thu Mar 20, 2014 10:15 am |
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Hello chief, how are you doing? Hope everyone is safe over there, chief you need to come and help me over here, I need money to move ahead please do something about it, I'm scared over please, I want to come and stay with you...
Sent from my BlackBerry wireless device from MTN |
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u know how things are. D Chairman, Harry Gomer and I are hiding, but we can arrange something. U know we can't come to Nigeria nor send someone. D Gomers are too well known. All Nigerian Gomers are leaving or hiding. If u want to come with us, we can arrange something. We get a contact in Cameroon, u could meet him and he could drive u to Niger, where we are hiding. This is closer than going to Niger by urself.
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Anyone read The Overloaded Ark? I'll try to make a homage to Gerry Durrell safari. |
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Parti Boi. x2 x3 Xmas Parti 2012 Lagos-Natitingou, Lagos-Parakou-Kandi, Benin City- S4fari Hotel Kano A 419 picked me up, took my bag and ran away - have did a lot for Gomer but nothing good come out, every time different trip and they always mess up at last, why? Benin Republic mess up, Kano state in Nigeria mess up, Safari Camp also mess up - am really ashamed of my self in street
My wife divorce our marraige because I failed to provide proper maintenance of the family. |
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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon
Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17379
Location: Leading my wolf pack
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Thu Mar 20, 2014 11:34 am |
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I've read most of Gerald Durrell's books. I would never have thought of them as baiting manuals, but then inspiration can come from anywhere. |
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Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
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x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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