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Chibuike
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 07 Mar 2006
Posts: 693
Location: My corner of the world...
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Fri Feb 08, 2008 10:24 pm |
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What's so special about football she says as she ducks down. Give me the NBA anyday! |
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Ginger Head
Elite Baiter
Joined: 03 Jan 2006
Posts: 1455
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Fri Feb 08, 2008 11:06 pm |
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Reprob8, you want to die, don't you?
How can you say women own you when you do this to the house??? |
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RoyalFlush
Eater U Quiz winner
Joined: 30 Dec 2007
Posts: 361
Location: One poker tourney or another
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Fri Feb 08, 2008 11:15 pm |
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Sledgehammers are for crybabies like Terrell Owens. Pfft. You need to borrow the local fire department's Jaws of Life for this project.  |
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Obi-Wan Knievel
*** BANNED ***
Joined: 10 Dec 2006
Posts: 1486
Location: Bald Knob, NF
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Fri Feb 08, 2008 11:39 pm |
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Rep, I really don't care one way or the other about the Steelers, but your obvious fixation with that team (how many of them have filed restraining orders anyway?) is an addiction that needs to be fed. Twelve-step program my butt! I invite you to use Obi-Wan's 3-step program...
STEP 1: Admit that you have a problem. In your case, the problem is not enough space for your Steelers collection.
STEP 2: Deal with the problem. I would suggest using a sledge-hammer* in favour of simplicity. Be sure to get a vid on it.
STEP 3: Beer. You have just solved a problem**, so it's time for a cold one. Warning: Mixing beer with Vicodin may result in a good time.
* I just really want to see a Vicodin-addled lunatic take a sledgehammer to a wall.
** Your wife divorcing you or taking all your crayons away for a week is a totally separate problem. Refer back to Step 1. |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Fri Feb 08, 2008 11:41 pm |
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irishemigrant
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 22 Jul 2007
Posts: 4933
Location: 40*45' S 172* 34'E
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Fri Feb 08, 2008 11:56 pm |
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Don't listen to Corona
Go ahead and do it
Think of the extra room, the space
Women know crap about collections anyway, unless it's shoes or handbags |
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Corona
Baiting Guru
Joined: 21 Sep 2006
Posts: 8809
Location: On ya left!
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Sat Feb 09, 2008 12:33 am |
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Our friends have 2 antique cars and have showed them for years. We joined the Classic car club that they are in and she said to me, "Where you going to put all the trophy's?"
It might take years, but still!  |
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John Drake
Master Baiter
Joined: 06 Nov 2005
Posts: 233
Location: USA
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Sat Feb 09, 2008 12:34 am |
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You can say--in classic Flip Wilson voice..."The DEVIL made me do it!!!"
(I say take the wall down!) |
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"I am not a number..."
"YOU GO TO HELL YOU DA FREAK GOD STRIKE YOU DEED RIT NOW HOW DARE YOU SAYE THOS THINS TO ME I AM CHRSTIAN AND DO NOT DO DOSE THINGS YOU ARE SIK SIK MAN!!!!
YOU NEVER NEVER RITE TO ME AGAN--EVAR EVAR!!! I WIL ASS GOD TO PUNISH YOU AND SEHND YOU TO HELL! YOU AR SO SIK IT MAKE ME ILL JUS THINKIN ABUT YOU SO CRAZY." -Dr Wily
Without this certificate, we are still where we are.
I can never trust you again. It will be hard for us to work together.
I have learnt so much from the disappointments i experienced from you. I can only thank you for wasting my precious time.
thanks for wasting my time all thes while. You have been a great friend, i can not deny that.
Thanks for not being there for me when it matters most. -Xu Chaofan |
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Radden
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Joined: 26 Mar 2005
Posts: 1267
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Sat Feb 09, 2008 1:07 am |
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| and Ex-wife (the ball-busting hellbeast with no soul) |
You obliviously lie when you say this line, because you still have the balls to even think about expanding your steelers room (whom didn't make the superbowl, by the way!).. You obliviously need to sit down and think about your decisions on who to root for, maybe the Giants? maybe the Pats.. I don't even recall in my lifetime when the steelers made the superbowl..
(this post was made just to rile up Reprob8) |
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Ambush7
"kak shoveler"
Joined: 20 Dec 2007
Posts: 243
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Sat Feb 09, 2008 1:09 am |
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Take the wall down and expand the room  Bradshaw to Swan TOUCH DOWN STEELERS!!!!!! I know, I am telling my age. |
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Reprob8
DIGITALIS MAXIMUS
Joined: 20 Sep 2004
Posts: 1794
Location: At the Pharmacy
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Sat Feb 09, 2008 2:04 am |
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Were you partial to Franco's Italian Army, Gerela's Gorilla's, or Lambert's Lunatics. I was a Lambert guy, myself, but I did admire Frenchie Fuqua's platform shoes with the heels that had live goldfish in them.  |
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crashhoot
Moderator
Joined: 08 Aug 2004
Posts: 4237
Location: Looking for the petting zoo.
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Sat Feb 09, 2008 3:22 am |
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GordonBennett
Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 Mar 2007
Posts: 2829
Location: Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo
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Sat Feb 09, 2008 3:35 am |
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| Ex-wife (the ball-busting hellbeast with no soul) own me on a level I can't describe |
Surely she needs a name - execr8 or excav8?
Suggestions anyone?
Extortion8? |
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Reprob8
DIGITALIS MAXIMUS
Joined: 20 Sep 2004
Posts: 1794
Location: At the Pharmacy
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Sat Feb 09, 2008 3:54 am |
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crashhoot
Moderator
Joined: 08 Aug 2004
Posts: 4237
Location: Looking for the petting zoo.
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Sat Feb 09, 2008 4:19 am |
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mrbigtime
Master Baiter
Joined: 01 Aug 2007
Posts: 241
Location: Always on the move
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Sat Feb 09, 2008 4:48 am |
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The steelers room is a little much... but i have an aunt who has an Elvis room just the same... It is a guest bedroom completely decorated with Elvis memorabilia ... The strangest thing is waking up to a life size cutout of 50's Elvis standing next to your bed... oh and a friend with a 2 car garage completly "Hook em Horns" thats texas longhorns to those who dont know... a college football team with the ugliest color orange ever. |
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Hey MICHAEl !!!!! .... dont fucking call me a muron okay !!! I dont play with those kind of stuffs ...
I WANT TO TELL YOU THAT YOUR $130 CANNOT BUY ME ABOTTLE OF BEER IN MY COUNTRY
I believed you should be trying to pull my legs and let it be so as I will not like to tolerate such attitude from you
Please brother stop that joke, it is an expensive joke that can cause hyper tension.
BECAUSE IN MY VILLAGE WE DONT HAVE A TELL PHONE |
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GordonBennett
Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 Mar 2007
Posts: 2829
Location: Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo
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Sat Feb 09, 2008 5:12 am |
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Competition over   |
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DIE MUDER FUCKER
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Gnasher
Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 May 2006
Posts: 2849
Location: Centre Stage in the Theatre of Cruelty
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Sat Feb 09, 2008 6:59 am |
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Yeah - your house, your rules |
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"you have to pay because he need to submit this form to the Federal Ministry Of Fancies" Barrister John/Mike/Richard Okeke
"they are in deed the swinders rotating about in the net and searching for whom they will stylishly defraud your belongings" A. Moron
"Please pray harder for God to guide and protect us during our travelling because flight airplane i observe is a very big risky" Abdul Karibu
"WE DOESN'T LIKE HOW DISOBIDIENT YOU ARE!" Coco Law Chambers
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ParaNoid
** REMEMBERED **
Joined: 12 Sep 2006
Posts: 5123
Location: Looking for Steward.
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Sat Feb 09, 2008 7:15 am |
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Reptob8 if you take out the wall then the Steelers will Domin8...
More of your home any way! |
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Gnasher
Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 May 2006
Posts: 2849
Location: Centre Stage in the Theatre of Cruelty
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Sat Feb 09, 2008 7:18 am |
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deton8? Much quicker but probably more mess. |
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"you have to pay because he need to submit this form to the Federal Ministry Of Fancies" Barrister John/Mike/Richard Okeke
"they are in deed the swinders rotating about in the net and searching for whom they will stylishly defraud your belongings" A. Moron
"Please pray harder for God to guide and protect us during our travelling because flight airplane i observe is a very big risky" Abdul Karibu
"WE DOESN'T LIKE HOW DISOBIDIENT YOU ARE!" Coco Law Chambers
"BE INFORMED THAT YOU WILL INCUR DUMMERAGE AFTER 9 DAYS FROM TODAY" Burkina Faso Air Secure Air Service.\ |
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Agi Hammerthief
Master of Master Baiters
Joined: 12 Mar 2006
Posts: 671
Location: .de
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Sat Feb 09, 2008 1:55 pm |
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don't you have space for a Steelers Shed in the yard?
would make an excellent docking station for the Steelers Campervan when you get it.
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she might just wrap you up in that "Ass Hole" tape and drop you in the next river.
If she attaches pictures of the Steelers Room it will be filed under "suicide" without investigation. |
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GordonBennett
Baiting Guru
Joined: 29 Mar 2007
Posts: 2829
Location: Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo
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Sat Feb 09, 2008 10:13 pm |
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Um.. what's the angriest she's got so far? |
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JoeTam
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Joined: 16 Nov 2005
Posts: 2153
Location: Pulling foil arrows out of my head.
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Fri Feb 15, 2008 5:47 am |
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OldBaglady
Elite Baiter
Joined: 11 Jul 2007
Posts: 1979
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Fri Feb 15, 2008 7:18 am |
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Your wife must really love you. I'd have had a yard sale the first minute you went out of town . . . or let the insurance company fund the remodeling after the fire. I think that room would lend itself nicely to a library with oak shelves and plush carpeting. |
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My agent had a tribble actident.. he die on the process. ~M0s3s Ih3kw04b4
We two make compactible lovers. ~B!ll!e Vl4d!m!r J0nes
"Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned, nor hell a fury like a woman scorned." ~ William Congreve (1697) |
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Eight
Retired Moderator
Joined: 11 Sep 2004
Posts: 8710
Location: UK
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Fri Feb 15, 2008 7:43 am |
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Rep, you know and I know that three things are true:
1. You are going to do it anyway
2. Educ8 is going to pay you back for it somehow but always with class
3. You will love her for it
So just get on with it already.
Oh, and please tell Educ8 she has my sympathies. |
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