"I SWEAR WITH MY BALLS"

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Not quite a Newb Joined: 16 Jan 2014 Posts: 44

hahahaha communicating with this lad is like communicateing with a six year old with a potty mouth lol

Posted: Mon Mar 10, 2014 9:29 am

It hasn't stopped yet...

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IF ONLY YOU KNOW HOW MUCH MONEY IS INVOLVE YOU JUST FORGET ABOUT THE AGREEMENT BABYLON

Dunno what "Babylon" refers to.

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Can't be that much if you're begging for handouts like gutter trash.

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let us forget it ok

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Glad to - dunno how I'll ever be able to get your stench out of my inbox, but I'll have to try.

Suddenly the Lad remembers that he's not supposed to be giving in so meekly:

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I THINK YOUR DICK IS NOT WORKING PROPERLY THAT IS WHY YOU ARE ACTING LIKE A WOMAN

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What's the matter, Bubba-Louie? Your favourite bumboy laughed at your impotence again? Or someone walked in on you and the puppy again?

I'll admit, not my best; I plead hay fever. But the Lad was off his game too:

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I SEE THAT IS WHAT YOU DO NO WONDER

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Is that the best you can do? That's truly pathetic. No wonder you're poor and hopeless and play shag the dog because you've got no friends.

Suddenly the worm turned again as the Lad decided to play tough guy... but didn't quite get it right:

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YOU ARE MY FRIEND SO WE ARE THE SAME OK TAKE IT OR YOU LEAVE IT IF I GET HOLD OF YOU I WILL ASK YOU TO GO ON YOUR KNEELS AND BEG BECAUSE I WILL USE THE WEEP ON YOU OK

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You're going to cry and cry until I beg you to stop? What the fuck is the color of the sky in your world?

Not quite a Newb Joined: 16 Jan 2014 Posts: 44

YOU ARE MY FRIEND SO WE ARE THE SAME OK TAKE IT OR YOU LEAVE IT IF I GET HOLD OF YOU I WILL ASK YOU TO GO ON YOUR KNEELS AND BEG BECAUSE I WILL USE THE WEEP ON YOU OK

I just love their terminologys LMAO

Posted: Thu Mar 13, 2014 6:20 am

The Lad went surreal for a moment:

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GREEN, OK TEACHER

And:

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I KNOW YOU ARE A WICK MAN MAYBE CHICKEN HEAD MAN

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MAN LIKE YOU WHO DONT HAVE A WIFE OR CHILDREN, ARE YOU A FAMILY MAN? ASK YOURSELF

So I was brief in return:

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I have a daughter. You have rabies.

Then he uses a word as an insult that isn't usually seen as one (emphasis added):

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YOU ARE A WOMANIZER THAT IS WHY YOU HAVE 1 DAUGHTER MAYBE IT WAS LUCK THAT YOU HAVE HER I KNOW MAN LIKE YOU CANNOT STAY WITH A WOMAN BECAUSE YOU THINK YOU KNOW IT ALL.
I WILL ADVISE YOU TO TAKE A WIFE IF YOU ARE SINGLE
I WILL FIND YOU ONE AFRICA BEAUTY OK

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So you're a pimp as well? Man, you get worse by the moment.

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WHAT ABOUT YOU YOU GET WORSTED BY THE DAY WITH YOUR SEX LIFE

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At least I have a sex life with women. All you have for sex are your hands and a dog.

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ARE YOU NOT ASHAMED OF YOURSELF MAN WOMAN LIKE YOU, LET US FINISH OUT DEAL OR GO YOUR WAY OK

Time to get back onto familiar ground:

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Well, you admitted to being a faggot, so I guess that the idea of a man and a woman having sex makes you sick.

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I LOVE TO HAVE SEX WITH MY WIFE NOT WITH A STREET CLUB GIRLS YOU CARRY IN AUSTRALIA

I'd listened to the recorded Skype calls I'd made, and decided it was worth something a little more serious:

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You're 62 years old according to "your" passport, but you sound and act like an angry, stupid, silly teenage boy ashamed of his sexuality and angry at the world. Just grow up, accept what you are, and stop telling stupid lies.

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HAHAHAH YOU CAN EVER STOP TAKING ABOUT THIS ISSUE AND LET US GET ON WITH THIS TRANSACTION OK

Oh, the trsnsaction!

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What transaction would a faggot pervert lowlife have that anyone would want to get involved with?

Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2014 9:19 am

There was a period of deceptive calm, with little anger, and then today, an innocuous question...

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how are you doing ma1co1m reyno1lds

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Firmly of the opinion that a rich and honest man wouldn't touch your deal with the proverbial ten-foot pole, and a rich and dishonest man wouldn't trust you an inch.

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WHY DO YOU DISTRUST ME MALCOLM I AM A GOOD MAN TRUST ME IF I CAN BRING BUSINESS FOR US TO DO I AM A GOOD MAN I ONLY WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT I WISH YOU WELL AND GOOD HEALTH.

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You are an ignorant, stupid, ill-informed buffoon. That's why I can't trust you

That did it!

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YOU ARE ALSO VERY STUPID AND IDIOT AND A BASTARD GOAT HEAD YOU CAN GO TO HELL ASS, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU FOOLISH MAN

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i hate you dog

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IF I GET YOU WILL WILL PUNCH YOUR FACE LIKE MAY WEATHER

Huh?

That deserved a mature answer.

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You're a frustrated loser and self-hating homosexual with fantasies of violence and power. Truth is, I would reduce you to a whimpering and grovelling sack of broken bones in under sixty seconds and it wouldn't even raise a sweat.

Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2014 9:54 am

It's been a while since I last ripped into one of my lads like this. I should really give one or two of them a poke with the insult stick and let out some anger in an entertaining way...

Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2014 1:50 pm

The May Weather reference is to currently undefeated professional boxer Floyd Mayweather. This lad seems preocupied with striking people in the face. Does he fancy becoming a professional boxer? He would have to demonstrate his ability not only to give a punch but receive one.

Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2014 3:19 am

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KEEP YOUR GRAMMAR INSIDE YOUR POCKET

Mal, truly the most amazing rants I've seen in a long time. I hope he comes back for more!

Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2014 5:04 am

Latest exchange:

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I WILL KILL YOU YOU SPIRITUALLY YOU WICK MALE I WIIL TAKE YOUR BALLS AND YOU WILL EAT IT

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One minute a world championship boxing contender; next, a voodoo freak.
Find out who or what the fuck you really are.

This Lad is one vengeful POS, that's for gorram sure!

Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2014 12:36 pm

Connie may be on to something...

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SO WHAT DID YOU FREAKING VOODOO SAY ABOUT I AM HEAVY WEIGHT CHAMPION SHIP AND I KNOCK OUT YOU ARE GONE

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You're all piss, wind and vinegar, Bubba-Louie. If you're a heavyweight champion, man up and prove it. Show what you've got, blowhard.

Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2014 9:51 am

Still with it...

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A PUNCH TO YOUR FACE SUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH YOU ARE DONE DOWN

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And while you're posturing around like a ghetto pimp, I break your kneecaps, bust your balls, and smash your jaw like a pottery vase. Marines fight dirty, you see.

Two short posts follow:

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i kill you dont fuck with me ok

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bust your score your brains splash all over murder fucker

That "splash your brains" deserves somethng... special (though some of you know it well).

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In Fallujah, I cornered a Saddamite militant who threw down his AKM and raised his hands - thought I'd take him in; he was wrong.
I was carrying an M-4 Masterkey - an M-4 assault carbine with an underslung Remington 870 shotgun barrel. I fired the shotgun into his face from about one metre. At that range double-ought buckshot into the face leaves nothing - bone brain, hair, all smeared across the wall behind him like a Jackson Pollock.
Ain't fair, I know, but Marines fight dirty. Remember that; it might just save your gorram life.

Didn't faze him at all (emphasis added)!

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YOU CAN TAKE YOUR PEACE IF YOU DONT BELIEVE THAT I AM 7.9 FIT TALL AND VERY WICKED IN COMBAT I WILL KILL YOU IN THE PHYSICAL AND SPIRITUAL IF YOU DONT TRUST ME

Mal was dismissive:

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That makes you a bigger target, Bubba-Louie.

Master Baiter Joined: 26 Jan 2014 Posts: 144

He was the one who brought up the sexual preference first?? Why would he say that ? Sounds like that might just be on his mind // now about his money making deal, if it is so great and he is so religious why did he not ask his churching buddies , seems like he would want to share the funds with them first You got him going , what an exchange!!

Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2014 7:13 am

Master of Master Baiters Joined: 18 Oct 2012 Posts: 611

I was surprised nothing was made about him wanting to feed you your balls. Another homosexual undertone? xD Ask him why he wants to handle your balls so badly, and why he's so attracted to the idea of seeing balls in a mans' mouth.

Hello I'm New here! Joined: 23 Apr 2014 Posts: 1

If you want my cumback, you'll have to scrape it off your mum's chin.
I think that might be a good one for someone to use out there.

Posted: Sat Apr 26, 2014 10:20 pm

This lad belongs in the insult thread, he's so quick to anger. 7.9 feet tall, hahaha