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Yastreb
Common Street Thawth Vergabon

Joined: 04 Apr 2006
Posts: 17379
Location: Leading my wolf pack

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Mon Feb 17, 2014 8:15 pm |
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I've had half a dozen "Microsoft" calls to my landline over the last couple of years.
Three times I've been given the "use your eventvwr" spiel, so I've looked around, and said I can't see anything unusual. After a spate of "There is something wrong" and "No there isn't" the guy hangs up.
Once I did the above and finally "admitted" to seeing something worrying, at which point the caller said that their engineer would be called in. I said "Is this the bit where you remote-access my computer and insert a virus package?" - and the caller was furious!
The last two times the reception has been so bad that about the only thing I said was "Speak up, I can't hear you!" |
_________________ Son of a bitch!!! Your dead!!! Everything about your stinking poor life is dead!!! Get off my way you son of a bitch mother ....a man without father bastard....your dead Ok
May you never se the end of the year, May you sick and die in JESUS NAME AMEN.
MARK MY WORD, YOU SHALL FALL SICK, IF YOU DONT PLEASE WITH ME, YOU SHALL DIE OF THE SICKNESS, THIS IS MY FINAL WORD TO YOU
I HAVE PLACED YOU UNDER MY ORACLE GODS,
YOU SHALL CRY AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS OR YOU DIE
x5 x2 x 246
x 5 - Oyenka Chidinma Lagos-Cotonou; Dickyboi Lagos-Accra; Femmy Lagos-Porto Novo; "Woody" Accra-Singapore; Henry Philip Abuja-Natitingou w/MG & DSW
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Ewok
Master of Master Baiters

Joined: 11 Jan 2014
Posts: 688

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Mon Feb 17, 2014 9:34 pm |
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Here is their Website. I LOVE the testiclemonials! The UK Phone number is disconnected due to a BREACH OF TERMS OF SERVICE!
I am going to feed the baby and try to record a call to them on their US number. I did try to pay them by cheque last time they called, I popped it in to the DVD rewriter on me computer for the little loves to pick up! They never did!
https://www.quantumpcsupport.com/testimonials.php |
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x9 i hope you are alright because you sound like someone who has been mad before white pig-solomonodoom.
Small member of the Todger Club
well i can see you just trying to command a whole captain in the army huh i shud live my work to do dat huh well if u dont want m forget it u giving me condition or wat huh - Captain Mark
YOU ARE A JOKER AND I KNWE IT,YOU ARE GUYMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - goodwill dukk
you are a fucking fool,that is why you are lonely there,fucking white pig. - solomonodoom.
What kind of person are you devil-Austin Burberry
Did your Mother Kill you??? Honestly your not Woman No not A Mother - PeterJ
you are stupid old girl! i think you never have a sex for many years why not you use your finger?? or kill yourself-werkagegnehu |
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Ewok
Master of Master Baiters

Joined: 11 Jan 2014
Posts: 688

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Mon Feb 17, 2014 9:56 pm |
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Me as (James Dyson, James Dawson, close enough, James Billy!)
This guy tells me that my Pot Noodle and Pornography will be fine!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSr2rd--tCw&feature=youtu.be
Right let us call Australia then cobber! Wonder if I will get the same guy?
(Sorry about the cough, I was about to start laughing!) |
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x9 i hope you are alright because you sound like someone who has been mad before white pig-solomonodoom.
Small member of the Todger Club
well i can see you just trying to command a whole captain in the army huh i shud live my work to do dat huh well if u dont want m forget it u giving me condition or wat huh - Captain Mark
YOU ARE A JOKER AND I KNWE IT,YOU ARE GUYMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - goodwill dukk
you are a fucking fool,that is why you are lonely there,fucking white pig. - solomonodoom.
What kind of person are you devil-Austin Burberry
Did your Mother Kill you??? Honestly your not Woman No not A Mother - PeterJ
you are stupid old girl! i think you never have a sex for many years why not you use your finger?? or kill yourself-werkagegnehu |
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Ewok
Master of Master Baiters

Joined: 11 Jan 2014
Posts: 688

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Mon Feb 17, 2014 10:10 pm |
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Gaday Bruce!
"What are you wearing?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ha32BWBtHvU&feature=youtu.be |
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x9 i hope you are alright because you sound like someone who has been mad before white pig-solomonodoom.
Small member of the Todger Club
well i can see you just trying to command a whole captain in the army huh i shud live my work to do dat huh well if u dont want m forget it u giving me condition or wat huh - Captain Mark
YOU ARE A JOKER AND I KNWE IT,YOU ARE GUYMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - goodwill dukk
you are a fucking fool,that is why you are lonely there,fucking white pig. - solomonodoom.
What kind of person are you devil-Austin Burberry
Did your Mother Kill you??? Honestly your not Woman No not A Mother - PeterJ
you are stupid old girl! i think you never have a sex for many years why not you use your finger?? or kill yourself-werkagegnehu |
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Basinga
** WARNED **

Joined: 02 Aug 2013
Posts: 401
Location: Location: Location: Location: Sorry, can't find it

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Tue Feb 18, 2014 10:26 am |
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| phone number doesn't match one on the ex-directory list |
Thought the whole point of being ex-directory was that you weren't on any (legal) list  |
Oh, I'm getting my services mixed up, sorry...
Yeah Ex-directory just means you're not in any phone books and directory inquiries wont disclose your number.
The service I was thinking about is TPS:
http://www.tpsonline.org.uk/tps/index.html
By law, if your number is registered with TPS (as mine is), then organisations must have your consent before calling you (interestingly, I've had some utilities companies send me a text message first asking if it's okay for them to call my TPS registered mobile).
Unsolicited cold calls to a TPS registered number is against the law, and it's this list of phone numbers that organisations need to check before calling a randomly generated number.
@Ewok, noticed how the 'testiclemonials' all read like they've been written by the same person?... |
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